?wow how could it |
Eater0fworlds |
(1.00) |
107 |
2023-09-26 |
description:
uh oh
domain:
whatdahell
site text:
ping pongin // ready to get my account deleted // bring this man to justice
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?Marf |
MotionlessCliff |
(4.00) |
313 |
2023-09-25 |
description:
Can't think of a good YTMND today, I have the brain drain.
domain:
marf
site text:
// Marf //
keywords:
Robot and Monster,Nickelodeon,Cartoon
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?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
447 |
2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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?Primer Impacto (10 Years/1 Decade Ago) |
JohnVin2000 |
(3.00) |
202 |
2023-09-18 |
description:
Wasn't it surprising how Primer Impacto still looked old in 2013? It was the last year where they have used the 2004 studio look.
domain:
PrimerImpacto2013
keywords:
primer,impacto,barbara,bermudo,pamela,silva,conde,classic,2013,old,studio,ancient,10,years,ago,decade,sweet,caroline,neil,diamond
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?Hypnotic Goebbels |
NoName547 |
(3.75) |
235 |
2023-09-16 |
description:
5 this. Or don't. You don't have to, I'm not your mom.
domain:
hypnoticgoebbels
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?Has it been a week already? |
NoName547 |
(2.33) |
141 |
2023-09-11 |
description:
Yes it has.
domain:
oneweek
site text:
Yes it has. // //
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?Snoop Nye Slams Ankha |
Ducko |
(3.80) |
615 |
2023-09-02 |
description:
I apologize for such a thing. At least I didn't use the animation or actually have the trio do it.
domain:
camelbycamel
keywords:
snoop dogg,macho man randy savage,bill nye the science guy,snoop nye the slam guy,ankha,animal crossing,sandy marton,camel by camel,zone-tan
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?Still Waiting For NSFW Site Functionality |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.45) |
1,083 |
2023-08-31 |
description:
I have pseudo-porn to look at, Max.
domain:
wimpyasskidsormentalretards
keywords:
get a bucket of chicken and coleslaw
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?35/64: Spike My Alien Rosered |
DarthWang |
(4.17) |
310 |
2023-08-24 |
description:
Fortunately, you don't actually have to suck his alien penis to beat this boss
domain:
itsanalien
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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?Price Flies |
officialunofficial |
(4.64) |
694 |
2023-08-14 |
description:
Price Flies when you are having RetroFun™
domain:
pricefiles
keywords:
Price Flies
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?(nsfw) Plebbit KENergy |
thebatmanfan |
(4.71) |
506 |
2023-08-04 |
description:
The true face of Barbie shilling has been revealed.
And plebbit would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for people with basic dignity.
domain:
redditkenergy
site text:
MY HECCIN' KENERGY // //
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?(nsfw) Why don't I have any friends? |
Nickelodeon |
(3.67) |
216 |
2023-07-18 |
description:
.
domain:
spitonastranger
site text:
IT'S // SUCK // A MYSTERY!
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?(nsfw) Hello my name is Drew Pickles and I have a... |
Nickelodeon |
(3.86) |
340 |
2023-07-18 |
description:
.
domain:
hellomynameisdrewpickles
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?How to open an online store on the Acol.co.il mark... |
Artika |
(3.67) |
350 |
2023-07-15 |
description:
How to open an online store on the Acol.co.il marketplace in Israel
Online commerce in Israel is growing every year, and the Acol.co.il marketplace is one of the leading platforms for sellers and buyers. If you want to open your online store in Israel, here is your step by step guide to start on Acol.co.il.
1. Research the market and choose a niche
Before you begin, it is important to understand what product or service you will be offering. Research the market, determine what you like best, and find a niche that is profitable and has growth potential.
2. Register your business
You will need to register your business in accordance with Israeli law. Make sure you have all the necessary licenses and permits to sell goods or services online.
3. Create an account on Acol.co.il
Visit the Acol.co.il website and complete the registration process to create a new account. You will be required to provide some information about your business, including your name, contact details, and payment information.
4. Add your products or services
After creating an account, you will be able to add your products or services to the platform. Make sure you have high quality photos, detailed descriptions and competitive prices for each item.
5. Optimize your store for SEO
To attract more customers, it is important to optimize your online store for search engines. Include keywords related to your products in product descriptions and titles. Use the SEO features on Acol.co.il to improve your store's visibility.
6. Promote your store
Use social media, blogs, email, and other channels to drive visitors to your store. You can also use the promotional opportunities offered by Acol.co.il to increase your store's visibility.
7. Provide great customer service
Quick responses to customer questions, reliable order processing, and offering a flexible return policy will help you build a positive reputation and attract more customers.
Opening an online store in Israel on the Acol.co.il platform is a great way to expand your business and reach more consumers. Follow these steps and you will soon see the success of your business.
domain:
yad2
keywords:
online store,yad 2,yad2,yad1,yad 1,Israel,marketplace,marketplace in Israel,buy me
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?Kmart at Penn Station "Home (Acoustic)"... |
JohnVin2000 |
(4.18) |
671 |
2023-07-12 |
description:
During my first college year in NYC, I had such a great time, visiting the West 34th Street Kmart store, which is located in Penn Station.
It was the year before the COVID-19 pandemic. I've enjoyed exploring the entire city. When I've visited the Kmart in Penn Station, while entering the store, Chris Daughtry's song "Home" the Acoustic Version started to play on the radio.
So I have decided to create this YTMND site, for others to enjoy this nostalgic feeling. To those who loved Kmart so much, it is a great idea to remember these good old days.
Enjoy! :D
domain:
kmartpennstation
keywords:
kmart,nyc,penn,station,new,york,city,chris,daughtry,home,acoustic,version,nostalgia,memories,good,times,days
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?Myriam Hernandez with Karol G?!?! |
JohnVin2000 |
(3.60) |
213 |
2023-07-07 |
description:
HOW COULD YOU, KAROL G!
domain:
myriamandkarolg
site text:
SHAME ON YOU // KAROL G!!! //
keywords:
karol,g,myriam,hernandez,reggaeton,balada,romantic
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?There's Been a Federal Wiretap On My Ph... |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.30) |
758 |
2023-06-24 |
description:
aw 4v6c4w3 6vw4
domain:
itstrueyouguys
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?Y'all have never had pc drip unless you�... |
Dovahjud |
(4.20) |
425 |
2023-06-21 |
description:
This bastard is dying
domain:
pcdripbutdying
site text:
The hardrive in this // bastard is dying!!! //
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?(nsfw) Fire Chief Ass Piss |
Pibbmeister |
(3.67) |
531 |
2023-06-16 |
description:
Fire Chief having a good ass piss after a hard night of food and booze!
domain:
FireChiefAssPiss
keywords:
ass,piss,ren & stimpy,Pissintheass,Takingashit
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?The Batman theme as it should be sung |
Heywood12 |
(4.38) |
765 |
2023-06-13 |
description:
"....The album closes with an eye-opening rendition of the "Batman" theme that plays out like a hallucinatory experience. Chalpin's frantic, operatic shrieks of "Batman!" resound through the speakers over a haunting orchestra, soliliquizing on the meaningless "Gods" we have made out of popular culture (in a tale that may be strictly apocryphal, the raw terror of Sam's vocals were aided by his son's strategic placement of a life-size Adam West standee in the corner of the studio unbeknownst to Sam, which he allegedly thought was both real and malevolent). As the record ends, the listener feels a great multitude of feelings not easily put into writing." - El_Moonkaiser writing about Sam Chalpin's 1966 novelty record "My Father the Pop Singer" on rateyourmusic.com in 2009
domain:
truebatmantheme
keywords:
1966,Batman theme,Sam Chalpin,sure to annoy the kids,My Father the Pop Singer
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?This is serious! We could make you delirious! |
chainsawreferee |
(4.18) |
741 |
2023-05-13 |
description:
This is serious (serious)
We could make you delirious (delirious!)
You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us!)
Cuz too much of us can be dangerous
No (no(no(nooo)
domain:
makeudelirious
site text:
This is serious! (serious) // We could make you delirious! // (delirious)
keywords:
pill,psa,serious,delirious
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?a fraggle flying threw the internet |
BerryCarlenstein |
(3.00) |
155 |
2023-04-30 |
description:
It's a thriller story about white-collar crime. It kicks off on a yacht with news that a research institute's confidential database has been hacked.
domain:
fraggleinternet
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?HTTP 404 MOON MAN NOT FOUND |
BlakeIsHere |
(2.20) |
739 |
2023-04-22 |
description:
May 14, 2008 - Moon Man gets mad because somebody deleted this Wiki that I spent many hours making, and now I have to make it again so thanks a lot jerkwads.
domain:
moonfad
site text:
HTTP 404 // MOON MAN // NOT FOUND
keywords:
KKK NOT FOUND DOG.
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?You've been a bad, bad troll! |
MotionlessCliff |
(4.33) |
686 |
2023-04-17 |
description:
Something for your enemies.
domain:
badtroll
site text:
You've been // a bad, // bad troll!
keywords:
Cartoon,Atomic Betty,Ahead of it's time,Trolling,Trolls
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?H O P E & F A I T H |
thebatmanfan |
(3.00) |
311 |
2023-04-14 |
description:
Yes, we live in Clownworld.
But there is hope for us.
We must have faith.
We must have the strength to do what is right.
domain:
hopeandfaith
site text:
HOPE & FAITH // //
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?(nsfw) Family |
kroweski |
(3.67) |
493 |
2023-04-11 |
description:
you have asked his mom to move her car so that it wasn't blocking your driveway for the last time
domain:
myfamily
keywords:
kylo ren,family,justin kuritzkes,xylophone,violence,calm,it will not be fucking fun
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?Eyes Wide Shut |
thebatmanfan |
(1.67) |
220 |
2023-04-03 |
description:
If you see it, open your eyes.
Don't keep them closed.
There is an epidemic in this country.
Too many people have their eyes wide shut.
domain:
eyeswideshut
site text:
Eyes Wide Shut // //
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?“Everybody is a book of blood; wherever w... |
marcusxander |
(1.00) |
226 |
2023-03-30 |
description:
My limbs are weak and my heart is tired,
A painful death I cannot deny.
It comes so soon, I have no more breath,
My time to die, I cannot defy.
My last glimpse of life was quite unfair,
I cannot find answer through my pain.
My sight is blurred as I lay there,
I feel the chill of death, again and again.
The pain was great, deep and profound,
My memories and dreams lost in dying.
The numbness of my soul, no sound,
My life slipping away, I'm still trying.
Please take away all this misery,
Hold me tight and be true.
These are my last dying wishes,
Before I pass through the dark blue.
domain:
creepyisfun
keywords:
creepy
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?D O O M & R E G R E T |
thebatmanfan |
(3.50) |
328 |
2023-03-27 |
description:
Many mistakes have been made.
Paths which should have been taken are closed.
The simple, beautiful things around are tainted by a tinge of regret.
And the inevitability of future failure brings forth doom.
All that's left to do is to drive.
domain:
doomandregret
site text:
DOOM & REGRET // //
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?Funky Drummer |
tamberoo |
(2.50) |
240 |
2023-03-27 |
description:
The classic break now arrives on YTMND, many years after it should have.
"Funky Drummer" is a single released by James Brown in 1970. Its drum break, improvised by Clyde Stubblefield, is one of the most frequently sampled music recordings.
domain:
funkydrummer
site text:
AIN'T IT FUNKY? // HUH, AIN'T IT FUNKY? //
keywords:
funky drummer,,funky,drummer,breaks,loops,samples,funk
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