Spider-Man's Greatest Bible Stories!
Created on: April 13th, 2007
Spider-Man's Greatest Bible Stories!
Yet another chapter that was left out of the bible along with Raptor Jesus.

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April 13th, 2007
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Epic!
April 13th, 2007
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truly awesome my friend, too bad you submitted when the downvoters are most on the prowl...5 stars
April 13th, 2007
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I see what you mean. Perhaps I should re-submit it later? Thanks for the awesome comment.
April 13th, 2007
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prowl. suck a dick.
April 13th, 2007
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WTF Spidey, Jesus is Jewish! he doesn't eat bacon.
April 13th, 2007
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Nah, everyone knows Jesus was anti-establishment. He broke Jewish laws all over the place.
April 13th, 2007
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Only the Jewish don't eat bacon. They were (and still are) following the Old Testament laws that were abolished when Jesus came. Then they rejected and murdered him. So the story goes.
April 13th, 2007
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eggs and bacon
April 13th, 2007
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5'd for poland
April 13th, 2007
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I love this. However, Spider man lived for like 5,000 years. And In Christian theology, there would be no need for Jesus to die if Spidey had defeated the Serpent's plot.
April 13th, 2007
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so you're saying that this ytmnd is illogical? :p
April 13th, 2007
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I believe you mean Christian Mythology. /logic.
April 13th, 2007
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KillerRiz, Spiderman makes it THEOLOGY. That's true logic.
April 13th, 2007
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Well this was completely copied. not bad.
April 13th, 2007
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WTF
April 13th, 2007
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(made the gif myself)
April 13th, 2007
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It might have been copied from somewhere else, but I haven't seen it before.
April 13th, 2007
(1)
good job you repackaged someone else's work?
April 13th, 2007
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Did he ever claim it as his own work? I don't think so, now change that 1 to a 5 and stop bitching about nothing.
April 13th, 2007
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hey look. a website on another website. tuttle43 is YTMND about repackaging funnies from around the internet for ytmnd, or being creative on one's own? You make the decision.
April 13th, 2007
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"is YTMND about repackaging funnies from around the internet for ytmnd, or being creative on one's own?" Do you want the honest answer?
April 13th, 2007
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don't do drugs my ass
April 13th, 2007
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Genius.
April 13th, 2007
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April 13th, 2007
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Swing and a miss
April 13th, 2007
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Jews like money and not bacon.
April 13th, 2007
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5ive
April 13th, 2007
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5'd for "who wants eggs and bacon?" lawl.
April 13th, 2007
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Seen it before, but still funny
April 13th, 2007
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5'd for Spider-man. Needed more slavery.
April 13th, 2007
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I won't spiderman, I won't
April 13th, 2007
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silly
April 13th, 2007
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Ok so... what did YOU do?
April 13th, 2007
(1)
Morning sunshine! Who wants eggs and bacon?
April 13th, 2007
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original, awesome, and funny. Great work
April 13th, 2007
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oh my god you're joking. original!?!??
April 13th, 2007
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5
April 13th, 2007
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These are so old. I've seen them before I found YTMND, which by now has been over a year and 5 months...if I did my math correctly.
April 13th, 2007
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sh*t sucks u didn't do any of it how does my 1 taste bitch
May 18th, 2007
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you're a dick
April 13th, 2007
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you just won the friggin internet
April 13th, 2007
(1)
Damn the church, for they hide many great stories from us. My favorite is the story in Rapinucus 12, Verse 6, Line 289: And Raptor Jesus did then say, with his salivating choppers gaping, Feed me a lamb and from thine divine excrement, I will make you all Yo-Yo's.
April 13th, 2007
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Gonna have to agree with Pettit on this one
April 13th, 2007
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the hulk one was great, because apparentlyall that spiderman did was stand there and motion towards the hulk
April 13th, 2007
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greatness.
April 13th, 2007
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Godly
April 13th, 2007
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This was nowhere near a 5 until the hulk and the split water comic came up.
April 13th, 2007
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5'd
April 13th, 2007
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DON'T DO DRUGS!!!!
April 13th, 2007
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instant classic 34324'd
April 13th, 2007
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religion = mind owned
April 13th, 2007
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boooooooooooooooooo!
April 13th, 2007
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All this just to say "dont do drugs",lolol
April 13th, 2007
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Jesus' spidersilk sombrero made it.
April 13th, 2007
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spiderman could have helped dying jesus down from the cross, but instead, made him a hat. A sombrero, at that.
April 13th, 2007
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hahaha oh wow requesting sauce
April 13th, 2007
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Awesome. PTKFGS Venom helps DESTROY!
April 13th, 2007
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im f*cking gay
April 13th, 2007
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no
April 13th, 2007
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I am obligated to vote 5
April 13th, 2007
(0)
rofl epic win
April 13th, 2007
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(^_^)
April 13th, 2007
(1)
comics > bible bullsh*t
April 13th, 2007
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April 13th, 2007
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Awesome Stuff, but 3'd because the pictures don't fit on my screen. They go off the top and bottom.
April 20th, 2007
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the greatest ever told, and its actually believable too xD
April 23rd, 2007
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The would make a better movie than Sandman and Venom.
May 4th, 2007
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wtf lolol
May 22nd, 2007
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I almost beleived that was a lost comic book. Good job guys! You deserve this 5
July 17th, 2007
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Win.
July 21st, 2007
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Morning sunshine! Who wants eggs and bacon? spiderman could have helped dying jesus down from the cross, but instead gave Jesus a hat. GO Christian Spidey!
September 16th, 2007
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victory!!!