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YTMNDFIX

fix ytmnd,bug,new feature,I slept with the principal's daughter

the scene in the matrix where the bad guy knows that when he puts steak in his mouth it's just the matrix telling him that he was molested as a child.

johnmarkus

chocolate rambo for christmas

plus, are you just going to let Lord Scilbrith play siege to Dopenshire?

not-today

NOT TODAY // //

coke,coke zero,video games,gaming

I thought of this when I was just sitting down.

havethatgirlgetpomfed

pomf,Rock that shit homie

OH COSMOS YOU SO EASY TO TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT

tiedhnath

just imagine,some bastard is gonna try and use this as a defense in criminal court,watch out we got a badass over here,hey guys remember that meemee,tiedhnath

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

Just......... -_-

mercedes

chicken

just for fun

thisonetimeindisney

Disney

James Hellwig, a.k.a. the Ultimate Warrior or just Warrior died.

JamesHellwig

ANOTHER // DEAD // WRESTLER

Ultimate Warrior,Warrior,Dingo Warrior,steroids,drug abuse,rip,Homosexual

Just for lulz

IDKMYBFFGWEN

// TWITTER LITERATURE KLASSICS KREW //

BEEEETS

comradequest

just BEET it // //

batman and robin know how to party hard

bat-party

batman,robin,sex,party,bumming,rape,donkies,adam,west,adam west

Prank Star Brady's personal site

dialprankstar69

YOU // JUST GOT // PRANKED

There was no that thing here, so I just created it for lulz

pfudor

PINK FLUFFY // UNICORN DANCING // ON RAINBOW

brony,pony,fluffy

eender hinder heender

ShrodingersCat

anime,hellsing,der jockel gartenteichspringbrunnen,Jakob Bienenhalm,hitler,nazi,jews,fuck the jews, I swear to god if jesus comes back on the second coming and he isnt adolf hitler I am going to be as pissed as a human being can I will literally rip his fucking top buns off i mean seriously why the fuck would that dumb jew ass bastard not do that that horrible dead baby fucking nigger cunt bitch faggot i just want him to stop like all those fucking crazy asshole niggers who beleive in him and just so goddamn awful anyways i hope you enjoyed this fucking beautiful masterpiece you beta neckbeard faggot twelve year olds,dumb bitch,the almighty loaf,top bun

Sad trombone just fits too much here.

sadbikefail

bike,fail,sad,trombone,wa wa wa wa,jump,ramp,reddit

Does a rebus like this (think "Comma Comma Down Doobie Dew Down Down") count as Dew Army if nothing's blatantly misheard? I thought there was already a "Wuki Wuki" YTMND in existence that used the line "be the Wookiee just for me", but I guess not. Woo is the raccoon deuteragonist from the webcomic Sandra and Woo.

wookieewookiee

rebus,star wars,wookiee,sandra and woo,chewbacca,woo,wuki wuki,jenny rom,dancemania

For some reason the song clip came to mind for opera. It actually is sampling musicals. YTMND, a wonder of all the world. The rest just sort of fell together.

wonder-of-all-the-world

Near reality simulator. // //

severedheads,wonder,world,opera,Max Caesar,Max,one star,YTMND,theater,Severed Heads

I couldn't have just edited the old site because it had the old codename in the domain...

scales

Master Snake // //

VOTE 5

just another Friday

discobrian

Windows XP is dying April 8. While this is probably a good thing as everyone else stopped supporting it years ago, there was just something inherently FUN about Windows XP, and it will be missed.

yourfinalrestingday

you will be missed // //

windows,,xp,end of life cycle,microsoft

This is just a joke I am playing on my friend

burpcow

Love // You // Burpcow!

just remove yr passwords and put it up who cares

badwebsite

robtheman

robtheman

Just for you Caitlin // //

BEWARE: Will make you pee your pants. if you are not around the age of 300-301, do not view this YTMND. Side Effects include nausea, death, seizures, vomiting, more nausea, pig ears, rabies, and some Chemical X.

thehalloweenspookys

U JUST // // GOT SPOOKED

spooky,more spooky,2spooky

I wanted to be in that contest, but I missed it so I guess I'll just play against myself. That's ok because I play with myself [i]all day long.[/i] I also wanted to do a part where there's a pig from like 500 years ago and a sonic screwdriver comes out it's ass. Then the bad wolf girl tells them, "It's the same screwdriver", and all three doctors get sick.

petercushing

peter cushing

random crap

ranasmouse

brb // brbrbdg // dfbedhg

brum,sticks,in,the,bum

Pizza cat, pizza cat, you're delicious.

neapolitan

s'just,P1ZZ4,What's,New,Pussycat,Samurai,Pizza,Cats,I,Made,This,Stupid,Joke,About,Six,Years,Ago,W04H,H3,5T0L3,TH4T,6UY'5,Oven-baked flat bread of Neapolitan origin

Just had to get this out of my head and into the internet.

bushwickdanceparty

girls,,powerglove,power glove

Just....fuck you.

sd34saysfuckyou

FUCK YOU // FUCK YOU // FUCK YOU