John Hammond is seriously depressed
Created on: February 15th, 2007
John Hammond is seriously depressed
John Hammond. Billionaire. Alone.
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February 15th, 2007
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Hello John.
February 15th, 2007
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john hammond dont go killing yourself!
February 15th, 2007
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Ha! That's a good one.
February 15th, 2007
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My Favourite Movie FTW!
February 15th, 2007
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you keep making sites. excellent.
February 15th, 2007
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Subtle, yet hilariously brilliant
February 15th, 2007
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its so sad.
February 16th, 2007
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5'd & fav'd. I really hate that man. Also, in before f*gs.
February 16th, 2007
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wasnt this predicted from the first time this was done? or was that me suggesting it be a scene from Gandhi since that actor directed it?
February 16th, 2007
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good work sir. my favorite movie as well...keep it up!!!
February 16th, 2007
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Will you take me serial?!
February 16th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHA he has a copy of Jurassic Park.... like in Spaceballs... "before the movie is finished!"
February 16th, 2007
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nice edit, barely even noticeable
February 16th, 2007
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you should call this site "John Hammond hates himself"
February 16th, 2007
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best one of these sites yet
February 16th, 2007
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This I loled
February 16th, 2007
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February 16th, 2007
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John Hammond hates John Hammond
February 16th, 2007
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Bacillus subtillus
February 16th, 2007
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Clever. Very clever.
February 16th, 2007
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I.. dont really find this funny. Sorry
February 16th, 2007
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greathtttt
February 16th, 2007
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I love this one...just as funny as when he says he hates dr l337: http://jhjp.ytmnd.com/
February 16th, 2007
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I really love that man.
February 16th, 2007
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congrats at this very moment you've got more views then Prank telemarketer! Anyways i still get a kick from Jurassic park parody's...
February 16th, 2007
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perfection
February 16th, 2007
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WHICH HAMMOND DOES HE HATE?! THERE ARE TWO! I DEMAND CLOSURE!
February 16th, 2007
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I am sad that this actor (Richard Attenbourough was it?) is dead. If he's dead.
February 16th, 2007
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One of the best lines in that movie.
February 16th, 2007
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LOL!
February 16th, 2007
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LOL! So simple, yet so genius.
February 16th, 2007
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clever girl
February 16th, 2007
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@ thebarracudabruiser: he's not dead IRL. :-|
February 16th, 2007
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Freaking, BRILLIANT
February 16th, 2007
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just awesome!
February 16th, 2007
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Neat.
February 16th, 2007
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Epic. I knew what was coming, and I couldn't wait.
February 16th, 2007
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February 16th, 2007
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F*cking epic.
February 16th, 2007
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laugh at loud
February 16th, 2007
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good movie
February 16th, 2007
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I need a drop of your blood, your blood
February 16th, 2007
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great site
February 16th, 2007
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That's really sad. And still kinda funny.
February 16th, 2007
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February 16th, 2007
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February 16th, 2007
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This has unlimited potential. You can put whoever you want on the screen! Brilliant!
February 16th, 2007
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oww! John that hurts!
February 16th, 2007
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haha
February 16th, 2007
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Wtf
February 16th, 2007
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JP is ripe for YTMNDs... We need an Ebaum-Dennis Nedry "stealing the YTMND" site
February 16th, 2007
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Fantastible
February 16th, 2007
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Poor John =(
February 16th, 2007
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Amazing.
February 16th, 2007
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i c wut u did thur
February 16th, 2007
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Spectacular
February 16th, 2007
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.uoy fo revelc woH !ynnuf yrev si tahT !ah ah aH
February 16th, 2007
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Aaaaaaaaaw!!!! John you have so much to live for!! aaaw!
February 16th, 2007
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This is quite excellent considering how hard it is to make a gif like that.
February 16th, 2007
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It's even more depressing to make a YTMND and get no vote
February 16th, 2007
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5 five 1234(5) FIVE OMG FIVE 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
February 16th, 2007
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lol
February 16th, 2007
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BALLS.
February 16th, 2007
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lol, pray for a heart attack, fatty.
February 16th, 2007
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this is pure gold
February 16th, 2007
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Simple, but inspired.
February 16th, 2007
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Genius!
February 16th, 2007
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Awesome keep it up!
February 16th, 2007
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epic
February 16th, 2007
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winner.
February 16th, 2007
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Hahaha
February 16th, 2007
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hello Jon.... Hello... helloeloelelehelehelehhheleleee JOn
February 16th, 2007
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I know how he feels.
February 16th, 2007
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lmAoooo man
February 16th, 2007
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Description earns you a 5
February 16th, 2007
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great work for a great movie
February 16th, 2007
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Good job.
February 16th, 2007
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Poor John
February 16th, 2007
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I guess it does kind of suck to have clones. It's like all the worst qualities of siblings times 10.
February 16th, 2007
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my mind has been blown.
February 17th, 2007
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I really hate that man.
February 17th, 2007
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BRILLIANT!
February 17th, 2007
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had me coughing
February 25th, 2007
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nice with the 3 Johns
March 9th, 2007
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http://thismoonwedothfeastintheinfernalregions.ytmnd.com/
May 5th, 2007
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Once again, one of the best YTMNDs ever made. I love it.
August 20th, 2009
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KKK