Awesome Milk *now with YTMND comments*
Created on: July 20th, 2006
Awesome Milk *now with YTMND comments*
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/103-8098102-5351821?ie=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=3370831 Post a comment! Thanks Neal!

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What the hell? XD
July 26th, 2007
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Volume 17 this sh*t
February 28th, 2008
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titty, today
July 20th, 2006
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WALRUSMAN Does not know art /sarcasm /sarcasm
July 20th, 2006
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lol wtf
July 20th, 2006
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HA HA HA, f*ck yeah
July 20th, 2006
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Too fast at times, and I cant't read with that annoying music in the background. Also, your text spills on the side and you can't read some of it. 3'd for mediocrity.
March 29th, 2007
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BOOOOO
July 20th, 2006
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you can't read that fast because your name is eric bauman
July 20th, 2006
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:D cute, i left a comment
July 20th, 2006
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hahahah
July 20th, 2006
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lol
July 20th, 2006
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funny.
July 20th, 2006
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I upvoted that milk
July 20th, 2006
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"Men of great knowledge must have...engineered this substance." SKEET SKEET.
July 20th, 2006
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This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Also, I posted a review (brian, age 7).
July 20th, 2006
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I feel the squid's pain... :'(
July 20th, 2006
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hehe I took part in the festivities! It'll probably be taken down, so here it is: "Tuscan Whole Milk does not come from a truck. It comes from a series of tubes from the the mammal ut utters. And what heppens to you you, own personal milk? I just the the other day whole milk was sent from my staff at 10 oclock on friday and I got it yesterday. WHY? Because it got tangled up with all these things that going on shopping market commercially! - Ted Stevens, Washington, DC"
July 20th, 2006
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2 for amazon selling milk +1 for user comments. +2 for the comment referencing apocalypse now.
July 20th, 2006
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Awesome! Thanks for leaving the comments on the milk everyone!
July 20th, 2006
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omg, I have never lol'ed as much as I did for the Apocalypse now quote.
July 20th, 2006
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done
July 20th, 2006
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No 1 today.
July 20th, 2006
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It was kinda hard to read, fixed that, let me know if anything else is messed up
July 20th, 2006
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lol at the Thirst Quenching Guaranteed post
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I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.
July 20th, 2006
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lol
July 20th, 2006
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CANT STOP LAUGHING
July 20th, 2006
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yeah
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You can put it on the board.. where my n*gg* at?
July 20th, 2006
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Comedy f*cking genius.
July 20th, 2006
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Cow's Milk gives cats diarrhea.
July 20th, 2006
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"you can't read that fast because your name is eric bauman" <-- Fived for that
July 20th, 2006
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hehe awesome
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Mine: I was expecting this milk to be a normal gallon of milk. I was too lazy to get up off of my chair and drive down to the store, so I just ordered this "Tuscan" stuff off of the internets. The package was delivered in a couple days, and to my surprise, it wasn't milk at all! It was cottage cheese! But let me tell you, this cottage cheese is special. It gave me the ability to squirt diarrhea out of my anus for 2 weeks straight. I lost 25 pounds! I now fit into my high school wardrobe!
July 20th, 2006
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mine: At first taste, this milk may seem to many to be the most heveanly beverage around, but don't be fooled. At great risk to my own personal health, I am here to warn you about the dark secret of this milk. Do not be fooled, fair citizens, this is not milk at all. This milk IS PEOPLE. that's right, it's all the peace protesters that Bush wrangled up, and liquified. "Why, then," you ask, "is it white? I'd imagine that ground human would be red or pinkish." well the answer to your question is: Bleach. That
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Damn, mine hasn't showed up yet
July 20th, 2006
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lol, great stuff guys, thanks!
July 21st, 2006
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Out-f*cking-standing. Me, Frank and Gunter pissed in my pants laughing.
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How long does it take for it to show up? I did say the word anus, do you think thats why it didnt show up?
July 21st, 2006
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My baby's new face? Plastic surgery is not for babies. 5'd.
July 21st, 2006
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SenatorJohnMcCain After you click preveiw on the next page there is a link that says create pen name, click that and then go through everything
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I did all that, it even says I made a review for it, im just wondering if they are holding me back for saying "anus" and "diarrhea"
July 21st, 2006
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Posted mine. I'M A SCIENTIST ! I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE ! IN SCIENCE !
July 21st, 2006
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Ahhh the joys of Amazon. =)
July 21st, 2006
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NETM
July 21st, 2006
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I love the internet. I really do.
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DOODS! CHECK OUT THE LATEST REVIEW BY WORLD FAMOUS VILLAN, LEX LUTHOR! tis mine. lollers
July 21st, 2006
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"I love the internet. I really do." you can thank Al Gore.
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Yay mine showed up!
July 21st, 2006
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yay, I sent you mine VIA PM
July 21st, 2006
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The lex luthor one is great. I got the PM, lol.
July 21st, 2006
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I like this one: This milk was so good I decided to show it to all the children in the neighborhood, I even added my own "special milk" to the great tuskan milk...^_^
July 21st, 2006
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AHHAHAHAH
July 21st, 2006
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i'm a fast reader and i agree with most of Eric--Bauman's comment
July 21st, 2006
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Just added mine. Hope it'll be up soon.
July 21st, 2006
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posted with obligatory hitoshi reference
July 21st, 2006
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OMG, this is so hilarious....I have an acct there and am on my way to posting....
July 21st, 2006
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I had to: "5'd for happy cat"...... :)
July 21st, 2006
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5'D for hilarious reviews!!!
July 21st, 2006
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5 because I love milk.
July 21st, 2006
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Damn, in hindsight, I should've put "no milk today" somewhere in the review.
July 21st, 2006
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mine's probably gonna be deleted but here it is: "Savant got me some of this milk off what she calls "the internet" and it's absolutely spiffing, old bean. Tasted like fresh sperm from my absolutely spiffing dick, then chilled with magic. Reccomended this to all the Temple Knights, and they just called me sick, but I say it's absolutely spiffing. I would sit on that park bench all day and drink this if my armor didn't have cum stains on it. Oh well. Sincierly, Sir Tiffy Cashien Head of the Temple Knigh
July 21st, 2006
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wow, someone at the supermarket is a dumbf*ck.
July 21st, 2006
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I posted mine about girlfriend's lactose intolerance
July 21st, 2006
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lol.
July 21st, 2006
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ha just read the Time Traveler one....lol, ....."5'd for happy cat" ftw
July 21st, 2006
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Here's my stupid post I put up there. WANTED: Somebody to buy milk on the internets with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 98663, Oakview, CA 93002. You'll get paid after we drink it. Must bring your own weapons and be able to crawl through a series of tubes. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. And just as a stupid FYI, the PO Box is what YTMND turns out to be on a telephone pad.
July 21st, 2006
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Great stuff...
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And mine was just about cocaine... how sad. :(
July 21st, 2006
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sweet
July 21st, 2006
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OUR MILK... IS AN AWESOME MILK!
July 21st, 2006
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apes ruled the earth.. pretty funny.
July 21st, 2006
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i wish the milk man would deliver my milk. in the myornin
July 21st, 2006
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"Out-f*cking-standing. Me, Frank and Gunter pissed in my pants laughing." Um, were you all in your pants at the time or did you pass them around?
July 21st, 2006
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SUPER DUPER #1 YTMND walrusman you dumbass
July 21st, 2006
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I had a lot of fun.
July 21st, 2006
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Somebody needs to write one on how it's seems to be defective and won't go into your nipples.
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I don't really see the humor. sry
July 21st, 2006
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Now that's Chomedy...
July 21st, 2006
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To fast at times, its bloody funny tho
July 21st, 2006
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The review is coming up!
July 21st, 2006
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lawl
July 21st, 2006
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Hahahahah, oh man that is great.
July 21st, 2006
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Lol, i made a fanciful comment, but i liked the baby one the best... i lol'd 5/5 (I'm JJ Prower on amazon)
July 21st, 2006
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Tuscan milk. They travel in single file to conceal their numbers.
July 21st, 2006
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This is the work of an evil genius, or an insane sea otter... I'm not sure.
July 21st, 2006
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liked it, but a thousand ytmnders (lemmings) heading over to amazon to add more comments, is just lame.
July 21st, 2006
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"My baby's new face burst into flames" 5'd just for that.
July 21st, 2006
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Didn't add a comment but printed a PDF of 62 comments to my desktop for later perusal... maybe while drinking a cool glass of TUSCAN MILK
July 21st, 2006
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15th
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lol, tony danza
July 21st, 2006
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pretty funny
July 21st, 2006
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Update your image to include some of the new ones XD
July 21st, 2006
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that was awesome! and good music too
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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen
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owned
July 21st, 2006
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5'd for Brando's speech in Apocalypse Now. You get a diamond bullet.
July 21st, 2006
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african american stole my milk
July 21st, 2006
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ITS NSFW BECUZ ITS MILK
July 21st, 2006
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Text still spilling over sides, which makes a funny YTMND less so. More stars when it's fixed.
July 21st, 2006
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Not sure I'm getting this. I submitted a review, and it's in limbo right now. Do humans actually process this sh*t? Because I can't believe these got through, if so. Or is it just a computer processing time?
July 21st, 2006
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I love you
July 21st, 2006
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This milk will not burn!
July 21st, 2006
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excellent
July 21st, 2006
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I left a review titled "NEDM"
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I like milk because milk makes me happy, just like happy cat, whom being a cat, most likely likes milk too.
July 21st, 2006
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Hilarious.
July 21st, 2006
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Omfg I laughed so hard at some of those reviews. Freaking awesome.
July 21st, 2006
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excellent work
July 21st, 2006
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caaawwww kawww!
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From Neil J. Bauman (Eric's Daddy): I had heard about this milk before trying it myself. A big black guy leaving my swingers' party ran over my gay son's kitten in the driveway, but I was miraculously able to bring him back to life using the power of the milk. Hallelujah and praise Xenu! Sure, his legs are broken and he's missing an eyeball, but my little Eric loves him all the same.
July 21st, 2006
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I had just ordered this milk, and was waiting anxiously for it to arrive. All of a sudden, my house spontaneously burst into flames! We couldn't escape the fiery inferno, and believed that we were going to be left to die inside our house. All of a sudden, the delivery guy came and tossed the milk through the window. My brain hatched a brilliant plan! I took off the cap, and poured it all over myself and my family. The milk acted as a protective shield, and protected us from the flames.
July 21st, 2006
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ROFLMAO.
July 21st, 2006
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comment
July 21st, 2006
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*Nelson "Coooooooow Milk?"
July 21st, 2006
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this is hilarious
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I want some of that there milk.
July 21st, 2006
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Goodjob.
July 21st, 2006
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Kirbymaster took my idea. >:( at yous.
July 21st, 2006
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SO MANY NEW COMMENTS, zuaxdion you have some major updating to do!
July 21st, 2006
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Dammit, now I need a tall frosty one and a plate of Oreos...
July 21st, 2006
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82 revveiws so far! Awesome! A few of you wanted me to put your comments in the YTMND, if you have a good one screen cap it and edit it then PM me a link to where i can find it, Ill put some more in the end. Thanks.
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see http://tmdcfe.ytmnd.com/
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There's nothing I enjoy more than after a long bike ride through the Alps with my wives to drink about 5 gallons of this. It also works great as paint thinner, shampoo, and lubrication for your daily community orgies. I strongly reccomend it to athletes and husbands alike. Also, if you ingest this while eating lingonberries, you will start to hallucinate. I found out that I'll die in a depressurization accident on Sweden's first moon colony. Thanks, Tuscan Milk! No more space travel for me! ;-)
July 21st, 2006
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milk, does a body good
July 21st, 2006
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new fad post comments on useless products on the internets
July 21st, 2006
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NEDMilk.ytmnd.com
July 21st, 2006
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darn site wont load
July 21st, 2006
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Remember don't just leave a review, rate every other review as helpful too!
July 21st, 2006
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WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT????
July 21st, 2006
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Hey can you send me a link of that full song?
July 21st, 2006
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Anyone remember the comments on the Oscar Mayer Bologna on amazon?? That one's worth finding, too.
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LOL
July 21st, 2006
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99 reviews and counting...
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lol, everyone in the office is laughing their *ss off enjoying this. Thank you. You have brought production to a screeching halt.
July 21st, 2006
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^yes!^ I hope everyone is leaving a comment! Like I said before, if anyone wants their comment in the ytmnd, send it to me
July 21st, 2006
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this was just fun
July 21st, 2006
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2% anyone? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00032G1XK/ref=cm_rv_thx_view/103-4028159-6502229?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=3370831
July 21st, 2006
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hahah, 5d bc i actually shop at gristedes and have that milk in my refridge
July 21st, 2006
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ROFL some of the comments on amazon are f*cking hilarious
July 21st, 2006
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3.99? More expensive than gasoline? you've got to be kidding me.
July 21st, 2006
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It was perfect for the first few frames, then it became another put-fad-on-object site. meh.
July 21st, 2006
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i'm the true milkman
July 21st, 2006
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I drink a minimum of 3 gallons 2% a week. Frichen 5'd & Fav'd! MILK FTW!!!
July 21st, 2006
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ahhhahah great idea
July 21st, 2006
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Too long.
July 21st, 2006
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Lol
July 21st, 2006
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lol
July 21st, 2006
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I am reading through these comments. I am laughing so hard! I see some of you have written a short story there, I just read the nam one, lol! Its long because I added more people to the end
July 21st, 2006
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awesome community effort! great music
July 21st, 2006
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better than doing stupid sh*t like attacking ebaumsworld.com for posting the telemarketer call.
July 21st, 2006
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superbe
July 21st, 2006
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way too fast, slow it down. especially the ones after the "thanks ytmnd" part
July 21st, 2006
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slow some of them down. I'm not eric bauman either
July 21st, 2006
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i crave cereal...
July 21st, 2006
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3 for creativity, 2 for baby's flaming face
July 21st, 2006
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I wonder if they have any for sale used?
July 21st, 2006
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That is awesome.
July 21st, 2006
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milk, lol
July 21st, 2006
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█▄ O █▄
July 21st, 2006
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lol this is awesome
July 21st, 2006
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Yeah the YTMND user ones are fast, I will slow those down.
July 21st, 2006
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http://myspace.com/tuscanwholemilk The amazon milk has a myspace!
July 21st, 2006
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uh..... no
July 21st, 2006
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lol! did you make that myspace?
July 21st, 2006
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Oh holy sh*t. Guys, follow the link in the description. I had to take a break in laughing because it was cutting off the oxygen to my brain. sh*t, the bloods coming back. I can feel the pressure in my nostrils. I think I almost died. Really. I actually had trouble typing all this because I was so inbrieted. (The word is spelt wrong. Sorry.)
July 21st, 2006
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http://www.notmilk.com
July 21st, 2006
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Update: I had to stop reading because I couldn't take anymore. :(
July 21st, 2006
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The best review is the Lazytown one.
July 21st, 2006
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AMAZING. I LOVE YOU GUYS. YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE! :-)
July 21st, 2006
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The comments tend to get less thougtful and well written at the end, but the first few pages were hilarious!
July 21st, 2006
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Yes I made it, I can't find "no milk today" yet. BTW awesome YTMND.
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a comment lol
July 21st, 2006
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lol 142 reviews...
July 21st, 2006
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Whoever left the "The most orgasmic experience I have ever had!" comment is a god
July 21st, 2006
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this is great!
July 21st, 2006
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http://rapidshare.de/files/26547583/13_-_P.o.p._-_No_Milk_Today.mp3.html
July 21st, 2006
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Thanks for the "no milk today" download link.
July 21st, 2006
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BAHAHAAAHHAAAA!
July 21st, 2006
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July 21st, 2006
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i have posted comment 151, for great justice.
July 21st, 2006
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This is one of the better ideas coming out of here in a long long time.... NEW FAD! WEEE!
July 21st, 2006
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The first is the best. ROFL.
July 21st, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
July 21st, 2006
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I couldn't resist: It was an ordinary morning like any other, I had just finished wrestling a Silverback Gorilla in a tub of balsamic vinegar. His name was Popo, he was strong, yet, not strong enough, for months of proper excercise had made my physical prowess comparable to that of He-man or The Juggernaught. Nursing his now swollen black eye with a bag of ice he turned to me, squinting his one open eye and said "How is such a humiliating defeat possible?" Laughing, I revealed my secret weapon: Tuscan Wh
July 21st, 2006
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WARNING! Submittion is scary!One day, I was sitting in the kitchen, wondering what I should eat. Then I heard a voice coming out of my 'frig saying "You want to eat me! I make all your dreams come true!". Curious, I walked over and Stan pops out trying to sell things like Allen wrenches, copperwire , and toilet seats! I was so scared I slammed the frig shut and yelled "Salesman!". I then took the frig and threw it off the nearest bridge. If you like to get attacked by salesmen name Stan, go ahead and buy it
July 21st, 2006
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, but the rest of us scared of Stan, steer clear of it!
July 21st, 2006
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Btw, my name is Mario Legoso...
July 21st, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 21st, 2006
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Left One: Me and my good pal Cthulu were going for our twilight walk, like we do and every thursday, when out of no where this rabid poisonous squirrel latched onto his face and bit him! My dear friend was in dire trouble! I took him to my neighbor, who just happened to a OBGYN, and he prescribed Tuscan Whole Milk! After a week of waiting on shipment and my best friend suffering from Chlamydia and leprosy, and small injection of this holy moo juice into the rectal cavity cure him instantly!! He's even....
July 21st, 2006
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xD Win
July 21st, 2006
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o_0;
July 21st, 2006
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Hilarious comments
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July 21st, 2006
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Well, after the milk was extracted from cows near a chemical waste plant, stored in a vat once used to process nitroglycerine, aged for about 3 months, flown over several continents and air droped into my pool, it did not taste very good. I later realized the milk had chemically altered my tounge and effectivly making me tasteless (which in turn helps me down vegetables and my own feces easily). Although, after feeding it to my neighbors cat, I find that it can also induce a coma. Now more curious then ever
July 21st, 2006
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, I poured some in my desiel gas tank and amazingly I drove an extra 200 miles on it before my engine melted! After becoming horribly obsessed with power I mixed it with sawdust to make a C4 like explosive except around 400 times more powerful. A hair from my groin accidentily fell into the new product and incinerated my entire neighborhood. Luckily the milk I had drank protected my body from the heat. Ill be ordering more soon!
July 21st, 2006
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eople need to add a comment to the other Tucan milk products!
July 21st, 2006
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Zuaxdion: Although I'd love to be up there, I doubt mine is that great. It means a lot more if you yourself decide a comment is good and decide to add it then if we submit it ourselves. ;)
July 21st, 2006
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mastershake: I put the myspace link in the ytmnd thanks again furluge: was putting peoples comments in there, but it was becoming a hassle and making it too long.
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http://www.myspace.com/tuscanwholemilk Okay I guess.
July 22nd, 2006
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The Experience of a Thousand Lifetimes , submitted by yours truly. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got me a mug of warm Tuscan to drink.
July 22nd, 2006
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This is SO fav'd
July 22nd, 2006
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I don't care what came in the bottle, I just wanted the catchy song that went with it!
July 23rd, 2006
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....... I have bananas on my amazon recommendations page now because of tuscan milk viewing.....
July 23rd, 2006
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Yeah I can understand how adding all the comments into the YTMND could get really bloody long. Was a fun diversion. Also, just because I had nothing better to do I put my commet in one of those time travler parodies. (and yes you're credited.) awesomemilktimetraveler.ytmnd.com
July 24th, 2006
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awesomemilk.ytmnd.com
July 24th, 2006
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
July 24th, 2006
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Spamming Amazon.com. That's a new low. What's next, news broadcasts? Oh wait...
July 24th, 2006
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Countless studies from Scientists have proven that Tuscan Milk is the modern day Fountain of Youth! "lol, I drank some Tuscan milk I bought online and I totally got younger lmao. My friends were like, "wtf! hax!!" it was so funny I pee'd myself, wtf, lmao haha." - Dr. Brian Pepperson P.H.D. 128 fl oz of pure concentrated youth! BUY THIS NOW!
July 25th, 2006
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A best! Promise!
July 25th, 2006
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Now all of the milks are unavailable :( I was going to send some to my friend, but $18.25 S/H was too much anyway
July 28th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 29th, 2006
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i'm sorry to bother you but it is impossible to find this awesome song. the only thing i find more awesome than tuscan milk is this song. God knows, when i play this song my uncle was miraculously cured of lung cancer. please tell me where i can get this song because i have searched to the ends of the earth for it. i'm serious can you send me the song or something or upload the whole song. i would greatly appreciate this thx in advance.
July 29th, 2006
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LO-FUNNY
July 29th, 2006
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It's too fast.
July 30th, 2006
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http://rapidshare.de/files/26547583/13_-_P.o.p._-_No_Milk_Today.mp3.html thanks to cptnskull you can download it here
July 30th, 2006
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ty
July 31st, 2006
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Milk got downvoted : /
August 3rd, 2006
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The power of YTMND is truly awesome, much like this milk. I added my story! - "Qveen Anne".
August 3rd, 2006
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f*ckING FUNNEY!!
August 4th, 2006
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cool people still love the milk!
August 5th, 2006
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omg lol it's awesome. And the milk has been boing boinged roflmao.
August 6th, 2006
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what in the f*cking hell is the joke
August 6th, 2006
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One of the commenters used the name Matthew Clement. Are we talking about Matt Clement as in the Major League Baseball Pitcher?
August 7th, 2006
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LOL ACID MILD.
August 8th, 2006
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NY TIMES ---> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/technology/09milk.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
August 9th, 2006
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Hah, congrats on your Internet celebrity status.
August 9th, 2006
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I was a little hard on this. +1 for the non-fad jokes.
August 9th, 2006
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you made it into the New York Times http://ytmndnyt.ytmnd.com/
August 9th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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5'd for ytmnd exposure in nytimes
August 9th, 2006
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A jib well done. To have ones site mass produced and handed to hoards of people who don't own cars and talk funny. I envy you.
August 10th, 2006
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This is great, nearly 600 reviews, I'm rofling reading them all.
August 10th, 2006
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pretty funny =]
August 10th, 2006
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LOL AMAZON RAID!!
August 11th, 2006
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random baby face burning is actually very common, occuring in 27% of all babies between 4-6 months old. *the more you know*
August 11th, 2006
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uber funny___________ my fave "lactose intolerance"
August 12th, 2006
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BEST MILK EVER
August 12th, 2006
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http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=2283656 ABC News
December 27th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp9ggnATTyM
August 13th, 2006
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Thanks for making Tuscan Whole Milk a household word! I ordered some to use at my espresso stand so I can charge people $1.50 more for their silly lattes. When it arrives I'm actually gonna drink it myself so I can have super powers and gastrointestinal adventures. So what, you may ask, am I going to be pouring out of the Tuscan bottle into my customers' lattes and other coffee based pussy drinks? Rat milk purchased from Big Tony over in Newark. You betcha.
August 13th, 2006
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Wrote a review as Picard. Nice find.
August 15th, 2006
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Oh. My. Goodness. That ABC News report: Priceless!
August 21st, 2006
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"1-10 of 722" LMAO!!!!!! Oh, the Ted Stevens quote, priceless. I know that company's thinking WTFPWNED??
August 21st, 2006
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That ABC News report justifies the 5! If I had been drinking it, it would have sprayed out of the mouth, and maybe even, yes, the nose.
August 21st, 2006
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i added this to my Favs list, AND added it to my wishlist at Amazon.com. I hope someone buys me this milk.
August 22nd, 2006
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I was just going to 5 this, but when I saw the Apocalypse Now reference I had to fav it.
August 31st, 2006
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hari kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!
September 2nd, 2006
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YUO WIN! GOOD DAY SIR!
September 3rd, 2006
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lol, internet milk. That's just plain retarded.
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