| ?(nsfw) Mr. President, STFU. |
mike-smith |
(3.33) |
1,887 |
2007-03-14 |
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description:
In the movie, the guy just says "Shut up." The deleted scenes on the DVD offer a more colorful version of the line.
domain:
stfu1
keywords:
stfu, president, x-men
fg image origin:
X-Men: The Last Stand
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| ?Awesome Laughing Man |
Wolfoxery |
(1.00) |
1,912 |
2008-07-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
awsom
keywords:
awesome, lauhging man, ghost in the shell, stand alone complex
fg image origin:
Laughing Man + AWESOME
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| ?Pets In Uniform |
drunkenninja |
(3.40) |
1,937 |
2006-02-10 |
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description:
The War on Terror Stands NO Chance Now!
domain:
petsinuniform
keywords:
Pets, war, terror, uniform, benny hill, lol, cat, dog,
fg image origin:
www.petsinuniform.com
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| ?In Soviet Russia... |
Flameman |
(3.83) |
1,945 |
2009-08-06 |
|
description:
Who can guess what the URL stands for?
domain:
dwwvfoa
keywords:
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia, you forgot Poland, forgot Poland, Poland, Moskau, Moskau Moskau
fg image origin:
John Kerry, Poland
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| ?Jesus, what does the 'H' stand f... |
Vergeh |
(3.42) |
1,952 |
2006-01-29 |
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description:
Well, now you know what the H stands for.
domain:
theh
keywords:
Jesus, H, Christ, Hulk, christonthecrapper
fg image origin:
christonthecrapper.com
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| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
1,954 |
2012-09-08 |
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description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
fg image origin:
I googled it :3
bg image origin:
I googled it :3
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| ?The Shining: Director's Cut |
senseiireland |
(4.60) |
1,956 |
2020-10-24 |
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description:
The Shining.
domain:
shinyhappypeople
keywords:
kubrick,shiningm,the shining,shining,enola gay,omd,stand by me,.
fg image origin:
The shining by Stan Lee Kubrik
bg image origin:
the shining
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| ?12 ounce Mouse Todd Barry CONSPIRACY |
LupinTheThird |
(2.81) |
1,960 |
2006-01-12 |
|
description:
Do the creators of ADULT SWIM's 12 oz. Mouse LOVE the "delivery" of NYC stand-up comedian Todd Barry (he's worked for them before) or are they BLATANTLY ripping him off? Who knows? This may remain one of the great un-answered mysteries of the universe.
domain:
twelveouncetoddbarry
keywords:
Todd Barry, Adult Swim, 12 oz Mouse
fg image origin:
Adult Swim, Todd Barry
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| ?Furries, beware of kids! |
BlueNight |
(2.15) |
1,973 |
2008-09-26 |
|
description:
Why? Why must we be tormented by a hate that spans generations? Why are those who are old enough to remember the camps willing to stand by and let this happen? Why is this funny?!?
domain:
kidfursecution
keywords:
furries, furry, fursecution, teddy, bear, smile, genocide, psycho
fg image origin:
Slylock Fox Sunday strip
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| ?Cloud doesnt die in Advent Children, it's... |
tonberry280 |
(1.67) |
1,978 |
2005-12-26 |
|
description:
People have been lying!! Cloud doesn't die!! Ok, so he gets shot, and then he stands back up and runs over to Yazoo and Loz, who are dying with amount of materia in their bodies. Loz and Yazoo try to use the materia but it explodes, killing all 3 of them.
domain:
truthaboutacrumours
keywords:
Advent, Children, Advent Children, Yazoo, Loz, Kadaj, Sephiroth, Cloud, Final, Fantasy, Final Fantasy, vii, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
fg image origin:
Sephiroth from Advent Children
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| ?Anal Invaders vs. the Penile Protectorate - the epic ... |
password |
(2.83) |
1,983 |
2006-10-11 |
|
description:
After 10000000 years of conflict, from what began as a relay race, the anal invaders take their last stand. EPIC BATTLE!
domain:
anusandpenis
keywords:
anus, penile, penis, anus, epic, battle
|
| ?Freedom Tickler |
roXet |
(3.86) |
2,009 |
2006-08-15 |
|
description:
They changed the "Freedom Fries" back to the completely un American french fries, at least true patriots can still stand up for what is right.
domain:
freedomticklerlol
keywords:
freedom tickler, ashcroft, terrorism, french
fg image origin:
me
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| ?Will the real Chris Reeves please stand up? (Refre... |
Oldirty |
(2.69) |
2,019 |
2004-10-13 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
superorluther
|
| ?Stand Strong Yellow, Stand Strong. |
CupOfJoe118 |
(3.75) |
2,030 |
2006-10-24 |
|
description:
Red runs in terror and for good reason as the gaping mouth closes. Yellow stands strong knowing he is fighting to the bitter end...
domain:
standstrong
keywords:
Red, Yellow, M&M's, M&M, MnM, MM, MMs, M, And, M's, Epic, Struggle, To, The, End, Stand, Strong
fg image origin:
Photoshop & MS Paint
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| ?You Can See Between My Teeth |
DaddyChris |
(1.67) |
2,042 |
2005-11-25 |
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description:
Saruh Greene has a canyon between her teeth known as the "Grand Gap". Shes Emo, waaaah. Her head resembles an egg, and her pasty white complexion aids her eggness. Shes two faced and has a tourist attraction in her mouth. She likes one night stands. She s
domain:
Gapasaurus
keywords:
gap, gappy, gapasaurus, gaps, gapper, gappity, teeth, chops, choppers, tooth, ugly, emo, cry, tear, glasses, acne, ugly, egg, shaped, head
|
| ?The Rain Drops |
prevolition |
(2.75) |
2,056 |
2006-07-01 |
|
description:
This is a visual picture that goes along with the song "Sit Down. Stand Up." by Radiohead.
domain:
theraindrops
keywords:
radiohead, hail to the thief, rain, raindrops, rain drops, clouds, thom yorke
fg image origin:
Me
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| ?Giant Enemy Crab Seizes control |
DarthWang |
(3.71) |
2,056 |
2008-10-20 |
|
description:
Dystopian Alternate History! In a world where the Battle of Genji, Mankind's final stand against the Crustacean Menace, was lost, Giant Enemy Crabs now rule the earth!
domain:
fallin
keywords:
Only one man can stop them,with his RIIIIIIDGE RAAAAACER!!!!,LOL!,Also Vote 5
fg image origin:
Giant Enemy Crab World
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| ?Chattanooga Stand in the place where you live. |
chattanoogasit |
(2.50) |
2,066 |
2009-07-06 |
|
description:
Sit in the place where you live
domain:
ChattanoogaStand
keywords:
Chattanooga, stand, sit
fg image origin:
Chattanooga Sit
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| ?Happy Belated Canada Day! |
Harbltron |
(3.63) |
2,089 |
2010-07-02 |
|
description:
Oh Canada, our home and native land
True patriot love, in all thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The true north strong and free
From far and wide, O Canada
We stand on guard for thee
God keep our land glorious and free
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
domain:
iwasgoingtomakethisyesterdaybutthenigotdrunk
keywords:
Canada, is, awesome
fg image origin:
Google.ca
bg image origin:
Google.ca
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| ?Batou Never Blinks!! |
Borler |
(3.40) |
2,089 |
2006-01-21 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
noblinko
keywords:
GITC, STC, Ghost, Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex, Stand, Alone, Complex, Batou, Bato
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| ?business as usual |
fearcondom |
(3.87) |
2,111 |
2006-11-04 |
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description:
nothing stands in the way of progress
domain:
usualbusiness
keywords:
meeting, office, boss
fg image origin:
FedEx commercial
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| ?ECW: ONS 2 Spoilers! |
KTE |
(1.64) |
2,158 |
2006-04-10 |
|
description:
RVD will use his "Money in the Bank" at ECW One Night Stand 2 Vs. Triple H who will win the WWE Title At Backlash
domain:
ecwons2spoilers
keywords:
ECW, WWE, RVD, HHH, Wrestling
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| ?(nsfw) Rusty's Mom (FTNSFW) |
rustysmomsfaketittie |
(4.00) |
2,160 |
2007-09-19 |
|
description:
The mother of a son, who's stealing and lying, only makes his mom's fake titties seem even more worthless than they already are. Being too busy trying to turn 16 could be the cause of all this, or we could just blame it on the drugs.
domain:
thatuglyslutbagwiththefaketitties
keywords:
Where a bad penis goes when it dies, fake titties, highschool students, the opposite of a MILF, looser than poop after eating honeydew, don't stand too close to the frozen food isle, calling herself barbie is like calling a bulldozer petite, Fake Titties
fg image origin:
Penis Hell
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| ?Inkdrinker, Slayer of Fads |
Qtamo |
(2.94) |
2,183 |
2006-04-10 |
|
description:
inkdrinker stands heroically against the dictature of sh*tty fads and slays them!
domain:
slayeroffads
keywords:
inkdrinker, fads suck
fg image origin:
Photoshopped
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| ?Will the Real Khan Please Stand Up? |
TheSpiffy |
(2.20) |
2,193 |
2005-06-26 |
|
description:
The real Khan
domain:
ohkhan
keywords:
Genghis Khan, Khan, William Shatner, Star Trek
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| ?Geriatric Man's weakness |
themightykong |
(3.20) |
2,196 |
2005-11-17 |
|
description:
Geriatric Man's weak robo ear can't stand up to the power of Mega Man's rightious axe!!
domain:
rrmm
keywords:
Mega Man, Youre the man now dog, guitar,
fg image origin:
unknown
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| ?(nsfw) Subliminal Messages in "Ghost in the S... |
mechanesthesia |
(2.00) |
2,210 |
2008-05-22 |
|
description:
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex song with subliminal messages. I got the idea from this ytmnd (LOLZA.ytmnd.com) and expounded on it.
Originally created: 2005-09-11 11:30:04
domain:
SubliminalGhostintheShell
keywords:
Ghost in the Shell, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, GITS:SAC, subliminal, subliminal message, subliminal messages, video game
fg image origin:
Google Image Search of "Ghost in the Shell"
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| ?Link: ghost nedm. |
Mikebluez |
(3.70) |
2,241 |
2009-07-20 |
|
description:
domain:
grabbed
keywords:
The legend of zelda, NEDM, Distorted, Link
fg image origin:
Link standing in the rain.
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| ?Batou Always Finds His Man |
morajohn |
(3.94) |
2,268 |
2006-02-07 |
|
description:
Batou accosts a man at a urinal.
domain:
batouurinal
keywords:
Batou, Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex, gits, sac, urinal
fg image origin:
Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex: Ep 7
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| ?Lewis Black found The End of The Universe |
TheHonk |
(3.22) |
2,275 |
2006-07-15 |
|
description:
Lewis Black's stand-up routine about how he found the end of the universe: a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks. The pic is from where he's talking about it, in Houston, TX.
domain:
starbucksblack
keywords:
lewis black, starbucks
fg image origin:
http://www.gergltd.com/users/isaac.gerg/starbucks/
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