buenas tardes amigo

hello again pals,

first off i'd like to thank all of you for your showing of support. you have all been very generous!

there is so much going on right now, I don't even know where to begin. As of tomorrow I think I've officially won the Snakes on a Plane fan contest. That being said, I've decided to split the winnings with igberd, who is #2 in the contest, but obviously the true #1 fan. If the contest organizers will have it, I want him to have the screening and I'll just walk away with the Sobe, that way everyone walks away happy.

read more for further updates

now, on to business. I've been talking to quite a few different advertising places and things are looking better. I also got the new design for YTMND and I think you guys will really like it.

I haven't decided if I'm going to leak out more of the new design and layout before it has solidified more, but it's pretty damn good. It will be a lot of work to port the entire site over to the new skin but I'm going to try and get it done as soon as time allows.

I've received quite a few shirt designs, ranging from downright horrible to amazing, and within the next few days I'll give you guys the opportunity to decide which ones you want printed.

i am also getting an old friend to come up with a sticker design which should be pretty awesome as well. I will most likely include a couple with each shirt sold as well as sell them in stacks separately. When I get the design I'll post it up here.

More news in a couple days when I launch the big new feature I've been putting off for weeks. Also, if you haven't yet, please fill out the YTMND user demographic survey. You fellows will be pleased to know almost 10% of our users are female (or claim to be), maybe if you stop being so sleazy they will come out of the woodwork.

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isnt it spelled ibgerd
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ualaeuleaualualualaueluaulauelaeualeauelauealeualeualeulauealuealulelauelaulauelaluelauelaulueulaeluaeluaeulealuaeuleaulaeulaeluaeulealuealueaulaeuleualealeauleaulaelauelauelaeulauaelaluelauelaeualualuelaueluelauealeuleulaeulauelaualuelaulauelauelaulueleulauelaea
August 27th, 2006
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Two hundred and eighty-first.
August 27th, 2006
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I think sharing the winnings with ibgerd is awesome! Way to go Max, congrats to you both!
August 27th, 2006
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Im a graphic designer wish Id made somthing now !
August 27th, 2006
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OMG SHARING THE WINNINGS WITH IGBERD OH JOY. MAX THAT IS SO GREAT LETS GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY SOCCER. HAPPY.
August 27th, 2006
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Aww....max. You are sharing with igberd. If that act of kindness doesn't get us 1 million dollars, nothing will
August 27th, 2006
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shirts and stickers?(retrieves wad of cash) IM CHARGIN MY ACCOUNT!
August 27th, 2006
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IMMA FIRIN MY ACCOUNT
August 27th, 2006
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IN BEFORE 300!
August 27th, 2006
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lol Max is the man now dog
August 27th, 2006
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max im 291th!!
August 27th, 2006
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Girls on YTMND? No wai!
August 27th, 2006
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almost 10% of our users are female (or claim to be) LOL
August 27th, 2006
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my friends are pedos and they scare me
August 27th, 2006
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That's nice that you're sharing with that guy.
August 27th, 2006
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that ibgerd dude got a SoaP tatoo? lol what a tool
August 27th, 2006
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WHY IS THERE A CHILD
August 27th, 2006
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I have a waterworld tattoo on my ass, so I can really relate to bigbird
August 27th, 2006
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The dude to chick ratio on the internet is such an intense gradient....
August 27th, 2006
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(imagine very large block of text here)
August 27th, 2006
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Just wanna say thanks again max.
August 27th, 2006
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omfg girls are here h4x
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302 MUDDAF*CKA
August 27th, 2006
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stop stealing first place max you still do it even though you called it stupid )8
August 27th, 2006
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Womens can't use the internets. All lies.
August 27th, 2006
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Can't wait to see the new design.
August 27th, 2006
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Give me your Sobe NOW.
August 27th, 2006
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also max
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Lies. There are no girls on the internets.
August 27th, 2006
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312th ftw
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I liked the orange starry logo though. Will that change? :(
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snakes was a great movie but i would take that year's supply of sobe anyday! congratulations, max. i'm definitely buying tshirts and stickers when they come out.
August 27th, 2006
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That guy DOES NOT have 100 friends.
August 27th, 2006
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Good!
August 27th, 2006
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Yay for being part of the 10% of girls! which 5% are really girls .... or 3 people who are really girls without a sex change xD
August 27th, 2006
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there better be an Also, C*cks shirt out there!!!
August 27th, 2006
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in communist russia, design shows you
August 27th, 2006
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new design, plz. :)
August 27th, 2006
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There should be a shirt with the picture from baumanletters, and a big "LOL." at the bottom.
August 27th, 2006
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girls on the internets?
August 27th, 2006
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woo for women
August 27th, 2006
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mmkay
August 27th, 2006
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i wish i could be as hilariously post-modern as the rest of you
August 27th, 2006
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YOUR THE MAN NOW, MAX!
August 27th, 2006
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I am one of those 10%, actually. Since we're a minority, do we get the right to say "c*cks or gtfo"?
August 27th, 2006
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awesome!
August 27th, 2006
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No law suit for a bit... Wow tis a Christmas Miracle!
August 27th, 2006
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Good news!
August 27th, 2006
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SyntaxError dipsh*t he didn't say anything about ebaums
August 27th, 2006
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All hail max!
August 27th, 2006
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wtf is with the ultra-long posts?
August 27th, 2006
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I'm part of the 90%!
August 27th, 2006
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Any YTMNDers of the female persuasion are invited to come out of the woodwork in any way they see fit.
August 27th, 2006
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341st... always wanted to do that.
August 27th, 2006
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huzzah!
August 27th, 2006
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lol werd max
August 27th, 2006
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That's really cool you're gonna share the prize with him, Max.
August 27th, 2006
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FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENT! ==========D
August 27th, 2006
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Theres no way this guy has any friends to invite to his screening. Max should take the screening and invite all the YTMNDers nearby!
August 27th, 2006
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Did anyone else notice the waste of sperm line int he newreel when they show the text? Ill have to watch it again but I definitley saw it say waste of sperm.
August 27th, 2006
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is this the intrawebs?
August 27th, 2006
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max r u going to invite people to the screening or not? i mean we ARE the reason you got #1...
August 27th, 2006
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turbo is an idiot, i answered it honestly atleast
August 27th, 2006
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max, you need to share that sobe
August 27th, 2006
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wtf? Girls on the intraweb? oh noes!
August 27th, 2006
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also external genitalia.
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Max, you're awesome.
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lol, internal genitalia
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What the hell, The Teutonic Knights or Teutonic Order is a German Roman Catholic religious order formed at the end of the 12th century in Acre in Palestine. During the Middle Ages they were a crusading military order and wore white surcoats with a black cross. The order played an important role in the Middle East controlling the port tolls of Acre and made a first attempt for an independent state.[citation needed] After Christian forces were defeated, the order moved to Transylvania in 1211 to help defend against the Cumans. They were expelled in 1225, when attempting to create an independent state. Following the Golden Bull of Rimini, Grand Master Hermann von Salza and Duke Konrad I of Masovia made a joint invasion of Prussia in 1226 to Christianize the Baltic Old Prussians. The knights were then accused of cheating Polish rule and creating an independent monastic state. After basing itself in Prussia, the order became involved in many campaigns against its neighbours, the Kingdom of Poland, the Grand Duc
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The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government.
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August 27th, 2006
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Believe me when I say we have a difficult time ahead of us. But if we are to be prepared for it, we must first shed our fear of it. I stand here, before you now, truthfully unafraid. Why? Because I believe something you do not? No, I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me but because of the path that lies behind me. I remember that for 100 years we have fought these machines. I remember that for 100 years they have sent their armies to destroy us, and after a century of war I remember that which matters most... We are still here! Today, let us send a message to that army. Tonight, let us shake this cave. Tonight, let us tremble these halls of earth, steel, and stone, let us be heard from red core to black sky. Tonight, let us make them remember, THIS IS YTMND AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID!
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I have found the worst YTMND of all time! http://shaggyvelmadead.ytmnd.com/
August 27th, 2006
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max clear the iptracker for nsfw that f*cking thing says I have 4 accounts there and I only have 2.
August 27th, 2006
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In before the Conan/Emmy Awards YTMNDs.
August 27th, 2006
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I'M FEMALE! (an I'm telling the truth)
August 27th, 2006
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So max, he gets the movie, you get the sobe, but who gets the personalized plaque of l33tness?
August 27th, 2006
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@solid ass- who's smod then?
August 27th, 2006
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lol
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gratz on the soap win homie, and thanks for your hardwork on the site..thx again -Scrap
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August 27th, 2006
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come out of the woodwork? They already have, where have you been? :P J/k I love you Max, in a non-sexual way of course ^.^
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OMG OMG OMG 378thness
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i feel like i'm playing mario party: "You're a superstar!"
August 27th, 2006
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1st
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World of Warcraft is a feeling. Who needs a social life?
August 27th, 2006
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The decision you did with igberd is very generous max. I am honored to serve under your orders... also new site design:)
August 27th, 2006
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385 GET.
August 27th, 2006
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So when's the new site design rolling in?
August 27th, 2006
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LAST!
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388th? >_>
August 27th, 2006
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Still a 9:1 ration of guys to girls though.
August 27th, 2006
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maybe if you stop being so sleazy they will come out of the woodwork. Not bloody likely
August 27th, 2006
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um, *ratio
August 27th, 2006
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9 guys to 1 girl gets me pretty hot mosubo
August 27th, 2006
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Shirts. Need them. In XXXL. Also snacks.
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$_$
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posting a dumb comment to fit in
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YIPPIE
August 27th, 2006
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
August 27th, 2006
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Something needs to be done. I've never seen such a God awful "most viewed" list in my life.
August 27th, 2006
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wow,..uh, worst thread ever
August 27th, 2006
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YTMND is spying. Post your excryption methods here.
August 27th, 2006
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*encryption
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THIS COMMENT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHITE PEOPLE.
August 27th, 2006
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why dont you just take the screening, and invite igberd, and 99 other rad YTMNDers?
August 27th, 2006
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Making your way in the world today Takes everything you've got; Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? All those night when you've got no lights, The check is in the mail; And your little angel Hung the cat up by it's tail; And your third fiance didn't show; Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; You want to be where you can see, Our troubles are all the same; You want to be where everybody knows your name. Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead; The morning's looking bright; And your shrink ran off to Europe, And didn't even write; And your husband wants to be a girl; Be glad there's one place in the world Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; You want to go where people know, People are all the same; You want to go where everybody knows your name. Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came
August 27th, 2006
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There are no girls on the internet, tits or GTFO.
August 27th, 2006
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400!
August 28th, 2006
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Max was in it for the Caffeine.
August 28th, 2006
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is not a woman. also garth merenghi = great ytmnds.
August 28th, 2006
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Lol, did you do an IP range ban for Arizona or some sh*t on IRC? Cause I'm banned. And I haven't been on that in weeks! Now I have nothing to waste my time with.
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404
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YTMND stickers for my car. sweet.
August 28th, 2006
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OH SH*T 405. SoaP was by far the best movie I have ever seen. FTW
August 28th, 2006
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F*ck. You'd think the little numbers by the comments would stop this bragging bullsh*t. But NOO, it f*cking encourages it more. You all piss me off.
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Last :( :(
August 28th, 2006
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Goes against my better judgement to posting this, but I'm female. Honestly.
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Good show max!
August 28th, 2006
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"maybe if you stop being so sleazy they will come out of the woodwork." lol.
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That's it, I had it with these mofo ads on this mofo site. Everybody buckle up, I'm going to install some ad blockers...
August 28th, 2006
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Damn it Max, everyone voted for you because you're supposed to bring our sorry asses. You're splitting OUR win. *sob*
August 28th, 2006
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I keeed. Thou art noble.
August 28th, 2006
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Also Poland.
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Here's a thought: every once in a thousand times, the zooming text on YTMND's -actually- zooms towards me. Most of the time, however, it is just stationary. Does this happen for anybody else?
August 28th, 2006
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"Here's a thought: every once in a thousand times, the zooming text on YTMND's -actually- zooms towards me. Most of the time, however, it is just stationary. Does this happen for anybody else?" In IE7 at least, yes. Sometimes the text just appears, sometimes it comes on one line at a time. It's always been that way, but more often with pre-YTMND sites like itsatrap.net.
August 28th, 2006
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...and by "more often" I mean "you see the zoom effect more often".
August 28th, 2006
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Wow. You're generous man. Also, great survey! How the hell did you make a php script do THAT?
August 28th, 2006
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I don't do drugs but,...420
August 28th, 2006
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"More news in a couple days when I launch the big new feature I've been putting off for weeks." You've succeeded in catching my attention...and without LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS.
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you should have not only ytmnd shirts, but also ptkfgs, gaytmnd, and whatever other ytmnd alternate universes there are.
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I never thought we'd get this far. I'm proud of you, Max. I see that you're a gentleman, from giving a little bit of your prize to someone you trust. We've been through a lot, but it was worth it. The light at the end of the tunnel feels awesome once you reach it.
August 28th, 2006
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There's some real genius being shown in these posts.
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Max sucks... just saying...
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"F*ck. You'd think the little numbers by the comments would stop this bragging bullsh*t. But NOO, it f*cking encourages it more. You all piss me off." Wow, f*g.
August 28th, 2006
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
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hola my dear friend
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I'm not buying thr 10%. Fat guys with man tits are not female!!
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IT'S ALL GOOD YO
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Studies show 10% of ytmnd users lied on the survey
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lol
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How nice of you to share it with the true #1 fan :)!
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433!
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KaneRobot: I remember the time when I 1d a site (not downvoted, just 1d) and was e-venged on all my sites. Found out the author had done the same thing to a guy who 2d his site, decided to offset the evenge on the other guy's sites, then discovered the guy I helped decided to view all my sites and vote on them FAIRLY (2 through 5.) The best and worst of YTMND in one day.
August 28th, 2006
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They'll never stop being that sleazy, Max. It's always "Tits or GTFO" with them.
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no more putting in that I was born in 87
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"They'll never stop being that sleazy, Max. It's always "Tits or GTFO" with them." Who is this ominous mass that you call "them", because you sound like a moron.
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Top viewed site: PTKFGS. Sorry, YTMND. (kidding)
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Bill Cosby is one of the United States' most popular and admired entertainers, known for his wit and warmth both onstage and off. A veteran stand-up performer, he got his start working clubs and making comedy albums, then moved into television with a vanguard role in the 1960s action show I Spy. He later starred in his own series, The Bill Cosby Show, in the early 1970s, and created the humorous educational cartoon series Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, about a group of young friends growing up in the city. Cosby also acted in numerous films, although none has received the acclaim of his television work. BTW I'm female.
August 28th, 2006
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cool
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I want to see the horrible ones. I LOVE HORRIBLE SHIRTS
August 28th, 2006
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someguyinahat wins for following directions.
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Isn't the prize a private screening of the movie for 100 friends? I say you invite Eric Bauman to watch Snakes on a Plane with you. If one thing can bring unity to the internet, it's Samuel L. Jackson and his motherf*ckin' snakes.
August 28th, 2006
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Oh boy, what do I win?
August 28th, 2006
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I AM DICKCREAM.COM'S #1 FAN! http://izludecream.ytmnd.com
August 28th, 2006
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"I am one of those 10%, actually. Since we're a minority, do we get the right to say "c*cks or gtfo"?" I think the response would be a little disproportionate to "tits or gtfo"
August 28th, 2006
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BRING BACK THE TOP 15.
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That's my cornbread!
August 28th, 2006
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Dear Max. What about a simple feature to see who has the most YTMND domains created under their name? i was just looking at a user or two, and thought that be a fun stat to see. A user call Kassius has dozens. I wonder who has more?
August 28th, 2006
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@dacle: Do you mean http://www.ytmnd.com/users/list/sites ?
August 28th, 2006
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also cox-2 inhibitors.
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"SAVE A STARVING YTMND" program - coming soon to an intarweb near you
August 28th, 2006
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well, don't I feel like MichaelWolfson , I just got banned from vent today as soon as I joined on. And no I wasn't saying stupid stuff (I have no mic), I just like to laugh at all the stupid sh*t going on VoiP.
August 28th, 2006
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"maybe if you stop being so sleazy they will come out of the woodwork." Heheheh... woodwork.
August 28th, 2006
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Good advertising place: Bottom of the site!
August 28th, 2006
440th
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500 wow im cool you guys i can post my number
August 28th, 2006
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"How bout adding a tab to arrange users by # of votes on their sites" I was thinking the number of views on their sites divided by how many sites they have.
August 28th, 2006
443rd
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ty for my t-wiz/ytmnd logo after filling out teh survey
August 28th, 2006
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Does anyone know the name of this movie? Futuristic sci-fi, this guy has a robot wife, but she short circuits from some accident, so he tries to buy another of the same brand, but they're all sold out. Then he has to hunt down an old factory that carries that brand, but it's in a region full of criminals or something.
August 28th, 2006
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huzzah
August 28th, 2006
446th
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this thread isnt all that great for some reason. :(
August 28th, 2006
447th
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oh, and put pi.ytmnd.com in hall of fame
August 28th, 2006
448th
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Yeah, pi needs HoF.
August 28th, 2006
449th
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471
August 28th, 2006
450th
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471.... YTMND merchandise is definitely awesome.
August 28th, 2006
451st
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Pi for HoF!
August 28th, 2006
453rd
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The Cosby Mysteries was a television mystery series starring Bill Cosby. It was Cosby's first television show since The Cosby Show (which ended in the spring of 1992) and lasted only one season (1994-1995). Rapper-turned-actor Mos Def appeared in several episodes. The show only lasted 18 episodes, and was never successful -- probably because viewers could not take a drama series starring Bill Cosby seriously. This was lampooned in an episode of The Simpsons, where Homer angrily yelled at a movie critic: "you cancelled The Cosby Mysteries -- that show had limitedless possibilities!!"
August 28th, 2006
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im sick of these mutha f*cking mods and this mutha f*cking NSFW
August 28th, 2006
455th
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Can you feel it, see it, hear it today? If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright It's so groovy, it's outta sight You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet You want it all but you can't have it It's cryin', bleedin', lying on the floor So you lay down on it and you do it some more You've got to share it, so you dare it Then you bare it and you tear it You want it all but you can't have it It's in your face but you can't grab it It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain It's sad it happened and it's a shame You want it all but you can't have it It's in your face but you can't grab it What is it? It's it What is it?...
August 28th, 2006
456th
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I'd like to buy 800 "Bill Stickers" stickers, please.
August 28th, 2006
458th
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August 28th, 2006
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August 28th, 2006
460th
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New Site Design YESSSSSSSSS GHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :-)))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!
August 28th, 2006
461st
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"im sick of these mutha f*cking mods and this mutha f*cking NSFW" Tough titties, pal.
August 28th, 2006
462nd
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August 28th, 2006
463rd
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good thinking, that movie sucked
August 28th, 2006
464th
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female always send me pm's ;-)
August 28th, 2006
465th
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OOOOOOOOOOO PWNEDDDDDDDDDDDD
August 28th, 2006
466th
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August 28th, 2006
467th
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http://giraffesintheair.ytmnd.com for HOF.
August 28th, 2006
468th
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Girls? On the internets? Preposterous! Er, not that I've heard of these girls...no...never...*runs*
August 28th, 2006
469th
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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.
August 28th, 2006
470th
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10% er woot!
August 28th, 2006
472nd
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I farted.
August 28th, 2006
473rd
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494 :):):):)
August 29th, 2006
474th
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"Did anyone else notice the waste of sperm line int he newreel when they show the text? Ill have to watch it again but I definitley saw it say waste of sperm." haha Yes I did, weird how they choose to show that part.
August 29th, 2006
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Hola Amigo, Mis Pantalones Son Mucho Caliente :D
August 29th, 2006
476th
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The above comment offends me... Actually no it doesn't. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYE!!
August 29th, 2006
478th
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because
August 29th, 2006
479th
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i wanted to
August 29th, 2006
480th
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well, I finally hit a large round number in a news comments page. Guess I can die now. Glad to hear things are working out Max. Really looking forward to the new layout. Give me some Sobe...
August 29th, 2006
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1st
August 29th, 2006
482nd
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503rd
August 29th, 2006
483rd
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That new designer better bring back the top 15.
August 29th, 2006
484th
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XIU is back as....http://www.ytmnd.com/users/taimaixiu/
August 29th, 2006
485th
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yep. enough's enough.. is IP ban really too harsh?
August 29th, 2006
486th
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death to xiu! death to xiu! and a metal to sexymofo.
August 29th, 2006
487th
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p is for pwned
August 29th, 2006
488th
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max are you a hot girl if so pm me
August 29th, 2006
489th
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"SAVE A STARVING YTMND" program - coming soon to an intarweb near you
August 29th, 2006
490th
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NOW IS THE TIME YTMND RISES ABOVE THEM ALL. Just dont sell the website Max.
August 29th, 2006
491st
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sell the website to eric bauman max, it's the only way out.
August 29th, 2006
492nd
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poop
August 29th, 2006
493rd
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FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTEENTH!
August 29th, 2006
494th
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SOBEEEEEE!!
August 29th, 2006
495th
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Max you are too noble.
August 29th, 2006
496th
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is there any hope for the 519th?
August 29th, 2006
497th
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I do massive amounts of drugs but... I missed 420.
August 29th, 2006
499th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/ZEROEVILDARKCOOL/ - delete this tool.
August 29th, 2006
500th
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Delete trombone too.
August 29th, 2006
501st
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And dieself*g.
August 29th, 2006
502nd
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August 29th, 2006
503rd
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fanfare sets mode -b *!*@p2p-F270FE81.tcsn.qwest.net
August 29th, 2006
504th
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*peeks out of the woodwork*
August 29th, 2006
505th
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BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15. BRING BACK THE TOP 15.
August 29th, 2006
506th
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I for one am looking forward to saving a starving YTMND.
August 29th, 2006
507th
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When Max wins the Rocky Balboa screening he said I could go.
August 29th, 2006
508th
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Hmm. If anyone else was in your place Max, they would probably hide themselves away, unwilling to share their prize.
August 29th, 2006
509th
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You know what? Don't delete sexymofo. Just reveal his alt account and post it in the news to humiliate whoever the little teenage angst is. Plus I enjoy poking fun at the f*ggot.
August 29th, 2006
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There are no women on the internets.
August 29th, 2006
514th
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As long as you keep the watermark on the sites, I don't care what the new design looks like.
August 29th, 2006
515th
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+digg for females. I'm going out on a limb here, but if we did stop with the sleaziness, YTMND would have a better reputation on teh intarwebs?
August 29th, 2006
516th
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first off, Congratualations with winning, second! let us see the new designt!
August 29th, 2006
517th
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I knew it.. what if Myself and gr33nscr33n are the only real users on this site, and we have made thousands of alt accounts, submitting ytmnds all day long, voting all day long, commenting all day long, making it apear this a functioning website.
August 29th, 2006
518th
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^ that's a great plot for a romantic comedy. you're both chicks, right?
August 29th, 2006
519th
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State-of-mind is also me, inkdrinker, Adverb, and MasterSitsu. gr33nscr33n is also tehpwner2, moheevi, and sexymofo. :P
August 29th, 2006
520th
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Why does Max use proper grammar in some paragraphs, yet doesn't in the next few?
August 29th, 2006
521st
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my cat's breath smells like cat food.
August 29th, 2006
522nd
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i'm the only member of ytmnd. every other member is just an alt account of mine.
August 29th, 2006
523rd
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There better be an NEDM shirt.
August 29th, 2006
524th
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actually I thought there were more girls...
August 29th, 2006
525th
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`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
August 29th, 2006
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I LOVE BOOBIES!
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