Not A Surprising Chuck Norris YTMND
Created on: December 25th, 2005
Not A Surprising Chuck Norris YTMND
if anyone knows why this suddenly made top 5 viewed today (Jan. 5) please let me know, just comment it lol. I'm curious as to why it would pop up weeks later :D

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December 25th, 2005
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Chuck Norris eats children.
December 25th, 2005
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Chuck Norris is undefeated.
December 25th, 2005
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Chuck Norris got his*sskicked in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Pythons Black Knight, Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,
December 25th, 2005
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Bah, my comment got cut off. Too many to list, oh well.
December 25th, 2005
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
December 25th, 2005
(1)
Best ytmnd, ever.
December 25th, 2005
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
October 13th, 2010
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ever!
December 25th, 2005
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Some think Chuck got beat by Bruce in Return of the Dragon, but Chuck actually delivered the blow that would a few months later send Bruce into a coma from which he would never recover. The 2-fingered snail strike is deadly indeed.
December 25th, 2005
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Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh*t
December 25th, 2005
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chuck norris chooses one lucky child on his birthday to be thrown into the sun.
December 25th, 2005
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Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris have been enemies since time began. For resons neither can remember.
December 25th, 2005
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f*ckING 5.
December 25th, 2005
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:D
December 25th, 2005
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How can something that simple be so funny? The music just seals the deal.
December 25th, 2005
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Haven't heard that song in a while. 5.
December 25th, 2005
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Chuck Norris told me I have AIDS.
December 25th, 2005
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lol @ screenshots or it didn't happen. I love using that expression.
December 25th, 2005
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Chcuk Norris's tears cure cancer.........Too bad he's never cried.
December 25th, 2005
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gildedone beat me to it oops!
December 26th, 2005
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Chuck norris never was and never will be instant 5 in a can
December 26th, 2005
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hahha thats awsome i lol'ed
December 26th, 2005
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Chuck Norris enters a McDonald's without shoes or sandals, and still gets service
December 26th, 2005
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
December 29th, 2005
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Not a Chuck Norris fan, but this was f*cking hilarious. 5/5
December 30th, 2005
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Watch 'Return Of The Dragon'
January 5th, 2006
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You are correct, Sir!
January 5th, 2006
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you left safe search on!!!!!!!!
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck is fully aware of his defeat but has scared the internet of ever producing images of it. Even Chuck couldn't take every Power Ranger there f*cking hundereds of them.
January 5th, 2006
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Shopped.
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck ONLY fell to Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the blue meanie...
January 5th, 2006
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Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie. Robocop, the Terminator, Capt. Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, -preston, Theodore Logan...
January 5th, 2006
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Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan... they came out of nowhere lightning fast and the Chuick Norris in his cowboy ass. It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe.
January 5th, 2006
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haha amazing.
January 5th, 2006
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January 5th, 2006
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ha ha
January 5th, 2006
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
January 5th, 2006
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To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
January 5th, 2006
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
January 5th, 2006
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God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
January 5th, 2006
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Brilliant
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
January 5th, 2006
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OMG
January 5th, 2006
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i got your screenshot... right here: heisonlyaman.ytmnd.com/
January 5th, 2006
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Flawless Victory, Chuck Norris. The guy will be 85 years old and still kick ass, just you wait.
January 5th, 2006
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that's not how you use GIS!
January 5th, 2006
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hahaha
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck Norris is the only man in history to play a brick wall in tennis and win.
January 5th, 2006
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president truman decided to use the atomic bomb to end world war 2 instead of sending chuck norris. his reason? it was more humane.
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck Norris getting his *ss kicked = Divide by zero
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck Norris gets his *ss kicked: http://chucknorrisowned.ytmnd.com/
January 5th, 2006
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Yeah Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's ass, but Bruce Lee died.. coincedence?
January 5th, 2006
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uh. way of the dragon? bruce lee owned him? bruce lee did it again in a private match, which resulted in chuck norris informing his karate school "Bruce Lee is a better fighter than me"
January 5th, 2006
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If you wanted Chuck Norris as a search result, you'd turn SafeSearch off.
January 5th, 2006
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When Chuck Norris found out that he was not included in Mt.Rushmore, he wanted to leave his mark somewhere. He then karate chopped the ground and created the Grand Canyon.
January 5th, 2006
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+5 for norris
January 5th, 2006
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the only thing chuck norris finds funnier than 1 truck load of aborted fetuses is 2 truckloads of aborted fetuses
January 5th, 2006
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giggity giggity gittity goooo
January 5th, 2006
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Yes, you were of inspiration.
January 5th, 2006
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LOL He can never die!
January 5th, 2006
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Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris
January 5th, 2006
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Probably because Chuck Norris is hardcore kickass and everyone knows it. Or he just went around threatening roundhouse kicks to the face to anyone who didn't view it.
January 5th, 2006
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The only reason this isn't a 5 is because of that stupid looking heart lol.
January 5th, 2006
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awesome... totally awesome...
January 5th, 2006
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and on the first day chuck created god.
January 5th, 2006
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OMG. Chuck Norris is a f*g. And his cartoon is gay as crap. http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/ Chuck Norris, man of action my ass.
January 5th, 2006
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Bruce Lee
January 5th, 2006
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Photoshopped. in the search, Chuck Norris is capitlaized but in the "results for etc." it's not.
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. No seriously, there's no punch-line here.
January 5th, 2006
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your an idiot optiprime go search for that yourself chuck norris or Chuck Norris still no results.... moron
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
January 5th, 2006
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I don't see what's funny about this.
January 5th, 2006
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Nice one
January 5th, 2006
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It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
January 5th, 2006
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chuck norris invented time
January 5th, 2006
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AHAHAHA
January 5th, 2006
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lol its funny because you get forwarded e-mail jokes. top notch humor
January 5th, 2006
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Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris only met once. This was the same day that the dinosaurs went extinct. They have been kept apart ever since.
January 5th, 2006
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As to why it made top 15 viewed, it's just 'cause the list recompiles at random at midnight so it's anybody's game. Stuff that clings to the top 5 or is linked a lot will still make its way onto the list, but new stuff can show up and stay there if enough
January 5th, 2006
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i dont get it..
January 5th, 2006
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http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/ http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/
January 5th, 2006
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and it's the truth! 5'd
January 5th, 2006
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chuck norris = automatic 5
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck Norris's dead skin is collected by NASA to shield space shuttles. Crash resulted when Vin Diesel's was used.
January 5th, 2006
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Normally this would get a 4, but you get an extra star for the Norris. Good day sir, keep up the ytmnd hotness.
January 5th, 2006
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original... Win.
January 5th, 2006
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turn safesearch off..thts where you'll find the goods.
January 5th, 2006
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Chuck Norris eats dirt and sh*ts rocks, he must be invincible.
January 6th, 2006
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LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS #374: CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME AT KARATE AND YOU CANT BEAT HIM. PASS THIS ON TO 5 FRIENDS OR CHUCK WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN. LOL. =D =D =D
January 6th, 2006
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One time i saw chuck norris riding a T-rex on the freeway
January 6th, 2006
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Ahh, there's your problem... you had moderate safe search on, fool.
January 6th, 2006
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+5 for chuck, -1 for that heart
January 6th, 2006
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the music could be better
January 6th, 2006
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chuck norris for president
January 6th, 2006
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Chuck Norris once looked at a man long enough that they exploded.
January 6th, 2006
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Chuck Norris taught Bob Barker karate. And I'm serious - Bob Barker is a black belt.
January 6th, 2006
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LOL NOW YUO CAN PWN A CHUX NORRIS JOORSELF!!1!1! http://img73.exs.cx/img73/7634/norris.jpg
January 6th, 2006
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Chuck norris is a f*ggot and needs to learn to play. Additionally, he doesn't really know that much about martial arts aside from what's actually on his script, f*cking hicks worship him.
January 6th, 2006
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
January 6th, 2006
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NOT TRUE....he HAS gotten his *ss kicked: http://norrispaddle.ytmnd.com/
January 6th, 2006
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5/5 Chuck Norris went back in time to save JFK. He caught the bullets shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in his mouth. JFK's head exploded in amazement.
January 6th, 2006
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Worthy of a five.
January 6th, 2006
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"your an idiot optiprime go search for that yourself chuck norris or Chuck Norris still no results.... moron" Hey fhantum, go read my comment again, I'm not Naru, jackass.
January 6th, 2006
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In the average household room, there are 42 things that Chuck Norris can kill you with, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
January 6th, 2006
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lmmfao chuck norris kicks ass! and so do you!
January 6th, 2006
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lol...
January 6th, 2006
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Chuck Norris is a washed up has-been with irritable bowel syndrome.
January 6th, 2006
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man. CHUCK NORRIS CAN'T BE DEFEATED!
January 6th, 2006
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Chuck can kick someone who's in any place or time, and kill them with that kick.
January 6th, 2006
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The 8th wonder of the world
January 6th, 2006
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hate to break this to you guys but.......... http://ipwnanyoneanywhere.ytmnd.com/
January 6th, 2006
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It is said that the tears of Churck Norris can cure cancer. No one can know for sure because Chuck Norris has never cried. 5, -1 for cheap "ass" keyword.
January 12th, 2006
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Pwned to the max.
January 18th, 2006
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The Force uses Chuck Norris.
January 20th, 2006
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Chuck Norris doesn't push-up, he pushes the Earth down.
February 4th, 2006
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this is good but your stupid text blocks the image. idiot. 1 star
February 13th, 2006
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Not a fan of Chuck Norris and I just don't view it as that wonderful...
March 20th, 2006
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If Jesus were alive today he'd say "LOL! NOOB!"
June 20th, 2006
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Clever Idea but you lose 1 for the mentioned photoshopping MAINLY BECAUSE IF YOU SAY ARSE INSTEAD IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
June 21st, 2006
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CHUCK NORRIS CAN BEAT CONNECT 4 IN THREE MOVES PWNED
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coolness
August 14th, 2006
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"this is good but your stupid text blocks the image. idiot. 1 star" try a resolution higher than 320x240?
October 3rd, 2006
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i tried that. it came up with over 10 pages!!! lol still funny tho, and i never give less than a five.
December 4th, 2007
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lmao
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