| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,088 |
2012-09-08 |
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description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
site text:
Mc Hammer. <3 // //
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
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| ?JUST DANCE GRANDPA |
monkey0506 |
(1.00) |
714 |
2012-09-16 |
|
description:
Yo dawg, I heard yo grandpa likes to dance so I put on Just Dance so he could dance while he plays Just Dance.
domain:
justdancegrandpa
site text:
JUST // DANCE // GRANDPA!!
keywords:
just dance song,just dance game,just dance,lady gaga,grandpa,dance,dawg
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| ?CANT HURRY BLACK LOVE |
MrShandavio |
(1.00) |
836 |
2012-09-21 |
|
description:
YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT
domain:
canthurryblacklove
keywords:
cant,hurry,black,love
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| ?Bsy |
vmc |
(1.00) |
509 |
2012-10-26 |
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description:
Yeah, no big deal, just bring my tux to work.
domain:
bsy
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| ?do not use tools as killing weapon at home |
ericanyoon |
(1.00) |
471 |
2012-10-29 |
|
description:
this is just about warning for person who use the tools as killing weapon at home
domain:
donotusetoolaskillingweaponathome
site text:
Please // do not use tool // as killing weapon at home
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| ?The wonders of redditing with pandora playing |
amberlynnkitty |
(1.00) |
526 |
2012-11-14 |
|
description:
Just like the title says. Was browsing reddit when They Might Be Giants' song Istanbul came on. Opened this link and cried.
domain:
istanbulkitty
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| ?THE PRICE IS FAILURE |
snibbo |
(1.00) |
640 |
2012-11-16 |
|
description:
America Just Overbid Itself In The Worst Way
domain:
thepriceisbad
site text:
The Price Is // WRONG, // Liberals!
keywords:
Obama,Failure,Price Is Right,Bob Barker,Liberal,Liberals,Democrats,2012 Election
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| ?RUMadCuzICnFeelItInDaAir? |
Raheem |
(1.00) |
427 |
2012-11-25 |
|
description:
There is no purpose for this once so ever. Just another waste of a URL on the internet
domain:
YouCnChoke
site text:
r u mad // cuz i... cn feel it // in da air
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| ?Super Sexy Skolebrød |
sveiin |
(1.00) |
389 |
2012-12-02 |
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description:
Basicly just 4 my facebook site
domain:
Purke
site text:
// PURKE! //
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| ?Skeen Shake Exercise Regimen |
AbsoluteTerritory |
(1.00) |
412 |
2012-12-04 |
|
description:
Just some guy - working out his arms.
domain:
skeenshake
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| ?I play song for u |
felinoid |
(1.00) |
1,375 |
2012-12-11 |
|
description:
Literally just me playing around with my guitar
The results aren't that great. Vote 1
domain:
musak
site text:
I'm tone deff // // Can you tell?
keywords:
Guitar,Music,Song that ends the world
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| ?Lanza Facebook(?) |
DIGIHAD |
(1.00) |
1,370 |
2012-12-18 |
|
description:
Disclaimer: This image is likely photoshopped BS made in some troll's basement. I have no way of validating its credibility. That is not the issue here. The issue is the CT Sheriff just made a statement that anybody who posts this image (real or not) is going to prison. Did I just wake up in North Korea?
Now more than ever Fuck the Police(tm)
domain:
adamchapman
keywords:
Adam Lanza, police state,Facebook
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| ?Kevin ran so far away |
Ghost2352 |
(1.00) |
458 |
2012-12-31 |
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description:
This is so bad just dont even look at it
domain:
heranheransofaraway
site text:
KEVIN RAN // //
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| ?Maybe I did just |
chozobody |
(1.00) |
805 |
2013-01-08 |
|
description:
Maybe I did just do it
domain:
MaybeIdidjust
site text:
// // Maybe I Did
keywords:
Casey Barton Bed Intruder
|
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| ?IT'S STAR WARS TIME |
Wesyeed |
(1.00) |
734 |
2013-01-09 |
|
description:
I was just about to jump off a bridge like that nigga Tony Scott, but now that there's new star wars, I'm going to stick around for a while yet... What can I say, star wars comes first, then bitches.
domain:
starwarsislife
keywords:
jedi,nigga,star,wars
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| ?Raif Won't Do That |
rhoh |
(1.00) |
279 |
2013-01-18 |
|
description:
Raif just won't do that.
domain:
raifwontdothat
site text:
I'D DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE // BUT I WON'T DO THAT // NO I WON'T DO THAT
keywords:
raif
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| ?Cantina Girls |
Bocklebee |
(1.00) |
867 |
2013-01-20 |
|
description:
Just a night at the cantina.
domain:
cantinagirls
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| ?itsearlgreyorthehighway |
martinaf |
(1.00) |
564 |
2013-01-21 |
|
description:
some people just don't need cream and sugar, BITCH.
domain:
itsnotteatimeunlessisayso
site text:
ITS EARL GREY // OR THE HIGHWAY // BITCH
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| ?Dog Days of Summer |
aarfo |
(1.00) |
566 |
2013-01-23 |
|
description:
It's the dog days of summer. Just let them roll away.
domain:
dogdays
keywords:
dog,,days,summer,jetski,doggles
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| ?(nsfw) mscottson2 |
BHPhreak |
(1.00) |
808 |
2013-02-13 |
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description:
mscottson2
domain:
mscottson2
site text:
JUST WOKE UP // BETTER PREHEAT THE OVEN // for my chicken
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| ?Friday's |
jaskmackey |
(1.00) |
571 |
2013-02-14 |
|
description:
Just Friday's usually
domain:
justfriday
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| ?Skunk Dance |
metblack85 |
(1.00) |
772 |
2013-02-22 |
|
description:
The most ridiculous person ever gets her just deserts
domain:
skunkdance
site text:
I FEEL // SO BAD // FOR YOU
keywords:
skunk,,dance,milkshake
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| ?You, sir, just got Catfished! |
surfingRhydon |
(1.00) |
1,051 |
2013-02-23 |
|
description:
What happens when the person you meet online isn't who they say they are?
domain:
guyinreallife
site text:
G.I.R.L // Guy In Real Life //
keywords:
catfish, catfish mtv,guy in real life
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| ?yes |
kyuntface |
(1.00) |
493 |
2013-02-26 |
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description:
idek what i just did
(P.S. do you see the gift in suho's pants)
domain:
imtrying
site text:
suho // the // daZZLING MAN
keywords:
IM DYGIN,suho,exo,what,ok
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| ?LE troal XD!!!!!11 |
Onaxe |
(1.00) |
665 |
2013-03-03 |
|
description:
LE TROAL LE XD!!!!!!!111 U HAV JUST GEEN MAEJORLEE TROLEEEED!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD
domain:
clickonthislinkbrandonseriously
site text:
U HAV JUST TROLED // MAEJORLEE XD XD XD XD XD XD XD // !!!!!!1111
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| ?Just because of You |
robinerd |
(1.00) |
517 |
2013-03-18 |
|
description:
It's just because of you - Robin Stjernberg
domain:
itsjustbecauseofyou
keywords:
robin, stjernberg,you,dancing
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| ?Golf Flogging |
ariadne11 |
(1.00) |
300 |
2013-03-18 |
|
description:
Just a stupid thing I had to do for my new media course.
domain:
golfflogging
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| ?Just Ask For Directions |
bhall1988 |
(1.00) |
499 |
2013-03-31 |
|
description:
driving
domain:
justaskfordirections
site text:
Just ASK // For // DIRECTIONS!!!!!!
keywords:
gps,driving,road
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| ?(nsfw) I'm A Bitch |
Setsuya |
(1.00) |
567 |
2013-04-02 |
|
description:
Bro...what did you just say?
domain:
immabitch
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| ?Schue Bop Bop |
divinebovine |
(1.00) |
487 |
2013-04-07 |
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description:
Mr. Schuester, just boppin' away.
domain:
schue-bop-bop
keywords:
glee, will schuester,matthew morrison
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