nigga stole my bike! Seriously!!
Created on: October 2nd, 2006
nigga stole my bike! Seriously!!
sunnava bitch stole my bike! But at least he left me my broken chain :-/

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October 2nd, 2006
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i hate when i get pwend :/
October 2nd, 2006
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I almost though, meh, another site that used the emo song, mediocre, you know. Then the "n*gg* stole my bike" song started playing and I knew we had us a winner. Here's a 5 to start you out.
October 2nd, 2006
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The same thing happened to me last year. Except it was my pastor's bike...
October 2nd, 2006
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thanks, haha, i couldn't figure wether to use emo song or n*gg* song, cuz they both fit the situation....then i realized how well they could fit together....*diabolical laugh*
October 2nd, 2006
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I feel your pain. Every bike I ever owned (except the one I have now) was stolen out of my backyard. That's why we got an 8-ft fence around our yard! :D
October 2nd, 2006
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F*ck he's at it again
October 2nd, 2006
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5 stars for bringing back emo
October 2nd, 2006
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i had the nsmb song stuck in my head as i drove to university (bad omen) then when i found out i just started singing it very loudly. I got some strange looks, and i think some guys were about to punch me...
September 30th, 2009
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Well damn, no one but a n*gg* would have bolt cutters to snap that lock off!
October 2nd, 2006
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pwned, lol. I had my bike stolen too back in the day.
October 2nd, 2006
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I put bikes in school dumpsters. Check for it there.
October 2nd, 2006
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dude 5'd i feel you man. Hell, i might even know you somebody i know just recently got their bike stoled.
October 2nd, 2006
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at college*
October 3rd, 2006
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I'm serious too when I say this, but a black person really did steal my bike. I heard someone by my house at 3 am and I heard our toolbox fall down and I look out the window and there's this f*cking dark *ss n*gg*r getting away on my bike.
October 4th, 2006
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Simple Plan is for f*ggots...try using Weird Al's "Why does this happen to me" instead.
December 9th, 2006
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What are you waiting for get in the jumpsuit AND GET AFTER THAT N*GG*!!
July 24th, 2007
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Probably too late to say this, but perfect combo of emo and...well...black. If that';s possible...? Where ARE all the black emo singers?? Somewhere...mm..
June 6th, 2008
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Protip: Change the combo on your bikelock to something other than 000 or 999.
June 6th, 2008
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Cannot verify the ethnicity of the bike stealer. Fail.