[Full] United States of Telemarketing Calls
Created on: July 17th, 2006
[Full] United States of Telemarketing Calls
"My United States of Telemarketing Calls" by me, this time I did the entire song. Special thanks to Sephiroth112688 for the original (crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com) and Liam Lynch for his song "United States of Whatever".

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July 17th, 2006
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even better than the original
July 17th, 2006
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-1 for rubbish lazy chorus, but you get that star back for the image. Well done!
July 17th, 2006
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This comment is ten words long but worth the read!
July 17th, 2006
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5 for TightenUpTheGraphics
July 17th, 2006
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i like
July 17th, 2006
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lolol probably very true, that would explain lots of things
July 17th, 2006
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Well done.
July 17th, 2006
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EVEN BETTER
July 17th, 2006
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5'd 5'd 5'd. I'd 10 it if I could I've listened to it at least 5 times and I still want more!
July 18th, 2006
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fav'd!
July 18th, 2006
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The united states of tighten up the graphics is better. But this was fun.
July 18th, 2006
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Right on.
July 18th, 2006
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5'd for the hundreds of women being gangraped by telemarketers.
July 18th, 2006
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Some telemarketters are female and I knew some of them. They didn't exactly strike me as being into lesbian gang rape
July 18th, 2006
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I 5'd the short version so I have no where else to go... I'm sorry :,(
July 18th, 2006
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really funny! lol
July 18th, 2006
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I never thought the telemarketer thing would be fad-worthy. Very surprising. Anyways, nicely done. :)
July 18th, 2006
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you win
July 18th, 2006
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I need a link to this song, I swear to god it could make millions.
July 18th, 2006
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united states of cloudsong was the pinnacle of this fad.
July 18th, 2006
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Guess what? No.
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lmao
July 18th, 2006
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Much, MUCH better :-)
July 18th, 2006
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yesssss
July 18th, 2006
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i usually give these Telemarket remakes what they deserve 2 and below, but this was catchy...
July 18th, 2006
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hahaha... this is one of those where i really wish i could vote more than one 5
July 18th, 2006
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5 for united states
July 18th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 18th, 2006
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lol
July 18th, 2006
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lol, perfect edit. 5'd.
July 18th, 2006
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5 for name.
July 18th, 2006
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I hope the bitch died after the call.
July 18th, 2006
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"2006-07-18 01:45:41 felinoid 5 stars Some telemarketters are female and I knew some of them. They didn't exactly strike me as being into lesbian gang rape" Mmm, lesbian gangrape...
July 18th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
July 18th, 2006
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Ab. So. Lute. Win.
July 18th, 2006
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CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF CHRISTIAN MAGIC!
July 18th, 2006
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YESSSSSSSS
July 18th, 2006
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It kind of sucks, to be honest. There are a lot funnier quotes you missed.
July 18th, 2006
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absolutely amazing
July 18th, 2006
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July 18th, 2006
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ROFL@ appendix... ok.
July 18th, 2006
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Even with all the rad remixes ytmnd has it's still funnyer sometimes to do a really choppy one like this
July 18th, 2006
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gangrape!
July 18th, 2006
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damn, excellent work son.
July 18th, 2006
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Best of the telemarketing spin-offs. Beautiful.
July 18th, 2006
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coludl have been done better
July 18th, 2006
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5'd
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you called meh numbah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I didn't hear no click.
July 18th, 2006
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Brilliant
July 18th, 2006
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better than the first one
July 18th, 2006
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You are worse than anything were fighting in Iraq.
July 18th, 2006
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ytmnd soundtrack vol 12 here you come!
July 18th, 2006
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"You are worse than anything we are fighting in Iraq!" -- "I don't mind, ma'am." WINS FOR ALEX!
July 18th, 2006
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LOL, nice edit!
July 18th, 2006
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I'd 5 this for a klondkie bar
July 18th, 2006
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freakin WIN
July 18th, 2006
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5 star for awesomeness
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"I never thought the telemarketer thing would be fad-worthy" After completely random fads like NEDM, you're surprised an easily-edited crazy phone call was fad worthy? XD
July 18th, 2006
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July 18th, 2006
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I like, even if I don't like the original that much.
July 18th, 2006
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"After completely random fads like NEDM, you're surprised an easily-edited crazy phone call was fad worthy? XD" Exactly. The thing is a gold mine of quotes.
July 18th, 2006
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superbe
July 18th, 2006
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5'd for pause after "it doesn't bother me, ma'am."
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I hope they play this song in court one day.
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damn I was about to upload the very same thing until I saw this T_T
July 20th, 2006
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win. "Okay..." was the best.
July 25th, 2006
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XD
July 27th, 2006
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very well put together, i comedic timing is nice.
July 28th, 2006
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I heard a click.
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Haha, this is great. unfortunately every time i hear that lady's voice i want to shove a bee's nest down her throat
July 31st, 2006
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This was better than slice bread! You win!
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Won.
August 1st, 2006
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nice
August 7th, 2006
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Well Played. I just hope they play this tape in court someday.
August 11th, 2006
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if you put a site with just the normal song, and any picture, i would 5 it as well... please do =)
August 12th, 2006
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Great work. This is one of the few United States parodies that make sense with the lyrics and sound clips.
August 14th, 2006
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Too bad you couldn't fit more hightlights in, but this was good.
September 2nd, 2006
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I logged on for the first time in a while to give this a 5. U win :)
September 4th, 2006
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fantastic haha
September 14th, 2006
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OMG, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. One of the best ytmnd's ever! You win!
September 20th, 2006
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"...I had a rupture cause telemarketing calls, and I was like, okay" too bad it took so long to get good, I'm sure that turned alot of people off this site
October 21st, 2006
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:>
November 29th, 2006
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1'd bitch
January 25th, 2007
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^f*ggot
February 11th, 2007
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Wow - u say that sites considered great are "random"; I disagree - this is original and it clearly took some effort and creativity to put together to sound as good as it does. 5.
June 16th, 2007
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So awesome.
January 4th, 2009
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