if trees could speak
posted by max on November 07, 2006 at 08:01:51 AM
hallo! guten tag!
I know I haven't updated in some time, I've been visiting the fatherland. I'm not back yet but I figured I'd pop in for a little contest.
Some promotional company asked me to do a promotion for the new Borat movie, and while I profit nothing and the prizes are lame, I figured it might cause a spurt of creativity.
More inside.
Some junk the promotional company sent me:
Borat Conan Interview - WMV - part 2
Borat Conan Interview - Quicktime - part 2
Badly resized copy of the soundtrack cover
Use this stuff or find whatever you want. The basic rules:
1. put borat in the keywords
2. make it somewhat relevant
3. contest ends on sunday the 12th.
4. i am the only judge (aka funny police)
lame prizes:
1 "Grand Prize": 1 Borat soundtrack and 1 poster
2 "You fail prizes": 1 Borat poster and sticker
When I have some more time I'll set up an easy listing of Borat sites.
Now, to address something else entirely, ads. I know you guys have been getting raped by all the ads lately, especially the popups. To clear things up, every time YTMND shows a pop-up, I die a little. AdSense revenue has been slipping for months so I've finally dropped it all together for the time being. In the next few weeks you will be seeing a lot of changes to how the site is organized, mainly to benefit the advertising. Pop-ups can't be a long term solution for YTMND's lack of revenue, so I'm working on a few things to try to avoid them. They pay more than any other ads and they lower traffic, so it's sort of a double whammy. If you have a family member or friend in media buying or internet advertising, tell them about YTMND and to drop me a line at max@ytmnd.com.
More (and better) updates soon.
Cheers from Germany
-Max
I know I haven't updated in some time, I've been visiting the fatherland. I'm not back yet but I figured I'd pop in for a little contest.
Some promotional company asked me to do a promotion for the new Borat movie, and while I profit nothing and the prizes are lame, I figured it might cause a spurt of creativity.
More inside.
Some junk the promotional company sent me:
Borat Conan Interview - WMV - part 2
Borat Conan Interview - Quicktime - part 2
Badly resized copy of the soundtrack cover
Use this stuff or find whatever you want. The basic rules:
1. put borat in the keywords
2. make it somewhat relevant
3. contest ends on sunday the 12th.
4. i am the only judge (aka funny police)
lame prizes:
1 "Grand Prize": 1 Borat soundtrack and 1 poster
2 "You fail prizes": 1 Borat poster and sticker
When I have some more time I'll set up an easy listing of Borat sites.
Now, to address something else entirely, ads. I know you guys have been getting raped by all the ads lately, especially the popups. To clear things up, every time YTMND shows a pop-up, I die a little. AdSense revenue has been slipping for months so I've finally dropped it all together for the time being. In the next few weeks you will be seeing a lot of changes to how the site is organized, mainly to benefit the advertising. Pop-ups can't be a long term solution for YTMND's lack of revenue, so I'm working on a few things to try to avoid them. They pay more than any other ads and they lower traffic, so it's sort of a double whammy. If you have a family member or friend in media buying or internet advertising, tell them about YTMND and to drop me a line at max@ytmnd.com.
More (and better) updates soon.
Cheers from Germany
-Max
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GODDAMN this sh*t... anyway I was going to say I am gaying up this thread now, since you are all gay, also the Stalking HC Group meets wherever I am! And Monday is at my fave gay bar so we'll have a gay old time, and then 90s music trivia, I know, could life BE any better? Could I BE any lamer? I need to sleep. WHERE IS MY VALIUM
I have two ideas for a YTMND. A crappy gif of a bunch of pictures of me and the Mexicans at the grocery store to "One Toke Over The Line" (requiring me buying a camera and repeating my epic grocery buying maneuver) or a picture of my cat sleeping, soundtrack a 3500hz square wave, and he wakes up and kills me. THOUGHTS?
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those lying *ssh*les. i called toys r us and they said they would get a shipment in late tonight. this was was 11 a m. i went down there to best buy and then check that toys r us at 12:30 and they said they sold out earlier in the day and they dont know when they are getting any more. i f*cking hate these lying *ssh*les. almost every store is the same too.
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*shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE! *shriek* YOURE RUINING MY LIFE!
wonder why some of us enjoy peeing and pooping ourselves so much.
For me it is also a sexual thing and it really turns me on,
(I like scat-sex) but I know some people just like the feeling of poop in their panties.
I have weird and somewhat scary theories about why I like it.
When I was 4 my parents split and my mom left the country,
I grew up with my dad and a younger brother. My dad was bisexual
and there was a man who lived with us as a "boarder",
of course he and my dad weren't open about it, it was a
fairly small town.
One time when I was 9 during the summer I came home from a friend's house nearby,
there seemed to be no one at home. I went upstairs looking for people
and heard this man (I will call him "Jake") groaning from his room at the end of the hall.
I guess he didn't hear me come in and his door was ajar,
I looked in to see him naked on a plastic sheet on the floor next to the bed
smearing sh*t all over himself and jacking off.
I was totally in shock but I watched for about a minute (he was not
facing the door)
until he seemed to calm down. I guess he had come. As he turned around I ran off
but he had seen me and called out to me. Nothing was said about this later
although I thought about it a lot. I had also busted my dad and Jake f*cking
a few times in my childhood, and sometimes we could hear it,
although I don't know if my dad also was into scat.
When I was 13 I was abused by Jake on 3 separate occasions before my dad found out
and he left our household. I was not beaten or physically forced
or anything
but I now know what he did was very evil.
These experiences also involved scat, either he would put his finger in his ass
and make me lick it while jacking off or he would lick my *ssh*le,
there was no penetration.
At the time I didn't really mind, he was charismatic and I thought it was exciting.
Still, I wonder if I would have gotten into scat and poop if it hadn't been
for these early experiences. Can others tell about their experiences with scat
(not just pooping)?
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