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It's action time! Will Master Chief and Martha Berk escape the evil Covenant anti-Israel activists? Listen to Kraplan's Radio Theater Group performance of the play "BLACK CRISIS WITH MASTER CHIEF", based on a story by the award win

krapcrisis

Halo, fanific, Master Chief, Martha Berk, Kraplan's Radio Theater, douchebag, Dutchbag, Lee Kaplan

Fanfiction.net + Lee Kaplan sites

The wedding of Master Shake, Carl Brutananan...Smith and Svetlana . . . Smith

athf-smith

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, ATHF, Carl, Master Shake, Frylock

ATHF ep: Mail-Order Bride

Britney Spears is a Master of Disguise!

britneyspearsmasterofdisguise

britney spears, lazytown, crazy, master, of, disguise, stephanie

google images

my roommates one day were bored and were watching a porn webcam on the computer. This one girl was really ugly and on to of the screen it said "Be nice or get the master boot" in referring to be nice to the ugly chick or

masterboot

master boot

random porn webcam

Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough". A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant. Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy. Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch. Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along. Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy. Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.

thelastfaggot

LOL!,VOTE 5

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It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

blink 182 ,earrape

dammit music video by blink 182

dammit music video by blink 182

Dion Fortune (born Violet Mary Firth, 6 December 1890 – 6 or 8 January 1946) was a British occultist, ceremonial magician, novelist and author. She was a co-founder of the Fraternity of the Inner Light, an occult organisation that promoted philosophies which she claimed had been taught to her by spiritual entities known as the Ascended Masters. A prolific writer, she produced a large number of articles and books on her occult ideas and also authored seven novels, several of which expound occult themes. Fortune was born in Llandudno, Caernarfonshire, North Wales, to a wealthy upper middle-class English family, although little is known of her early life. By her teenage years she was living in England's West Country, where she wrote two books of poetry. After time spent at a horticultural college she began studying psychology and psychoanalysis at the University of London before working as a counsellor in a psychotherapy clinic. During the First World War she joined the Women's Land Army and established a company selling soy milk products. She became interested in esotericism through the teachings of the Theosophical Society, before joining an occult lodge led by Theodore Moriarty and then the Alpha et Omega occult organisation. She came to believe that she was being contacted by two Ascended Masters, the Master Rakoczi and the Master Jesus, and underwent trance mediumship to channel the Masters' messages. In 1922 Fortune and Charles Loveday claimed that during one of these ceremonies they were contacted by Masters who provided them with a text, The Cosmic Doctrine. Although she became the president of the Christian Mystic Lodge of the Theosophical Society, she believed the society to be uninterested in Christianity, and split from it to form the Community of the Inner Light, a group later renamed the Fraternity of the Inner Light. With Loveday she established bases in both Glastonbury and Bayswater, London, began issuing a magazine, gave public lectures, and promoted the growth of their society. During the Second World War she organised a project of meditations and visualisations designed to protect Britain. She began planning for what she believed was a coming post-war Age of Aquarius, although she died of leukemia shortly after the war's end. Fortune is recognised as one of the most significant occultists and ceremonial magicians of the early 20th century. The Fraternity she founded survived her and in later decades spawned a variety of related groups based upon her teachings. Her novels in particular proved an influence on later occult and modern Pagan groups such as Wicca.

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https://theosophy.wiki/en/Dion_Fortune

https://globalbizarre.com/dion-fortune/

Speaking in blood in this Hell Broken house up on the hill Breathe in wicked, true evil, oh yeah Nightmare visions crush your soul Human sacrifice on the outskirts of home Hooved demons lay waiting For the end game Oh yeah, oh yeah When the rats come crawling in Evil witches come crawling out The soft touch of cold dead hands Children die in their beds at night Master priests of the ultra-void Directed by entities unknown Secret breeding of broken women and men Perverted gifts are handed down We call for a world without man A shapeless form crawls across the floor To your door When the rats come crawling in Evil witches come crawling out The soft touch of cold dead hands Children die in their beds at night!

InvisibleWitches

💀,Skanda,Invisible Witches,Witches,Invisible,Witch,Invisible Witch,Hell,Broken house,Broken,Broke,Blood,Goth,Gothic,Maegan Machine,Machine,Maegan,Calabrese,Brothers,Bro,Brother,Bros,Demons,Demon,Evil,Live,Soul,Wizard,Magi,Magic,Crush,Video,GIF,Image,GIFs,Goat,Satan,Devil,Blonde,Tall,Cold,Dead,Death,CALABRESE,end game,end,game,games

https://giphy.com/stories/invisible-witches-01685489-7bd6

https://giphy.com/stories/invisible-witches-01685489-7bd6

VOTE^

jpegmaster

jepeg

MASTER OF ALL THAT IS NINTENDO!

nintendomasterkid

nintendo, mario, funny, kid

the internets

Take on the masters of YTMND, how many stars can YOU get?

smashtvtmnd

Smash T.V., YTMND

Google p.net editing

Zakk Wylde is a master/disaster of PH, here's proof.

wyldeph

Zakk, Wylde, zakk wylde, ozzy, osbourne, ozzy osbourne, guitar, pinch harmonic, black label society,

Made the poster at http://www.flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/motivator.php ... Someone took the screenshot using a program called Zelda Edit, and thus the concept of maturity was explored via motivational poster.

maturity

motivational poster, poster, Zelda, OoT, Jabu-Jabu, maturity, modest mouse, master quest

Zelda: Ocarina of Time Master Quest, See description

no description given.

thisiwhatitlookslike

Ashley, Tisdale, Masters, of, Nothing, New, License

internets

no description given.

eighthundred

Dungeon Master is Ridin' Spinnaz, from the most violent cartoon of 1985.

dmspinnaz

dm, dungeon master, spinnaz, d20

Dungeons & Dragons (The Cartoon)

Classic fearcondom site with the wrong music playing.

wrongmusictmndmastersofnothing

masters of nothing,wrongmusictmnd,leonard nimoy,bilbo baggins

"Masters of Nothing: by FearCondom

This was pretty predictable, really.. eh, might as well.

sasori

sasori, master of puppets, akatsuki, master, puppets, akasuna

Naruto: Shippuden

this is my ytmnd about ninja gaiden 2. he was the coolest hero in assult force XP: 2008 edition

thisismyytmndaboutninjagaiden2

ninja gaiden, masters of, this is my ytmnd about

this is my ytmnd about ninja gaiden 2

soy he-man

yosoyheman

he-man he man masters of the universe interpretation foreign language spanish

Mike Shinoda is the master of numerology and big bang theology.

shinodateachesmath

fort minor, math, mike shinoda, remember the name

http://centmath.ytmnd.com/ edited by me

Clip from "Way of the Master"

anightmare

Banana, Atheist, Way of the Master, Kirk Cameron, Ray Comfort, Intelligent Design

an image that's been used before, but now with a different sound loop. huzzah. if you are a child of the 90's, and you never saw bots master, you were deprived.

lasertime

bots master, laser time, lasers, transformers

There can be only ONE master of yelling stupid words while you fight!

patronumflash

vegeta, harry potter, final flash, expecto patronum, cosplay

vegetaloser.ytmnd.com + patronuscharm.ytmnd.com + bad editing

Per request of trance master Haroon Piracha. Get the full song at his website: http://ffmusic.blog.com/877056/

haroonstars

trance ambient space stars

http://ffmusic.blog.com/877056/

no description given.

zopharouttake

lunar 2, hiro, lucia, playstation, ps1, ps2, working designs, sony

Lunar 2 FMV

i found a master set of over 20 stole my bike things off a link i found on youtube from some guy's video

stolemybowser

Stole my Mario Stole my Bowser

internet

no description given.

ju

Jcakie Chan fighting Ho Sung Pak, the model and animation capturer for Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat. Scenes from Legend of Drunken Master.

Chanbetter

Jackie Chan, Mortal Kombat, Wong Fei Hung

Legend of Drunken Master and Microsoft Paint

inspired by master of lag...special thanks to neovsfpsdoug.ytmnd.com, and mastersofnothing.ytmnd.com

bulletdodgerz

Matrix,Neo,Russia,masters,of,nothing,FPS,Doug,bullet,dodge

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