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I'm so rich and also am busting huge loads everywherw

Loadboost

I'M SO RICH // // LOADS LIKE ALL UP ON MY BITCH

For Yaldabaoth said, “I am God and there is no other God beside me.” According to the ancient Gnostic texts, there is a creator God named Yadabaoth (Ilda-Baoth or Ialdabaoth ) who is described as the Child of Chaos, and was the son of Sophia (wisdom) in Gnostic Cosmogenesis. Yaldabaoth is called an angel in the apocryphal Gospel of Judas. He is first mentioned in “The Cosmos, Chaos, and the Underworld” as one of the twelve angels to come “into being [to] rule over chaos and the [underworld]”. In the “Gospel of Nicodemus,” Yaldabaoth is called Satan, and Dante called the Devil simply a worm. The Theosophists say that Yaldabaoth is identical with the Fetahil of the Codex Nazaraeus, the Demiurge of the Valentinian system (Lucifer, vi, 33), the Proarchos of the Barbelitae (Irenaeus, I, xxix, 4), the Great Archon of Basilides and the Elohim of Justinus. (1) Yaldabaoth is the creator of the visible realm or what we can call the Matrix (society) and prince of the Creative Forces in humans which he is the Father of the modern man in the form of earthly Adam and Eve of the biblical Garden of Eden.

jaldabaoth

Persona 5, Jaldabaoth,demiurge,no step on snek,fear!,Fear God and give glory to him,for the hour of your judgement has come to you,now when the 1000 years has expired,satan will be released,judgement has come to you

A historian while doing research on World War II found some of Hitler's old belongs, along with a picture of a person, apparently female, who, according to some old memos written by Hitler himself, was is in fact his old best friend.

hitlerpicture

Hitler,WW2,History

i added Doug Walker on snapchat and this is the first thing he sent me

dwg

holy shit... // //

Nostalgia Critic,Doug Walker,Channel Awesome

I made it to page 1 of the YTMND Users List By Sites. I did it. I went there, and I accomplished the goal. What I set out to do, I did. I have posted enough sites I'm in the Top 50. Congratulations to me. I came through on this one.

wellidid

wewgas

IT'S THE YEAR 1996 YOU HAVE JUST ACCESSED THE INTERNET IN YOUR CLOSETED TEEN YEARS AS A TEEN BOY. FF7 AND MAJORA'S MASK ARE SOOO COOL. YOUR DAD IS VOTING FOR AL GORE IN THE 1996 ELECTION. NOW IT IS SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001 AND THE TV IS ON LOOKING AWAY FROM YOUR LINK X CLOUD FANFICTION ON YOUR FAMILY COMPUTER, YOU HAVE A TRANSGRESSIVE VISION. SURELY, THIS IS WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE FOR A TRAPPED SOUL LIKE YOU. IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS. YOU THINK "I LIKE TO WATCH LINK AND CLOUD. I HOPE THEY PUT CLOUD IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ONE DAY." GEORGE BATAILLE WOULD HAVE SHIPPED IT!!!! Disclaimer: Think of this as an "art piece" about misplaced sexual projection. I'm going to hell.

liketowatchyaoi

legend of Zelda,final fantasy,america,nsfw,gay,911,video games

Recording of unlicensed geezer Eldon Stewart, Sr. saying his catchphrase "nobody cares!" on 3840 kHz (80 meter shortwave). He has been warned by the FCC since 2017 to stop doing this, but he will argue with soundboards of himself. The other voice is a tape of Noel Berman (NO6EL).

noobodycares

Eldon Stewart, Sr. // has no license! // 3840 kHz.

3840 kHz,ham radio,ytmnd,NSFW

Way down in the murk, the HHH net soldiers on....

hamradioboredom

Sweet Jesus --- // THE BOREDOM // COULD KILL!!

boring,ham radio,ytmnd,7190kHz,40 meters

shameless self advertisement I animate stuff

someguystudios

I'm Someguy Studios // I create funnies on Youtube // yay dead memes

stupid

my biscuits are burning

omgmyturkey

weasels

Save on fresh and shop deals that will make you bust a move down the aisle!

krogerad

Grubhub Perks Give You Deals On The Food You Love The Kind of Deals That Make You Boogie

grubhubad

a test revolving around a thing copy and pasted on myspace clone sites. expect bad ratings. FLASHING LIGHTS BEWARE

babacat

HAIL THE BABA // //

baba,cat,ndad

New take on a classic, with some nostalgic characters!

brerfox

splash mountain ,Brer Rabbit,Brer Fox,Brer Bear,what is love ,snl,car meme,Jim Carey,Will Ferrel

There is no reality.

areumindfreak

There's no reality // Just this world of illusion // That keeps on haunting me

kris angle,mindfreak,magic

I'm in love with the big boobed vampire lady from Resident Evil Village.

bigbewbvamplady

I Want The Vamp Lady // From RE8 To // Step On Me!!!

vampire,goth,resident evil,resident evil village,big bewbs,boobs,hot,i'm in love

pelican

sternfacialexpressions

howard,stern,facial,expressions,never,changes,fad,call on me

Go Reimu Go!!!

ganbarereimu

Ganbare Reimu! // //

Touhou,Touhou Project,2hu,Reimu,Reimu Hakurei

his username is safavid#7777 on discord go check him out (send him gay porn)

safavid7777

// // @safavid please have sex with me

https://join.robinhood.com/thomasc2082 It's simple you get a free random share of a stock worth up to 500$ and I get a free stock. I've had friends get some decent ones lately, myself not so much my last free share was AMC but I'm hoping to get what they've been getting. You do have to put in a valid bank account and social as it is legit and will have to put on tax return in future if you invest a ton. My #1 pick is NOG and highly recommend. I'm not a spokes person but I tell ya it's great!! Check it out do some of your own research and I bet you'll make easy money come summer if not April or March.

yougetafreestock

cash,money

here is my lame alternative take on ''polish toilet'' and ''mongolian car''

croatiandrill

croatian,drill,bosch,spin,sex,polish toilet

barely edited excerpt from television program. - open to interpretation. - i made this in april

vaccinetmnd

picard

LOL!

khantemplate

VOTE 5

BIBIO MOOZIK

nostalgicmusic

nostalgic,elegaic,bliss,final,resonance,ability,kordru,balloons,door,hallway,sticky situation,ytmnd site for your friends,it's what you want,it's what i want,it's what we all want,we all want this awesome site,hell yeahhhh,that's on point dawg,fo shizzle,*smokes oversized blunt that snoop dogg gave me*

Back On The Rocks, sang by /o/

tingoontherocks

RIP // BEV //

/o/,twingo,initial d

watch it do a cute dance original gif belongs to olyester on twitter. thanks for person who colored the gif and i edited a part of a eevee doing the chika dance.

eeveebarbiegirl

eevee,barbie girl

Trump on Dumps.

bigmassivedumps

BIG // MASSIVE // DUMPS

trump,,dumps

enjoy the cutest thing on earth

kyubicuteness

chibi,kyubi,darkyubi,&,frostail,are,cute

A-hey-ey-he-ey.

Lookmeinthefaceandtellmeigiveashit

I // don't // care

Jim Carrey,Cowboys,Robbie Rotten,Cancelled

Saw this gif on Discord and was instantly reminded of this Not high quality but sure

horsenazi