Who REALLY murdered the most people?
Created on: October 10th, 2006
Who REALLY murdered the most people?
Parody to Whetstones "Who Murdered The Most People?"

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October 10th, 2006
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Sure thing
October 10th, 2006
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Einstein wasn't an athiest. Also, you win!
July 17th, 2007
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"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings." - Einstein
July 17th, 2007
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Just to clarify, "Spinoza's God" is meant to indicate that Einstein was a pantheist, which for all intents and purposes is atheism.
October 10th, 2006
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Yum ^_^ Hopefully that'll shut the christians up
October 10th, 2006
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You sir have won the internets....fantastic truth!
October 10th, 2006
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It needed NEDM.
October 10th, 2006
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Eeh by the way, is that einsteins pic at atheists? "I want to know God's thought, the rest are details" -Einstein ;)
October 10th, 2006
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He killed 1.6 billion. Today, there are 8 billion. Ok, so it might be true, but....Well, actually, I've got no "but" for this. :P
October 10th, 2006
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The problem of choosing categorizations that are not determining factors in the statistics that you have categorized them for is that it makes you look like an idiot. If you parody a person who repeatedly makes themself look like an idiot, then you are a winner. Although, he is a bit of an easy target.
October 10th, 2006
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"It needed NEDM." Oh my god, when I was watching this, I was saying out loud, "Oh, it has to be NEDM." That would've been hilarious.
October 10th, 2006
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win
October 10th, 2006
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LMFAO... I LOVE YOU
October 10th, 2006
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Einstein was an atheist. PROOF: http://celebatheists.com/index.php?title=Albert_Einstein
October 10th, 2006
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TehMonkey and I know funny when we see it :D
October 10th, 2006
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Also, every time I try and put NEDM, it fails, so I just refrain.
October 10th, 2006
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Unfortunately he's a grown *ss man and he shouldn't be so irrational. What a pitiful man.
October 10th, 2006
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Christians just got OWNT!
October 10th, 2006
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So, why would people that don't believe in santa kill people though. I mean, why would anything think he IS real?
October 10th, 2006
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It's a god damn parody. The point is that when you use categories that are too broad and have nothing to do with the statistics then anything you say carries no weight and if you are a grown man with a wife and kids it makes you an idiot.
October 10th, 2006
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mik3m, no one kills in the name of their lack of belief, it has no influence on their decision to murder, that is why I included Asantaism in this YTMND, to compare the two, and show the silliness of Whetstone's site.
October 10th, 2006
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LOL gg whestone
October 10th, 2006
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God.....damn?!
October 10th, 2006
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Yes Korf, ^_^
October 10th, 2006
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http://whetstonegay.ytmnd.com/
October 10th, 2006
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Sorry, i was (for once) taking a YTMND seriously. What was I thinking.
October 10th, 2006
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Quick, sponsor this so all of YTMND can know the truth, lawls.
October 10th, 2006
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this one is much better...
October 10th, 2006
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"In response to the telegrammed question of New York's Rabbi Herbert S. Goldstein in 1929: "Do you believe in God? Stop. Answer paid 50 words." Einstein replied "I believe in Spinoza's God, Who reveals Himself in the lawful harmony of the world, not in a God Who concerns Himself with the fate and the doings of mankind." Note that Einstein replied in only 25 (German) words. Spinoza was a naturalistic pantheist." Spinoza is a smart guy, you should read his book. It's crazy.
October 10th, 2006
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^ go einstein!
October 10th, 2006
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Of course pantheism's god is a "dead" god because he is simply all that is. Also, Spinoza said that the physical and the mental were two modes of one substance and that there were infinitely many modes that we can't comprehend/understand/observe. Of course, the proof was a logical one and has obviously been argued against, but in no way is there a heaven or hell under this god... It's basically saying that the laws of nature are God, and when you die you're dead, just like everything else in nature.
October 10th, 2006
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Honestly, though - you could've dropped all the "asantaist" nonsense and just mentioned the flood. And Einstein talked about the awe of the complexity of the universe in religious terminology, but he was not religious. Who with half a brain would be?
October 10th, 2006
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^ mindfu*k
October 10th, 2006
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F*cking A.
October 10th, 2006
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Einstein is not an athiest... Why do you think he spent so much of his life trying to create his Theory of Everything? Anyway... Think of it this way. We are all Gods children, if you had three children and one was a perfect happy, loving angel. While the other two hated you, each other and the nice one and wanted to kill each other and the nice one.. Say you had no authority over them and could not stop them doing this, what do you do? Exactly what God did unfortuanatly there is no other way...
October 10th, 2006
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... Without messing with our freewill which is what makes us, well us. And which in doing so would ruin the entire point of us being in existence.
October 10th, 2006
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ShiftEsc, how do the babies fit into your analogy, also, I point you to the Charlie Splooge quote.
October 10th, 2006
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Sorry ShiftEsc, but Einstein believed in pantheism. God is not all good, he is merely omnipotent (this is taken from the notion of determinism, which would agree with Einstein because he's not an idiot) and Spinoza's pantheism leaves no room for free will of the conventional type. Your kids are bad because Spinoza's god made them bad, period, if you're a pantheist. The only sense of free will that Spinoza provided was that, if you know your complete causal prehistory, then you can know what will happen...
October 10th, 2006
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Waht the fu*k does your children beiing bad behavior wise have anbything to do with god? Just beucase they are brats doesn't mean god made them that way. If anything it's genetical.
October 10th, 2006
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and even though you can not change what will happen, you are like god in that you are see god's plan, and there can be no other way than god's plan. Of course, this is impossible but there are other ways of having adequate understanding... understanding of the third kind, which aligns you with god's wisdom and gives you a sense of free will. Of course, take out the god and this all works perfectly well with secular notions of determinism.
October 10th, 2006
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i did chuckle so...
October 10th, 2006
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To restate: Spinoza's (and Einstein's) conception of free will is this: Everything that happens does so because God wants it to happen. There is no good or bad, things are simply unfolding as God planned them to and the only way that they could given the way things were at any given point in time. Free will is merely understanding that this is how things are, and you are "free" in the same way god is "free" because you are not coerced, you understand why you do what you do. But... you can't change it.
October 10th, 2006
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Thus, everything that science proves works equally well in pantheism as in atheism and neither contradict at any point. Pantheism merely tacks on this god for reasons given by Spinoza. If you think he is mistaken, then you'll be an atheist. If you think he's correct, then you can be a pantheist. Atheism leaves room for pantheism... but personally I don't believe that Spinoza's logical framework was correct. If someone corrected it (if it is possible, which I doubt), then I'd be a pantheist.
October 10th, 2006
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Funny because (if you believe in the bible) it's true. I personally think that if there is a God, he needs to do this again. This world blows and we need to start over.
October 10th, 2006
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o_O? The babies/children = us :| We are Gods children and back then were destroying ourselves and each other including the few good people.
October 10th, 2006
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Korf I was not actually talking about einstein with the children thing o_O
October 10th, 2006
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"Sorry, i was (for once) taking a YTMND seriously. What was I thinking." Blame whetstone.
October 10th, 2006
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Well you mentioned them in the same paragraph. Also, Einstein was a genious, so if he believed in pantheism maybe you should too. Also, if he didn't believe in the bible, maybe you shouldn't either. Just a thought. Also, lol noah's ark. What a joke. Did noah really make it to Australia and pick up some kangaroos without a boat? The boat wasn't launched until the flood waters launched it so...
October 10th, 2006
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Oh, one more point. What do herbivores eat? Plants. What happens when the world floods? Plants die. Oops. If there is no me we both explode.
July 17th, 2007
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CLANK CLANK I AM WHETSTONE THIS IS MY STOCK RESPONSE TO ANY SITE CRITICAL OF ME CLANK CLANK
October 10th, 2006
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â—„Predictable, missed the point of my YTMND, but at least funny.â–º
October 10th, 2006
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whetstone, you say the same thing for all YTMND's that challenge your site, no, I didn't miss your point, you missed mine.
October 10th, 2006
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So what your saying is that the god you dont believe in murdered the most people... uh huh
October 10th, 2006
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Nice.
October 10th, 2006
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barb5765, if you would read, I said "if you believe in him..". Thanks for paying attention.
October 10th, 2006
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whetstone needs to stop posting until he answers for his blatant dishonesty, misrepresentation, and flat out lies. Check his latest ytmnd. I lay it all out. There's no escaping... he flat out lies. Christbots lose. Get your own brain.
October 10th, 2006
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"OMFG! CHRISTIANS GET OWNED LOL!!!!111!!1" No, just, no. This is not ownage of anything. Whetstone's site did not own anything. These sites do not shut anyone up, nor do they sway anyone from their beliefs. They may try to, but most of us are too hard headed to accept anything rather than what we're used to.
October 10th, 2006
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i want to have your babies
October 10th, 2006
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I lol'd. But God can do whatever the f*ck he wants.
October 11th, 2006
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You must read the Charlie Splooge quote again, woMan71.
October 13th, 2006
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I didn't go the parody road, I just discredited his numbers at waronafront.ytmnd.com and waronafront2.ytmnd.com
October 23rd, 2006
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Einstine=christian way to fail
October 23rd, 2006
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Einstein was not a Christian, I have absolutely no idea where you even heard that.
October 23rd, 2006
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"I received your letter of June 10th. I have never talked to a Jesuit priest in my life and I am astonished by the audacity to tell such lies about me. From the viewpoint of a Jesuit priest I am, of course, and have always been an atheist. "[Albert Einstein to Guy H. Raner Jr, July 2, 1945, responding to a rumor that a Jesuit priest had caused Einstein to convert from atheism. Article by Michael R. Gilmore in Skeptic magazine, Vol. 5, No. 2, 1997]
October 25th, 2006
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1'd
November 21st, 2006
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Eh, God may have killed all of those people, but He created them in the first place. Also, they deserved it, and the estimate of 1.6 is pretty freakin' high. +1 for Antisantaists, though.
July 17th, 2007
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You're not entitled to kill your own child just because you created it, you f*cking monster.
November 23rd, 2006
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Read the charlie splooge quote at the end dude.
May 6th, 2007
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sucks, just like all of your other sites
July 8th, 2007
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Actually you can take it farther than that. An omnipotent being is responsible for anything nthat happens on his watch, so Jehovah is responsible for ALL death. That makes the total roughly 100 billion. Oh, and Einstein sort of counts as an atheist because he thought of god in terms of a rational, harmonious order to the univers, and that is why Bohr freaked him out so much.