Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order
Created on: April 17th, 2007
Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order
It wouldn't be so bad if the co-workers on the elevator would wear less perfume.

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April 17th, 2007
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why they blocking the stairs? lol
April 17th, 2007
(1)
Stairs temporarily in order.
April 17th, 2007
(0)
5 for lazy america
April 17th, 2007
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You must work in Florida.
April 17th, 2007
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wtf is a comb plate. They are making this sh*t up.
April 17th, 2007
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F, This is f*cking lame.
April 17th, 2007
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Idiots. Ever seen an escalator? They have grooves in the steps. Those aren't just for looks. The stairs form together and go under the escalator and is moved under the escalator back to the beginning. Underneath, you have a vast array of machinery that moves the conveyor to move the steps. One of those pieces of equipment is a COMB PLATE. They call it this because it goes between the grooves in the stairs like a comb. And you can't have people walking on the escalator while your working on that equipment.
April 17th, 2007
(0)
This is one of my favorite comedy bits ever, sorry for the convenience.
April 17th, 2007
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So you used the audio from another site in the exact same concept...
April 17th, 2007
(0)
Been done many times before.
April 17th, 2007
(1)
hedberg rules
April 17th, 2007
(0)
Definitely photoshopped.
April 17th, 2007
(0)
vote raised to 3 cuz of the mitch hedberg byte. no one cares about your office life lol.
April 17th, 2007
(0)
Wow a joke from a standup comedy taken into literal sense as a YTMND. wowwwww
April 18th, 2007
(0)
5'd for Mitch!
April 18th, 2007
(0)
not worth it
April 18th, 2007
(0)
I love voting 5 to get peoples hopes up, then crushing them with 2 less stars.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
5'd for mitch R.I.P.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
5 for Mitch
April 18th, 2007
(0)
R.I.P. Mitch
April 18th, 2007
(0)
April 18th, 2007
(0)
http://escalatormitch.ytmnd.com/
April 18th, 2007
(0)
I guess its true......LOL
April 18th, 2007
(1)
RIP MITCH
April 18th, 2007
(0)
wow I didn't know that you could make sites by direct ripping standup comedy skits and putting them on ytmnd, that's ingenius. maybe next time i'll rip a prank phone call lolololol
April 18th, 2007
(0)
AKA How to prank a telemarketer
April 18th, 2007
(0)
You failed so hard...
April 18th, 2007
(0)
heh
April 18th, 2007
(0)
pwnd
April 18th, 2007
(0)
one of my favorite mitch hedberg observations
April 18th, 2007
(0)
i just noticed that it's been done already. -3
April 18th, 2007
(1)
Come plate?
April 18th, 2007
(0)
This is how americans are so fat, when stairs are closed until they are elevators.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
5 for mitch
April 18th, 2007
(0)
5'd for Mitch Hedberg
April 18th, 2007
(0)
lol! why's its blocked off! f*cking morons
April 18th, 2007
(0)
5, simply because of the horrific downvoting.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
LOLOL
April 18th, 2007
(0)
God damn Mitch Hedberg is not funny.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
yeah he's a funny guy
April 19th, 2007
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Wrong again, Hedberg!
April 19th, 2007
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yeah, had to change it simply because the exact same thing has been done with the exact same sound byte :(
April 19th, 2007
(0)
also tired of this being on U&C
April 19th, 2007
(0)
works since it was your office building. also, hedberg