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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.

pornisnotgoodforkids

porn,sex,orgy,japan text,ytmnd,fyp,viral,goatse,meme,memes,nsfw,nazi,nazis,hitler

fjfjjfjfjfjfjfjfj

yourethestuffedmannowdog

YOU ARE // THE STUFFED // MAN NOW DOG

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mrman

Don't put // me in your little box // Mr. Man

Kenny Rogers' Old Fashioned Testicle Examination. From Mad TV.

KennyExam

Kenny Roger's // Old Fashioned // Testicle Exam

Kenny Rogers, Mad TV, Exam

Brian Peppers Tells you whats great about Twenty One Year Olds

BrianPeppersLoveTwentyOneYearOlds

Whats So Great // About Twenty One // Year Olds?

Brian Peppers Anal Cunt

French canadian version of ytmnd.fr

frenchcanadian

// L'boss // Asteure, man!

france,french,quebec,ytmnd,tabarnak

John McCain: He'll keep our babies' bottled water hot and protect our pancakes from space men next Friday

WSBATDBHWTDBTMND

// // WSBATDBHWTDB

john mccain, is old and crazy

no description given.

beingseanconnery

being sean connery, you're the man now dog, ytmnd, malkovich, being john malkovich

no description given.

seconds

old shiet

naziriker

secret, nazi, riker, omg

NEDM makes asian man choke on his rice. Clip is from the movie "Sex is Zero"

NEDMsurprise

NEDM, Asian, Shocker, no CLASS, Not Even Doom Music, happy cat, rude kitty, kitty, Sex is Zero

Multiple gif process !!! muhaahaha Done with AE CS5

HFAC

Multiple gif process have fun and create color funk dog

Now I have notice a lot of comments about the lack of "oh yeah" in my YTMND. But I also have recieved a lot of comments praising me on Greig's "In the hall of the moutain king". So I thought to myself "why not both"

koolaidberlin

kool, aid, koolaid, kool aid, kool aid man, kool aid guy, cool, aid, cool aid, cool aid man, coolaid guy, berlin, wall, berlin wall, oh, yeah, oh yeah, how the berlin wall fell

"You said you wouldn't make another one!" "But this one doesn't count!" "DOESN'T COUNT?!"

heyfatkidgoodjob

Fat, Kid, Horace, Gill, Man, Monster, Squad

Artie: The strongest man... in the world.

TheStrongestManInTheWorld

Pete and pete, artie, the strongest man in the world, an artie site, art f*g

Baby Sinclair attacks!! (tried to tighten up graphics, but my USB controller was broken....)

babydino

Dinosaurs,Signs,Ridin,

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internet1800

1800s,old timey,internet,telegraph,banner ads

-1 for originality, but I'm bored. (Uses Preloader so that it doesn't look like one of those sites that never loads)

ytmnddialup

YOURE THE // MAN NOW // DOG.COM

dialup, waiting, still waiting, jesus christ what's taking it so long, I hate this stupid modem

Hardcore dancing? Wrong! These poor people are being viciously attacked by a swarm of killer bees!

hxcbees

Bees! // //

hardcore, dancing, hardcore dancing, bees, hardcore bees, hardcore dancing bees

2074: In a future controlled by fascist cops, one man stands *tall* and dares defy the oppressive regulations imposed by the Thin Crust Act of 2063.

crustmnd

crustmnd bake these crusts crusty krusty the clown killed my family

max, make me a mop. If you make me a mob, we're talking discount prices, casual fridays, and pizza for the team. i will do for ytmnd what 9/11 did for muslim terrorists.

hulk-hogan-was-in-the-beatles

FINISH YOUR FUCKING BROCCOLI

I had a lot of fun making this, so I hope you all enjoy it. And it is Mega Man, not Megaman (I double checked.

megamanvsdownvoting

Mega, Man, Mega Man, Megaman, downvote, capcom, dedcat

Mega Man Villian #35363244: Corey Field-Man

suapygdh

dude

Feeling nostalgic? Who can forget the incredible ending of The Karate Kid Part II?

karatekidending

Karate, Kid, Part, II, Daniel, Miyagi, Live, or, Die, Man, Glory, of, Love

Weird scene in On Deadly Ground where Seagal must choose between a naked chick and an old woman with a maraca

seagalmustchoose

Steven Seagal, Seagal, On Deadly Ground, Touch Me,

don't finger my bologna

fingeredbologna

hey man, don't // finger my bologna // (lololololol)

fingered bologna

Donkeylips informs Sponge that there are "balloons" in there.

syssh

15 years later, now I get it // //

Salute, your, shorts, Nickelodeon, old, school, budnick, donkeylips, sponge, adult, classic, school.

SG-1 learns that many of the nuances of the Jaffa language do not translate into English. Starring Richard Dean Anderson and some other guys. Also, sndclip credit for Trouble Man (1972)

tealcgetsraw

Stargate, Richard Dean Anderson, MacGyver, Teal'c, Stargate SG-1, Jaffa Jokes, Worf, Kimpossible, Sci-fi, Star Trek, Blaxploitation, Honky is an American racial slur for a white person, Honky is a Jaffa

Star Wars. Let me see your identification.

OldBenKenobi

Star Wars