Our movies are getting tangled in the Internets!
Senator Ted Stevens knows his Internets. Remember, these people are running our country.

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they sent me an internet? what a n00b.why don't you just take off your clothes and f*cking eat me?
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why don't you just take off your clothes and f*cking eat me?
July 4th, 2006
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why don't you just take off your clothes and f*cking eat me?
July 4th, 2006
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NewsFlash!!! THE SENATE IS FILLED WITH OLD FARTS!!! DEVELOPING...
July 4th, 2006
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ok
July 4th, 2006
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Ignorance is bliss?!
July 4th, 2006
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My internet tastes like catfood.
July 4th, 2006
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does this guy have any idea what the f*ck he's talking about?
July 4th, 2006
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Thehhthehhthhthehtte... ththtatthtat sucuucucuks :( (nice ytmnd tho :P)
July 4th, 2006
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who the f*ck is this douche?
July 4th, 2006
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THEY SEND ME THE WRONG INTerNET
July 4th, 2006
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he seems rather confused...people shouldnt be allowed to give speeches if they dont know what the f*ck they are talking about.
July 4th, 2006
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?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
July 4th, 2006
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my internet is broked! send me new internet!
July 4th, 2006
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Is it just me or does he sound plastered?
July 4th, 2006
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LOL, man, what a dumbass
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So that's why my own personal internet is so f*cked up. Thank you Ted Stevens.
July 4th, 2006
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I hate it when my intarwebs gets tangled
July 4th, 2006
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And what happens to y-y-your own PERSONAL INTERNET? I-I just the other day got--an internet was sent by MY staff at 10'o'clock the mornin on Friday; I got it YESTERDAY. WHY? Because it got TANGLED UP with all these things that going on the internet COMMERCIALLY.
July 4th, 2006
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waiting for him to yell "AL GORE BROKE MY INTERNETS"
July 4th, 2006
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Dear god, is he retarded? I hate when people pretend to have a clue...
July 4th, 2006
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rofl
July 4th, 2006
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OMG, inspriation! http://detangelyourinternets.ytmnd.com/
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lol, internets.
July 4th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
July 4th, 2006
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We're doomed.
July 4th, 2006
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it hurts listening to this guy.
July 4th, 2006
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NewsFlash!!! The internets cleared up this subject and reassured in a public statement that they do not give a sh*t. "Not a sh*t is given in this issue" a local internet said. "Not a single one"
July 4th, 2006
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This guy RULES.
July 4th, 2006
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lol elected representatives
July 4th, 2006
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Depressing.
July 4th, 2006
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Ted Stevens: Internet Expert
July 4th, 2006
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to think that it's men like him to make America's laws. You're all f*cked!
July 4th, 2006
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he got the internet sent to him!
July 4th, 2006
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"...that, um,eh...that place on the intermet!" =D
July 4th, 2006
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someone set us up the internets
July 4th, 2006
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inerinernet
July 4th, 2006
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I want to know what bunch of slack-jawed knucklef*ckers put this guy in office. That fact that he has no idea what the hell he's talking about is bad enough, but he can't even speak properly in the first place!
July 4th, 2006
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Senator Stevens seems to have confused email with the internet, the internet with a sewage system, and a sewage system with everything coming out of his mouth.
July 4th, 2006
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WTF!!!!
July 4th, 2006
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Ted Stevens: Lord of teh interweb lol
July 4th, 2006
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holy sh*t that man is stupid
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I can order 10 movies at once and they'll deliver them across the internets into my mailbox? That's AMAZING! But, he's right...what ABOUT my personal internets...that's a good question.
July 4th, 2006
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Holy sh*t does this guy know anything? Why do we always put retards in positions of power? It boggles the mind.
July 4th, 2006
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THEY SENT ME THE INTERNET AND I ONLY RECEIVED IT THIS MORNING@!
July 4th, 2006
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Lol someone's gotta send me a internet so I can see if it gets tangled with someone elses internet.
July 4th, 2006
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Then what happens to your own personal internet?
July 4th, 2006
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see, the problem with the American government is that it is run by old men who dont have a clue
July 4th, 2006
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we're all screwed. XD
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WHAT HE IS REALY TRYING TO SAY IS HE LIKES GOVERNMENT CONTROL OVER THE NET LIKE MMM OH LETS SAY CHINA, WHAT A COMMIE
July 4th, 2006
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I heard this on Ctrl+Alt+Del. It continues to sound stupid in verbal form. This man is a MORON! "INTERNETZ!"
July 4th, 2006
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These people make me even more happy that I'm not in the States.
July 4th, 2006
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What a f*cktoon. http://world2.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=31098439
July 4th, 2006
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Ted Stevens never fails to amaze me. How can you be that n00bish?
July 4th, 2006
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Wha?
July 4th, 2006
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what in the f*ck is he talking about?
July 4th, 2006
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Lol, president pro tempore. Oh, wait. That's not lol.
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he is senile.
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That guy is my hero.
July 4th, 2006
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I can barely understand him...
July 4th, 2006
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Like nobody here has ever had someone send them an internet that got tangled up.
July 4th, 2006
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wow...we need to just take everyone of these morons that are running our country right now out into the back yard, shoot them in the head, and start all over again.
July 4th, 2006
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stuttering problem
July 4th, 2006
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I thought I understood what he was talking about...but I'd really like to know what he meant when he said he was "sent the internet" by his staff. Pfft...at least he said stream
July 4th, 2006
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The challenge: Saying Internet as many times as possible. The Rules: You need to be a low IQ, politic based moron. Result: Success. Next time, hire people who know what the internet IS, and what the internet ISN'T, so you can figure what it IS and ISN'T.
July 4th, 2006
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"Next time send me a hard copy of the internets!
July 4th, 2006
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Why?
July 4th, 2006
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Full audio: http://media.publicknowledge.org/stevens-on-nn.mp3 Hopefully it doesn't get too tangled up on the tubes.
July 4th, 2006
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lololol. If I was old I'd actually learn about modern technology.
July 5th, 2006
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Hey Senator, you f*cking noob, GTFO
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...huh? o.o
July 5th, 2006
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You guys are so harsh on him. Apparently Comcast sent him a new internet and it arrived on Friday... hes just angry. Lighten up! :P
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PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT NO ONE OVER 18 KNOWS HOW TO USE THE INTERNET
July 7th, 2006
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lol
July 7th, 2006
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Obviously a pro at the internets....
July 7th, 2006
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Someone sent me an internet once, but it too got tangled up in the other commercial internet that delivers movies in the regular mail so that they can be streamed and downloaded from my own personal internet. I was mad too, because I had signed up through a subscription delivery monthly order change service.
July 11th, 2006
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oh my god someone please end his life.
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"The internets is a series of tubes..." LOL
July 11th, 2006
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TANGLED MOTHAF*CKA
July 11th, 2006
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i'm just waiting for ol Ted to say something again... longest in office repub senator FTL!!!
July 11th, 2006
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"T-T-T-T TODAY, JUNIOR!" --Billy Madison
July 13th, 2006
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And people wonder why our country is so f*cked up. Who the hell votes for someone like this?!
July 20th, 2006
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Radicals and idiots run this country because moderates and smart people have sh*t to do.
July 28th, 2006
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One could make so many hilarious YTMNDs using real sound clips from that guy.
July 31st, 2006
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Elderly people in power, FTL.
August 30th, 2006
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so THATS why my internets is so slow! XD
September 18th, 2006
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someone just needs to kick him in the throat
September 18th, 2006
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Think that guy taught my intro to computers class in college...
November 13th, 2006
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The internet!
December 16th, 2006
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January 8th, 2007
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His staff sent him an internet, which is now his own personal internet, but it got tangled up with all those other guys' internet, commercially. If his internet is used by he alone, how could he order movies? I smell foul play!
January 18th, 2007
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ya-yer ya-yer ya-yer own internets
January 22nd, 2007
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That's why I use wireless internet. No tangles. Ever.
January 22nd, 2007
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It is no wonder that he sides with the telecom companies on the net neutrality issue...he's a f*cking tool. We should have a maximum age limit for running the country. After a while, your mind goes along with your sanity. The sad part is that this cycle of electing morons into office will never end...