if trees could speak
posted by max on November 07, 2006 at 08:01:51 AM
hallo! guten tag!
I know I haven't updated in some time, I've been visiting the fatherland. I'm not back yet but I figured I'd pop in for a little contest.
Some promotional company asked me to do a promotion for the new Borat movie, and while I profit nothing and the prizes are lame, I figured it might cause a spurt of creativity.
More inside.
Some junk the promotional company sent me:
Borat Conan Interview - WMV - part 2
Borat Conan Interview - Quicktime - part 2
Badly resized copy of the soundtrack cover
Use this stuff or find whatever you want. The basic rules:
1. put borat in the keywords
2. make it somewhat relevant
3. contest ends on sunday the 12th.
4. i am the only judge (aka funny police)
lame prizes:
1 "Grand Prize": 1 Borat soundtrack and 1 poster
2 "You fail prizes": 1 Borat poster and sticker
When I have some more time I'll set up an easy listing of Borat sites.
Now, to address something else entirely, ads. I know you guys have been getting raped by all the ads lately, especially the popups. To clear things up, every time YTMND shows a pop-up, I die a little. AdSense revenue has been slipping for months so I've finally dropped it all together for the time being. In the next few weeks you will be seeing a lot of changes to how the site is organized, mainly to benefit the advertising. Pop-ups can't be a long term solution for YTMND's lack of revenue, so I'm working on a few things to try to avoid them. They pay more than any other ads and they lower traffic, so it's sort of a double whammy. If you have a family member or friend in media buying or internet advertising, tell them about YTMND and to drop me a line at max@ytmnd.com.
More (and better) updates soon.
Cheers from Germany
-Max
I know I haven't updated in some time, I've been visiting the fatherland. I'm not back yet but I figured I'd pop in for a little contest.
Some promotional company asked me to do a promotion for the new Borat movie, and while I profit nothing and the prizes are lame, I figured it might cause a spurt of creativity.
More inside.
Some junk the promotional company sent me:
Borat Conan Interview - WMV - part 2
Borat Conan Interview - Quicktime - part 2
Badly resized copy of the soundtrack cover
Use this stuff or find whatever you want. The basic rules:
1. put borat in the keywords
2. make it somewhat relevant
3. contest ends on sunday the 12th.
4. i am the only judge (aka funny police)
lame prizes:
1 "Grand Prize": 1 Borat soundtrack and 1 poster
2 "You fail prizes": 1 Borat poster and sticker
When I have some more time I'll set up an easy listing of Borat sites.
Now, to address something else entirely, ads. I know you guys have been getting raped by all the ads lately, especially the popups. To clear things up, every time YTMND shows a pop-up, I die a little. AdSense revenue has been slipping for months so I've finally dropped it all together for the time being. In the next few weeks you will be seeing a lot of changes to how the site is organized, mainly to benefit the advertising. Pop-ups can't be a long term solution for YTMND's lack of revenue, so I'm working on a few things to try to avoid them. They pay more than any other ads and they lower traffic, so it's sort of a double whammy. If you have a family member or friend in media buying or internet advertising, tell them about YTMND and to drop me a line at max@ytmnd.com.
More (and better) updates soon.
Cheers from Germany
-Max
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okay, here's my 'REVISED Sh*tty, Mostly Worthless List.' nut's out, i suppose (dunno why i missed that). i was aware of chav's status, but felt him cool enough to let in on a technicality. improvisor gets in, maybe. moheevi get the 'makes worthless sites but holds more sway than max himself' nod. making this list as pandering as possible is proving surprisingly difficult, combined with the fact that i don't even believe in it, i feel i've wasted 40 seconds of my life.
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So I get up this morning, hungover and nursing a splitting headache... And for some reason, even though I generally ignore the Recently Created List, I decide to go through Recently Created one by one, see what's up there. Wow, just... wow. Is there really that much garbage on this site? I mean I knew there was a lot of crap out there, but Jesus Christ...
One dumb thing is how it started. One dumb thing, it never ends. One dumb thing goes right on making more and more of one dumb thing. One dumb thing is how it started. One dumb thing, it never ends. One dumb thing goes right on making more and more of one dumb thing. One dumb thing is how it started. One dumb thing, it never ends. One dumb thing goes right on making more and more of one dumb thing. One dumb thing is how it started. One dumb thing, it never ends...
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YTMND isn't getting better...people are still making f*cking pedotown sites...I'm sick of this already...and I got tricked into one sick one today. Jesus...do people have anything else to watch on TV? I say some of the elites here should force a fad based around a funny tv quote to hell....anything to get sickytown off ytmnd.
"In contrast to the generally accepted medical definition, the term pedophile is also used colloquially to denote significantly older adults who are sexually attracted to adolescents below the local age of consent." There are very few significantly older adults here. It just doesn't hold up to non-rigorous critique. Also, in religious areas, the age of consent is marriage so anyone who is sexually attracted to an unmarried woman is a pedophile. Some places, if there's grass on the field... IT'S RELATIVE