Sonic Gives Playstation 3 Advice (Featuring Giant Enemy Crab)

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May 21st, 2006
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I dont know what to say, but I like it
May 21st, 2006
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FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
July 26th, 2007
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*ahem*
May 21st, 2006
(1)
lol da best!!!!
May 21st, 2006
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The end is a bit too random, clean it up for 5
May 21st, 2006
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lol'd
May 21st, 2006
(1)
FIVE-HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE DOLLARS
May 21st, 2006
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lol! You've attacked ytmnd's weakpoint for massive damage! I really hope this fad catches on.
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RIIIIDGE RACERRRRR
May 21st, 2006
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Then, you get out of there!
May 21st, 2006
(1)
sony, lol
May 21st, 2006
(1)
ROFLMAO.
May 21st, 2006
(0)
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
May 21st, 2006
(1)
599 U.S. DOLLARS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE! RIIIDGE RACER!
May 21st, 2006
(1)
That was the most retarded thing ever.
May 21st, 2006
(1)
My name compliments this YTMND ;)
May 21st, 2006
(1)
So here's this GIANT ENEMY CRAB
May 21st, 2006
(2)
I swear the Massive Damage wont be dropped for years lol
May 21st, 2006
(1)
hahaha f*ckin great.
May 21st, 2006
(1)
was going to 1 this for being a stupidly old fad but it turned out to be kinda funny
May 21st, 2006
(1)
UNIVERSE TIER
May 21st, 2006
(1)
i fell out of my chair
May 21st, 2006
(1)
ROFL
May 21st, 2006
(1)
oh snap...
May 21st, 2006
(0)
Went on way too long with no new jokes. The first part was brilliant, though.
May 21st, 2006
(1)
ridge racer
May 21st, 2006
(1)
May 21st, 2006
(3)
There is NOTHING cooler than giant enemy crab!
May 21st, 2006
(1)
Ridge Raiser! Riiiidge Raiser!
May 21st, 2006
(1)
ahahahaha
May 21st, 2006
(1)
ZOMG ENEMY CRAB RIDGE RAISER!
May 21st, 2006
(0)
Good one.
May 21st, 2006
(0)
Would have been a five except you put in way too many "and then you say"s at the end. Don't just blindly quote like that.
May 21st, 2006
(0)
Yeah, but I don't think it would have been as funny without Kaz Hirai going "RIIIDGE RACERRR!!!" at the end.
May 21st, 2006
(1)
Simply the best, I've never laughed so hard at sony or a ytmnd! M-m-m-multikill!
May 22nd, 2006
(1)
massive damage
May 23rd, 2006
(1)
Oh yeah. Giant enemy crab.
May 24th, 2006
(1)
k-awesome. Get rid of the part at tne end where you once again say the whole crab and damage thing. I can live with the rest.
May 25th, 2006
(1)
This got kinda bad towards the end, but 5'd for the rest :-D
May 26th, 2006
(1)
I love you.
May 28th, 2006
(1)
GODLY.
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For great justice? No, more like for massive damage.
June 3rd, 2006
(1)
hahahaha
June 3rd, 2006
(1)
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
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http://crabgetspwned.ytmnd.com
June 6th, 2006
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If you guys like this, check out my official music video that I made for the whole press conference: http://www.hypersaxon.com/ps3vid.wmv
June 8th, 2006
(1)
LOL, Why does Sony torture it's Reps by making them say such gay things?
June 8th, 2006
(1)
I approve of this message.
June 9th, 2006
(1)
People in my office are asking me wtf is making me laugh so loud. I just sent this link to the whole office. :)
June 16th, 2006
(1)
Sonic = instant '5
June 20th, 2006
(0)
needs more ridge racer
June 20th, 2006
(1)
Attack. Its. Weak. Point. For. Massive. Damage. My illiterate 6-year-old cousin has better skill in speech. Also need to make the ending better.
June 21st, 2006
(1)
lol nice
June 22nd, 2006
(1)
lol I like it. widge wacer. wiiidge waaacer!
June 26th, 2006
(1)
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 28th, 2006
(1)
lmao $599! $599! $599!
June 28th, 2006
(1)
$599 For Massive Damage or £500+ For the Fail
June 28th, 2006
(0)
ANTI PS3 = AUTOMATIC 5!!1!!!!! gaint enema carbs masive damag FTW!!!
June 29th, 2006
(1)
I was about to soffocate! XD
July 2nd, 2006
(1)
"Nobody has the right to attack it's weakpoint for massive damage unless you want them to."
July 3rd, 2006
(1)
Oh My Lol.
July 3rd, 2006
(0)
THEN, ya say WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNG!!!
July 4th, 2006
(1)
Theny ou say '599 US dollars'...
July 7th, 2006
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APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
July 7th, 2006
(1)
You know if you move your head left and right it looks like the tree leaves and the claws are moving. 3-D effect FTW.
July 7th, 2006
(1)
The ending was priceless, and so was the 599 US Dollars thing. Fav'ed!
July 12th, 2006
(1)
there's nothing more cool than a giant enemy crab
July 12th, 2006
(1)
Easy 5, but -1 for no "And then ya get outta there!"
July 13th, 2006
(1)
lol
July 15th, 2006
(1)
5'd hard
(1)
laughed my *ss off at the end
July 19th, 2006
(1)
So there were giant enemy crabs in acient japan?
July 21st, 2006
(1)
This was a 3 star YTMND until the end. XD
July 22nd, 2006
(1)
GIANT EMENY CRAP
July 24th, 2006
(1)
The sexual euphemism, is flawless.
July 24th, 2006
(1)
I logged in just to 5 this.
July 24th, 2006
(0)
Wow, this is like the highest rated site I've got. Ironic, since I think it's one of the least impressive of the ones I've done. But oh well, can't argue :P
July 31st, 2006
(-1)
Sonic never says "then, ya get outta there!" DENIED.
July 31st, 2006
(1)
it's ridge racer. riiiiiidge racer!
August 1st, 2006
(0)
Okay, seriously, WHO THE f*ck CARES IF SONIC DOESN'T SAY "And then, yea get outta there!" God, you f*cking f*ggots have to come up with dumb queer reasons to downvote sh*t.
August 10th, 2006
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FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS are going to be the PS3's WEAK POINT and Sony's financial department will take MASSIVE DAMAGE, even RIIIIDGE RAAAAACER! won't be able to save it.
March 16th, 2009
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
August 10th, 2006
(1)
What the f3ck?!? xD
August 12th, 2006
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GENGI 2 is an asshin game basd on japenese histery
August 12th, 2006
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so hears thes giant enemy craaa...and you...attack...its weakpoint...for massif dammige
August 12th, 2006
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ALSO CAUKS F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK
August 12th, 2006
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asgflkg;klfds SPELLINGERRORSLOL kljfahalkdsojkkjfjfafaffdasfdsafdasdsfa
August 13th, 2006
(1)
MASSIVE DAMAGE!
August 21st, 2006
(1)
HYPER SAXON!!! Holy crap I didn't know you made this. Nice job and yes this is the britzman from sega.
August 21st, 2006
(0)
YES!!! ps3 sucks
August 21st, 2006
(0)
5 for Jaleel White
August 21st, 2006
(1)
Attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
August 24th, 2006
(1)
YES
August 26th, 2006
(0)
I'm not getting a PS3, but this fad is just annoying. Put a few phrases into what Sonic says, and it's funny? Not to me.
August 27th, 2006
(0)
lol, sony fails
(1)
needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "S
August 31st, 2006
(0)
No...
September 1st, 2006
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ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR RIDGE RACER!
September 9th, 2006
(0)
the length killed the joke.
September 9th, 2006
(1)
The hell!?
September 9th, 2006
(1)
LOL!!! I love the sound edit
September 9th, 2006
(1)
5d your weak point for massive damage also US$599 also Ridge Racer
September 9th, 2006
(1)
YUO FORGOT POLEND!
September 9th, 2006
(1)
September 9th, 2006
(1)
i c wat u did thar.
September 9th, 2006
(1)
F*cking amazing for massive damage.
September 9th, 2006
(1)
Giant Enemy Crab is the best new fad. Great work with the sonic advice.
September 9th, 2006
(1)
lol
September 9th, 2006
(1)
ancient battles which actually took place in japanese history. so here's this giant enemy crab...
September 9th, 2006
(1)
The giant enemy crab's weakpoint is Ridge Racer. RIIIDGE RACERRRRR!
September 9th, 2006
(1)
599 dollars 599 dollars 599 dollars
September 9th, 2006
(0)
You missed Sonic's last line and the lenght is to much. Ghey.
September 9th, 2006
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Playstation 3. Attack its weak point for 599 US dollars.
September 9th, 2006
(0)
So there's this GIANT ENEMY CRAB.
September 9th, 2006
(0)
lol
September 9th, 2006
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RIIIIDGE RACER !!!!
September 9th, 2006
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That made little sense. There is just to much of everything. Besides Sonic's consoles got f*cked so no advice from that guy.
September 9th, 2006
(0)
-1 for missing "then you get outa there"
September 9th, 2006
(0)
massive damage
September 9th, 2006
(0)
best one yet! then you say:... then you say:... then you say:... hahahahaha
September 9th, 2006
(0)
is that it?
September 9th, 2006
(0)
is anybody else getting tired of this fad..
September 9th, 2006
(0)
forgot poland.
September 9th, 2006
(0)
THEN YOU GTFO!
September 9th, 2006
(0)
proof that the Sonic Sez fad can never die
September 9th, 2006
(0)
There should be a giant crab boss in a future Sonic game, be it Rivals, Next-Gen or Wild Fire/Secret of the Rings.
September 10th, 2006
(0)
I lol'd
September 10th, 2006
(0)
It's ridge racer.......RIDGE RACERRR!!!!!!!!
September 13th, 2006
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omg, haha
September 15th, 2006
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GIANT ENEMY CRABS FTW
September 18th, 2006
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September 18th, 2006
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lol @ sony
September 25th, 2006
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U MHUST A11ACK 1TS WEEK P01NT FUR M4SS1V3 D4M4G3 XD
October 1st, 2006
(0)
So you fight this giant ene-- aw, f*ck it.
October 6th, 2006
(0)
Might be the best Sonic-related YTMND ever.
November 15th, 2006
(0)
hahaha
November 19th, 2006
(0)
Down w/ the ps3.
November 22nd, 2006
(0)
you win.
December 17th, 2006
(0)
WHAT IS THIS SH*T AND WHERE IS THE WEAK POINT?
December 20th, 2006
(0)
That's no good. This YTMND however is "Giant Enemy Crab"! You win! 5'd and Fav'd!
December 26th, 2006
(0)
5'd for the ending
January 14th, 2007
(0)
Wow, this YTMND site is horrible. Why did you even put this on YTMND? 1'd, because seriously how can you people worship this failure/sh*t. You're a PS3 hater and thus I hate you f*g.
January 24th, 2007
(0)
^^^ I feel sorry for you for actually still thinking Sony is a good company.
February 7th, 2007
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"hit its weak point, for massive damage" - some wierd guy with no tone of voice when he shoudl be taking massive damage. Lol, grade A stuff.
February 25th, 2007
(-1)
Wow dude. I pity you for still thinking that you're cool. You're a huge f*g and you deserve to be shot. What makes the Playstation 3 any different from the Playstation 2? Besides the fact that the Playstation 3 is significantly more expensive doesn't make it any different. It has better games, better graphics and the best processor of all the new systems available. It beats the sh*t out of the Microsoft Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Wii. Easily. Seriously people, get off Nintendo's and Microsoft's dicks.
March 27th, 2007
(0)
April 1st, 2007
(-1)
Okay whatever you say JR5600, if you wanna pay $599 US Dollars on PS3 fine, go ahead while we all laugh at you and the rest of the idiots who buy it and then realize how aweful it is.
March 27th, 2007
(0)
I now understand this
April 10th, 2007
(0)
http://soniccrabremix.ytmnd.com/ this is the remix that I did of this site, if anyone's interested lol
May 6th, 2007
(0)
lololol
July 8th, 2007
(0)
this took actually took place
November 1st, 2007
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5ed
January 9th, 2009
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7
January 13th, 2010
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then ya say....
February 7th, 2012
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