| ?How could this happen to cam? |
bishop21 |
(2.00) |
445 |
2006-04-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
camvigs
site text:
Cam's PokerStars // Account Got // LOCKED!
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| ?The exploding robots have taken me! |
DeliciousPastries |
(3.25) |
445 |
2006-04-27 |
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description:
Sam Brown's "The Robots have taken me, please send help"
domain:
explodingrobots
site text:
"The robots have taken me. // Please send help!" //
keywords:
exploding dog sam brown robots taken me send help
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| ?Troll with a Hammer! |
Enphenitie |
(1.50) |
445 |
2006-06-04 |
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description:
I'm a troll. I have a hammer. I hit things with my hammer.
domain:
trollhammer
site text:
I beat things // //
keywords:
Troll Hammer Trollhammer Trollhammaren Finntroll
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| ?GET HEFTY SO U NEVER HAVE TO SAY....... |
darkchaostitan |
(1.00) |
445 |
2006-07-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gethevtysouneverhavetosay
keywords:
hefty
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| ?Tractor dream v2 |
darkloy |
(2.00) |
445 |
2006-07-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
tractordream2
site text:
Ever wanted to have John Deere // But still // Saving for one
|
| ?Heartl3ss |
bigmanbeats |
(1.00) |
445 |
2009-02-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
howcouldyoubesoheartless
site text:
How // Could You // Be So Heartless!!
|
| ?silly hill billy |
hairyassmoobs |
(1.00) |
447 |
2006-01-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
sexyassbitch
site text:
FAT PEOPLE // JUST WANT TO // HAVE FUN
|
| ?The truth about hydrogen cars |
ipwnyoursister |
(1.43) |
446 |
2006-10-12 |
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description:
The sad truth about hydrogen cars...
domain:
hydrogencarsrevealed
site text:
ITS // BEEN // DONE!!!
keywords:
hydrogen cars pwned
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
449 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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| ?a face only a man can love |
Webtobia |
(1.50) |
447 |
2006-04-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gfdgsfgh
site text:
// like you can ever have me!!! //
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| ?OMG CUTE!!!! |
Tensk |
(2.57) |
447 |
2006-04-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
CUTEOLPUPPY
site text:
You are now going to // burn in hell // Have a nice day
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| ?Skank Island,Were hoes skanks and bitches belon... |
OCRxBabii |
(1.17) |
447 |
2007-06-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gofuckawabit
site text:
omfg i cant believe that you cam // were having a total bitch fest a // around ok there is some bitch fi
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| ?YetiPwn |
YugureKitsune |
(1.00) |
449 |
2006-07-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
YetiiPwnn
site text:
You've Been // Pwned By // YETIS!!!
keywords:
PWNED BY YETIS
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| ?speeding, having a wonderful time (different music) |
gamerzl |
(1.80) |
448 |
2006-08-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
speedinggoodtime
site text:
don't stop me // //
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| ?Its been about money |
coolguydelux |
(1.00) |
449 |
2012-05-15 |
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description:
Its been about money
domain:
itsbeenaboutmoney
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| ?VISCERA BITCH BE |
hiw |
(1.83) |
448 |
2006-04-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
bigvis
site text:
HI GUYS! Im viscera! I may look // large, and snap at you, // inside I have a heart of Gold
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| ?lol, no sound equipment |
attak |
(1.25) |
449 |
2006-05-15 |
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description:
This is what happens when you only have microsoft sound recorder to make ytmnds. I wish I could find a better program. any suggestions?
domain:
buymecakewalk
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| ?Brian Mueller has been found dead in Miami?! |
Waymu |
(2.33) |
450 |
2018-06-20 |
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description:
Uh oh!!!! Pooped on my own head again!
domain:
Tuscaloosa
site text:
pizza is overrated // i'm afraid of zip files // i punched a shark in the face
keywords:
brian mueller,funny meme,razorath,jumpy monks
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| ?(nsfw) FUCK BITCHES HAVE SEX!!!! |
BobBobAiry |
(2.50) |
450 |
2020-04-03 |
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description:
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!
domain:
BITCHESFUCKINGMYDICK
site text:
FUCK YOU // ADD ME ON DISCORD // kanye west (real)#8124
keywords:
fuck
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| ?REACH AROUNDS SINCE 99' |
energyzed |
(1.22) |
450 |
2006-09-12 |
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description:
KYLE LOVES ZACH THEY ARE MARRIED THEY ENJOY BUTTSEKS
domain:
kyleloveszach
site text:
I AM A JEDI MASTER AT HEART // I USE MY MIND AND MY 3 INCH PUSS // TO HAVE BUTTSEKS WITH ZACH LOLZ
keywords:
ZACH LOVE HOMO GAY KYLE DOUCHE
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| ?Jeffery |
EdgarAllenPown |
(1.00) |
450 |
2008-02-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
donateandhelives
site text:
My names Jeffery // I have cancer...:'( // Donate and he lives...
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| ?Coolyou |
BioDuo |
(1.25) |
451 |
2006-09-11 |
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description:
May the force be with us
domain:
coolyou
site text:
May God Have Mercy On Our Souls. // //
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| ?Name your child! |
dbmusa |
(3.25) |
451 |
2010-04-14 |
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description:
Have you considered naming your child Simba?
domain:
itsagreatname
site text:
Name ur baby Simba,yes? // // I will supply baboon.
keywords:
lion baby
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| ?Movable people..!..!!.! |
djalicatchoppz |
(2.75) |
451 |
2005-11-02 |
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description:
DILDOMATIC
domain:
dildomatic
site text:
I believe you // have my // STAPLER
keywords:
DILDOMATIC
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| ?"The Don is semi-retired and Mike is in charge ... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.22) |
451 |
2007-09-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
semiretired
site text:
The Don is semi-retired and // Mike is in charge of the Family // business now. If you have...
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| ?The Nintendo Wii was the greatest console to ever ... |
bluethulhu |
(2.40) |
452 |
2014-02-02 |
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description:
nope
domain:
wiimasterrace
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| ?Jews been hit |
ThroatSlapper221 |
(2.75) |
452 |
2007-06-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
jbhsc
site text:
Jew been hit // Jew been struck //
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| ?lanks |
willr |
(1.00) |
452 |
2006-05-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
lanks
site text:
Must have // confused // Ethiopia with Destiny night club
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| ?does she have a sistah? |
ekg |
(2.33) |
452 |
2006-11-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
notsosly
|
| ?Have A Bunny |
Bloodsik |
(2.00) |
453 |
2005-11-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
haveabunny
site text:
Have A Bunny // Fuck Taco! //
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