Kirk Can't Help Himself
Created on: February 6th, 2008
Kirk Can't Help Himself
Captain Kirk from "star trek" (the head leader dude on the starship enterprise) never misses a golden opportunity to show how much of a refined gentleman he is.

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February 6th, 2008
(8)
I like how she just sits there and takes it.
February 6th, 2008
(8)
Breaking the fourth wall and second base.
February 7th, 2008
(8)
Why is it when Kirk does it, everyone including me loves it and gives it 5's. But when I try that during lunch, everyone gives me wierd looks and suspensions?
February 7th, 2008
(1)
You need to be in a position of authority before everyone will pretend that it's okay. (Even then, it's not guaranteed. For example, avoid interns and cigars.)
February 8th, 2008
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i dont know how much of a virgin you would have to be to find this funny
February 6th, 2008
(1)
well done sire
February 6th, 2008
(11)
show her your "O" face, Kirk
February 8th, 2008
(0)
You know what I'm talking about.
February 6th, 2008
(4)
I love how the description says, "Captain Kirk from star trek." (Good thing you cleared that up. I thought you meant the OTHER Captain Kirk.)
February 6th, 2008
(3)
what about captian kirk from 'house of the dead'. (That movie was balls)
February 6th, 2008
(5)
Movie? That name belongs to one of the best arcade shooters ever even if the storyline sucks. Screw a movie that stole its name...
February 6th, 2008
(2)
Captain Kahn?
February 6th, 2008
(1)
the house of the dead movie is the worst one ive ever seen. I highly suggest watching it and then wanting to kill yourself. Its worth it.
February 6th, 2008
(1)
Yes... Captain KHAN
February 6th, 2008
(8)
im on ytmnd on my wii right now lol
February 6th, 2008
(0)
it wont let me see the whole flash on my wii :(
February 7th, 2008
(3)
That's because your wii is too small... el oh el
February 6th, 2008
(4)
the glance at the audience after a brief moment is priceless. "you wish you were Kirk right now, don't you, you sick f*ck?"
February 6th, 2008
(0)
Eye twitch FTW.
February 6th, 2008
(2)
5 for explaining who this "Kirk" is
February 6th, 2008
(0)
oh man. you manipulate well.
February 6th, 2008
(0)
he should touch bones too FTW
February 6th, 2008
(0)
I loved it.
February 6th, 2008
(9)
She's a sex addict in real life.
February 6th, 2008
(0)
LOL
February 6th, 2008
(0)
FAP!
February 6th, 2008
(0)
Janice Rand is HOT HOT HOT!!!
February 6th, 2008
(7)
John Gayer = fail
February 6th, 2008
(0)
I agree.
February 6th, 2008
(2)
1. I really like how Kirk is doing the Balok/Baby Clint Howard Laugh-- http://youngclinthoward.ytmnd.com/ --- 2.I really think this gif is begging for a funnier audio choice.
February 6th, 2008
(1)
High voltage?
February 6th, 2008
(-2)
B============D - - - - (*splat*) !_! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
February 6th, 2008
(0)
yeah, definitely could use an audio boost.
February 6th, 2008
(1)
How about some Esquivel - Mucha Muchacha?
February 6th, 2008
(0)
haha I didn't choose the song because I liked it, I chose it because it represents such a contrast of what's going on in the gif. If anybody has ANY music suggestions to go with this I will seriously consider them lol.
February 7th, 2008
(1)
BTW, I had the idea of using ACDC's "Touch Too Much" but I already used ACDC in my last pervirk site (or kirvert?) Think it would be ok to use ACDC again?
February 7th, 2008
(1)
Ok I went ahead and updated with acdc. The dudes sing about all sorts of ways to violate women, so if I ever create another site that makes Kirk look like a pervert, I think I'll end up just using acdc again.
February 7th, 2008
(0)
I think you have a new "No Class"-esque fad going on... except with more orriginal music
February 8th, 2008
(0)
F*ck yeah on the music update. That's how Kirk rolls. You've got some serious AC/DC mojo happening with your sites. Have a drink on me.
March 27th, 2008
(0)
You should use "Touch Me" by the Doors.
February 6th, 2008
(-3)
retarded and juvenile
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
I know, It's Awsome.
February 6th, 2008
(4)
thats a mangasm right there.
February 6th, 2008
(-1)
She looks like Chloe from 24.
February 6th, 2008
(0)
Sure he can. Stop making excuses for him. Hehe ;)
February 6th, 2008
(0)
You're lucky I can't rate any lower because 1 star can't even begin to describe the amount of suck that is John Mayer.
February 7th, 2008
(2)
Fair enough lol
February 6th, 2008
(0)
:O
February 6th, 2008
(-1)
4 for TV Land
February 6th, 2008
(0)
KIRK HAS NO CLASS
February 6th, 2008
(0)
hello hi I am kassius
February 6th, 2008
(1)
I just shat pure magic fumes after watching this
February 6th, 2008
(0)
lmao at Kirk's reaction
February 6th, 2008
(0)
http://kirkcanthelphimself.ytmnd.com/
February 7th, 2008
(1)
4
February 7th, 2008
(0)
It's only natural.
February 7th, 2008
(0)
Kirk-a-feel
February 7th, 2008
(2)
Kirk's orgasmo face, and the look on hers at the end is priceless.
February 7th, 2008
(1)
Upon airing these allegations of sexual harassment from her superiors, Chloe was immediately granted a transfer to CTU Los Angeles
February 7th, 2008
(2)
I knew I'd seen that round face w/bland expression somewhere recently.
February 7th, 2008
(1)
5 for not making this a "Kirk has no class" site.
February 7th, 2008
(0)
Long live Kirok
February 7th, 2008
(1)
kirks no jerk hes a real classy dude
February 7th, 2008
(0)
perv
February 7th, 2008
(0)
good stuff.....and slick boob grab
February 7th, 2008
(0)
excellent
February 7th, 2008
(1)
Chick looks like Cutthroat Bitch
February 9th, 2008
(0)
I thought so too
February 7th, 2008
(2)
Either she's "breaking the fourth wall", or staring through the computer screen gazing at my manliness.
February 7th, 2008
(0)
he does seem to be quite pleased with the experience.
February 7th, 2008
(0)
i like this audio more for sure. once i get fireworks working again, ill make my own version of this site, properly cited though.
February 8th, 2008
(1)
IT"S SEVEN OF NINE'S MOTHER
February 8th, 2008
(0)
made of win :P
February 8th, 2008
(0)
His reaction is 5.
February 9th, 2008
(0)
5 at first feel.
February 9th, 2008
(0)
Is that kirk's "O" Face?
February 9th, 2008
(0)
KIRK'S MAN SAUCE!!!!
February 12th, 2008
(0)
Hi-effing-larious
February 12th, 2008
(0)
lol 5 gray stars
February 14th, 2008
(1)
Are you getting that old :)
March 6th, 2008
(0)
Go Kirk!
April 29th, 2008
(0)
A Best Site Eva