?kingofkingsThe King of Kings. |
reanimatedfish |
(3.00) |
1,357 |
2006-09-24 |
description:
His majesty, the lord and master of the ACS worplace. With a single word, Nextel customers will be transfered to the Spanish line.
domain:
theonetrueking
keywords:
acs, webcam, king, crown,
fg image origin:
i580 cellphone
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?Obey your master |
sumoben |
(3.00) |
1,300 |
2007-01-28 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
masterofpuppets
keywords:
matthew corbett, sooty, master of puppets, obey your master
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?Turtle club |
thegaypope |
(3.00) |
2,614 |
2007-06-09 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
turtleclub
keywords:
turtle, turtle turtle, dana carvey, turtle club
fg image origin:
Master of disguise trailer
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?The Master Of My Own Destiny |
Pilgrim |
(3.00) |
716 |
2007-08-10 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
masterofmydestiny
fg image origin:
self
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?Rutger Hauer |
UnheroEddie |
(3.00) |
1,518 |
2007-08-17 |
description:
rutger hauer is god and master of the universe
domain:
pantymelt
keywords:
rutger hauer, hunk, awesomeness, master of panties, sexual, stud, rocket launcher
fg image origin:
lpaos
|
?masters of puppets |
bld93 |
(3.00) |
1,522 |
2008-04-11 |
description:
master master!!
domain:
mastersofpuppets1234
keywords:
master of puppets,metallica,masters of nothing,metal,heavy,ytmnd
fg image origin:
master of puppets
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?Masters of the Universe |
coreycubed |
(3.00) |
1,658 |
2008-04-12 |
description:
Not done yet? LOL FAD
domain:
mastersoffad
keywords:
he man, skeletor, pied piper, masters of the universe
fg image origin:
Pied Piper + He-man
|
?Masters Of Virginia Tech |
houseofcards |
(3.00) |
1,471 |
2008-04-18 |
description:
Masters of Virginia Tech. Hopefully I'm not too late for Virginia Tech to be funny.
domain:
mastersofvirginiatech
keywords:
virginia tech, masters of
fg image origin:
Virginia Tech
|
?Masters Of X-Box Live |
houseofcards |
(3.00) |
1,338 |
2008-05-20 |
description:
It's pretty self-explanatory.
domain:
mastersofxboxlive
keywords:
colonel sanders, animal farm
fg image origin:
Church
|
?Cute Image |
houseofcards |
(3.00) |
1,441 |
2008-06-04 |
description:
This sound/image combination is cute. Vote 5.
domain:
cuteimage
keywords:
masters of, vote 5, sonic, hillary clinton
fg image origin:
Church
|
?Masters of Disco |
Brandon00151 |
(3.00) |
1,665 |
2009-03-05 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
masterdisco
fg image origin:
Our good friend
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?YTMND is still more funny than...#5 |
Locke5 |
(3.00) |
847 |
2009-08-04 |
description:
Fifth in a series of things less funny than YTMND!
domain:
masterofdiguisenotfunny
keywords:
things less funny than YTMND, master of disguise
fg image origin:
master of disguise
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?(nsfw) Masters of Slurping |
CEpeep |
(3.00) |
1,673 |
2010-01-25 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
mastersofslurping
fg image origin:
Vaniity
|
?Where's Tobias? |
Crush3r07 |
(3.00) |
784 |
2010-09-16 |
description:
Master of stealth.
domain:
nevernudeinpublic
fg image origin:
google mix
|
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?SHREDDED CHILD |
richterphallos |
(3.00) |
498 |
2021-07-26 |
description:
A picture of John Landis (director of Twilight Zone: The Movie) and the wreckage of a helicopter, with a sound clip of Landis saying the words "shredded child". Both the image of Landis and the sound clip are taken from a SciFI channel documentary from 2002 called Masters of Horror.
domain:
shreddedchild
keywords:
landis, twilight zone,accident,murder,hollywood
fg image origin:
The image of Landis documentary that aired on the SciFi channel in 2002 called "Masters of Horror. The image of the helicopter was from the Vietnam War. Not sure who took the picture.
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?MC Hammer works it... |
Soni |
(3.00) |
3,496 |
2005-08-31 |
description:
MC Hammer works it.
domain:
workitmc
keywords:
mc hammer, hammer time, 80s, 90s, nail, snape, dumbledore, world of warcraft, WoW, hurricane, owned, pwnt, rule, best, awesome, boobs, hentai, penis, gay, star trek, picard, captain, kool aid, oh yeah, mc, master, halo, halo 2, xbox 360, ps3, revolution,
|
?Master Unlucky is a manwhore |
Rhabdophobia |
(3.00) |
1,768 |
2005-09-04 |
description:
Master Unlucky of newgrounds.com looks like a lady
domain:
MasterUnlucky
keywords:
master, unlucky, newgrounds, lady
|
?Master Wing Wang son of Ping Pong |
ravag3d-c0rps3 |
(3.00) |
1,824 |
2006-03-28 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
bloodsportawooooo
fg image origin:
bloodsport
|
?Kraplan's Radio Theater: BLACK CRISIS ... |
Arachnid |
(3.00) |
1,527 |
2007-01-10 |
description:
It's action time! Will Master Chief and Martha Berk escape the evil Covenant anti-Israel activists? Listen to Kraplan's Radio Theater Group performance of the play "BLACK CRISIS WITH MASTER CHIEF", based on a story by the award win
domain:
krapcrisis
keywords:
Halo, fanific, Master Chief, Martha Berk, Kraplan's Radio Theater, douchebag, Dutchbag, Lee Kaplan
fg image origin:
Fanfiction.net + Lee Kaplan sites
|
?Just Say Smith (ATHF) |
fotav |
(3.00) |
991 |
2007-02-21 |
description:
The wedding of Master Shake, Carl Brutananan...Smith and Svetlana . . . Smith
domain:
athf-smith
keywords:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, ATHF, Carl, Master Shake, Frylock
fg image origin:
ATHF ep: Mail-Order Bride
|
?Britney is a Master of Disguise! |
richardlsu |
(3.00) |
1,409 |
2007-07-20 |
description:
Britney Spears is a Master of Disguise!
domain:
britneyspearsmasterofdisguise
keywords:
britney spears, lazytown, crazy, master, of, disguise, stephanie
fg image origin:
google images
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?MASTER BOOT |
omgholycrap |
(3.00) |
2,860 |
2007-12-11 |
description:
my roommates one day were bored and were watching a porn webcam on the computer. This one girl was really ugly and on to of the screen it said "Be nice or get the master boot" in referring to be nice to the ugly chick or
domain:
masterboot
keywords:
master boot
fg image origin:
random porn webcam
|
?Chad Warden is... The Last Faggot™ |
DarthWang |
(3.00) |
2,174 |
2015-08-31 |
description:
Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough".
A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant.
Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy.
Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch.
Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along.
Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy.
Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.
domain:
thelastfaggot
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
See Description
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?GOD FUCKING DAMMIT |
vivverfly |
(3.00) |
333 |
2023-01-31 |
description:
It's alright to tell me
What you think about me
I won't try to argue
Or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving
You must have your reasons
The season is calling
Your pictures are falling down
The steps that I retrace
The sad look on your face
The timing and structure
Did you hear he fucked her?
A day late, a buck short
I'm writing the report
On losing and failing
When I move, I'm flailing now
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
We'll pretend it's okay
This charade, it won't last
When he's gone, I won't come back
And it'll happen once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And you've been here for too long
To face this on your own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
domain:
GODFUCKINGDAMM
keywords:
blink 182 ,earrape
fg image origin:
dammit music video by blink 182
bg image origin:
dammit music video by blink 182
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?Dion Fortune A.K.A. Violet Mary Firth |
Skanda |
(3.00) |
110 |
2024-12-17 |
description:
Dion Fortune (born Violet Mary Firth, 6 December 1890 – 6 or 8 January 1946) was a British occultist, ceremonial magician, novelist and author. She was a co-founder of the Fraternity of the Inner Light, an occult organisation that promoted philosophies which she claimed had been taught to her by spiritual entities known as the Ascended Masters. A prolific writer, she produced a large number of articles and books on her occult ideas and also authored seven novels, several of which expound occult themes.
Fortune was born in Llandudno, Caernarfonshire, North Wales, to a wealthy upper middle-class English family, although little is known of her early life. By her teenage years she was living in England's West Country, where she wrote two books of poetry. After time spent at a horticultural college she began studying psychology and psychoanalysis at the University of London before working as a counsellor in a psychotherapy clinic. During the First World War she joined the Women's Land Army and established a company selling soy milk products. She became interested in esotericism through the teachings of the Theosophical Society, before joining an occult lodge led by Theodore Moriarty and then the Alpha et Omega occult organisation.
She came to believe that she was being contacted by two Ascended Masters, the Master Rakoczi and the Master Jesus, and underwent trance mediumship to channel the Masters' messages. In 1922 Fortune and Charles Loveday claimed that during one of these ceremonies they were contacted by Masters who provided them with a text, The Cosmic Doctrine. Although she became the president of the Christian Mystic Lodge of the Theosophical Society, she believed the society to be uninterested in Christianity, and split from it to form the Community of the Inner Light, a group later renamed the Fraternity of the Inner Light. With Loveday she established bases in both Glastonbury and Bayswater, London, began issuing a magazine, gave public lectures, and promoted the growth of their society. During the Second World War she organised a project of meditations and visualisations designed to protect Britain. She began planning for what she believed was a coming post-war Age of Aquarius, although she died of leukemia shortly after the war's end.
Fortune is recognised as one of the most significant occultists and ceremonial magicians of the early 20th century. The Fraternity she founded survived her and in later decades spawned a variety of related groups based upon her teachings. Her novels in particular proved an influence on later occult and modern Pagan groups such as Wicca.
domain:
DionFortune
keywords:
Dion Fortune,Violet Mary Firth,Violet,Firth,Violet Firth,Mary Firth,Mary,Fortune,Dion,British occultist,occultist,British,occult,ceremonial magician,magician,ceremonial magic,magic,magi,ceremonial,spiritual,Ascended Master,Ascended Masters,the Ascended Masters,Fraternity of the Inner Light,occult organisation,philosophies,philosophy,occult ideas,ideas,occult themes,Women's Land Army,Theosophical Society,Society,Theosophical,Theodore Moriarty,Moriarty,Theodore,Alpha et Omega,1922,Community of the Inner Light,Fraternity,Inner Light,Light,Inner,Community,London,Second World War,World War,Age of Aquarius,leukemia,occultists,Pagan,Wicca,Skanda
fg image origin:
https://theosophy.wiki/en/Dion_Fortune
bg image origin:
https://globalbizarre.com/dion-fortune/
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?Maegan Machine - Invisible Witches (CALABRESE... |
Skanda |
(3.00) |
102 |
2024-12-27 |
description:
Speaking in blood in this Hell
Broken house up on the hill
Breathe in wicked, true evil, oh yeah
Nightmare visions crush your soul
Human sacrifice on the outskirts of home
Hooved demons lay waiting
For the end game
Oh yeah, oh yeah
When the rats come crawling in
Evil witches come crawling out
The soft touch of cold dead hands
Children die in their beds at night
Master priests of the ultra-void
Directed by entities unknown
Secret breeding of broken women and men
Perverted gifts are handed down
We call for a world without man
A shapeless form crawls across the floor
To your door
When the rats come crawling in
Evil witches come crawling out
The soft touch of cold dead hands
Children die in their beds at night!
domain:
InvisibleWitches
keywords:
💀,Skanda,Invisible Witches,Witches,Invisible,Witch,Invisible Witch,Hell,Broken house,Broken,Broke,Blood,Goth,Gothic,Maegan Machine,Machine,Maegan,Calabrese,Brothers,Bro,Brother,Bros,Demons,Demon,Evil,Live,Soul,Wizard,Magi,Magic,Crush,Video,GIF,Image,GIFs,Goat,Satan,Devil,Blonde,Tall,Cold,Dead,Death,CALABRESE,end game,end,game,games
fg image origin:
https://giphy.com/stories/invisible-witches-01685489-7bd6
bg image origin:
https://giphy.com/stories/invisible-witches-01685489-7bd6
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?Adverb is done... |
Adverb |
(2.99) |
5,061 |
2006-10-03 |
description:
Adverb is done. He's not downvoting your worthless sh*t but he IS done making sites, commenting, or otherwise making his presence known. Maybe he'll make an alt account, but probably not because YTMND is trash and has been for about a year. Bye!
domain:
adverbdone
keywords:
master, of, the, house, doling, out, the, charm, ready, with, a, handshake, and, an, open, palm
fg image origin:
mikedone.ytmnd.com + Adverb
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?WoW gm's get pwn'd |
mattiasberry |
(2.98) |
7,830 |
2006-03-07 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
wowgmpage
keywords:
WoW World of Warcraft Pwn'd Owned GM's GM Game Master
|
?Medieval Masters of Nothing |
Brandon00151 |
(2.96) |
3,037 |
2008-04-15 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
mastersofmedieval
fg image origin:
Medieval Scroll
|
?Proof that Saddam was under Palpatine's Inf... |
GretelMkII |
(2.94) |
1,237 |
2006-04-16 |
description:
We cannot hold Saddam completely responsible for his actions; any man would turn to the Dark side under the influence of a Sith Master.
domain:
Saddamwascorruptedbythedarkside
keywords:
Saddam, Star Wars, Dark side
fg image origin:
Saddam trial images, Star Wars
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