| ?His horse is amazing. |
joshdosmil |
(1.00) |
637 |
2012-01-29 |
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description:
His horse is amazing.
It tastes just like
horse pop
lemonade
domain:
joshdosmil
keywords:
horse, lemonade,amazing,tastes,awesome,universe,dirty
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| ?Hardhead's Dance Club |
ghostbusting |
(1.00) |
486 |
2012-02-17 |
|
description:
Just a simple joke for the guys at 2K5.
domain:
danceclub
keywords:
Transformers., Hardhead,Ghostbusting.net
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| ?The Decision |
AndySlash |
(1.00) |
545 |
2012-02-25 |
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description:
OFFICIAL ANOUNCEMENT
With Scripted Chaos softball just over two months away, free agent 3rd baseman Brett makes his official announcement on whether he will be playing in the 2012 summer softball season.
domain:
brettsdecision
site text:
I'LL BE TAKING // MY TALENTS TO // THE WEST METRO
keywords:
Scripted Chaos Eagan Softball Brett The Decision Nads E League No Home Runs Allowed Whiff Toe Lady,Scripted Chaos,Eagan Softball,Brett,The Decision,E League,No Home Runs Allowed,Whiff,Toe Lady
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| ?I'm a Kid |
devanwolf |
(1.00) |
1,479 |
2012-03-16 |
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description:
This is I'm Just A Kid singing I'm a Kid.
domain:
Rory
keywords:
Rory,I'm,Just,A,Kid,I'm Just A Kid,Children,Sony Music Entertainment,SME,Sony,Music,S. Ward,The Incredible Piglets,The Best You Can Be Is You,I'm a Kid,Another Rainy Day,My Invisible Band,You're Drivin' Me Crazy,Bubble Bath,Dreamwings,The Ballad Of Mr. Toad,You're My Friend,wanna,do,is,pwn
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| ?Journey to space! |
DrFurioux |
(1.00) |
1,618 |
2012-03-22 |
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description:
Hi all!
My name is Twan, and I'm from The Netherlands! (yea, that awsome country).
There is this newspaper in my country called "Metro".
They offer 1 person to go into space! (no joke!)
The only this you need is a good story, and votes.
The people with the most votes go to a jury, and they will pick one person to go to space.
I already have 1119 votes. But the person who is #1 has almost 4000 votes, I currently 7th.
So my question is:
Would you please vote for me? This is a unique opportunity! I really want to go. It is amazing to see the earth from outer space.
So would you please go to this link: http://bit.ly/GDvHTS and vote for me? =D It litterly takes 3 seconds. Just click on the little yellow button at the bottom right of my story =)
I would love you forever if you can get me to space! =)
Thank you in advance!
Greetz,
Twan
domain:
journeytospace
keywords:
Space,,vote,Netherlands,awesome
|
| ?Explosions Explosions Explosions!!! |
jreeree1515 |
(1.00) |
1,034 |
2012-03-23 |
|
description:
Michael Bay Just loves Explosiveness.
domain:
MIKEBAY
site text:
NO PLOTS!!! // // MORE EXPLOSIONS!!!
keywords:
Mike,Bay,Explosions
|
| ?Kid Cudi |
Starkillah |
(1.00) |
543 |
2012-03-24 |
|
description:
Just listen and jive.
domain:
kidcudi
keywords:
Kid Cudi,Solo Dolo,The Lonely Stoner,Wild'n Cuz Im Young,Man On The Moon,WZRD,Hip Hop
|
| ?Watch Out Missy... |
wifigod |
(1.00) |
774 |
2012-03-27 |
|
description:
Just a creeper face slideshow for my creeper friend.
domain:
fagmissy
keywords:
missy,fag,creeper,bieber,beard
|
| ?noob experiment in process |
coolguydelux |
(1.00) |
328 |
2012-03-29 |
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description:
just trying this out
domain:
noobexperimentinprocess
|
| ?Yakety Adventure |
Healtone |
(1.00) |
751 |
2012-03-29 |
|
description:
It's just awesome. Yakety Sax, and Pee Wee's Big Adventure
domain:
YaketyAdventure
keywords:
Sax,,PeeWee
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| ?(nsfw) slob on my knob |
brookee |
(1.00) |
1,291 |
2012-04-04 |
|
description:
I just
domain:
slobonmyknobtho
site text:
slob on my knob // //
keywords:
alex gaskarth,all time low,gdfogdfg
|
| ?(nsfw) You Just Got K-LO Rolled |
klo224 |
(1.00) |
1,155 |
2012-04-10 |
|
description:
I'm Sexy Wiggle
domain:
kloissexyasfuck
keywords:
K-LO KLOBOYSWAG Sexy Wiggle Roll
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| ?I'm feeling like... |
twelvebitstothebyte |
(1.00) |
539 |
2012-04-29 |
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description:
Just a silly thing since because college
domain:
Imfeelinglike
site text:
I got into college!! // //
keywords:
Chiptune,Asian,What
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| ?You like that baby? |
cricketboy |
(1.00) |
1,462 |
2012-05-03 |
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description:
Just enjoy it.
domain:
youlikethatbaby
|
|
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| ?Melanie |
alindsay13 |
(1.00) |
463 |
2012-05-06 |
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description:
An average site. just about melanie.
domain:
melaniemelanie
site text:
MELANIE // //
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| ?BMO Just Wants to Party |
JohnKruger |
(1.00) |
769 |
2012-05-11 |
|
description:
Adventure Time BMO
domain:
bmoparty
keywords:
BMO,,Adventure Time,Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
|
| ?SONIC RECOLORS |
LightningCrash |
(1.00) |
520 |
2012-05-11 |
|
description:
Just made this out of boredom. Not really much else to say.
domain:
sanicrecolor
site text:
I MADE A PUN. I'M SO CLEVER // //
keywords:
Sonic The Hedgehog Recolors Boredom This Is So Fucking Gay
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| ?this is the best thing that will ever happen to me ever... |
amandafagg0t |
(1.00) |
554 |
2012-05-11 |
|
description:
i just want to look at this photo
domain:
amandaisthehappiestgirlever
site text:
hello i will enver be sad again // thsi is the first day of my lfie // glad i didnt die bef ore i met u
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| ?F***ing Most Gangst3r Thing |
Gangst3rZach |
(1.00) |
581 |
2012-05-13 |
|
description:
this is just to gangst3r for me to handle right now.
domain:
ohmahgod
|
| ?Mentally backing out of an NBA match |
JosephStylin |
(1.00) |
419 |
2012-06-18 |
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description:
My friends are just gonna -love- this. :3 :3
domain:
nooneknowswhyimdoingthis
|
| ?Just for Mitts and Giggles |
itsacommercial |
(1.00) |
1,358 |
2012-06-21 |
|
description:
Come here just for Mitts and Giggles
domain:
mittsandgiggles
keywords:
mitt,romney,giggle,baby,mitts,giggles
|
| ?Pandeism who test |
Pacific-PanDeist |
(1.00) |
1,643 |
2012-07-07 |
|
description:
Just a test for my music file, and a gif I made for a camgirl because I'm a sucker.
domain:
pandeism-who-test
site text:
Next tip counts // DOUBLE // towards the countdown
|
| ?adopt a fostered animals |
boom2857 |
(1.00) |
1,940 |
2012-07-17 |
|
description:
In the arms of an angel just a click away
domain:
angelsinthearm
keywords:
annoying commercial in the arms of an angel poop dog
|
| ?Watch it gurlll |
notgoingtogetthis |
(1.00) |
1,149 |
2012-07-22 |
|
description:
Just quit while you are ahead.
domain:
meghanistrolling
|
| ?Call Me Joshi |
GeekKingCloud |
(1.00) |
443 |
2012-07-31 |
|
description:
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy...but here'a my number - I'm VARUN JOSHI!
domain:
callmejoshi
keywords:
varun ,lund,lol
|
| ?SpinningSkeleton |
Spacew00t |
(1.00) |
1,269 |
2012-08-08 |
|
description:
Just a creepy gif I made
domain:
SpinningSkeleton
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| ?(nsfw) fima |
blumps |
(1.00) |
978 |
2012-08-12 |
|
description:
...
domain:
fima
keywords:
blowing porn you bum pete right+now fima
|
| ?My man Raleigh |
ilikepigtails |
(1.00) |
444 |
2012-08-16 |
|
description:
just lol
domain:
mymanraleigh
site text:
Raleigh // of the Naboo //
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| ?Dj Shoe |
sargentshoe |
(1.00) |
837 |
2012-09-01 |
|
description:
just me
domain:
sargentshoe
keywords:
dj shoe,shoe,sargentshoe,mike shoe
|
| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,168 |
2012-09-08 |
|
description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
site text:
Mc Hammer. <3 // //
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
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