Confessions of AOL Users: Vol. 1
Created on: August 7th, 2006
Confessions of AOL Users: Vol. 1
http://techcrunch.com/2006/08/06/aol-proudly-releases-massive-amounts-of-user-search-data/ -- AOL releases the search information for 650,000 of its users. Lulz follow.

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August 7th, 2006
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dog poop sandwiches ftw
August 20th, 2007
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I believe you upvoted onr of my sites
August 7th, 2006
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I'll stick to pork chop sandwiches, thank you very much.
August 7th, 2006
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LMFAO!!!
August 7th, 2006
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I used to use AOL as my ISP. But once I got broadband I realised how manipulative they were (always loading crap on my computer), and just how much they SUCK. Now I'm AOL free.
August 7th, 2006
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"how to kill your wife" "how to kill your wife" "wife killer" "how to kill a wife" "poop" "dead people" -- Best sequence of searches ever.
August 7th, 2006
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Great find
August 7th, 2006
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Epic!!!
August 7th, 2006
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great investigative work. KUDOS!
August 7th, 2006
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LOL!!!! truth is, you could find wierd search topics like that from everyone everywhere. whats funny about this is AOL is so f*cked that you were able to obtain this sh*t. +5.
August 7th, 2006
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If you follow the link in the description, you can download the entire list of everything searched from March to May on AOL. Its quite disturbing.
August 7th, 2006
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Saw this before on digg, but music gets the +3.
August 7th, 2006
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This is rich....
August 7th, 2006
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Hahahahaha
August 7th, 2006
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DOG POOP SANDWICHES!!!
August 7th, 2006
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dog poop sandwhiches are FTW
August 7th, 2006
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i liked mi3 :/ but batman begins music is so awesome
August 7th, 2006
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XD
August 7th, 2006
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Wow...scary. and while I think it's highly inappropriate, now that this stuff is out, I really hope they are looking into those two dody ones...the wife killer and the pervert
August 7th, 2006
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*dodgy* not dody ;)
August 7th, 2006
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mom. Mom. Mom! MOM! WHY! DID YOU! DO THIS! TO ME!
August 7th, 2006
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rofl- that's kinda disturbing.
August 7th, 2006
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dog poop sandwhiches ftw indeed.
August 7th, 2006
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Dog Poop Sandwiches LMAO
August 7th, 2006
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I lol'd at animal penises
August 7th, 2006
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what?
August 7th, 2006
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BUT THEY'RE SUUU SEAZY 2 OOOOZE!
August 7th, 2006
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LOLRSKATES.
August 7th, 2006
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★★★★★
August 7th, 2006
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Proof that the internet is frantically fanning the flames of murder and general perversion.
August 7th, 2006
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America,(on-line) f*ck YEA!!!
August 7th, 2006
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HORSEDICK
August 7th, 2006
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I enjoyed "http://www.penissizedebate.com" and the murderer's "poop" query
August 7th, 2006
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You're missing the steak and cheese screencap!
August 7th, 2006
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5'd for damn near everything.
August 7th, 2006
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finally i can sue the crap out of them. :)
August 7th, 2006
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5'd and fav'd just for horsedick.
August 7th, 2006
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the laughs kept coming, this is gold
August 7th, 2006
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dog poop sandwiches? What the hell.
August 7th, 2006
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Lol, aol
August 7th, 2006
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wtf . . . these people need to die.
August 7th, 2006
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Friend told me about this a few minutes ago. mirrors http://www.gregsadetsky.com/
August 7th, 2006
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AOL can choke on a bucket of dicks.
August 7th, 2006
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AOL did it for the lulz.
August 7th, 2006
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the internet is a disturbing place indeed
August 7th, 2006
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Hey! How'd my searches get up there?
August 7th, 2006
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YES, YES
August 7th, 2006
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ill try to understand that when its not 1:30am -_-
August 7th, 2006
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Oh God...Help these poor people.
August 7th, 2006
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OSHII
August 7th, 2006
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was going to dig through it myself, but you saved me a hell lot of time.. thanks mate!
August 7th, 2006
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ROFLMFAO
August 7th, 2006
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AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 7th, 2006
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I was once banned from a live chat with steve case and my account suspended for calling him a wannabe gook :(. Guess you had to be there.
August 7th, 2006
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hmm
August 7th, 2006
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omg dog poop sandwiches was me
August 7th, 2006
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rofl, the last guy (with all the wife-killing searches) had "steak and cheese" as a search query on the top of the second column
August 7th, 2006
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Did you put "steak and cheese" in there? if you did then you get a 5, aw sh*t i dont care you get a five anyway.
August 7th, 2006
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alol
August 7th, 2006
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lol, dog poop sandwiches
August 7th, 2006
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Mmmm dog poop sandwiches
August 7th, 2006
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loo
August 7th, 2006
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LOL WIFE KILLER
August 7th, 2006
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OH NOES!
August 7th, 2006
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Wow! XD Creepy! I think it'd be better if you did an: "Unfunny Truth about AOL Users" or something...that song would fit well with the whole: KILL WIFE. x)
August 7th, 2006
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for great justice
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Ahh, i remember when i was new to the tubes... AOL was all we had... now were on RR.
August 7th, 2006
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
August 7th, 2006
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DOG POOP SANDWICHES, LMAO.
August 7th, 2006
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Noice. lawlolawl
August 7th, 2006
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LOLarius!!!! ha ha ha, I LOL'D
August 7th, 2006
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MOM
August 7th, 2006
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^_^
August 7th, 2006
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I'm not saying they didn't deserve it.
August 7th, 2006
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Lol, dog poop sanwiches.
August 7th, 2006
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the dog poop sandwiches had me laughing my *ss off
August 7th, 2006
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HAY EVERYBODY! TAKE A LOOK! http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Poop-Sandwiches-square-patch-NEW_W0QQite
August 7th, 2006
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Wait, try this instead : http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Poop-Sandwiches-square-patch-NEW_W0QQitemZ290014283468QQcmdZViewItem
August 7th, 2006
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how to kill your wife, wife killer, poop.... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
August 7th, 2006
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i think this is the most i've ever laughed at a YTMND ahahaha9hadfj9hja9fhjc
August 7th, 2006
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LOL!!! i bet a lot of aol users are pissed!
August 7th, 2006
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yes.... YES!!..... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!! LOL!!!
August 7th, 2006
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ROFL omfg, "dog poop sandwiches"
August 7th, 2006
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yesssssssss
August 7th, 2006
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dog poop sandwiches > porkchop sandwiches
August 7th, 2006
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This is funny because I am drunk.
August 7th, 2006
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The awesomeness was amplified by the music. A badass 5 for you
August 7th, 2006
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That was Hilarious!
August 7th, 2006
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August 7th, 2006
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i think animal penises was me :(
August 7th, 2006
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XD
August 8th, 2006
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Mom, MOM, MOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!11111
August 8th, 2006
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Best thing since cheese.
August 8th, 2006
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Holy sh*t
August 8th, 2006
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Personally traceale search For Great Win
August 8th, 2006
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MAH GAWD nicely done
August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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holy crap, killer husband!
August 8th, 2006
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Holy crap. Thanks for making this. :D
August 8th, 2006
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God like.
August 8th, 2006
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Al Bundy!
August 8th, 2006
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brilliant!
August 8th, 2006
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I'ma see if any furries use AOL right about.. now.
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LMAO users of AOL got p'wned!!!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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Mom?... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! *dun dun dun!*
August 8th, 2006
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PsycoticAOL users FTW!!!
August 8th, 2006
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30 min till download is finished!
August 8th, 2006
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DOG POOP SANDWICHES
August 8th, 2006
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HAHA, f*cking golden. AOL sucks.
August 8th, 2006
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LOL, AOL.
August 8th, 2006
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It wasn't me! I didn't search for how to kill your wife! Really!
August 8th, 2006
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had hard time reading alot of it.
August 8th, 2006
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It's not a big truck.....
August 8th, 2006
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Lol, he miss spelled sammiches. wat uh nub. (Irony implied and ftw)
August 8th, 2006
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thank you aol!!
August 8th, 2006
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Oh so those were search queries.. rofl.. dog poop sandwiches.. wtf?
August 8th, 2006
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Also horse cocks!
August 8th, 2006
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
August 8th, 2006
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I love you
August 8th, 2006
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HORSE DICK = 5
August 8th, 2006
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I knew this would be on YTMND the second I heard the story.... but seriously, dog poop sandwiches!? Grody!
August 8th, 2006
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dog poop sandwiches = 5
August 8th, 2006
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OH MY f*ckING GOD!
August 8th, 2006
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It's AOL's best day ever!
August 8th, 2006
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...the f*ck?
August 8th, 2006
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Busted
August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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Bwahahah!
August 8th, 2006
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LOL i did this yesterday but i guess this is better than mine http://yougotwifekiller.ytmnd.com/
August 8th, 2006
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good site, but... Views Today: 7129 Views Yesterday: 351 The NEDM Arts and Crafts was #2 UNTIL this came out of absolutely nowhere and bumped it out. It didn't CLIMB the top 10, it cut in line. Viewhacking much?
August 8th, 2006
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Awsome
August 8th, 2006
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I guess the kind of idiots who use AOL have a dire effect on the brass running that pitiful ISP. Good find, slide show or no.
August 8th, 2006
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lol
August 8th, 2006
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I AM NOT PROUD TO SAY THAT AOL WAS MADE AND IS LOCATED IN MY HOMETOWN =( in caps lock.
August 8th, 2006
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rofl dog poop sandwiches.
August 8th, 2006
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Hey, I search for that kind of stuff all the time.
August 8th, 2006
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"YTMND is doing its part". ITS. I'm not going to downvote it because of a misspelling, but it still bothers me.
August 8th, 2006
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wow
August 8th, 2006
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lol @ dog poop sandwiches
August 8th, 2006
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yokken, I didn't "viewhack". I released this site last night, so it only had one hour to get those 351 views. It was in the "Up and Coming" column during the site reload so of course it got quite a few views then.
August 8th, 2006
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uh ohhhhh. also animal c*ck.
August 8th, 2006
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WHERE IS THAT LIST!?
August 8th, 2006
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I haven't laughed this hard since that retarded kid at my school got hit in th balls with two footballs one after another!
August 8th, 2006
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This is absolutely f***ing amazing, good work mate.
August 8th, 2006
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http://www.mininova.org/get/388815 Theres the link to the torrent of the entire gziped .txt file for them what cant be bovered. (use notepad to open it).
August 8th, 2006
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LOL SCOTT PETERSON SUCKS
August 8th, 2006
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SCOTT WAS RAILROADED
August 8th, 2006
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great stuff - must give 5 for the music alone, it fit really well.
August 8th, 2006
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aol blows monkey chunks everywhere. I've never used them and never will. If aol were to go bankrupt...would anyone care? (excluding aim)
August 8th, 2006
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HORSE DICK!
August 8th, 2006
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HOW DO I KIL WIFE
August 8th, 2006
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logged in to upvote
August 8th, 2006
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who cares, AOL users don't know what they're doing anyway
August 8th, 2006
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WOW AOL = PWNED
August 8th, 2006
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I'm sitting here holding myself, body turned from monitor. WTF has this world come to.
August 8th, 2006
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poopo?
August 8th, 2006
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My Mother-in-Law rubbed my crotch!
August 8th, 2006
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epic man
August 8th, 2006
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Needs more tubgirl.
August 8th, 2006
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Haha!
August 8th, 2006
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oh god that's hilarious ....MOM????
August 8th, 2006
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!
August 8th, 2006
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people are messed up
August 8th, 2006
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+3 for corporate f*ck ups, +2 for Hans Zimmer
August 8th, 2006
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I used AOL...until veeeery recently. I now use Mozilla Firefox.
August 8th, 2006
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lol
August 8th, 2006
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LOL!!!!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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LOL @ Steak and Cheese mixed with wife killing.
August 8th, 2006
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scott peterson was a f*cking a*shole
August 8th, 2006
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You win. You win you win you win.
August 8th, 2006
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Classic.
August 8th, 2006
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A 439MB file. I'm pretty stoked.
August 8th, 2006
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My mother in law rubbed her butt against my crotch.
August 8th, 2006
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AOL has lowered the bar once again... I'm glad I swiched to a local internet service.
August 8th, 2006
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"I've Lost Faith in Humanity" awesome dude "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
August 8th, 2006
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http://www.aolsearchdatabase.com/ if you don't feel like downloading it.
August 8th, 2006
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I like the hilarious side commentary, that's what makes this ytmnd so hilarious
August 8th, 2006
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steak and cheese
August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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that's some digusting searches. Hopefully that man gets thrown in jail. (no, not the wife-killer. The guy who wants to make a dog poop sandwich.)
August 8th, 2006
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Good job putting all this together.
August 8th, 2006
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dog poop sandwiches ft5
August 8th, 2006
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internets!
August 8th, 2006
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gj
August 8th, 2006
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AOL continues to be the absolute worst ever at anything internets. And as "Protectors of the Internets" we must expose secrets of the morons who actually use AOL.
August 8th, 2006
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f*cking hillarious
August 8th, 2006
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AOL is an OSP not an ISP.
August 8th, 2006
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DOG POOP SANDWICHES!
August 8th, 2006
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5d and Fav!
August 8th, 2006
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I'm sure the people at AOL will be eating those dog poop sandwiches after this
August 8th, 2006
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Wow. I actually searched for dog poop sandwiches (AFTER VIEWING THIS, mind you) and found this http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Poop-Sandwiches-square-patch-NEW_W0QQitemZ290014283468QQcmdZViewItem Now I wonder who is buying these things...
August 8th, 2006
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OMG LOL thats the best thing I have ever seen, and at the same time, make me want to cry.
August 8th, 2006
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Dog poop sandwiches.
August 8th, 2006
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OMFG pure internets gold ,you win my friend, hope to see vol. 2 soon
August 8th, 2006
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5ed for obvious irony in "AOL's _esteemed_ users".
August 8th, 2006
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Oh the hilarity.
August 8th, 2006
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You have earned a medal. *gives medal*
August 8th, 2006
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10244168 searched for "mom and son incest" and "horny teenage daughters wanting to suck there daddys c*ck", among other things. lol
August 8th, 2006
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The sad part is that those searches probably didn't come up with jack sh*t on an aol browser.
August 8th, 2006
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poop
August 8th, 2006
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Dog poop sandwiches.
August 8th, 2006
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I heard in hell, the only ISP they have is AOL.
August 8th, 2006
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Lmao, AO-wned
August 8th, 2006
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Nothing I haven't already seen, but +2 for dog poop sandwiches
August 8th, 2006
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someone searched for "fat underaged kiddy porn" and ended up at YTMND. xD
August 8th, 2006
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Holy Sh*t that was wow
August 8th, 2006
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"black teen f*ggots with overbites free porn pics" lol, worst search ever
August 8th, 2006
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Penis pump
August 8th, 2006
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Nice choice of new epic music.
August 8th, 2006
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hahaahahaha dogpoop sandwiches?
August 8th, 2006
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You don't have to make a slideshow out of every funny website out there.
August 8th, 2006
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I lovce the relationship problems. You can see it progress!
August 8th, 2006
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Hahaha
August 8th, 2006
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"p00pd00d," I assume you mean searches, since this wasn't actually about a site. But the truth is, I covered about .0000000001% of all AOL searches from March to May. So far from "every site out there."
August 8th, 2006
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Thanks for ruining the internet one site at a time :)
August 8th, 2006
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg i cant stop laughing i almost woke up my parents, you sir are a legend
August 8th, 2006
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5'd for AOLish horsedick
August 8th, 2006
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TechCrunch screencap FTW.
August 8th, 2006
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fantastic
August 8th, 2006
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more on this thread in the ytmnd forums http://forums.ytmnsfw.com/showthread.html?p=69242#post69242
August 8th, 2006
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I knew those AOL people were up to no good.
August 8th, 2006
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shocking
August 8th, 2006
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5'd for awesome. Fav'd sor Batman Begins music.
August 8th, 2006
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hahaha
August 8th, 2006
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he called the sh*t, 'poop'
August 8th, 2006
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haha, I demand more!
August 8th, 2006
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If it has horsedick and dog poop sandwishes. It wins, no doubt about it.
August 8th, 2006
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5 for dog poop sandwiches
August 8th, 2006
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That crazy dude!
August 8th, 2006
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aol proudly releases massive amounts of private data
August 8th, 2006
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5'd for... well I think you can guess why...
August 8th, 2006
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In before Vol.2...
August 8th, 2006
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thats f*cked up
August 8th, 2006
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For more, visit: aolsecrets1.ytmnd.com aolsecrets2.ytmnd.com
August 8th, 2006
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did you find any furry porn?
August 8th, 2006
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heh, nice slideshow there
August 8th, 2006
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ironically, "America' worst ISP" gave money to start the Mozilla Foundation, which brought us FireFox
August 8th, 2006
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The worst ISP? I agree.
August 8th, 2006
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Dog Poop Sandwiches. Wow, I lol'd.
August 8th, 2006
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5'd for quickly-ending relationships, FAV'd for steak and cheese.
August 8th, 2006
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Heh
August 8th, 2006
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haha nice, dog poop sandwiches!!!
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No wonder it's #1!
August 9th, 2006
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When all the wife killing searches came up, this won.
August 9th, 2006
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o rly?
August 9th, 2006
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DOG POOP SANDWICHES FTFW
August 9th, 2006
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I frequently search for how to kill my wife after looking for steak & cheese sandwiches recipies
August 9th, 2006
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Yeah, so AOL took it down. For those who missed out. http://www.gregsadetsky.com/aol-data/ Mirror land.
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