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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Skanda,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,00,000,01,10,1000,100,777,77,888,88,999,99,666,66,69,069,420,44,444,555,55,333,33,222,22,111,11,720,619,61,19,45,65,35,85,15,75,95,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),_,-,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",',;,:,'',?,/,>,.,JK,GG,GIG,GIF,FF,CC,C,XX,XY,ZZZ,ZZ,Z,MN,LOL,L,K,KEK,Q,R,TY,YT,DD,3DD,3D,2D,D,S,SS,USSR,USA,FIG,Cute,Film,Movie,Mov,WWW,W,Soviet,Russia,Russian,Seduction,Platinum Blonde,Platinum,Blonde,Aryan,Arya,Slavic,Slav,Jackerman,KittenVox

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

Chase Elliott (Hendrick Motorsports) - Driver of the No. 9 Hooters Chevy Camaro ZL1 Hendrick Motorsports Parts Ways with Longtime Sponsorship Partner Hooters. Hendrick Motorsports sues Hooters for unpaid Chase Elliott sponsorship.

HootersNASCAR

Skanda,Chase Elliott,Elliott,Chase,Driver,Drivers,Driving,Drivings,Drive,Drives,Car,Cars,Hooters,Chevy Camaro ZL1,Chevy Camaro,Chevy,Camaro ZL1,Camaro,ZL1,1,ZL,1,Z,L,Race,Racist,No. 9,No,No.,9,No. 9 Hooters,Hooter,No. 9 Hooters Chevy Camaro ZL1,Hoot,Er,Girl,Girls,Beauty,Sexy,-,+,.,*,/,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,0,10,000,666,777,333,?,>,|,\,",',:,;,},],{,[,=,_,),(,&,^,%,$,#,@,!,~,`,A,Q,E,R,T,Y,U,I,O,P,K,J,h,G,F,D,S,X,V,C,B,N,M,GIF,GIFs,Animate,Animation,NASCAR,grid girl,paddock girl,glamorous,model,motorsport,glitz,event

https://giphy.com/stories/chase-elliott-6dd6e514-592a

https://giphy.com/hooters/hooters-racing

Features: (5) Mini Tins – Scarlet & Violet – 151. (4) Foil Promo Cards. Booster Packs Vary by Products. Cards Vary by Booster Pack. Recommended Age: 6+ years. (MOSTLY) Grown Men EVERYBODY!

PokemonCostco

Costco,Pokemon,Pokemon Costco Bundle,Bundle,Poke,mon,Skanda,Meme,Gif,GIFs,W,L,Cards,Pokemon Card,Pokemon Cards,Card,151,Bundles,Features,Feature,Exclusive,Exclusives,Cosmos,Reverse,Cosmos Reverse,Holofoil,Promo,Cosmos Reverse Holofoil,Promos,New,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,8,(,),*,_,+,-,=,},],{,[,|,\,",",',:,;,/,?,>,.,666,333,777,69,66,75,76,72,420,MOSTLY,Satanic Panic,Panic,Satanic,6+,Age,Booster Pack,Booster,Pack,Booster Packs,Packs,Products,Scarlet & Violet,Scarlet,Violet,Recommended,Recommended Age,LOL,LMAO,Kek,GG,WWW,CC,DD,X,Z,Y,A,B,C,D

https://x.com/DisguisedToast/status/1879976082600046909

https://x.com/search?q=pokemon%20costco&src=typed_query

second coming second coming

jeffmagnumthelostbeatle

poto i took of myself

photo i took of my boyfriend

The mark as our sun now forever departs Forever engraved in the pieces of our hearts Separated by our love in disguise Yet we never once wished for this day to arrive Free of falling Free of mourning All that I breathe Is no more I am nothing I am nothing To you We're walking in circles and back to the start For we have fallen apart Free of mercy Free of destiny All that I breathe Is no more I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing To you

MMEnd

💀,/,-,*,+,Maegan Machine,Machine,Maegan,CALABRESE,Skanda,Devil,She Devil,She-Devil,Dead,Death,Deaths,Deads,Satan,Satanic,Zombie,disguise,heart,hearts,nothing,mercy,I am nothing,I am,I,am,fallen apart,apart,fallen,fall,circles,circle,destiny,breathe,you,yo,@,!,#,$,%,^,&,(,),_,=,",\,",|,;,',?,>,.,+=+,-_-,666,6,777,333,3,7

https://giphy.com/stories/and-in-the-end-i-am-nothing-43735d1c-2ba6

https://giphy.com/stories/and-in-the-end-i-am-nothing-43735d1c-2ba6

at the rabbit cafe

restless

a picture i took

Succ

themasterblaster

The Blaster

Hammer of Thor

hammrofthr

Hammer of Thor

Hammer of Thor

Targeted individuals i fucx widit

psychotronictorture

targeted individual,gangstalking,psychotronic weaponry,gaslighting

psychic discharge of astral detritus

ancient artifact

Good night sweet prince.

MISSUBAE

GAME OF THRONES,BAELISH,LITTLE FINGER

GIS

The full experience

boredknightgames

I created it.

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bowlthedinosaur

Family Guy

your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog your the katt now dog

kattu

undertale

me

It's Tursday Baby

perritopolvado

@chefmaeda's edit of a gif of a dusty puppy

The Nutshack S2E7: WTF In the explosive series finale, the crew heads out to watch Pacquiao fight alongside boxing champion Ana Julaton. Things get out of control when a “new” rival makes a surprise appearance. Phil, Jack and Chita go to see Manny Pacquiao take revenge on Loco, The Iron Sanjee, and the Rainbow Scout for brutally beating Freddie Roach, his trainer, in a live televised event.

AnaJulatonNS

WWE,WWF,WWWF,Ana Julaton,Ana,Julaton,The Nutshack,Nutshack,The,WTF,Pacquiao,X,Phil,Jack,Chita,Manny,Manny Pacquiao,Loco,The Iron Sanjee,Iron Sanjee,Sanjee,Rainbow Scout,Scout,Rainbow,Freddie Roach,Roach,Freddie,trainer,boxing champion,boxing,champion,Skanda,123,1,2,3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1HUbKK0XA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1HUbKK0XA

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sheeba

The Wild Thornberrys

lol this cat needs soap and water

soapnwater

randomly found on the internet

Who will win?

buffcadevsbuffdoge

Bubblegum Vagitron,Doge

Epic Battle Of The Memes

the official ytmnd of surfing on the internet

internetsurfing

https://www.are.na/block/1639966

audio from the adventures of super mario bros 3 - Oh Brother

dontneedafrogsuit

From The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3

i hope this is q u a l i t y enough for ytmnd

spingorilla

spin,gorilla

gif of spin gorilla idk i got it from a youtube video

gif of spin gorilla idk i got it from a youtube video

lots of dresses

oneswardrobe

dresses

skeleton does the macarena

skeletonmacarena

macarena

skeleton

the title is explanitory enough

youwilldiealonebymyhands

hampster dance movie

hampster dance movie

I am not so careful with my COMPAQ Presario CQ57, leading to abortion of Stormfang.

mymistakes

StormfangBloodbath

Microsoft Paint.

go west bil

gowestbil

go west, ,bil

pic of me

Ten years after their Jetta went to the big junkyard in the sky, it is joined by Felipe and Ali's 2020 Jeep Wrangler.

ripjeep

jeep,wrangler,car accident

Taken by the vehicle owner.

This show is underrated and what you say will never change that.

badasswayne

The Cramp Twins,Cartoon,Funny

The Cramp Twins - Just Desserts

Oh yeah.

RideTheLightning40

Metallica,Ride the lightning

Metallica ride the lightning cover

Lightning

Fly hi with the angles and touch teh face of God

RIPsweetprince

wacky

silly