Message to a computer thief... (*updated speed)
Created on: September 1st, 2006
Message to a computer thief...  (*updated speed)
Someone stole an old computer out of my car while I was getting gas. (updated speed, a little bit faster but not much as to keep the slow readers happy)

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September 1st, 2006
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How somber.
September 1st, 2006
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Good sports always get 5's in my book. ~Peace~
September 1st, 2006
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very slow moving but i enjoyed it.
September 1st, 2006
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LMAO
September 1st, 2006
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this music made me sad, I need to make an emo site
September 1st, 2006
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fake
September 1st, 2006
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5 if you speed it up.
September 1st, 2006
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it mae me fell all warm inside
September 1st, 2006
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Strangely enough, a stranger sold me an old computer while I was at the gas station...
September 1st, 2006
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*sighs* I feel for you. =(
September 1st, 2006
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I actually did have this going at a faster rate, but if I put that up, the slow kids would complain. And, no, this is not fake. It was a 9 year old trash computer that hadn't been turned on in like 6 years or so.
September 1st, 2006
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Only 64-bit? I pity you (and him).
September 1st, 2006
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N*gg* stole your comp
September 1st, 2006
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please help me! http://givemefivestars.ytmnd.com/
September 1st, 2006
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lol, someone stole your boat anchor. The horror!
September 1st, 2006
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I love the black and white part rofl
September 1st, 2006
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lol, I am from lancaster and know exactly where that is. Bunch of hoods in that neighborhood. They prob had no idea what it was and just saw "computer"
September 1st, 2006
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you bought a compaq
September 1st, 2006
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incredibly slow. please make it a little faster and you will get a five
September 1st, 2006
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increased speed slightly, sorry slow readers but it is now going at a normal rate.
September 1st, 2006
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September 1st, 2006
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Quite funny.
September 1st, 2006
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BY GOOD TIMES, DO YOU MEAN MASTERBATING TO INTERNET PORN?
September 1st, 2006
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2 for "comming"
September 1st, 2006
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http://blackcompaq.ytmnd.com/ fatality
September 1st, 2006
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pwned
September 1st, 2006
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thats wierd. the town i live in is centerville. what state were you in?
September 1st, 2006
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I can relate to this story. so 5!
September 1st, 2006
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Centerville, Ohio south of Dayton. If you are from around there, it was the Shell station on the intersection of 741 and 725 next to the awful waffle.
September 1st, 2006
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comming
September 1st, 2006
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People on this planet will swallow anything.
September 1st, 2006
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stupid criminals for the win
September 1st, 2006
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N*gga stole my Paperweight
September 1st, 2006
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I enjoyed this.
September 1st, 2006
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5
September 1st, 2006
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September 1st, 2006
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hey, your old computer only does 800x600 max resolution so I cant see the text without scrolling heehee :)
September 1st, 2006
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Not only can I relate, but I laughed quite a bit. Very unique, thanks.
September 2nd, 2006
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What a waste.
September 2nd, 2006
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you kick ass, great story
September 2nd, 2006
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Another 741 with a centerville? Man... I used to live one block from the Centerville/741 exit in Lancaster PA. but I just moved. However, great story. Total 5.
September 2nd, 2006
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Slow readers can f*ck themselves. Speed that up.
September 2nd, 2006
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n*gg* stole my windows 95 compaq
September 2nd, 2006
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Dumb people lose..again.
September 2nd, 2006
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i really liked this
September 2nd, 2006
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September 2nd, 2006
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I love this. True irony is almost always fun. =)
September 2nd, 2006
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robbery can be tough on all of us. glad to know he'll get whats coming to him when his house explodes from mouse turd blockage.
September 2nd, 2006
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check ebay for it...
September 2nd, 2006
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"64-bit" graphics card?
September 2nd, 2006
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go you for being the bigger man. now the fun thing to do (and the natural ytmnd'er wayr) is to assume the theif was black. N*gga stole my comp!
September 2nd, 2006
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he stole that guy's Presario!
September 2nd, 2006
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... I don't think he'll ever get that computer working.
September 2nd, 2006
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owned imo
September 2nd, 2006
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roofles!
September 2nd, 2006
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Flopsy: Yeah they had 64 bit graphics chips back then. I have enough problems with people saying "Your laptop had a 3d card?" when I explain my laptop has a 3d chipset.
September 2nd, 2006
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fυck that fυcking fυcker
September 2nd, 2006
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this ytmnd is full of half truths and misinformation.
September 2nd, 2006
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lol, he got roflpwnt
September 2nd, 2006
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You're probably lying, but I found it funny anyway.
September 2nd, 2006
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lol, less stress!!!
September 2nd, 2006
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As a resident of Kettering (near Centerville all you outsiders, you) I'd think that it was probably taken by a bunch of 'thug' psuedo-yuppie kids trying to show just how 'thug' and 'tough' they are by stealing out of an empty car. They'll probably just smash it to peices and chuckle while slamming wine coolers, because they're so 'thug'. Damn upper-middle class, W.A.S.P gang-bangers. Or maybe I just somehow attract 'gangsta' morons.
September 2nd, 2006
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Does this mean that the comp didn't have any important personal info left on it?
September 2nd, 2006
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Nice.
September 2nd, 2006
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Felt like blowing steam, eh?
September 2nd, 2006
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I
September 2nd, 2006
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Does My Greatness Bother You?
September 2nd, 2006
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He most likely stole it so he could sell it. Good luck selling that to anyone. $20 maybe?
September 2nd, 2006
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Maybe he will keep it and put Linux on it. That's what I did with my Compaq Presario from 1999. Xubuntu rules.
September 2nd, 2006
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I worked at the Red Lobster just down the street from that intersection...I guess my old Packard Bell isn't as safe as I thought :(. Dayton Mall FTW
September 2nd, 2006
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Im sorry for your loss
September 2nd, 2006
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Is the "awful waffle" a waffle restaurant, and if so why did they pick such a dumbass name?
September 2nd, 2006
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^I'm guessing that you live where there are no Waffle Houses
September 2nd, 2006
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You guys call waffle house, "awful waffles?"
September 2nd, 2006
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what, you don't?
September 2nd, 2006
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CARE
September 2nd, 2006
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Sorry about that.. I slipped and I accidentally stole it.
September 2nd, 2006
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Seconding the Centerville wannabe thugs. ... Dayton checking in.
September 2nd, 2006
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cute
September 2nd, 2006
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:(
September 2nd, 2006
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lols, they probably sold it for crack
September 2nd, 2006
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keep the computer? it was worth 1200 in the first place. report him. catch him. sue him. get 1200 $. done.
September 2nd, 2006
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Report it stolen, sue the thief, get $1200, buy a new laptop. We got at least 5 kinds of waffle houses here..
September 2nd, 2006
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"You showed up just in the time for the waffles!"
September 2nd, 2006
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lol, random
September 2nd, 2006
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Your Car Windows still f*cked :P
September 2nd, 2006
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lol poor bastard
September 2nd, 2006
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i stole your computer
September 2nd, 2006
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You're letting him own a Compaq? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
September 2nd, 2006
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THIEF PWNED by his own technological prowess (or lack thereof!)
September 2nd, 2006
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lol, it'll still take that thief an hour to read this!
September 2nd, 2006
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comming
September 2nd, 2006
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lol + I really doubt it would even get to this site. Well in any amount of time that could be considered reasonable.
September 2nd, 2006
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so sad :(
September 2nd, 2006
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lol pointless?
September 2nd, 2006
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Pure genius
September 2nd, 2006
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Ha ha! He stole your trash.
September 2nd, 2006
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N*gg* stole your PC!
September 2nd, 2006
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fake
September 2nd, 2006
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5'd
September 2nd, 2006
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You got it on November 16th? That's my birthday.
September 2nd, 2006
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computer theieves need to burn in hell :( Funny though, I recently chucked a machine with similar specs - made a nice satisfying crash at the bottom of the skip
September 2nd, 2006
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5'd for the rat turd line. HAH
September 2nd, 2006
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5'd for chopin.
September 2nd, 2006
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I lol'd, guyse.
September 2nd, 2006
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bwahahahahah, owned
September 2nd, 2006
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omg them crazy n*gg*s!
September 2nd, 2006
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LOL
September 2nd, 2006
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Sorry, but I dont really see the point in this. So what you got your computer stolen. Call the police rather then making a ytmnd about it.
September 2nd, 2006
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wow... pwned
September 2nd, 2006
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Clever.
September 2nd, 2006
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so sad
September 2nd, 2006
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Nice music choice, buddy.
September 2nd, 2006
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Old computers > New computers
September 2nd, 2006
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Centerville, Ohio. I have a friend who lives there.
September 2nd, 2006
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Uh oh, the site has multiple frames. Your computer is doomed.
September 2nd, 2006
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I'm sure whoever stole your computer is going to come check ytmnd about it. You know they just pawned it for drug money
September 2nd, 2006
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N*gg* stole your box of rat turds.
September 2nd, 2006
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Someone stole a piece of garbage from you. That must hurt.
September 2nd, 2006
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You are a generous and forgiving man.
September 2nd, 2006
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MarcusTheMartin::: N*gga stole my Paperweight_____ BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA
September 2nd, 2006
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stop being such a *ss about a nearly 9 years old computer
September 2nd, 2006
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Funny.
September 2nd, 2006
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What a helpful thief! He saved you having to take the computer to the dump!
September 2nd, 2006
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lol
September 2nd, 2006
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Huber Heights here. I feel for ya. Had a car I was working on parked on the street, and some kids stole the cheap@ss CD player in it. Seems like we've all experienced some thievery here in good ol' Ohio.
September 2nd, 2006
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5 for chopin
September 2nd, 2006
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Thank you, I enjoyed that.
September 2nd, 2006
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Lol pwnt. Hey, which Nocturne?
September 2nd, 2006
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FAU'd
September 2nd, 2006
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lol, componets I don't understand and information I don't give two craps about. 3'd for a good story.
September 2nd, 2006
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I feel sorry for the guy that ends up with that computer.. lol. you should have reported it so that you can collect insurance and buy yourself a new computer.. ha
September 2nd, 2006
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Slideshow.
September 2nd, 2006
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lawl, good story.
September 2nd, 2006
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A very nice site.
September 2nd, 2006
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I cried
September 2nd, 2006
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A) Lock your car dipsh*t B) Nobody's impressed by your barely old computer
September 2nd, 2006
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lol 200mHz :P
September 2nd, 2006
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Hahaha :)
September 2nd, 2006
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Good story, bad unnecessary preloader.
September 2nd, 2006
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pwn'd
September 2nd, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 2nd, 2006
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How bittersweet. Easy 5 for the Chopin piece also. :)
September 2nd, 2006
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I lock my car
September 2nd, 2006
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From Centerville... just drove past that gas station 2 days ago.
September 2nd, 2006
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Sjfkzdg
September 2nd, 2006
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5'd for Frédéric-f*cking-Chopin. ^.~
September 2nd, 2006
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awful waffle lmfao
September 2nd, 2006
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Lol trashy people
September 2nd, 2006
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they must have been pissed when they found out it was a sh*t computer
September 2nd, 2006
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Why NWS though?
September 2nd, 2006
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Needs NEDM
September 2nd, 2006
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1 for "comming"
September 2nd, 2006
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I had a compaq too. I also made a ytmnd of it
September 2nd, 2006
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lol, 1997
September 2nd, 2006
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I admit that my cousin stole your computer. He brought it home, and we stripped it together. I found the D3D card, and broke it in half. I'm sorry, but I don't think he'll be returning it. I don't even think you want it back.
September 2nd, 2006
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Owned. Retarded thieves.
September 2nd, 2006
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i feel sorry now, do you want it back?
September 2nd, 2006
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sad
September 2nd, 2006
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Haha, oh man, if the guy saw this he'd be kicking himself for ages
September 2nd, 2006
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lol @ "Needs NEDM"
September 2nd, 2006
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Centerville, OH? Sounds like something some tard from Ohio would do.
September 2nd, 2006
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what kind of rig r u using in its place?
September 2nd, 2006
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5'd for chopin.
September 2nd, 2006
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PWNT
September 2nd, 2006
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:'(
September 2nd, 2006
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your calm and collection is an inspiration to us all.
September 2nd, 2006
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I AM DOWNLOADING SCAT PORN WITH YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW.
September 2nd, 2006
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Lol. It's the little things like these that make life worth spoofing.
September 2nd, 2006
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I care even less than before I read it.
September 2nd, 2006
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Pfft Compaq. Old *ss Packard Bells are where the moneys at.
September 2nd, 2006
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assuming your not pulling sh*t out of your *ss for no reason, who cares? No, Seriously; not only are you making a YTMND about absolute pointless bullsh*t, but you presented it in the most uncreative, boring, and pointless formats possible.
September 2nd, 2006
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Hey i had one of those computers =)
September 2nd, 2006
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Rofl
September 2nd, 2006
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n*gg* stole my compaq!
September 2nd, 2006
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lol
September 2nd, 2006
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He'll be downloading P0rN at an amazing speed now! Gogogo junk-stealer!
September 3rd, 2006
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Hey, Dr. Death: I live like 5-10 minutes from Centerville, OH. Telling the truth = 5. Nice music selection.
September 3rd, 2006
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cause and effect ftw
September 3rd, 2006
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lol
September 3rd, 2006
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5, nuff said
September 3rd, 2006
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Lol, mouse turds.
September 3rd, 2006
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Alright story, not a ytmnd.
September 3rd, 2006
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To answer a few questions, music is Chopin's Nocturne in C-sharp minor (1830), That old Compaq was nothing but a word processor that I played Doom 2, it was replaced back in 99 by a home built and I am on the 8th or 9th incarnation of that computer. I really don't care if you believe my story, I thought it was quite amusing when I discovered the computer gone. Also, yes, I never claimed to be spelling bee champion, so, "comming" :P
September 3rd, 2006
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well the money the theif will get from selling the laptop will now fund terrorism. So cut the f*cking sarcasm.
September 3rd, 2006
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No use. That welfare baby either a)is illiterate and won't understand what you're saying, b)has no clue how to plug in your computer or how to get online, or c)both.
September 3rd, 2006
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Well, on the bright side, you didn't have to finish taking it to the recycling facility. Now he'll have to when he realizes it is a POS.
September 3rd, 2006
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Tragic.
September 3rd, 2006
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Awwww
September 3rd, 2006
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uhhh you put it in black and white to lessen the stress on the crapshot computer yet you still used the flash sync? -1
September 3rd, 2006
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All kinds of win.
September 3rd, 2006
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Thief got pwnt.
September 3rd, 2006
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I bet some red-neck f*ck stole it. "Lookee heere, John.. one of dem com-puut-ters..."
September 3rd, 2006
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i cry'd
September 3rd, 2006
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The speed is much better now. W00t.
September 3rd, 2006
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You handled that with such class that you get a 5 for your supreme level of cool-headedness
September 3rd, 2006
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LOL, are you f*cking serious?
September 3rd, 2006
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Yay for good will!
September 3rd, 2006
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Boring, no one cares about your crappy computer
September 3rd, 2006
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Owned.
September 3rd, 2006
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5'd'd
September 3rd, 2006
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That was wonderful.
September 3rd, 2006
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He's going to be disappointed that he won't get enough cash for crack when he sells it.
September 3rd, 2006
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Always backup your stuff... ;-D
September 3rd, 2006
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i remember having a compaq presario once... i remember trying to install a new cd drive, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe it was like trying to break into fort knox who the f*ck designed those things and have they been executed yet?
September 3rd, 2006
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LOL owned
September 3rd, 2006
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lol owned
September 3rd, 2006
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God, thieves are annoying sometimes, but at least they didn't get anything you particularly needed. Nice.
September 3rd, 2006
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centerville as in the one on cape cod?
September 3rd, 2006
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i didnt read woops nvm lol
September 3rd, 2006
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lol
September 3rd, 2006
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I would expect someone from Centerville to do that. Dayton, Represent.
September 3rd, 2006
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lol, centerville
September 3rd, 2006
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lol
September 3rd, 2006
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I actually know where you had that computer stolen from. It was kinda in a high traffic area. SAd really.
September 3rd, 2006
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One of the most boring ytmnd's I've seen.
September 4th, 2006
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Compaq - he got what he deserves.
September 4th, 2006
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Get the gas station security camera tape. Then make a site on that.
September 11th, 2006
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N*gg* stole my Compaq!
September 16th, 2006
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:'(
September 16th, 2006
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Haha owned
September 18th, 2006
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Perfect spelling, punctuation, grammar; good choice of music, and wonderful use of irony. A slideshow beyond compare.
September 20th, 2006
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1.2k, you got ripped. :P
September 21st, 2006
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ROFL Awful Waffle.
September 26th, 2006
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@ Shiratski - wrong, go here http://www.chopin.pl/dzielo/opusy_en.html, Nocturne C sharp Minor (Lento con gran espressione), 1830 is by Chopin. Plus, I don't listen to much of Beethoven's work. I listen to a lot of Chopin and Mozart.
September 27th, 2006
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loo
November 28th, 2006
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
April 13th, 2007
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yes
November 4th, 2007
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;_;