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Rejected teaser trailer deemed too risque.

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The Dark Knight,Batman,Batcave

The Dark Knight (2008) + Basic Instinct (1992)

The best part of Super Freak.

bleedinginsidemychest

darkness, slap,rick james,super freak

Screenshot from official video

Screenshot from official video

The Cremation of Care satanic ritual at Bohemian Grove...

bohemiangrove

Dark Secrets Inside Bohemian Grove

Misheard lyrics. I found the dew and DaveTheRave made it, but told me to upload it; so technically this is his site.. I am just giving birth to it. Insemination!

TimBurton

Twilight + Johnny Depp in Dark Shadows

green zooming text to explain the misheard lyrics

Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

vincentcrabbe

Vincent Crabbe,Jamie Waylett,HARRYPOTTERTMND

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Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us to the mysterious shores known commonly as just "Waterfront City". Bathe in the enigmatic waters of the dark shores, and immerse yourself in foreign culture, both awe-inspiring and humbling. Sample the local cuisine on a seafaring ship and truly appreciate the city for its uniqueness and individuality. As you float on the black water, you can't help but be mesmerized.

TRANQUILItmndWaterfrontCity

city,tranquil,TRANQUILItmnd,night,water,shore,shores,ship,boat,dark,mystery,myterious

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Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console shows us a very rare sight: The bamboo moon dance. Every full moon, Eastern Festlig Bamboo grows rubbery and akimbo, with only the embouchured reed tops remaining stiff enough to hold a note. On a windy night, the plants will "sing" a melody as their limp leaves sway and shimmy in the coastal night breezes. It is said that any human who hears the melody can't help but shimmy along in time with the leaves. Come dance your cares away in on the Eastern Shores of Nöje Bay, where the Festlig Bamboo grows strong and harmonious.

TRANQUILItmndDanceoftheBambooLeaves

Bamboo,Song,Silly,Fun,Tranquil,TRANQUILItmnd,peaceful,night,full moon,moon,dark,dance,sing,song,joy,happy,relax,peace

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Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us beyond the sea of tranquility, beyond the milky way, and beyond the farthest reaches of our mind's eye. We are truly "out there", beyond all doubt and fear; drifting aimlessly towards a warm galaxy that welcomes us with spiraling arms. We shall drift closer and let the not-so-darkness guide our path. Just close your eyes and explore the vast busyness of space.

TRANQUILItmndOutThere

space,peace,peaceful,stars,star,tranquil,TRANQUILItmnd,happy,joy,relax,galaxy,spiral

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Dark Zecke Zoobel

dzz

Dark Zecke Zoobel,Two Dark Boys

David Neverro

my good friend

I made a YMNTD On-Line Web-Based internet site after I saw Dark Wang do it and he had like 50 friends on the internet what was his friend.

ThanksDarkWang

Dark,,wang

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Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console wakes us from fervid sleep to a promising night, full of tasty, shiny lights and delicious darkness above. Enjoy the artificial daylight as you look out your penthouse window and into an electric dawn. Get your best coat on, it's going to be a hell of a night.

TRANQUILItmndUpAllNight

night,party,light,lights,city,midnight,evening,electric,TRANQUILItmnd,tranquil,relax,joy,happy

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Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us to the city light-drenches shores of Tranquility Bay. Cars and people still shuffle the silence away, even during the darkest hours of the morning, leaving the stillness to hide in the dark waters below. No light could ever penetrate the mirrored liquids, but they sure do try. Just sit back and watch the light dance on the baywater, and try to pick a side: The lively everlight, or the sleepy smooth waters.

TRNQUILItmndOntheBay

water,night,bay,city,urban,light,lights,TRANQUILItmnd,Tranquil,relax,river,joy,happy

Original Pic from http://noirlac.tumblr.com. Edited by myself.

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us over the smooth airwaves of WRLX, the most relaxing music this side of your third eye. Let the satiny grooves mellow you down after a long day and let the sax massage any remaining tension into the ether. Lay back, Chill out, and Fly away.

TRANQUILItmndCityJazzatNight

jazz,city,night,dark,tranquilitmnd,tranquil,relax,music,peaceful,happy,joy

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Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us into the cinnamon-scented heart of winter. Weightless snowflakes dance from the sky and touch tenderly onto the dark bark of the sleeping trees as we look up into the almost purple sky of December. Let sleigh bells and homemade pie tickle your senses as the nip of the breeze makes the waiting fireplace cozier and cozier. No matter what time of year it really is, happy thoughts and innocent wishes can make it the best time of the year.

TRANQUILItmndWinterNight

christmas,cheer,TRANQUILItmnd,tranquil,joy,happy,snow,trees,forest,December ,thanksgiving,home,cold,chilly,winter,night

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he'll just keep on laughing in spite of your misery

someonelikenic

adele,someone like you,nicolas cage,nic cage,nicolas,cage,laughing,gif

from a dark corner of the internet

In secret, the halls of Chinese state media hide a dark secret

ifyouwereazombie

These are all photos of Dave Dawson from Facebook.

he lives

fromthedarkness1

self

The Dark Night + Zoolander

DarkKnightParty

The Dark Knight,Zoolander

The Dark Knight + Zoolander

The Dark Knight reflects on life sometimes too.

sadbatmanissad

Six Flags.

The Emperor has plumbed the depths of the dark side.

faggyfilm

emperor,faggy,short film

Ruined Childhood

solid logic

thisisntacar

the dark knight,batman,car

batman dark knight rises trailer3

See Men in Black 3; instead of The Avengers, Dark Shadows, Piranha 3DD, Prometheus, The Dictator, Moonrise Kingdom, Rock of Ages, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Brave, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, The Amazing Spider-Man, Savages, The Dark Knight Rises, The Bourne Legacy, Total Recall, The Expendables 2, Dredd

men-in-black-who-like-to-have-sex-with-each-other

See Men in Black 3 once: Shame on you.,See Men in Black 3 once in 3D: Kill yourself.

generic hollywood schlock pumped out of the rotting anus of an unimaginative studio in an already bloated summer movie season

batman rolls up a newspaper into his asshole

got-ham-city

weather proofing the fence

whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you -- sandwiches.

Bane and Batman get personal.

thedarkknightrises

beatles,batman,bane,dark knight rises

the photo is from Entertainment Weekly.

Darth Cheeseheart attempts to subdue and convert this rodent to the Dark Side!

salbunny

UCI Sword Club

Princess Sapphire knows how to stroke a sword

strokeitsapphire

Princess Knight,Sapphire,Osamu Tezuka,anime

Osamu Tezukas Princes Knight

Alan Ruck later went on to become a wonderful housewife and loving mother of three.

go-ruck-yourself

I said Ruck Ruck, In the Butt,Alan Wake

are you afraid of the dark?

zeebo

laughs

nickelodeon

loling

zeebo the clown from are you afraid of the dark stares directly into your soul

zeeboclown

zeebo the clown evil stare are you afraid of the dark nose soul

zeebo the clown wants to hunt you down and kill you.from are you afraid of the dark