| ?Moderation is key |
Ubarlight |
(1.25) |
465 |
2007-09-14 |
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description:
Hilarity ensuing on the forums.
domain:
ModerationInspirational
keywords:
WoW Blizzard Blue CM Moderation forums
fg image origin:
Screenshot of the WoW General Forums.
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
465 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
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| ?Pink turns to blue. |
Axle-Hogenshmagen |
(1.00) |
466 |
2008-03-17 |
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description:
what a sh*tty site
domain:
pinkturnstoblue
fg image origin:
btape
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| ?Muddasick |
ab00014 |
(3.00) |
466 |
2008-04-21 |
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description:
Inside joke
domain:
MuddaSick
keywords:
sdgfalksjf sdlfkjasf dlkfjasf
fg image origin:
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r280/suavemente16/tyrone_bigg
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| ?the funniest joke of the dayy |
Lcadwallader |
(2.78) |
466 |
2009-02-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
joake
fg image origin:
watchmen + edits
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| ?Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke |
officialunofficial |
(4.71) |
466 |
2024-01-07 |
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description:
Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke
domain:
VideoSockMakesOwnDiarrheaJoke
keywords:
Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke
fg image origin:
Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke
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| ?RTAB C EMAN |
ismellpussy |
(1.50) |
467 |
2014-01-15 |
|
description:
^
domain:
o77eh
keywords:
ADD
fg image origin:
Preview images are used around the site in various ways. They must be <= 30kB, non-animated, safe-for-work images at a 420x300 pixel resolution. If your site is marked as NSFW will, this image will be used for your preview except on the site profile. Leaving the radio button checked on the default option will cause your preview images to be regenerated any time you make visual changes to your YTMND.
bg image origin:
Preview images are used around the site in various ways. They must be <= 30kB, non-animated, safe-for-work images at a 420x300 pixel resolution. If your site is marked as NSFW will, this image will be used for your preview except on the site profile. Leaving the radio button checked on the default option will cause your preview images to be regenerated any time you make visual changes to your YTMND.
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| ?Lukes joke #4 |
LucasHavens |
(1.32) |
467 |
2006-04-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
lukes4
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| ?Yellow sub |
RedXIII |
(2.14) |
467 |
2006-09-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
subyellow
fg image origin:
google
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| ?Blueredbox? |
sk8ergirl22293 |
(4.00) |
467 |
2010-06-03 |
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description:
Wtf? When did redbox become blue?
domain:
Blueredbox
keywords:
Redbox
fg image origin:
I kissed a girl-Attack Attack
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| ?Ryan is a raging homosexual |
Desertfox900 |
(1.00) |
468 |
2013-05-17 |
|
description:
There is no description needed really.
domain:
gaypointseverywhere
keywords:
haha
fg image origin:
s. They must be <= 30kB, non-animated, safe-for-work images at a 420x300 pixel resolution. If your site is marked as NSFW will, this image will be used for your preview except on the site profile. Leaving the radio button checked on the default option will cause your preview images to be regenerated any time you make visual changes to your YTMND.Preview images are used around the site in various ways. They must be <= 30kB, non-animated, safe-for-work images at a 420x300g gfddddfgdfgdfgdfgdfggddgdfgdfgdgdfgdfgdfgdfgdfgdgdfgddfgggg
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| ?YELLOW SUB |
llaammpp |
(2.50) |
468 |
2006-07-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
yellow-sub
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| ?hey guys, steve joke |
echo-video |
(1.00) |
469 |
2005-09-11 |
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description:
A site used to respond to jokes about Steve.
domain:
stevejoke
keywords:
steve short joke
fg image origin:
A friend of mine.
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| ?This is not a joke. |
benitojuarez |
(2.50) |
469 |
2006-04-05 |
|
description:
Time travel possible in 10 years. NO WAI!
domain:
rofltimetravel
keywords:
time travel safety not guranteed i have only done this once before this is not a joke mullet must bring your own weapons
fg image origin:
physorg.com
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| ?YTMND.com |
RubilacEx |
(2.75) |
469 |
2015-07-20 |
|
description:
This site is not a joke.
domain:
ad2015
keywords:
text,
fg image origin:
text
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| ?Data Singing Blue Skies |
Locke5 |
(1.67) |
471 |
2015-08-02 |
|
description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
datablueskies
keywords:
Data,Blue Skies,Irving Berlin
fg image origin:
google images
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| ?fat harry potter meme |
Moonmantonight |
(2.00) |
471 |
2021-08-20 |
|
description:
just a joke
domain:
harryfatter
keywords:
harry,harry potter,potter,fat,meme,harry potter meme,harry potter ytmnd
fg image origin:
from harry potter movie
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| ?There is a bird with deep blue wings |
Xequma |
(3.25) |
472 |
2014-05-19 |
|
description:
There is a bird with deep blue wings
domain:
thereisabirdwithdeepbluewings
fg image origin:
There is a bird with deep blue wings
bg image origin:
There is a bird with deep blue wings
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| ?Want to hear a joke? |
Leono |
(2.60) |
473 |
2006-04-06 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
womensport
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| ?(nsfw) (nsfw) NSMB Fun Times! |
Coolgamer |
(3.00) |
474 |
2024-04-18 |
|
description:
N*gg* Stole My Bike remix of fun and happiness
domain:
nsmbfun
keywords:
NSMB ,n*gg* stole my bike,remix
fg image origin:
The archive of webs.
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| ?best joke ever 3 |
telgip2003 |
(2.11) |
474 |
2006-04-24 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
bestjokeeverthree
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| ?Magnusson chokes the macaque |
Adrager |
(2.00) |
474 |
2010-06-16 |
|
description:
Dwarf fortress / Mostly inside joke. Probably going to get deleted.
domain:
magnussonchokesthemacaque
fg image origin:
Screenshot from Dwarf Fortress
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| ?Hardhead's Dance Club |
ghostbusting |
(1.00) |
474 |
2012-02-17 |
|
description:
Just a simple joke for the guys at 2K5.
domain:
danceclub
keywords:
Transformers., Hardhead,Ghostbusting.net
fg image origin:
Wikipedia.
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| ?Leonard Cone |
SusanTrepid |
(3.00) |
474 |
2017-08-25 |
|
description:
an old JohnnyLurg site from 2015, reposted. I remember back when I used to talk about Leonard Cohen's famous Suzanne song almost every time I logged into YTMND, and then other Leonard Cohen sites made by my buddy popped up too.
domain:
cohn
keywords:
Leonard Cohen,VLC,Media,Player,Cone,Coneheads,Famous Blue Raincoat
fg image origin:
Leonard Cohen + VLC Media Player cone
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| ?Home ec is a joke, no offense |
bandittime |
(1.00) |
475 |
2008-05-15 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
homeec
keywords:
superbad, homeec
fg image origin:
Superbad
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| ?I Believe I Can Fly |
farii09 |
(1.00) |
475 |
2013-04-01 |
|
description:
This is a joke about a dog that thought it could fly, but couldn't in a ultimate fail.
domain:
ibicf
keywords:
fly,fail,dog
fg image origin:
http://youfailatfailing.com/126/funny-fails/14866/super-fly-dog.html
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| ?Robotnik finally won |
Thunderwing |
(2.50) |
475 |
2020-04-15 |
|
description:
Robotnik finally won
domain:
ripsonicsuckmypingas
keywords:
sonic the hedgehog,dr robotnik,dr eggman,crayola,blue,crayon, ashes,contest,sonic,sega
fg image origin:
Crayola's Twitter Account
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| ?John Locke |
scumbaglyfe |
(3.00) |
476 |
2016-10-30 |
|
description:
John Locke
domain:
jonlockeeeeeeee
keywords:
john locke,caramelldansen,lost joke
fg image origin:
google
bg image origin:
google
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| ?Blue Ball Machine |
Samburger7532 |
(1.00) |
476 |
2020-07-24 |
|
description:
watch it go!
domain:
BlueBallMachin3
fg image origin:
blue
bg image origin:
ball
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| ?(nsfw) woosh!!! |
ytmndpeasant2000 |
(4.00) |
477 |
2020-10-15 |
|
description:
woosh woosh woosh
domain:
wooshwooshwoosh
keywords:
woosh,nsfw,woop,ytmnd
fg image origin:
u dont wanna know
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