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For Yaldabaoth said, “I am God and there is no other God beside me.” According to the ancient Gnostic texts, there is a creator God named Yadabaoth (Ilda-Baoth or Ialdabaoth ) who is described as the Child of Chaos, and was the son of Sophia (wisdom) in Gnostic Cosmogenesis. Yaldabaoth is called an angel in the apocryphal Gospel of Judas. He is first mentioned in “The Cosmos, Chaos, and the Underworld” as one of the twelve angels to come “into being [to] rule over chaos and the [underworld]”. In the “Gospel of Nicodemus,” Yaldabaoth is called Satan, and Dante called the Devil simply a worm. The Theosophists say that Yaldabaoth is identical with the Fetahil of the Codex Nazaraeus, the Demiurge of the Valentinian system (Lucifer, vi, 33), the Proarchos of the Barbelitae (Irenaeus, I, xxix, 4), the Great Archon of Basilides and the Elohim of Justinus. (1) Yaldabaoth is the creator of the visible realm or what we can call the Matrix (society) and prince of the Creative Forces in humans which he is the Father of the modern man in the form of earthly Adam and Eve of the biblical Garden of Eden.

jaldabaoth

Persona 5, Jaldabaoth,demiurge,no step on snek,fear!,Fear God and give glory to him,for the hour of your judgement has come to you,now when the 1000 years has expired,satan will be released,judgement has come to you

Gnosis

المحاصر انفجار البلازما عاصفة من قبل الروبوت القديم إله العذاب موندوجين القديمة الشريرة العبد من النجم الشرير زحل فكرة الموجة الدماغية الظلام النار الكوكب

baddesire

mondojinn,gaylord,moonman,god of death,agent of saturn

mondojinn, ancient genie of tension

the flames of hell, in GIF form

h

somethingsomethingtitties

shit

unknown

well, well.

itsnotthesamething

Code Lyoko,Cartoon,Quote,100% Not Anime I Swear to God

Code Lyoko

Hentai man

Hentai-man

Hello I'm hentai man. Accept me as your god.

oh my god

soldierfromtf2

margaret,thatcher,margaret thatcher

Valve

Valve

Bagpipes, Scotland, and Swords.

werethegodsnowman

you're the man now dog,ytmnd,sean connery,highlander

The MAN

this one is honestly pretty sad

awetphone

wet phone

god damn wet ass phone

some freakin' squirt guns

fly high my sweet angel <3 <3

restinpeacemom

lard,awesome,jeff lynne,german shepard,rip,mom,mother,rest in peace

the lord put this in my life <3

this was a sweet little gift from god <3

GOD2

this image was found by me

this image was found by me

oh god

godhasdied

quake 3 skeleton

quake 3 skeleton

oh god my fucking woo woo

analockmandaddy

its a fucking penis

its a fucking penis

Ask her anything.

pipigod

Pipimi,Poptepipic,Pop Team Epic,PopTeamEpic,God,Awesome God,Awesome

Pipimi

Yeah I know this should have been #64 but I couldn't find anything else good to go with this music. Also now the 62 that Aegis (didn't) intend to originally do are all done, but luckily for me they've made 3 more games since then LOL!

ithinktheyreexcited

LOL!,VOTE 5

OH MY GOD!!!! UNCITED!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

sean connery offers words of wisdom at UFC 4

punchthedick

ufc, ,mma,punch the keys for god's sake,punch the keys,epc maneuver

UFC 4 (Keith Hackney vs Joe Son) + Finding Forrester

Sean Connery on a bike

The Theme from the God of Hyperdeath

asrieldreemurr

Asriel Dreemurr,Undertale,Theme

The Letters "Hopes and Dreams"

Asriel Dreemurr, Final Boss from the game undertale

OH GOD! Fox McCloud has turned into a pokemon trainer :D Gotta Catch'em all and beat the elite 4 and become the world's greatest pokemon EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD !!

trainer-fox-mccloud

pokemon trainer,starfox,fox mccloud

photoshop by me: tigerwithlasers

photoshop by me: tigerwithlasers

He is beauty. He is grace.

LOOKATTHISFATMANGO

Mario,Spin,God

Super Mario World

Super Mario World

Worship it.

uwugod

I used cooltext.com to make the foreground. I think it suits the theme, I dunno.

Same with the foreground. Cooltext.

He finally did something funny God bless

bigblackbeauties

Tom Arnold,Anal Cunt,Fat tits,Race relations

Some garbage news site probably

screencap from youtube

Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League. The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League. ublication history Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3] Fictional character biography The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son. Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10] The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.

uxas

Darkseid,DC Comics,Jack Kirby,God Warrior,Trading Spouses,Ungodly,LOL!,VOTE 5

Her favorite villain

O MY GHOD SOME ONE PLEASE SHUT OFF THE ELECTRCTITY TO CASTLE O MY GHODE PLEASE SPARE US O MEI GOhd

BEVERLYHILLS90210HORSE

princess,castle,luna,beverly,hills,90210,FUNNY,JOKE,TELLERS

O GhOD O FuNCK O MY GHODE OH GHOTDOSOSOA

o my god o hm 6y god

Time to resurrect a dead fad that's been gone for 10 years with the power of god and anime on my side.

kawaiianimeface

dead fad,Facial Expressions,call on me,anime

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1866186-hololive

yes yes yes oh god yes

mactonight28

image i made consisting of the dogelore characters edited over clockwork orange scenes

same thing

OH SHIT I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE

HERECOMESTHECUM

CUM

I want mod

I want mod

Found the synths too screechy, transformed the content and now I have something to post! God bless foobar2000. Also I don't claim this turned out better than Waveshaper's or that I could even just EQ and it would be better. Yes if Waveshaper would EQ that synth without affecting the rest. Sorry for the long post folks.

sixtynineMhz

remix,soundcloud,Waveshaper,66Mhz

Barackshaper

oh my god

wariotan

wario,phil collins

wario

Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue! Why would you do this to me? Oh i'm gonna do this to you, youuu better believe i'm gonna do this to you. No, i'm gonna lick all your cheek until theres no cheek left to lick. How are you gonna do that there will always be cheek left to lick. NO I HAVE ACIDIC- NO! YOU DO NOT HAVE ACIDIC SPIT YOU DO NOT! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS TO ME? OH YEAH YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW! WEH WAWOWOWOWOW WAHWAHWAH INGEHNEHNGNAGNA ELELELILIL MMM MMM SCRUMPTIOUS MMM MMM OHHOHHWAAW WOW THAT IS HOLY SCRUMPIOLY Just can't even stand the scrumpioliness of this How cou- Hou could you even do this to me? Cuz your cheeks are de-lic-ious! What does that mea- It means your cheeks are SCRUMPTIOUS! What does that mean? It means heho my god your cheeks are just so GOOD! What are you talking about? GOODEST CHEEKS THE CHEEKS ARE GOOOOOOOOD! OH MY SCRUMPTIOUS 'N DELICIOUS! But, why me? Why, WHY MEEEEE!? AWW YEAH GMM TASTY CHEEKS WOOOH OOOUUH MMMMM OIOIOIII M-MMM. Now a toy just flew up my ass. Oh you better watch out it's gonna tickil your butthole until theres nothin' left. OOOOH there will always be something left. No, this tickle fades away your cheeks! NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOO!

ASSTICKLINGGANGASSTICKLINGGANG

ATG,BOOTYASS,TICKLE,CHEEK,ASS,ASSHOE,LOUDTMND,FUCKMYASS

Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue!

God Bless America !!!

xnxx

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