And now, a random passage from the bible
Created on: December 13th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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wtf
December 13th, 2006
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Yo es dinero.
December 13th, 2006
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woah
December 13th, 2006
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5'd for accuracy, -1 for poor angle, +1 for not being a terrorist.
December 13th, 2006
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THE MORE YOU KNOW!
December 13th, 2006
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3'd for Conan
December 13th, 2006
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Also C*cks
December 13th, 2006
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In before angry christians.
December 13th, 2006
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lol ... for confusion?
December 13th, 2006
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old
December 13th, 2006
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Dude, times like this I wish I was a christian :P...where is my god now?
December 13th, 2006
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lol, sexually frustrated bible authors.
December 13th, 2006
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Cycle through the several biblical quotes there are that are similar in content to that. Or at least similar in size and emission. "Random!"
December 13th, 2006
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i've totally gotta go look that up right now...5'd when i see something like it.
December 13th, 2006
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More please. more
December 13th, 2006
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You're a moron.
December 13th, 2006
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It's talking about Jesus.
December 13th, 2006
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I knew exactly what quote this would be. You're not the only one who reads reddit and digg. But hey, thanks for posting this a week late.
December 13th, 2006
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Eh, it was worth a shot.
December 13th, 2006
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lol, bible
December 13th, 2006
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Just because you worship porn does not mean this came from the bible...lol w/e i laughed a little on the inside
December 13th, 2006
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Seminal emissions.
December 13th, 2006
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That is f*cked up.
December 13th, 2006
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REALLY OLD
December 13th, 2006
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this is old news, I mean.. this sh*t was written thousands of years ago.
December 13th, 2006
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O RLY?
December 13th, 2006
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Perfect opportunity for "HORSEDICK"
December 13th, 2006
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great.. now everyone will go to find more of these
December 13th, 2006
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go god
December 13th, 2006
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Waste of space. Fail.
December 13th, 2006
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lollercoaster
December 13th, 2006
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Needs a blinking Donkey (from Shrek) face in the lower-right corner la the Secret Nazi fad. NOW.
December 13th, 2006
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also, big floppy donkey c*cks.
December 13th, 2006
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Do you need more proof that Ezekiel rules?
December 13th, 2006
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the Conan music is awesome though
December 13th, 2006
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normally this would only be a three or four but downvoters are pricks
December 13th, 2006
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Am I the only sicko who looked this up?
December 13th, 2006
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omg, is that true
December 13th, 2006
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Bah if you bothered to look at the entire chapter, this would make a bit more sense... but ezekiel was a very strange prophet... God had him play army men in the dirt for 40+days, laying on his side. It's showing how defiled israel was around the time of teh syrian invasion, and nobody wanted to listen to God.... though many verses in the Bible out of context can sound quite strange such as this one...
December 13th, 2006
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"2006-12-13 20:49:35 Koric 1 star old" best comment ever.
December 13th, 2006
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HORSEDICK
December 13th, 2006
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ahahaha
December 13th, 2006
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those silly xtians
December 13th, 2006
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Ezekiel was on some good sh*t.
December 13th, 2006
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the bible is getting me hot
December 13th, 2006
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It basically says that the prostitute was a slut. not realy out of the ordinary. But Gotta hand it to the Diction here.
December 13th, 2006
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5 for upsetting all the bible thumpers..... go burn a cross or somthing f*ck heads, no one cares about your version of how you see it...
December 13th, 2006
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Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Punjab Sindh Gujarat Maratha Dravida Utkala Banga Vindhya Himachal Yamuna Ganga Ucchala Jaladhi Taranga Tubh Shubha Name Jage Tubh Shubha Ashisha Mange Gahe Tubh Jaya Gata Jan Gan Mangaldayak Jay He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye,Jaye,Jaye,Jaye He
December 13th, 2006
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this site is filled with WIN
December 13th, 2006
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Eh just so you all know, this person is pretty much a slut, and God pretty much condemned her to a pretty bad death by having every she slept with slaughter her, and that's a lot of people o_O
December 13th, 2006
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5'd for music and a slight chuckle.
December 13th, 2006
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Deuteronomy 23:1 No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord
December 13th, 2006
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Holy sh*t! 5'd for hotness. Who knew the bible could be so much fun. ;)
December 13th, 2006
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What damn bible are you reading from? *goes to open up his bible*
December 13th, 2006
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Most people never read the Bible...They miss out on so much sex, violence, and good life long lessons :D
December 13th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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WRONG! Ezekiel 23 19-20 "But that didn't bother her. She turned to even greater prostitution. Remembering her youth when she was a prostitute in Egypt. She lusted after lovers who attentions were gross and bestial. " You Lose! Good Day sir.
December 13th, 2006
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Haha damn I'm such a bible thumper :P
December 13th, 2006
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lol i had to go and check my bible to see if it was real and it was! thats amazing i love it
December 13th, 2006
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23:19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
December 13th, 2006
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SLAY THE LAMB.
December 13th, 2006
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Then again I may have the FCC-Regulated Bible. :/ Damn censorship.
December 13th, 2006
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Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Punjab Sindh Gujarat Maratha Dravida Utkala Banga Vindhya Himachal Yamuna Ganga Ucchala Jaladhi Taranga Tubh Shubha Name Jage Tubh Shubha Ashisha Mange Gahe Tubh Jaya Gata Jan Gan Mangaldayak Jay He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye,Jaye,Jaye,Jaye He
December 13th, 2006
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you win
December 13th, 2006
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http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=+Ezekiel+23%3A19-20
December 13th, 2006
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she just couldnt help herself
December 13th, 2006
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plz add bestiality image
December 13th, 2006
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Needs more horsedick.
December 13th, 2006
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Hmm, not exactly. But close. 4.
December 13th, 2006
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first of all, this is crap. music and a screen shot. dont hurt yourself puttin too much effort in. second, yeah i think its been mentioned before but this was on fark and digg already. thanks for rehasing it over again on another website
December 13th, 2006
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Such vivid imagry
December 13th, 2006
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HORSE DICK
December 13th, 2006
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Incredible.
December 13th, 2006
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""And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons, and of thy daughters which the LORD thy god hath given thee..." --Deuteronomy 28:53. " I'm suprised the pedo preists havn't used this one in defence yet lol
December 13th, 2006
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"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." --Deuteronomy 23:1." So you can't go to church without a c*ck and balls? WTF... http://www.atheists.org/christianity/guide.html
December 13th, 2006
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CHRISTIAN SCUM NEEDS TO GOFO LIFE
December 13th, 2006
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"Bah if you bothered to look at the entire chapter, this would make a bit more sense..." Bit more sense? How much more cut and dry do you get then "the whores like big dicks"? XD
December 13th, 2006
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jesus does not approve
December 13th, 2006
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http://biblestudy1.ytmnd.com/
December 14th, 2006
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very, very, very, very, very old.
December 14th, 2006
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Hey I see you got yourself a fish biscut................only took the bears two hours.
December 14th, 2006
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Excellent choice of music!
December 14th, 2006
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ISLAM, JUDASIM, AND CHRISTIANITY ARE THE SAME F*CKING THINGSISLAM, JUDASIM, AND CHRISTIANITY ARE THE SAME F*CKING THINGSISLAM, JUDASIM, AND CHRISTIANITY ARE THE SAME F*CKING THINGSISLAM, JUDASIM, AND CHRISTIANITY ARE THE SAME F*CKING THINGS
December 14th, 2006
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lolol
December 14th, 2006
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list of quotes from the bible found on fark that you stole/10
December 14th, 2006
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Wow, I've been reading the Bible my whole life and never knew about that.
December 14th, 2006
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Next, do Ezekial 16:17 Dildos in the Bible!
December 14th, 2006
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5 for Basil Poledouris. May he rest in peace.
December 14th, 2006
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I already did this, but with humor.
December 14th, 2006
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mine says whoring and paramours
December 14th, 2006
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Truly, the bible is one of the greatest texts ever written.
December 14th, 2006
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I'm Catholic...and I approve.
December 14th, 2006
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I'm atheist...and i approve.
December 14th, 2006
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UNREPESS THE BIBLE! 5'd!
December 14th, 2006
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Oh, and i almost forgot. Needs more Horsedick.
December 14th, 2006
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Kidding, angry christians? lol The bible is FULL of that kinda stuff lol. I think that may be a more liberal interperetation, (such as wordplay) but it gets the idea across. Prophets used wicked cities and countries and labeled them things such as whores, prostitutes, you name it. lol Im a religion major and I approve this message.
December 14th, 2006
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Ah, NOW y'all like it!
December 14th, 2006
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i dont know whether to 1 this, because you translated it wrong, or 5 it because its so goddamn funny...ill give you a 4 for good measure :)
December 14th, 2006
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ITS TRUE, I LOOKED IT UP
December 14th, 2006
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No, the wrong translation is the King James version. The King James version sucks... issue...
December 14th, 2006
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Hah, Bible's NSFW.
December 14th, 2006
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5'd for HORSE DICK
December 14th, 2006
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5'd for Conan music.
December 14th, 2006
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Me, The Bible... as in... you wrote it?
December 14th, 2006
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It's true.
December 14th, 2006
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lol
December 14th, 2006
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
December 14th, 2006
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for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
December 14th, 2006
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Donkey dick.
December 14th, 2006
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God bless Ezekiel, he EASILY has the best passages (cough cough pulp fiction)
December 14th, 2006
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WHORES FTW
December 14th, 2006
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lol @ bible pr0n!!!
December 14th, 2006
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R.I.P Basil Poledouris
December 14th, 2006
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lol
December 14th, 2006
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HORSE DICK
December 14th, 2006
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Needs more Song of Solomon.
December 14th, 2006
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Egyptian size queen? Wow
December 14th, 2006
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h4xed, it's gentiles
December 14th, 2006
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you rocked, the downvoters suck horsedick
December 14th, 2006
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Which version is this from? NKJV? NIV? NSFW?
December 14th, 2006
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i love the people trying to claim this isn't in the bible, rofl. "Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh [is as] the flesh of asses, and whose issue [is like] the issue of horses."
December 14th, 2006
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Our god is an awesome god.
December 14th, 2006
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Read your f*ckin bibles!
December 14th, 2006
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hot.
December 14th, 2006
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always been one of my favorite
December 14th, 2006
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1'd for misquoting the Bible.
December 14th, 2006
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greatest bible verse ever.
December 14th, 2006
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God hates shrimp
December 14th, 2006
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4'd, needs more horsedick.
December 14th, 2006
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WOW. WTF?
December 14th, 2006
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lol, religion
December 14th, 2006
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This DEFINITELY needs horsedick.
December 14th, 2006
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lolololol
December 14th, 2006
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you guys re-quoting the bible just makes it even more asinine. WHAT IS THE REAL TRANSLATION? There are thousands... and every one is wrong.
December 15th, 2006
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Hey levelistchampion: Are you ever going to respond in kind to the response I gave your PM? Surely you think you have some legitimate argumentative points to make? You had such an air of righteousness and morality surrounding your original PM, I was kind of hoping you were going to come back with a bit more after I annihilated all of your shoddy "points". So if you wouldnt mind, Ive waited quite some time for a response as it is. (By the way, I give you points for making an effort, at least.)
December 15th, 2006
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I wonder if whetstone would approve?
December 18th, 2006
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5'd for Bible humor and Conan the Barbarian music.
December 19th, 2006
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What they don't teach you in Sunday school.
February 17th, 2007
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Sounds like a cool chick.
May 2nd, 2007
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Blah blah blah I have no life but to downvote people for miniscule details that no one in their right minds cares about. If its funny, laugh and if you got the time upvote it. "whaa you didnt cite correctly im a dirty votejew" F*ck em! ITS FUNNY SO I 5ed IT ROCK ON!