ytmnd - you're the man now dog!

fuk you, canada rocks and the exchange rate is very close too the american dollar which is amasing considering weve got like a sixth of your population

humvee2800

January 25th, 2006

3:07:15 AM CST

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cerberus

January 25th, 2006

3:17:41 AM CST

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population doesnt have sh*t to do with the economy, buddy. China's economy is frickin boosting like hell.

Feuerfrei

January 25th, 2006

3:29:50 AM CST

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about right, damn canuks

felpo

January 25th, 2006

4:06:37 AM CST

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you racist bastard

HardCheese

January 25th, 2006

4:16:04 AM CST

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Needs more cowbell.

humvee2800

January 25th, 2006

5:06:23 AM CST

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china proves my point, its population is in the billions so? canada doesnt suck you cock suckers,we burnt your whitehouse down and dont go bitching saying it was the british.THose were canadian troops pussys

Charlok

January 25th, 2006

6:03:10 AM CST

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a mountie > 5,000 troops, 500 tanks, and 10 battleships

CousinIt

January 25th, 2006

6:27:13 AM CST

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uuuuhhh........not funny

Glyde

January 25th, 2006

6:47:38 AM CST

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Funny because it's actually America's fault the dollar was like that. Five years ago. Learn 2 count

CANADIANGAMER

January 25th, 2006

6:54:50 AM CST

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Only Quebec and the Praries use the RCMP, only Northern Ontario uses wooden canoes, and nobody uses horses....

Dragon17013

January 25th, 2006

7:27:15 AM CST

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QFT

Wubbzy

January 25th, 2006

7:37:11 AM CST

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5 for truth. Heil Harper.

Marvelis2680

January 25th, 2006

7:55:10 AM CST

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Canada sucks.

humvee2800

January 25th, 2006

8:00:13 AM CST

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Burn america, i wont rest till america burns and its people lie dead across north america :)

dmitch86

January 25th, 2006

8:26:00 AM CST

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The canadians voted in a conservative, so they can't biatch about America no mo', SUCKAZ!

EvilTurkey1021

January 25th, 2006

8:37:20 AM CST

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Yeah, someone makes a canadian joke, and then people say "America must burn." Well, if America burned, that would include N. and S. America, so Canada would burn too. We live in the United States, if you want to send some death threats. Man, learn how to

EvilTurkey1021

January 25th, 2006

8:39:26 AM CST

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take a joke.

leprecon

January 25th, 2006

8:39:50 AM CST

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that is so lame. I expected better than that from ytmnd...

OniLink5000

January 25th, 2006

8:56:59 AM CST

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Have a sense of humor you douchebags.

monki

January 25th, 2006

9:16:08 AM CST

(0)

Can the U.S. obliterate Canada at will? I think so I mean look what happened to Hiroshima, so its best you Canadians STFU

ligamentx

January 25th, 2006

9:18:46 AM CST

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All the Canadians who are defending themselves and people like "felpo" who say this is racist...probably contribute to the overall racism to ytmnd anyway. Once racism comes your way you get defensive.

barthalamule

January 25th, 2006

9:25:49 AM CST

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average, I heard that joke a few years back when we invaded Afghanistan

Bigboss

January 25th, 2006

9:56:55 AM CST

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1 for not noticing that the US dollar has crumbled and is now only worth 15 cents more than the Canadian dollar.

jpeg87

January 25th, 2006

10:18:50 AM CST

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LOL, canadian is not a race, so this ytmnd is not racist.

Blamat

January 25th, 2006

10:22:25 AM CST

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One. Canada jokes are really getting old this side of the border. Wow, we have mounties and they rode horses, LAUGH!

ligamentx

January 25th, 2006

10:24:51 AM CST

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haha they are according to "felpo"

Kishkumen

January 25th, 2006

10:25:08 AM CST

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Mountees pwn. They are like, the 5th toughest type of people: 1) Chuck Norris 2) Vikings 3)Ninjas 4)Pirates 5) Mountees :D

anarkya

January 25th, 2006

10:41:34 AM CST

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Royal Canadian Mounted Police FTW! Im proud to be a Canadian :)

Reinhart

January 25th, 2006

11:11:48 AM CST

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Canada is America with less crime and more French people. This YTMND is stupid, everyone hates America, nobody hates Canada... except us Americans. You'd think if the ENTIRE WORLD HATES US our people would stop bashing EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD but

FunkMastaSav

January 25th, 2006

12:27:52 PM CST

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+1 for retarded patriotism in comments. +1 for horse eating the Mountie's iPod.

zmatt

January 25th, 2006

12:42:04 PM CST

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if only canada had a military with that.

coryliu

January 25th, 2006

12:44:19 PM CST

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As a Canadian I approve this YTMND. However it is not a very well put together YTMND (-1). Also, this joke is incredibly old now (-1).

xatnys

January 25th, 2006

12:57:29 PM CST

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Exchange rate joke LOLOLOLOLOL..........

johnbobby

January 25th, 2006

12:57:45 PM CST

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QTF is wrong with those Canadians and their sucky country?

snax

January 25th, 2006

1:09:37 PM CST

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5 because Canada is awesome. No hard feelings, ok?

Dragonlord86

January 25th, 2006

1:10:23 PM CST

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f*ck Canada.

coryliu

January 25th, 2006

1:15:53 PM CST

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These comments are funny. Americans that hate Canada both 1 and 5 it, and Canadians that claim to love Canada both 1 and 5 it.

n00bzaregay

January 25th, 2006

1:16:58 PM CST

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Canada owns j00. 5/5

Squishy333

January 25th, 2006

2:00:20 PM CST

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Lol, win.

BioHazard

January 25th, 2006

2:07:13 PM CST

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5 for Canadia, Eh?

Fly1ngTo4st3r

January 25th, 2006

2:08:03 PM CST

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XD pwnt by exchange rate

January 25th, 2006

(0)

January 25th, 2006

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wow, it's just a joke, you stupid political f*gs. you don't have to analyze it like it's actually a shot at canada.

AgentKaio

January 25th, 2006

2:31:49 PM CST

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lol, canadian n00bs

cerberus

January 25th, 2006

2:31:51 PM CST

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meh, i don't know why our biggest state hates us so much :P face it canada, we pwn j00!

stevexii

January 25th, 2006

2:33:26 PM CST

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THIS SUCKS and the musici s f*cking overused

add2006

January 25th, 2006

2:38:05 PM CST

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5 for making fun of Canada

Virty

January 25th, 2006

2:46:19 PM CST

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The anti-canadians gives this a one star, and so do canadians. Aren't people abit biased on both sides? Come on, it is kinda funny.

White-Rabbit

January 25th, 2006

2:46:56 PM CST

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actually canadas exchange rate is a major determining factor for american tourists, americans can get more for thier dollar

surfinbrant

January 25th, 2006

3:01:05 PM CST

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Not very funny. Only gave an extra star cause conservatives were elected there. Dirty liberals...

rm0099

January 25th, 2006

3:03:30 PM CST

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Canada Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction. Its called the telephone. They call america and say "Help, we're being attacked, eh?"

Slysliver

January 25th, 2006

3:04:02 PM CST

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Teh Mounties own!

Slysliver

January 25th, 2006

3:05:05 PM CST

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Damn, that was supposted to be a 5iver. Oh well Looks like the Canadian exchange rate is working on me too

Cataclaw

January 25th, 2006

3:09:22 PM CST

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This would have been funny years ago, when the exchange rate different was high. With CAD as high as it is, joke gets -3 for "not applicableness"

darkgohan645

January 25th, 2006

3:25:21 PM CST

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these comments are pretty funny, considering most americans I know hate their country and only dream of living in Canada

HopelessCubFan

January 25th, 2006

3:31:25 PM CST

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Take off ya hoser!

fj311

January 25th, 2006

3:39:01 PM CST

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I'm not laughing... but primarily because our armed forces have more generals than tanks. Seriously. Look it up. :(

ColonelCow

January 25th, 2006

3:51:38 PM CST

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huh? Old joke, mainly

TheNewFlesh

January 25th, 2006

4:02:08 PM CST

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Lighten up people, you're making us Canadians look bad. This thing was funny.

Sudoro

January 25th, 2006

4:12:40 PM CST

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Yeah, im canadian and i had a good laugh form this

Nibble

January 25th, 2006

4:22:51 PM CST

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OLOL FLAMEWAR!

Realchaos1

January 25th, 2006

4:27:53 PM CST

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CHINA IS GOING TO INVADE THE US ALONG WITH NORTH KOREA!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!!

bai2u

January 25th, 2006

4:56:48 PM CST

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f*ck CANADA

relam13

January 25th, 2006

5:15:25 PM CST

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5 because Canada sucks

spookymilo

January 25th, 2006

5:24:42 PM CST

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lol canada

humvee2800

January 25th, 2006

5:28:03 PM CST

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lol, you guys actually think america would get away with invading canada? first of all the second Us tried too use nukes on us natos would fire so many nukes up their *ss america will likely sink, Two i think the americans should remember what happened la

natall

January 25th, 2006

5:36:06 PM CST

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I find this ytmnd funny, however Canadians do not get involved in idiotic american wars for a reason. We are too smart for stupid sh*t like that.

FunkSauce

January 25th, 2006

5:40:42 PM CST

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You all deserve AIDS. Shut the hell up.

Dredd

January 25th, 2006

5:46:11 PM CST

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"population doesnt have sh*t to do with the economy, buddy. China's economy is frickin boosting like hell." Way to contradict yourself dipsh*t.

MrPharand

January 25th, 2006

5:55:04 PM CST

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Congrats, you took overused Requiem for a Dream music, put some text on a picture, and used a joke that is about 10 years old. What's next, Yakov Smirnoff jokes?

Toilet

January 25th, 2006

5:55:52 PM CST

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I'll give you something to laugh aboot

darkwhisper

January 25th, 2006

6:03:37 PM CST

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UPDATED VERSION http://tttisaf*g.ytmnd.com/

darkwhisper

January 25th, 2006

6:04:43 PM CST

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*=a

Twist96

January 25th, 2006

6:04:47 PM CST

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"the exchange rate is very close too the american dollar which is amasing considering weve got like a sixth of your population" Well its one USD to one GBP, and Britain as like 3% pop. of what America has. PWNED!

Twist96

January 25th, 2006

6:05:49 PM CST

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*actually, its about 0.70 GBP to one USD

Ave

January 25th, 2006

6:08:01 PM CST

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Meh, it would be better if it were relevant.

DarkGeneral

January 25th, 2006

6:08:42 PM CST

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS EPIC MUSIC IS ORIGINALLY FROM! its driving me nuts... Lord of teh rings? Matrix? World of Warcraft?

dvrrox

January 25th, 2006

6:18:45 PM CST

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u stink, canada rulez.

insanity2k2

January 25th, 2006

6:20:09 PM CST

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Im a Canadian, and I thought this was awesome anyway. Sorry for the stupidity of some of my Canadian bretheren.

MedicDance

January 25th, 2006

6:21:50 PM CST

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N-nothing, nothing. Uh, could you tell us again what your argument is all about?

Boxman

January 25th, 2006

6:23:39 PM CST

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Canada is a valable allie, But hey, still good. (that mounty is invincable)

ilikestuffandyou

January 25th, 2006

6:28:53 PM CST

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The only thing that can stop Chuck Norris is a Canadian Mountie

furlonium

January 25th, 2006

6:37:43 PM CST

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No, nothing can stop Chuck Norris except Chuck Norris.

hellsent1

January 25th, 2006

7:01:11 PM CST

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i am shocked at how many people gave this a 1... it's just a joke guys

shawnhart

January 25th, 2006

7:02:41 PM CST

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Canadians, if you can take a dick, you can take a joke.

skratchmasta

January 25th, 2006

7:07:31 PM CST

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Hilarious. I don't really think the point of this is to focus on the exchange rate of currency but more the pathetic military power of Canada. Could be wrong though...

lazylen

January 25th, 2006

7:14:53 PM CST

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rofl. as a canadian, i support this message. :P

bigxshowx

January 25th, 2006

7:52:22 PM CST

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its funny how the USD dollar has been down against every other major currency including the CAD... moron

unk

January 25th, 2006

7:53:25 PM CST

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You guys will be needing our oil :D

WTFNation

January 25th, 2006

7:53:54 PM CST

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Old joke... But that's all Bush deserves anyways. Way things are going, the exchange rate will be the other way soon anyways!

WTFNation

January 25th, 2006

7:56:38 PM CST

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Hey unk, Canada is now the second-most oil rich nation in the world, after Saudi Arabia... so looks like you'll be needing OUR oil... and timber... and electricity... and beer.

FunkMastaSav

January 25th, 2006

8:06:32 PM CST

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To any retards who insist on bringing up the war of 1812, the country wasn't even Canada then and it was almost 200 f*cking years ago. NOBODY CARES.

zeip

January 25th, 2006

8:16:23 PM CST

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This was giggle-worthy. And I must say, if you get all upset and defensive over a stupid joke, you must have been living in a bubble all these years.

silverfirex

January 25th, 2006

8:31:15 PM CST

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5 Becaus Canada burnt down the white house in the 1800's, thats why its white now

spuds

January 25th, 2006

8:51:49 PM CST

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^canada has troops?^

kindpastor

January 25th, 2006

8:54:38 PM CST

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5'ed for insulting America's hat.

Kiron

January 25th, 2006

9:06:05 PM CST

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i can take a joke fired at Canada, but this just isn't funny. Period.

FrenchNinja

January 25th, 2006

9:08:41 PM CST

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It's funny cuz its true. :O

Tossrock

January 25th, 2006

9:14:20 PM CST

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sh*tty, overused sound + old joke = 2.

iikryton

January 25th, 2006

9:21:15 PM CST

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f*ck off

brainface

January 25th, 2006

9:25:06 PM CST

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wtf are you talking about!??! Its atleast 2 canoes!!!!!

suicidalmilk

January 25th, 2006

9:45:56 PM CST

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-4 for ignorance.

Robot-Chicken

January 25th, 2006

9:47:32 PM CST

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one for unfunny canada joke

jak1165

January 25th, 2006

10:03:30 PM CST

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5 for mounties. They kick so much ass

zyle

January 25th, 2006

10:07:44 PM CST

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I don't get the canada bashing. Canada is just like another another US state, just a lot more liberal and sensible than most US states.

PoisonedAl

January 25th, 2006

10:54:58 PM CST

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Heh, yuck it up, but guess what. The US exchange rate isn't sh*t hot ether. - Signed a bitter brit who gets paid in US dollars.

Nite27

January 25th, 2006

11:00:51 PM CST

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hey, that canoe has been known to kick some serious ass.

Bucketman

January 25th, 2006

11:46:00 PM CST

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these comments are pretty funny, most americans I know hate their country and only dream of living in Canada-I live 2 hours from the Canadian border and I aint going anywhere buddy

Bucketman

January 25th, 2006

11:47:57 PM CST

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Also...I would probably consider Canada as "cool" if you got rid of the damn French

Gmmr04

January 26th, 2006

1:12:41 AM CST

(0)

CANADA SUCKS!

humvee2800

January 26th, 2006

4:18:25 PM CST

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i love how ytmnd carrys tso many idiots who cant even carry a conversation but say either you suck or canada sucks...Ouch... not that ytmnds bad mind you(It rocks :)) its just it seems too attract so many noobs who dont know that canada is far better then

DarthMeatloaf

January 26th, 2006

9:47:25 PM CST

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Holy sh*t, I can't believe that you people laugh your asses off at "n*gg* stole my bike," but when someone makes a joke about Canada the gloves come off. Take a damn joke.

AssDisaster

July 11th, 2006

12:19:54 AM CDT

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Someone said it earlier, would've been funnier when the exchange was higher.

ciwy

August 22nd, 2006

7:59:28 PM CDT

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