stretch armstrong toy is dangerous!
Created on: February 2nd, 2006
stretch armstrong toy is dangerous!
Sylvester 
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i found this article online, i used to have a stretch armstrong doll, but i didnt know it was this dangerous.
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machino
February 2nd, 2006
8:32:57 PM CST
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Well f*cking don't put it in the oven or wrap it around your head.
Renko
February 2nd, 2006
8:34:36 PM CST
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Does this mean anyone with both a Stretch Armstrong and an oven be a suspected terrorist?
caligo
February 2nd, 2006
8:35:21 PM CST
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the onion = awesome
gdub
February 2nd, 2006
8:35:30 PM CST
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sucks
Mech
February 2nd, 2006
8:40:10 PM CST
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I had one of those. It's all true.
KewlKanadianKids
February 2nd, 2006
8:40:21 PM CST
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I KNEW IT!
AmonPaaradul
February 2nd, 2006
8:48:05 PM CST
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So, putting a radioactive Stretch Armstrong is the cause of mental retardation; or was it a symptom?
Artacus
February 2nd, 2006
8:48:16 PM CST
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Someone want to prove this article wrong?
ashburn247
February 2nd, 2006
8:55:14 PM CST
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its from the onion so its a joke. you can see some of the url in the pic.
AmonPaaradul
February 2nd, 2006
8:55:27 PM CST
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I would prove this article wrong, but I have neither a Stretch Armstrong nor the desire to turn into a retard. Besides, the microwave's like, out in the kitchen.
Dreadling
February 2nd, 2006
8:55:48 PM CST
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Radioactive explosion? O rly?
AmonPaaradul
February 2nd, 2006
8:57:27 PM CST
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Oh really? I find The Onion to be a far more informative news source than CNN or the Washington Post. I mean, who else would get to the bottom of why none of our local leaders have prepared for the inevitable zombie epidemic (http://preparedzom.ytmnd.co
ashburn247
February 2nd, 2006
8:57:29 PM CST
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also, the last few lines talk about counting to 10 mississippi.
ashpoop
February 2nd, 2006
8:57:55 PM CST
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I used to have one of those f*cking things.
xxblindchildxx
February 2nd, 2006
9:03:30 PM CST
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I actually ate quite abit of my stretch armstrong doll. One you break the skin underneath is like this clear stretchy stuff. It kinda taste alittle like toffee if I remember rightly. Article must be a lie, coz I turned out fine. lol.
xxblindchildxx
February 2nd, 2006
9:05:14 PM CST
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...oh apart from my exceptionally large penis.
nutnics
May 21st, 2006
5:55:48 AM CDT
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You know..for kids...
scorpkris
June 22nd, 2006
2:59:20 PM CDT
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I want one
LambOftheDog
July 26th, 2006
3:29:08 PM CDT
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Upvote ftw!
CaptainObvious
November 17th, 2006
4:23:44 AM CST
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you sir, are a winner
nightrose
January 11th, 2007
9:29:35 PM CST
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source: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28681
PCF
March 22nd, 2007
10:56:58 PM CDT
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f*ck u narv