Vanilla Ice Ponders Major Tom's Inertia
Created on: April 14th, 2018
Vanilla Ice Ponders Major Tom's Inertia
It's not actually Major Tom; it's Sandra Bullock in "Gravity", but whatever, faggots.


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April 15th, 2018
Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby overshadowed Suzanne Vega's Tom's Diner by a landslide
April 15th, 2018
After "My Name Is Luka", it was all downhill :/
April 16th, 2018
well, actually, the name Suzanne dropped in popularity as a baby name after the release of the Leonard Cohen song of that title.

also, the reason why I'm talking about Tom's Diner in this Major Tom site, is because I see a big list of reasons to see Thomas as the masculine equivalent of the name Suzanne, and that Tom's Diner song by Suzanne Vega, used to test development of the MP3 file format is a hallmark example of a historical event that would solidify the idea that Thomas is the masculine version of the name.

and here's some evidence that Thomas is the masculine version of the name Suzanne:

convenience store chain 7 Eleven was founded by the Thompson brothers, and well, singer/songwriter Suzanne Vega was born on July 11th of 1959, how does that explain the idea of writing the song "Tom's Diner", and well, MP3 players would be the most convenient way to listen to our favorite jams!

rapid fire guns: Tommy guns, Uzis (which rhyme with Suzi), Sault (pronounced Sue) means "rapids" in french, MP5 (a name similar to MP3),

Thomas Edison invented the phonograph, and some would dub it a "lazy Susan"

in the 1991 movie What About Bob? the Gutmans, whom were pissed off at Dr. Leo Marvin for buying their dream home, would be portrayed by an actor named Tom, and an actress named Susan.

in the 1996 movie Fly Away Home, a guy in the movie named Tom had a lightweight aircraft which would guide some orphaned baby geese from Canada to North Carolina, and he had a lover named Susan

there's alot more I wanna say about my theory on all this, but I'll wait until I make another comment, since I'm running out of characters to type for this one long comment!
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April 20th, 2018