Letter About Safety Not Guaranteed Person
Created on: February 4th, 2006
Letter About Safety Not Guaranteed Person

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February 4th, 2006
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somethnig tells me its fake but ill 5 it any way
February 4th, 2006
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f*ckING HILARIOUS!
February 4th, 2006
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Dont start this f*cking fad
February 4th, 2006
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5'd for hilarity.
February 4th, 2006
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I'm so sorry...please tell Dwane I'm sorry for laughing at him. /cry
February 4th, 2006
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If your really allen jones, PROVE IT
February 4th, 2006
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Damn, I can't believe we all laughed at him like that. I feel like sh*t for NEVER GOING WITH HIM, BUT I'LL GO NOW im soo sorry!
February 4th, 2006
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you can't get much better than this
February 4th, 2006
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I'm sorry, but I do not have any pictures of proof on me right now. I could provide some in a couple of weeks, but now is no good. I could scan my driver's license if you want
February 4th, 2006
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no way
February 4th, 2006
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Why don't you just TIME TRAVEL A WEEK AHEAD AND GET A PICTURE? That is, if you don't mind the safety risks.
February 4th, 2006
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I told you, MY BROTHER CANNOT TIME TRAVEL. He has several serious mental conditions which make him think that he can do crazy things, like travel in time
February 4th, 2006
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Well done music :D
February 4th, 2006
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0 for suck.
February 4th, 2006
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This is hysterical. My favorite part is about the blood clots in the hair roots.
February 4th, 2006
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5'd for being the first to do this and actually doing it quite well.
February 4th, 2006
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NO WAY HIS NAME IS DWANE JONES?!? SWEET!!
February 4th, 2006
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this fad sucks because it take enitrely too long to find out somthing is not funny.
February 4th, 2006
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awesome
February 4th, 2006
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5.
February 4th, 2006
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Great parody
February 4th, 2006
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OMGZ! THAT'S RACIST!
February 4th, 2006
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So is it safe then?
February 4th, 2006
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I can't imagine you using the Scarface music if this is actually supposta be legit
February 4th, 2006
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Considering the name inconsistencies (Dwane - Duane), and the barber paranoia comment, I don't habeeb it for a second.
February 4th, 2006
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5'd for out of tune FF6
February 4th, 2006
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lololol you win at internet
February 4th, 2006
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if you want to be taken seriously, i suggest you not use a name like DancinJesus
February 4th, 2006
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This is an instant classic, take that Allen Peppers!
February 5th, 2006
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you broke my life
February 5th, 2006
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OWNED BITCH
February 5th, 2006
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Oh come on, like he would name this YTMND that he created Leter to Safety not Guaranteed Person and switch Forever Rachel to Scarface like that....
February 5th, 2006
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rofl too bad the picture doesn't go with the article. classic failure.
February 5th, 2006
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God, you guys are dumb as f*ck huh?
February 5th, 2006
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so good
February 5th, 2006
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zomg its fake
February 5th, 2006
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lol, a nice parody of ze peppers
February 5th, 2006
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Needs more jokes
February 5th, 2006
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Good use of music, but it's gonna start yet another fad.
February 5th, 2006
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Ungodly.
February 5th, 2006
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He spells the name "Dwane" and "Duane." -3
February 5th, 2006
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http://sngebay.ytmnd.com/
February 5th, 2006
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Man, you're right. I've deleted all my Safety Not Guarenteed YTMNDs. I hope you all do the same. Dwayne is a human being!
February 5th, 2006
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No DUH it's fake, but he wasn't the first to do it, I don't think. I've seen one or maybe two fake letter sites already. But the point is, it's fake and hilarious. =D
February 5th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 5th, 2006
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FAKE :(
February 5th, 2006
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I just don't believe it's real, but it's pretty good and the sound is great.
February 5th, 2006
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I like it.
February 5th, 2006
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this is as funny as gorilla throwing sh*t at an old woman! FAD'D! wait... plz dont make this a fad, its too much reading to do on one ytmnd every single day
February 5th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
February 5th, 2006
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5'd for uzi9mm's comment
February 5th, 2006
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
February 5th, 2006
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ROFLf*ckINGCOPTER at everyone who thinks this is intended to be SERIOUS.
February 5th, 2006
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hehe, great job with the music
February 5th, 2006
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Winned.
February 5th, 2006
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ahaha 5. nice job.
February 5th, 2006
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this is looking to be a good fad.......http://samusdidintsaythemagicword.ytmnd.com/
February 5th, 2006
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ahaha
February 5th, 2006
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5'd for teh music.
February 5th, 2006
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Take that, Allen Peppers!
February 5th, 2006
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the joe dirt made me 5 it
February 5th, 2006
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funniest ytmnd i have seen in months! 5 for awesomeness. people who think this is real, get up on the times.
February 5th, 2006
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Sucks, bad ripoff of the allen peppers site.
February 5th, 2006
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the music is awesome haha, best part.
February 5th, 2006
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Congratulations, you f*cking WIN.
February 5th, 2006
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I keep making myself feel horrible but omg ..it's still funny damnit!!!!!! it's stil funny!!
February 5th, 2006
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Letter=okay. Music= 10'd.
February 5th, 2006
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THATS BULL sh*t! FIRST YOU SPELLED IT DWANE, THEN DUANE! LIAR!
February 5th, 2006
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I hate huge dumbasses. And by "hate" I mean "love", and by "dumbasses" I mean "this ytmnd".
February 5th, 2006
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5. Nice music change ftw.
February 5th, 2006
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would have been better if you tried recruiting people instead.
February 5th, 2006
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so many parts of this are worthy of 5. "a true to life Joe Dirt" and "blood clots that prevent even the smallest amount of class" are great.
February 5th, 2006
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*weeps* ... Now I must delete my mullet-man site. I am truly sorry. Please tell your brother I love him.
February 5th, 2006
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Hey !!! you spelled it DWAYNE once and then DUANE! .. .what gives? YOUR A FAKE! (..lol but i'm not going to one you for it)
February 5th, 2006
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PROVE IT LOL
February 5th, 2006
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Dancin Jesus FTW! LUEshi FTW!
February 5th, 2006
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This is some awesome sh*t, you win!
February 5th, 2006
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Hilarious!
February 5th, 2006
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5 for that line about blood clots forming around his brain, leaving him unable to perform anything with class :D. Too funny!
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AMAZING MUSIC FADE
February 5th, 2006
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lolololololololololol
February 5th, 2006
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FTW!!!!
February 5th, 2006
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fake
February 5th, 2006
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nicely done!
February 5th, 2006
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oh my lord... this is brilliant
February 5th, 2006
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I sense I very fine fad coming on.
February 5th, 2006
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HEY OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS FAKE OMG OMG IT'S SO LAME HE SPELLED DUANE WRONG LIKE 5 TIMES OMG FAKER. Seriously, you fvck-tards. Eat sh*t, this is funny.
February 5th, 2006
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LOL freat parody this is the funniest thing i have read since the bauman emails also tell some of these people this is a fake.
February 5th, 2006
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+5 for barber paranoia
February 5th, 2006
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I cant believe people are actually taking this seriously, its fak ON PURPOSE! go read the allen peppers letter, you dumbf*cks.
February 5th, 2006
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If it wasn't for the song transition, this would be nothing.
February 5th, 2006
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Great parady
February 5th, 2006
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5'd for the idiots thinking this is real
February 5th, 2006
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no one spells dwane that way.
February 5th, 2006
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brilliant
February 5th, 2006
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5'd pure genius
February 5th, 2006
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Win for parody!
February 5th, 2006
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Brilliant!
February 5th, 2006
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Excellentttt
February 5th, 2006
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Makin fun of BP -1000000000000000000000000000000000000 makin fun of that guy + 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
February 5th, 2006
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OH MY f*ckING GOD YOU OWN.
February 5th, 2006
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Barber paranoia?LOL!
February 5th, 2006
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5 for the idiots who believed people actually thought this was real, and who struggle with the concept of PARODY.
February 5th, 2006
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Btw, this isn't real and I have proof. I looked up the IP of the user who submitted DancinJesus' "drivers license" and it was sent from a computer in my college campus.
February 5th, 2006
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Respect to Dwane
February 5th, 2006
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I then checked the surveillance cameras from the campus library during the exact hour the file was sent, and located the person, who turned out to be me. It was at that point that I realized I had tracked my own IP instead of Dancin Jesus' IP. I cried.
February 5th, 2006
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dwayne jones lol
February 5th, 2006
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and once again, stupid relatives ruin someones chances at becoming a god
February 5th, 2006
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Very awesome. The only thing I would suggest is to make the FF music part longer. It's so awesome when you first hear the changeover, but it would be cool if you got used to the FF music first.
February 5th, 2006
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i bursted out laughing when the music changed :D
February 5th, 2006
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wait,
February 5th, 2006
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5 for the music
February 5th, 2006
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Completely brilliant. I'm laughing as I type this. The truth about Safety Not Guaranteed FTW!
February 5th, 2006
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It would be nice if some people actually did some research before 1ing people's sites. THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL. It is not "forged", idiot. It is a parody of the fake Allen Peppers letter.
February 5th, 2006
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rofl win
February 5th, 2006
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Haha Dwane is GOd!
February 5th, 2006
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lol i was about to send off for a time machine as well...
February 5th, 2006
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too much reading
February 5th, 2006
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safety sux, scarface sux, final fantasy emo sux, but put them together and push it to the lulz... 3'd
February 5th, 2006
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make it loop better
February 5th, 2006
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i doubt this is real
February 5th, 2006
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BARBER PARANOIA = FAILS HARD
February 5th, 2006
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yes
February 5th, 2006
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Hilarious.
February 5th, 2006
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the sound was very well done
February 5th, 2006
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stupid
February 5th, 2006
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nope
February 5th, 2006
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needs the pick so dumb people know what its about
February 5th, 2006
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DUDE! BEST YTMND EVAR!
February 5th, 2006
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LOL U PWNER
February 5th, 2006
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I can't belive some people on this comments page don't understand the concept of parody...
February 5th, 2006
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Never mind though, that's partly why it's funny.
February 5th, 2006
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5 for the people who thought it was real/are telling other people it's fake
February 5th, 2006
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some people just don't understand parodies
February 5th, 2006
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^_____^
February 5th, 2006
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I AM BELIEVE YUO!
February 5th, 2006
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You pushed it to the limit. 5'd
February 5th, 2006
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five period
February 5th, 2006
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Someone get Boomaga to read this one aloud, and add a "LAWL".
February 5th, 2006
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The letter is a little long, but the music switch is f*cking great. 5'd!
February 5th, 2006
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5 for making fun of Allen Peppers.
February 5th, 2006
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omg I'm so sorry I've deleted all my safety not guaranteed ytmnds and I apologize... NOT! 5'd
February 5th, 2006
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5 for the music.
February 5th, 2006
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These stupid letters from fad victums concerned family members are getting old. It wasn't even funny the first time, why should it be funny now?
February 5th, 2006
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Great!!
February 5th, 2006
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Win.
February 5th, 2006
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Bad grammar(mine ain't great either),but funny as hell.
February 5th, 2006
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okay but these long letter ones are getting a tiny bit old
February 5th, 2006
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instant +5 for carrying on the fad i started with picard, +eleventy billion for the music
February 5th, 2006
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:D:D:D Funny as hell. +5!!!
February 5th, 2006
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lol
February 5th, 2006
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HAHAHA!
February 5th, 2006
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FKAE! lol 5'd for that fading music
February 5th, 2006
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I am feeling unlimited joy
February 5th, 2006
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hahah safety guy is my favourite fad on YTMND!! SAFETY FTW!
February 5th, 2006
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Text doesnt make sence. Dwane, Duane. Disorder, alleged disorder. Paranoid hyperactive..., Barber paranoia. Text is kinda cluttered in parts... Anyway I still laughed.
February 5th, 2006
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Are they bad enough dudes to start a YTMND fad??
February 5th, 2006
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This is amazing!
February 5th, 2006
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Oh this is just mean, dont be a dick about the peppers thing.
February 5th, 2006
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Are you really Allen Jones? Oh man, I feel so bad for laughing at him. I wish there was something I could do...
February 5th, 2006
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do any of you remeber Allen Peppers? Brians supoosed brother,
February 5th, 2006
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"Blood clots have formed in his hair roots" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
February 5th, 2006
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Really funny, but the quality could have been better. These letter ytmnds are going to be a fad now.
February 5th, 2006
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This is gayer than AIDs.
February 5th, 2006
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a perfect parody
February 5th, 2006
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Good work, DJ. And LOL at the people suspecting it's fake.
February 5th, 2006
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I AM NAWT BELEEV YUO MULLET MAN IS TEH OWN
February 5th, 2006
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Okay, so we stop making fun of Brian Peppers, but we keep nodding back to it by making fun of a letter? Just stop.
February 5th, 2006
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This is beautiful.
February 5th, 2006
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First letter ripoff that actually made me laugh.
February 5th, 2006
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LOLMG I NO U FAKED DIS WAY TO LIE AND FAKE YTMDN S *sshole f*ck YOU!!!!!!!!
February 5th, 2006
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Audio is cool
February 5th, 2006
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hahahahahah omg
February 5th, 2006
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Awesome.
February 5th, 2006
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Nice.
February 5th, 2006
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lol, this is just dupe from the peppers letter
February 5th, 2006
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BURM IN HELL MOTHERf*ckER
February 5th, 2006
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lmfao awesome
February 5th, 2006
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5ed for music! NIcely done!
February 5th, 2006
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The difference is: DJ made the first Brian Peppers YTMND.
February 5th, 2006
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I don't get it.
February 5th, 2006
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LIES! ALL LIES!
February 5th, 2006
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good parody
February 5th, 2006
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5 for awesome music starts off slow and sad THEN BAM PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT WALK ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE
February 5th, 2006
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The guy in the letter is lying, because the ad that said time travel didnt have the picture of the mullet guy in the beginning. It was photoshopped on there, so this gets a 1 for being false info.
February 5th, 2006
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Time travel totally kicks ass.
February 5th, 2006
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too many words
February 5th, 2006
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Sound makes it.
February 5th, 2006
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it's satire. and no one gets that.
February 5th, 2006
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I'm going to hell for laughing at this; and you're coming with me.
February 5th, 2006
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Jesus loves you
February 5th, 2006
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HEY WAIT A MINUTE i noticed some spots where it was EXACTLY like the Allen Peppers note, showing it's fake
February 5th, 2006
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hilarious
February 5th, 2006
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i like how the music changes
February 5th, 2006
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Excellent, the remix is priceless. Genius... Fad on!!!
February 5th, 2006
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How f*cking stupid can people be? "OMG IT'S A FAKE!!" No sh*t?
February 5th, 2006
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GUYS, I THINK HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH!
February 5th, 2006
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Never realised the extent of stupid people on here. With their "its fake lol" comments, of course it's f*cking fake it's a mockery! YOU WIN!
February 5th, 2006
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5'd for music
February 5th, 2006
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5, for spiting Allen Peppers and having awesome music.
February 5th, 2006
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Barber Paranoia and music changing, also I just saw that you're dancin' Jesus= Insta'5
February 5th, 2006
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Music = WIN D
February 5th, 2006
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lol i smell a new fad
February 5th, 2006
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4 because it just rocks, but is wrong in some sorta way... and the 5 because people actually wonder if it's true, lol
February 5th, 2006
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You people are so cruel. WE HAVE TO STOP THE WANTON ABUSE AND RAPE OF THIS POOR MAN! :(
February 5th, 2006
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lmao no sh*t its fake =P its an exact copy with a few changes of the supposed brother of brian peppers' letter. nice job man :D 5d's
February 5th, 2006
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hahah genious
February 5th, 2006
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ahahahahha!!!
February 5th, 2006
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roflbrothel
February 5th, 2006
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Really well written letter... and the music just completely won me over. Yes people, this is as fake as fake can get, that's the point of it.
February 5th, 2006
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5 simply for the music change
February 5th, 2006
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This is so unfunny its not even funny.
February 5th, 2006
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I already did this damnit.... ok maybe yours is better.. :( -1 for jelousy.
February 5th, 2006
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The music alone made me log in to 5 this
February 5th, 2006
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LOL...k these letters are getting gay....
February 5th, 2006
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Hahaha, I think Allen is a fake, but the Peppers fad is bad, but this is still hilarious.
February 5th, 2006
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YOU F*CKING WIN GOOD DAY SIR
February 5th, 2006
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This is a damn lie and you know it. Me and Dwane are working hard to prevent the Tyrannosaurus Uprising of 82,302,966 B.C., and THIS is the thanks he gets?
February 5th, 2006
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love the sounds.
February 5th, 2006
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I laughed.
February 5th, 2006
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Funny
February 5th, 2006
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HAHAHA, YES. You get a 5 from me you clever mofo ;)
February 5th, 2006
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"Dwayne has absolutely NOT done this before." out of 5.
February 5th, 2006
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don't ruin the original with a sh*tty fad, for the love of god.
February 5th, 2006
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ROFL
February 5th, 2006
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ahh, this the blossoming of an entirely new fad all together.
February 5th, 2006
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That's so wrong... XD
February 5th, 2006
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Hehe. So obviously fake. The pic was added after the ad, silly peoples. :) The guy in the pic is NOT the person that put out the ad.
February 5th, 2006
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Still hillarious, though. ◄XD
February 5th, 2006
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That is surely one of the Top YTMND! I laughed so much, thank you! Push it to the limit ;)
February 5th, 2006
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heh heh allen peppers fad... ytmnd is resourceful indeed
February 5th, 2006
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YOU CAN TAKE BRIAN PEPPERS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MULLET GUY AWAY FROM ME
February 5th, 2006
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*begins a slow clap*
February 5th, 2006
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You win the internet.
February 5th, 2006
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You win at the Internet!
February 5th, 2006
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February 5th, 2006
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Jesus Christ... this is sad but now here comes another f*cking lawsuit against YTMND and all of the safety YTMND's will be deleted
February 5th, 2006
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THIS IS A HOAX
February 5th, 2006
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u just ruined the safety not guarenteed fad
February 5th, 2006
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People believe this is real.. Morons
February 5th, 2006
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+4 for safety not being garunteed, and +1 for spinoff of the BP Soap opera stuff last week.
February 5th, 2006
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I smell a new fad.
February 5th, 2006
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NOW THATS GREAT!!
February 5th, 2006
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Ouch
February 5th, 2006
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it's fake the original ad didnt even have a picture with it dumbasses
February 5th, 2006
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5 for sound
February 5th, 2006
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nice
February 5th, 2006
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AWESOME.
February 5th, 2006
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WE. HAVE. A. WINNER.
February 5th, 2006
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+1209387123098123 exp.
February 5th, 2006
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hmm there seems to be alot of allens lately..
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