I was thinking of making a Doctor Who site where it's all ms paint and The Doctor has a cat that keeps shitting on the console. Rory says, "Doctor you fucked up. You've turned the universe into a giant ass."
"Well that's why you don't bring CATS into the TARDIS, you twit!
"You materialized around his hiding spot behind the TV!"
"SHUT UP and fly the Tardis while I make cat litter out of chunks of the floor."
The Doctor will discover that the Tardis didn't come with an emergency sledge hammer and curse the manufacturer. But they crash on Planet Wetfood and they never see the cat again. Amy cries.