A Dramatic Floorball Letter Reading
Created on: January 24th, 2010
A Dramatic Floorball Letter Reading
IWillEatYourFuckingS 
dramaticfloorballletterreading.ytmnd.com
I got this letter about floorball in my inbox last year. I don't know how I got on the mailing list for floorball.
my gmail account/Keanu Reeves
me and a friend/"Attack" - Hans Zimmer

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alphamail
January 24th, 2010
1:08:44 AM CST
(7)
holy godamn
alphasuede
January 24th, 2010
11:22:58 AM CST
(1)
+5 for the Bram Stroker Dracula like sound!
Sixers
January 24th, 2010
1:26:46 AM CST
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Damn man. Nice. -1 for Zimmer though.
adventuresicle
January 24th, 2010
1:32:22 AM CST
(-2)
AH! WHAT THE HECK?! I cant handle this right now.
mr-dink
January 29th, 2010
6:37:15 PM CST
(4)
PLAY GAME DIE DIE WANT TO WIN
severin
January 24th, 2010
1:38:23 AM CST
(6)
this is the most epic thing i've seen in a long time!
SeNtu
January 24th, 2010
1:45:02 AM CST
(3)
Haha 5 for voiceover... kinda sounded like Bill from true blood...mixed with kianuu
SeNtu
January 24th, 2010
1:47:39 AM CST
(4)
ok heard the whole thing...best performance ever..fav
Preng
January 24th, 2010
2:10:05 AM CST
(3)
Dude, the voicing was perfect. "I just realized something. I'M GLAD TO BE LEAVING!" had me sh*t a lung.
prairiedogeric10
January 24th, 2010
2:12:08 AM CST
(3)
maybe I am laughing at this because I need sleep. also, when I first heard the reading I was thinking "it's gotta be some Asian"...then the talk about Malaysia and Singapore answered my question.
jimbo7676
January 24th, 2010
2:26:15 AM CST
(10)
Floorball is all about heart. It's not about winning or losing.
onethreethreeseven
January 24th, 2010
3:06:43 AM CST
(0)
Great Job!
ambulo
January 24th, 2010
6:20:52 PM CST
(1)
I care for floorball and you all just scoff at me.
JAGUART
January 25th, 2010
1:45:01 AM CST
(1)
We must petition The Vatican to nominate Ghim as the Patron Saint of Floorball. Immediately.
red-wolf76
January 25th, 2010
1:43:13 PM CST
(0)
*lol* St. Ghim. His balls almost reach the floor!
Nooblet
January 24th, 2010
2:34:20 AM CST
(7)
TO ROLL OVER ONE? TO TRAMPLE?
KaptainKool
January 24th, 2010
2:50:36 AM CST
(5)
YOU THINK WE WHUUUUUT??????
jimmm
January 24th, 2010
2:53:49 AM CST
(4)
EVERYONE BLOODY sit one circle and talk and talk.
Big-P
January 24th, 2010
5:49:12 AM CST
(4)
"Let this be the end. I'm going to bury it with this email." <- EPICALLY DELICIOUS.
Calx
January 24th, 2010
6:15:24 AM CST
(4)
you took me to the floorball court and showed me what it meant to feel
Vykkdraygo713
January 24th, 2010
6:53:18 AM CST
(9)
SH*T YOU ALLL... SH*T YOU.
Vykkdraygo713
January 24th, 2010
6:55:39 AM CST
(11)
also, that was a massive explosion and i shouldnt have said it.
ambulo
January 24th, 2010
8:27:18 AM CST
(1)
This site better get the respect it deserves.
xwildturkx
January 24th, 2010
8:39:44 AM CST
(1)
5 for the music and yelling!!
Aldrai
January 24th, 2010
8:47:42 AM CST
(0)
Epic.
tjpld
January 24th, 2010
9:07:59 AM CST
(1)
EVeryon?!!
mudxorz
January 24th, 2010
9:59:05 AM CST
(1)
why did he keep saying "one" ??
ambulo
January 24th, 2010
5:41:41 PM CST
(6)
his shift key wasn't working
chasd
February 1st, 2010
2:46:01 PM CST
(0)
LOL @ ambulo
CrazyRay
January 24th, 2010
10:01:27 AM CST
(0)
5'd and fav'd because I got a headache from the grammatical mistakes in the first paragraph alone
kekko
January 24th, 2010
10:48:01 AM CST
(5)
You really made me laugh with this gem! Also, your voice is quite sexy :3
IWillEatYourFuckingS
January 24th, 2010
1:11:46 PM CST
(3)
Thanks, but, it's actually my friend who's talking with the epic voice. I did the recording/mixing.
kekko
January 24th, 2010
3:11:00 PM CST
(1)
Oh, I didn't know... it was a great idea to make a ytmnd out of it; dramatic readings are not really my thing, but this one sure cracked me up!
red-wolf76
January 25th, 2010
1:45:11 PM CST
(1)
Your friend should consider doing voice acting Keanu spoofs... He was born for dramatic reading! I'm still cracking up...
Zerocyde
January 24th, 2010
11:07:24 AM CST
(0)
F*cking amazing. 5stars.
bobby-guapo
January 24th, 2010
11:32:55 AM CST
(0)
I cried.
JoeBlast
January 24th, 2010
11:36:31 AM CST
(0)
A++. Would watch again.
WESTBEN2002
January 24th, 2010
12:22:57 PM CST
(3)
I wanted to quit halfway though, but I saw ALL CAPS towards the end, and I had to hear it and I was not disappointed
Vinkster
January 24th, 2010
12:33:08 PM CST
(1)
5d for "then i had idea"
blazelocomotive
January 24th, 2010
12:41:03 PM CST
(4)
EXCELLENT SITE ONE?!!?!!!!!!
SHU
January 24th, 2010
12:46:09 PM CST
(0)
epic
ryanmontana
January 24th, 2010
1:56:14 PM CST
(2)
BRAVO ONE!
lickitwellhiem
January 24th, 2010
2:01:58 PM CST
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absolutely hate dramatic reading sites.
poopypants26
January 24th, 2010
2:37:03 PM CST
(2)
What makes it better is the apology to the right.
JoeyJoeJoe
January 24th, 2010
2:42:11 PM CST
(-3)
tl;dw
paphan
January 24th, 2010
2:51:15 PM CST
(2)
SH*T YOU ALL!
tjpld
January 24th, 2010
4:22:32 PM CST
(1)
SH*T YOU!
JAGUART
January 24th, 2010
3:14:18 PM CST
(6)
The guy who wrote this died for our sins.
joejew
January 24th, 2010
3:51:02 PM CST
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tl;dl
tikkimann
January 24th, 2010
4:03:06 PM CST
(5)
You know, I actually feel bad for this guy. It sounds like he's got a point. But it's hard to say that with a straight face after "TO ROLL OVER ONE? TO TRAMPLE? TO SPIT ON AR??"
SeNtu
January 24th, 2010
5:02:49 PM CST
(3)
You think we WHAAAAAAAAT
jetz
January 25th, 2010
12:03:20 PM CST
(2)
TO SPIT ON ARRRRR???????
Mnm1002
January 24th, 2010
5:39:04 PM CST
(0)
4d until you replace Mr. Reeves with Mr. Pullman
ambulo
January 24th, 2010
5:43:24 PM CST
(3)
I've listened to this about twenty times now. Oh my god. I just can't get enough. Especially the way he says the name "Ghim." Perfect.
red-wolf76
January 25th, 2010
1:47:38 PM CST
(0)
Agreed... I'm a complete laughing flash even after just one tour of this... Epic!
adventuresicle
January 24th, 2010
6:07:41 PM CST
(1)
There's no crying in floorball!
Flight33
January 24th, 2010
6:23:40 PM CST
(0)
HAZING THEM ALL?
egonym
January 24th, 2010
7:46:38 PM CST
(0)
hah. English isn't his first language.
killamajig
January 25th, 2010
8:18:32 AM CST
(1)
hah. It's his sixth language an he don't talk it all good.
keeavin
January 24th, 2010
10:15:52 PM CST
(1)
This is read pretty well, unlike the original dramatic reading YTMND, which is f*cking stupid.
OmniIcyshelf
January 25th, 2010
11:02:54 AM CST
(1)
That one is the most viewed. One of the first dramatic readings was done by Boomaga, and it was pretty damn good: http://baumanletters.ytmnd.com/
aluminummallard
January 24th, 2010
11:18:59 PM CST
(2)
You all need to take out your stupid cushions and throw them in the air...
tjpld
January 25th, 2010
10:18:22 AM CST
(0)
If you throw up cushions you should see a doctor.
aluminummallard
February 16th, 2021
6:46:06 AM CST
(0)
I stand by my statement, you stupid motherfuckers.
effigyeleven
January 24th, 2010
11:27:30 PM CST
(0)
fan-f*cking-tastic
redlinkmaster
January 24th, 2010
11:53:12 PM CST
(3)
COMMENTING AH??
UNATCO
January 25th, 2010
12:27:10 AM CST
(0)
I hate jocks
Snazzle89
January 27th, 2010
3:22:05 PM CST
(5)
Yeah, especially the big, masculine Floorball jocks.
DinosaurHunter
January 25th, 2010
11:56:51 AM CST
(0)
WHAT??????????????
mrnoodle
January 25th, 2010
12:40:54 PM CST
(0)
I reactivated my account just so i could fav and comment on the first page of a ytmnd that will be spread across the internet for eternity.
Linkcm
January 25th, 2010
12:52:23 PM CST
(1)
This is without a doubt the best dramatic reading I've ever had the tickled pleasure of listening to. I think I actually cried on the inside as well. Bravo!
Linkcm
January 25th, 2010
12:53:32 PM CST
(0)
Oh, not to mention, I normally Ctrl+D my favorite YTMND sites...this is the first site I *FAV!*'d. :P
sAge
January 25th, 2010
1:26:02 PM CST
(1)
F*CK Downvoters.
red-wolf76
January 25th, 2010
1:42:03 PM CST
(0)
This is so incredibly hilarious! Especially with the Keanu "I can't talk" Reeves voice...
junit
January 25th, 2010
2:40:26 PM CST
(0)
Amazing reading
falcon7
January 25th, 2010
4:10:38 PM CST
(0)
what the hell is floorball?
DinosaurHunter
January 29th, 2010
5:28:17 AM CST
(0)
Same as ceiling ball, but done on the floor.
mondays
January 25th, 2010
6:52:40 PM CST
(0)
Amazing. Just too damn long.
POS
January 25th, 2010
9:51:51 PM CST
(0)
I don't fav much.
xamaryllix
January 26th, 2010
1:25:08 PM CST
(0)
I'm glad I listened to the whole thing! So funny!
karlaanne
January 26th, 2010
2:02:29 PM CST
(1)
holy god. i was crying i was laughing so hard. thank you for this. A+!!!!!
hulkster225
January 26th, 2010
3:09:46 PM CST
(0)
SH*T YOU YTMND SH*T YOU!!!
Obee1kaboozie
January 26th, 2010
3:48:23 PM CST
(0)
/Ghim/
trillionagesprout
January 26th, 2010
4:27:02 PM CST
(0)
Does this guy speak English as a second language or something?
JacobR248
January 26th, 2010
9:44:40 PM CST
(0)
Epic!
Ryuhkae
January 27th, 2010
1:16:16 AM CST
(0)
I lol'd at "HAZING THEM AH?" and I f*cking LOST it at "SH*T YOU ALL. SH*T YOU!". Also, the "I'M GLAD I'M LEAVING!" sounded like Nathan Explosion.
IWillEatYourFuckingS
January 27th, 2010
10:23:54 AM CST
(0)
You know, I was thinking for the longest time that the "I'm glad I'm leaving" line sounded like someone really familiar, and that was pretty much who I was thinking of.
tjpld
January 27th, 2010
1:34:10 PM CST
(0)
It reminded me of the crippled guy from Family Guy when he shouts.
SlickDevil15
January 27th, 2010
4:56:39 AM CST
(0)
Bravo, sir.
eigerzoom
January 27th, 2010
7:40:08 AM CST
(1)
when does the 2hr documentary come out
IWillEatYourFuckingS
January 27th, 2010
10:24:32 AM CST
(0)
TODAY.
GreenMaster8
January 27th, 2010
8:24:27 PM CST
(0)
When does the movie come out? FLoorBAll!?
IWillEatYourFuckingS
January 27th, 2010
9:45:41 PM CST
(3)
3 BLOODY YEARS!!!
joe579003
March 7th, 2011
10:51:38 AM CST
(0)
ON January 27th, 2013, I am calling you out on this one. BE PREPARED!
joe579003
October 25th, 2013
2:44:53 AM CDT
(0)
GOD DAMNIT I FORGOT
Magnus-Vir
January 28th, 2010
4:06:38 PM CST
(0)
Are there any reply emails that you know of? Or other stuff from this guy? He's a day-brightener.
IWillEatYourFuckingS
January 28th, 2010
6:14:54 PM CST
(0)
Those are the only two I have.
JacobR248
January 28th, 2010
4:32:47 PM CST
(0)
Is Ghim retarded? Horrible grammar ftl.
LexiconDevil13
January 28th, 2010
10:00:32 PM CST
(0)
SH*T YOU ALLL!!!!
SonKaku
January 29th, 2010
7:29:52 AM CST
(0)
5 for SH*T YOU ALL. SH*T YOU!
chrisj787
January 30th, 2010
10:36:28 PM CST
(0)
hands down one of the best sites ever made.....every time i watch this i find something i missed ahahah
ZaphodBreeblebrox
January 31st, 2010
12:45:31 PM CST
(0)
This is my new favorite YTMND. Congrats Ghim
joe579003
January 31st, 2010
3:48:15 PM CST
(1)
Man, with this much dissension among team Singapore, no way they're gonna beat Finland, let alone SWITZERLAND!
jhzildjian
January 31st, 2010
9:53:21 PM CST
(1)
Ok lar let them do.
joe579003
February 4th, 2010
3:08:28 PM CST
(1)
So we can lazy lazy relax!
superflydemon
January 31st, 2010
10:37:43 PM CST
(0)
zimmer ftw
Mr-Vash
February 1st, 2010
8:06:58 PM CST
(0)
"SH*T YOU ALL. SH*T YOU." is now a meme
Achilles088
February 1st, 2010
8:29:50 PM CST
(2)
You sound like you could be a good screamer.... Then I got idea
Becket
February 1st, 2010
8:46:55 PM CST
(6)
This should go in the hall of fame. I'M DEAD SERIOUS ONE!!!! This is just as epic as Cosby Bebop and the like.
Marcaliss
April 30th, 2010
11:19:47 PM CDT
(3)
I NEED to watch this at least once every week.
littleicyman
May 25th, 2010
4:18:18 PM CDT
(1)
This is perfect.

"I throw stupid cushion in the air. That one is okay. I don't mind or think about it."
joe579003
June 15th, 2010
6:05:13 PM CDT
(1)
Glad he isn't taking his frustrations out on the stupid cushion, and simply throwing back up into the air!
tachifeely
February 9th, 2011
9:53:49 PM CST
(1)
DAMN, EXCELLENT voiceover right there. +10 points for the literal reading of the shortforms and singlish verbs as well XD
woman
June 3rd, 2014
3:51:25 AM CDT
(1)
One of the last great sites before YTMND died later that year one!
woman
June 7th, 2014
5:31:43 PM CDT
(0)
ghim.ytmnd.com
joe579003
July 28th, 2016
1:46:58 AM CDT
(1)
About every six months I come back to this one. A true classic.
joe579003
August 18th, 2017
3:16:21 PM CDT
(0)
Still my all time favorite.