Young Mortal Combat Association
Created on: October 11th, 2008
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I'm giving this site one star because I'm an obsessive-compulsive fanboy who needs video game references to adhere so strictly to canon and continuity that it should come at the expense of the joke that dictates its existence. Better to miss the point entirely than to reinterpret the work as something slightly different what its original creators intended! +3 because I'm also an idiot.
Don't you say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite, but if you say one more thine, WORD ONE, I will kill myself, then when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you, this FEAR ENGINE will bore a hole between that world and this one.
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming- as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will appear above your bed, and from it will appear a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will only see a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face my dark work begins. I shall open one of my six mouths, and sing the song that ends the earth.
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