Stoned Screech Owl O RLY?
Created on: December 20th, 2005
Stoned Screech Owl O RLY?
Stoner screech owl found in christmas tree, O RLY?

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December 23rd, 2005
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Hey, they found my pet owl!
December 25th, 2005
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That's awesome, but is it really that hard to use Photoshop instead of MS Paint?
December 26th, 2005
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Love it.
March 20th, 2006
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Hmm wonder how the owl got stoned might have somthing to do with that "christmas tree"
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LAWL@SaiykoStyle
July 6th, 2006
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that's my f*cking owl!
October 11th, 2006
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i wonder who got that owl stoned
December 5th, 2006
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win
December 6th, 2006
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The pic is priceless
December 6th, 2006
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Keyword Whore
December 6th, 2006
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It was there for 5 f*cking days. The couple had to be smoking sh*t.
December 6th, 2006
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December 6th, 2006
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lol, I live there... wait, HOW COME THIS WASN'T IN THE NEWS LAST YEAR??
December 6th, 2006
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south park mexicans version is better so 3
December 7th, 2006
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You win
December 7th, 2006
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1 because u tagged this under CHRISTMAS so u would get on the list
December 7th, 2006
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Wow whoever wrote that has terrible grammar
December 7th, 2006
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jack ass
December 7th, 2006
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lol
December 7th, 2006
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was going to downvote b/c the christmas keyword..then i read the title of the article...
December 7th, 2006
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this is so beyond epic.
December 7th, 2006
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the only question now is, HOW did it get stoned? I mean, I AM stonebadger; i just gotta know these things.
December 7th, 2006
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I'm sorry, but "news site" is not enough credit for me. I need just a tad bit more truth. 3 for just being downright funny though.
December 7th, 2006
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otton: http://www.nbc-2.com/articles/readarticle.asp?articleid=5232&z=3&p
December 8th, 2006
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Yes! This HAS to be real, I mean everyone knows that NEWS REPORTS ARE RIDDLED WITH GRAMMATICAL ERRORS! Come on man. "I've never had an owl or any other winged creature for that matter come in high?" "They examined the owl looked in his eyes and determined the owl was stoned." wtf...there's four missing commas, and that sentence should have had a period at the end. Good job, I don't think your imaginary owl was the only thing "stoned". And by the way, usually news reports wont use SLANG.
December 9th, 2006
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bong Rly
December 9th, 2006
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O RLY?
December 9th, 2006
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5 for not using the sublime version
December 9th, 2006
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I remember when that was on our news... I've been waiting for someone to find that and use it for this.
December 9th, 2006
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@Metal_Mavri: It's real, Floridians are just stupid. ):
December 9th, 2006
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December 9th, 2006
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1 for ¨christmas¨ keyword
December 9th, 2006
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how fake
December 9th, 2006
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5, for every day we know that the owl was stoned
December 9th, 2006
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3. It is real, i remeber it was on the news last year. thats the TV news.
December 9th, 2006
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o weedly?
December 9th, 2006
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That's a Ya Rly owl, btw.
December 9th, 2006
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More like "couple gets really really high while next to christmas tree, finds owl, and takes owl to animal shelter while still stoned out of their gourds."
December 9th, 2006
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AHAHA they named the owl cheech! priceless. And now I know what a stoned owl looks like! They get all squinty!
December 10th, 2006
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now the owl needs its own phrase, "wut r u loken at?!?!?!"
December 10th, 2006
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5'd for cannabis and owls. -1 for MSPaint
December 10th, 2006
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poor owl, lolz
December 10th, 2006
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CHRONIC
December 10th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
December 10th, 2006
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I enjoyed this. It's short and sweet, like a sexy midget.
December 10th, 2006
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haha
December 10th, 2006
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sounds fake..
December 10th, 2006
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zomg a screen grab
December 10th, 2006
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Ummm first of all ENOUGH WITH THE F*CK ING ORLY SH*T! ITS NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY! AT ALL! GOD DAMNIT! And how the hell would the owl smell like weed? i mean, wtf? did someone blow it in its face or something? this story leaves many questions
December 10th, 2006
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Fived just for putting the original version of Smoke Two Joints (by The Toyes) instead of that Sublime bullsh*t.
December 10th, 2006
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December 10th, 2006
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NO WAI
December 10th, 2006
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5'd because time is like, just an illusion.
December 10th, 2006
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IF this is real... one possible explaination... Cops find a crop of marijuana in the woods, they set fire to it. A screech owl was perched in a tree nearby. Inhaled the fumes, flew off to a tree orchard, decided to take a nap...
December 10th, 2006
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THIS STORY IS REAL! http://www.nbc-2.com/articles/readarticle.asp?articleid=5232&z=3&p http://www.nbc4.tv/holidays/5542383/detail.html
December 10th, 2006
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wow...if i didn't know any better, i would actually believe you...but nice creativity
December 10th, 2006
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There is no way that was a real news site; the "article" looks as though it's been typed by a five-year-old, the grammar is so terrible. It's totally a fake.
December 10th, 2006
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-1 for keywords
December 11th, 2006
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I am amused by the simplicity of this game. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses.
December 11th, 2006
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You have to wonder how the woman knows what marijuana spells like
December 11th, 2006
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Abuse of Christmas tag. Failure.
December 11th, 2006
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Whooaaa....rly?
December 11th, 2006
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lol
December 11th, 2006
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"what is that odor?" haha
December 11th, 2006
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wow..it is real...+2 more
December 11th, 2006
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No sh*t, those two who found it in their tree were smoking pot. Either that or the people they bought it from.
December 13th, 2006
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It is so oblivious to the fact that it is in a house. This owl is my best friend now. LETS ALL GET STONED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1