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See description of the first edition. This time it's darker, dark like meth. Y'know, Crystal Meth kills, so would that apply to Crystal Menthol? Maybe... Anyway, if you do drugs, drugs'll do you, like in Scary Movie 2.

Meth,Menthol,she doesn't get enough,100% lawsuit free,Scary Movie 2,she died from an overdose

The Meth Song

This site is full of loud noises, says to vote 5, and has lots of spelling errors. I made this like this because other people do. It's a new fad called "poland" and you have to use the quote of George W. Bush saying "he forgot

PIANO

My wife and I used to drive down to Vermont to watch the YTMNDs fall from the trees...

do you like it?

Eric Whitacre - October

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.

Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Do you like it? Do you like it like this?

Musique - In The Bush

you know misspelling in the title, it should be niggers because, we can just call it as it is. labeled, again by who? who labeled it and pisssed somoen off more. its to say they want ot piss somene off more with this shit. thats exactly what theyre tryign to do with it. This is what these, things they use, the hate crimes they call them, are. This shows what they are really just an excuse to get more attention, brought to them, and get someone pissed off. an excuse for later behavoiurs they will have. DONT CALL IT HATE CRIME> WELL CALL IT NIGGERS. FUCK. you assholes. ok. and well, implications. of this. like NOT doing it, would be great, wonderful you know. So, something I dont want to hear about, you know, all day .. is HATE. fucking and if they start to label all these as, hate. how much hate do you THINK THEY CAN PEDDLE FUCKK. PEDDLE IN IN ANY WEAY THEY ANT TO IF ITS THE REACTINOS THEY LOOK FOR OR WHAT, THEYLL USE IT. DO YOU THINK RETALTION TO HATE CRIMES WILL EAD TO WAR? FUCK SHIT SHUTUP. FUCK YO8UR HATE CRIMES YOUR BULLSHIT YOUR TIME YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM EVERYONE. SOLUTION ONLY ALLOWED.

WHITE BLACK TORTURE CRIME

mr bungle -

I'm almost halfway finished, how do you like it so far? How do you like the theme to Gary's show?

Gary called me up and asked if I would write his theme song

the theme to Gary's show

no description given.

If you don't like it, I don't care, I just wanted to do it. So to hell with all you naysayers.

osaka,kill bill,knife,elle driver

ytmnd, Kill Bill

DO YOU EAT LIKE WE DO?! A short little rarity from Al's Dr. Demento days, tweaked slightly to make it loop. (I know how people hate bad loops...)

weird, al, yankovic, wierd, yankovich, peter, frampton, accordion, parody

Weird Al - Crampton Comes Alive

Have a good day....please be honest in your comments and votes, if you dont like it then fine, if you do then good,...but if you are a downvoter you can go to hell....ok well have a nice day!

best day ever, smiley,

Spongebob soundtrack........please see description

Yup, and there's this little girl, she's actually addicted to gettin' abortions.

Do you know what it's like to have an abortion at seven years old?

Real rasslin' is a serious and respectable sport

Were up to ten now folks. Do you like it?

every f*cking day,poland,horsedick,nedm

Up to ten folks

I felt like doing this one for 2 reasons 1)It's my first YTMND 2)Nearly every NEDM YTMND has cats in it. It doesn't have to. Blam it if you feel like it; it's partly a test anyway.

NEDM,is,not,Just,about,cats,

A segment from that Acapella NEDM theme

I'd love to show you my Homer Simpson pussy ;-) Hope you liked it as well as I do, thus joining the team of Homersexual people ;-)

homer simpson,homer,vagina,pussy,tattoo,,sexy,tits,homer simpson vagina

windows sound lib

Let me know if you have any suggestions for this one, or for any other shirts like it. What fad/site should I do next?

shirtmnd, nsmb, n*gg* stole my bike, you have to be there to get it

nsmb

Human interaction leads to suffering. The only thing that you can do to minimize that suffering for yourself is to inflict it on others and take joy in doing so.

take a shit on the world,JOE DON BAKER,kills himself,misery,despair,horror,gloom,shit,cunt

Oh, diddums doesn't like ear rape? YOU'RE NOT FUCKING MEANT TO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED EAR RAPE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR OWN PISS THROUGH A STRAW YOU MORON

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to play chess against the borg? their entire collective thinking the same plan of taking over the world?

scientology, chess, hubbard

lol, midi orchestra

You can do it by going into view source then finding the line near the bottom that says something like background music, then viewing your cookies and copying and pasting that same file into another folder and uploading (I think).

spongebob,best day ever,loop

Pandora Species: Canine Gender: Herm Age: old enough to know better Height: ? Weight: ? cock length: 24"(2') hair color: blonde breasts size: 44DD She likes to stroke her cock for hours and cum all over everything

herm,cock,cum,hypper,dog,color brown and tan

YouTube

This is typically only available to Rev3 members and they dont like it when you do this. But I feel this is hypocritical as Kevin Rose and friends almost always show ways to indulge in piracy.

Revision 3, Diggnation, Digg, Kevin Rose, Alex Abrecht

Diggnation

Patrick Moore, everyone wants more moore. Astronomer, GamesMaster and granddad to an entire nation, Patrick Moore. So how do you like it?

Patrick Moore, Sky At Night, GamesMaster, Games Master, Xylophone, Moore, Sir Patrick, Rachel Stevens, Rachel, Stevens, More more more,

Rachel Stevens' more more more

The intro from Andrew W.K.'s Never Let Down. I'm doing another version without the extra bit on the piano, but I like the way it grabs your attention. You might not. I don't care. Just leave a comment if you don't like it.

YTMND Loop Project, Andrew W.K.

Andrew W.K. - Never Let Down

I made this parody of the Dos Equis commercial because I always thought the slogan sounded like you should *NOT* drink it.

Dos Equis, stay thirsty

Dos Equis commercials

I had to do daffy's voice at Bug's request which was extremely difficult since I didn't know how to do it. Whatever...fuck you if you don't like it.

bugs,bunny,looney,tunes,daffy,duck,ytmnd,whats,up,doc,voice,acting,101

Bugs Bunny doc

Why do you think the kid's treated this game like it was serious business? IT WAS to stop a terrorist attack

terrorism, carmen sandiego, disgusting act, evil-doer

rockapella

If you are 1) a cool personne on YTMND and 2) own Rock Band, you need to buy the hit track New Wave by Pleymo and record yourself singing it. It helps if you know a lot of French like I do. This will catch onne. And for all the poele saying play real sing

"frnech" "singing"

For those that think "Sorry I'm Not" is an OK thing to say, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't stop staying "sorry I'm not" now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

sorry I'm not, gay,funny,revenge

YTMND

Spoiling new movies is fun, but doing it on Myspace just makes you look like a moron who wants e-Cred.

movie, myspace, pirates of the carribean, jack dies, jack, dies, spoilers, fail

FAIL

The jews were treated humanely by the Nazis, compared to the victims of the Nanking Massacre. I know a lot of people here hate the Japanese, but do it for the right reasons, like this. You WILL be shocked. Check image origin for the URL.