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Greta and Cpt. James T. Kirk have a little argument whether or not teleportation cause climate change.

narrative

greta,kirk,star trek,climate change,argument

I found a picture of a kid who looked like he was in an opium den. So, I kidnapped him, and put him in one. (photoshop'd.)

akinisonopium

PLEASE, KID. // QUIT THE DRUGS. //

VOTE 1

dsgfdg

WORST // YTMND // EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Vote 1 or get *ss raped by satan

no description given.

failatdanzig

...or not. // //

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amaiasmith01

microsoft tech support,phone number for microsoft,microsoft customer support number,contact number for microsoft

Billy Joel - "My Life" (1978, incomplete) The Clash - "Should I Stay or Should I Go" (1982) Edwin Starr - "War" (1969) other stuff I didn't recognize Two (!) renditions of the national anthem before cutting off Recorded off air, NA5B WebSDR March 10, 2022

WTWWintheraw

shortwave,Billy Joel,The Clash,Edwin Starr,WTWW,AM Gold

ａｓｐｉｒａｔｉｏｎｓ or the action or process of drawing breath.

aspirations

Believe it or not, George eats hickory.

geriatricbikegang

seinfeld,george,no,cane,hickory,beating,old,geriatric,elder abuse

She either has an *ss in the front or can rotate her head 180' degrees.

frontbehind

Woa. // //

ass 2 front behind black watermelon butt big

no description given.

hdythfn

Better // or // Worse!?

no description given.

Chunkstyle

Chunk style??!?!?! // OR // EXtra Crispy?!

why is the annoying orange sad? either that or he's high xD

AnnoyingOrangeIsSad

WHY IS HE SAD? // //

youtube

no description given.

edennlel

GANGSTA PARTY // DUEL ME OR I CRY // DI KYOSHO

Do U Want To Obey Me Or Not?

ORLY-ytmnd-com

I OWN YOU!!! // //

Pwnage!!

Awesome image inserted, awaiting downvotes from biased or uneducated users

ytmndexp0001

no description given.

georgesucks

Pictures or it didnt happen // //

A minute and a half recording of the ham radio Hi-Fivers net which runs before the WARFA net, possibly one of Billy's Children tuning up to jam things or just be a lid operator. October 3rd, 7:15pm Off KFS WebSDR website

hifiverstuneupjammer

Sunday on 3908 Kilohertz!! // //

Hi-Fivers,WARFA,jamming,3908kHz

I'll be back in a month

sdfsdfd

I'll be back in a month or // //

vacation time

Description Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus7

COME ON SHANDALAR I NEED // FOUR MORE GUYS TO // FILL MY SUPER BOWL BUS

simpsons,shandalar,mtg

no description given.

forgo

Is vengeance gonna bring your // son back to you? Or my boy to // me? I forgo the vengeance of

An unfortunate typo.. or is it?

bmpdick

BRANDON // WILL TAKE // DICK

homo typo

no description given.

wallisweat

The Beatles // //

Wall, Weakness

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

sam... or is it?

sameguywtf

ITS SAM! // //

sam gangstaa1 lod

no description given.

MariosDecision

Flower Power // or // Cape Feather

Super Mario World Flower Power Cape Feather

Data's Secret

secretivedata

Data's Secret

A man on edge, who has very much THE edge over his enemies and even his own demented psyche. You never know when it is sanity or insanity talking where this character is concerned.

thatcrazyguygoblinaudition

green goblin,norman osborn,spider-man,the rescue,2022,comic,webcomic

Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

HibiscusBlossom

// // Hi-Bi

Aromatic Hyena,Aromatic,Aroma,Hyena,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,00,000,666,66,69,98,99,999,777,77,555,55,50,333,33,121,111,11,420,20,42,44,444,888,88,82,720,180,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,),(,_,-,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",',:,;,'',?,/,>,.,WWW,W,L,GG,CC,CD,DC,ABC,AB,XYZ,XY,XX,DD,U,Skanda,Ozarks,Ozarks,Arkansas,19,Female,Demisexual,Sexual,Demi,Sexy,Hairy,Hair,Poly,10,100,1000

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Moonmangrandma

moon man,mercyful fate,grandma,welcome home,king diamond

Well.. I was just making my regular cheese sandwitch whit cheese and I toasted it toast-o-master 2000 and when it was redi there was odd figure in my sandwitz. I alredi ate it so I cannot sell it on ebay =( ssry .

sandwitz

* NOt fake * // //

Sandwitz or Sandwich then Sean Connery and God too