diary of a madman

Greetings,

Now I know it's been a while since you've heard from me, but don't let that fool you, I've been busy!

Read more for info on all the new junk I've added.

New Site Creator/Editor
  • New multiple step process for creating and editing sites.
  • Stateless session allows you to begin creating or editing a site, close your browser and come back later to finish it off.
  • Domains are now automagically reserved when you start the site creation process.
  • Nifty uploading screen with sound!
  • Dupe checking for titles, images and sounds complete with insulting warning messages.
  • Color picker GUI.
  • Site Preview!
  • Site and User Citation: Back-reference other sites or authors and it will link them on the profile page.
  • "Classic YTMND" classification for a future content box.
  • Ability to set your own sites as NSFW.
  • Live update of site keywords.


I've been working on this for a while and am pretty tired of it, as such it hasn't received a lot of testing, so I expect it to be pretty buggy for a few days. If you encounter reproducible errors, post here or send me a PM.

I've also added a "Holiday YTMNDs" content box, if your site has a keyword like: christmas, kwanza[a], ha[n]nukah, chan[n]ukah, etc, it will be in the running for this box. As always, keyword abuse is grounds for site deletion, so don't try and cheat.

I am also working out a new system for limiting edit changes, you can read about it here and discuss it here.

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December 15th, 2006
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VOTE ON MAN-MOMS HERE
December 15th, 2006
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let me get out my man-mom-o-meter so i can... nevermind
December 15th, 2006
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shnazzzy i was hoping to see more png black bars though
December 15th, 2006
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Woah, is it just me or did all the text on the main page get reeeeeeally small?
December 15th, 2006
1114th
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If you don't like the text size, hit ctrl+ and stop complaining...
December 15th, 2006
1115th
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o, ello thar
December 15th, 2006
1116th
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Why can't you allow words like OMG?
December 15th, 2006
1117th
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It's like people have been inspired to leave more negative comments because max just told somebody off for doing it.
December 15th, 2006
1118th
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I feel a desire to look at the old YTMND.
December 15th, 2006
1119th
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Koric, stop trying to do my job!
December 15th, 2006
1120th
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Nice move max, removing the link from the news page so it doesn't get filled up with 2000+ posts. That welcoming window is also a nice touch. I'll never stop complaining though.
December 15th, 2006
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max
December 15th, 2006
1123rd
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im retiring From YTMND for a good while..... see ya guys in spring.
December 15th, 2006
1124th
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site layout sucks even more now
December 15th, 2006
1126th
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Nice job on the new site layout max. Now go and delete moar alt accounts kthxbye
December 15th, 2006
1127th
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See comment #1148.
December 15th, 2006
1128th
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See comment #296.
December 15th, 2006
1129th
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See comment #1151
December 15th, 2006
1130th
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See comment #442.
December 15th, 2006
1131st
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See comment #2.
December 15th, 2006
1132nd
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See comment #1152.
December 15th, 2006
1133rd
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I smell an update comming!
December 15th, 2006
1134th
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WHAT THE F*CK!!!
December 15th, 2006
1135th
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AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
December 15th, 2006
1136th
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See comment #7 and #15.
December 15th, 2006
1137th
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Calm the f*ck down Pigsarefood.
December 15th, 2006
1138th
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negative comment #1024
December 15th, 2006
1139th
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FCUK.
December 15th, 2006
1140th
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2006-12-15 16:39:51 1136th esc861 If you don't like the text size, hit ctrl+ and stop complaining...
December 15th, 2006
1141st
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Æú|ÁÝâ
December 15th, 2006
1142nd
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I heard Sylvester's dad is going to be on the Tonight Show.
December 15th, 2006
1143rd
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Thank you max - I'm sorry I doubted you. Even though I'll doubt you again next update.
December 15th, 2006
1144th
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NBA D-League tonight: Dakota Wizards - 85, Austin Toros - 84, w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t
December 16th, 2006
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"i can't seem to comment ANYTHING for some reason. What's going on?" yeah theres a bug on the site that sometimes wont show that you commented or voted, even though you did. it just takes a while to show up. and yes go watch the tonight show me dad is on it so gogogogogo.
December 16th, 2006
1147th
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Spider Expert: Jules Sylvester
December 16th, 2006
1148th
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OK QUICK QUESTION, IF ALL SOMEONE DOES IS DOWNVOTE AND MAKE OFFENSIVE AND OR STUPID SITES IS THAT GROUNDS FOR DELETION OF MEMBERSHIP. IF SO PLEASE LOOK INTO A GUY NAMED ASSC*CK. Thank you
December 16th, 2006
1149th
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You forgot poland!
December 16th, 2006
1150th
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P.S.: See comment 1171
December 16th, 2006
1151st
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see comments 1174
December 16th, 2006
1152nd
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I demand an explanation for the small text of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! P.S. See comment 764
December 16th, 2006
1153rd
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YTMND is a Choose Your Own Adventure story. To fail in a randomly gruesome way, go to comment #1265
December 16th, 2006
1154th
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You come to an angry dragon. I you choose to fight the dragon, go to comment 14. If you choose to flee, go to comment 690.
December 16th, 2006
1155th
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See comment 1173.
December 16th, 2006
1156th
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In before apocalypse.
December 16th, 2006
1157th
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Now?
December 16th, 2006
1158th
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See comment #1184.
December 16th, 2006
1159th
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herro?
December 16th, 2006
1160th
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see comment #your mom
December 16th, 2006
1161st
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See comment #1180.
December 16th, 2006
1162nd
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To loop infinitely, see #1180. To loop infinitetly, see #1184.
December 16th, 2006
1163rd
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To make fun of my spelling, see #1185.
December 16th, 2006
1164th
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Holy crap. Bonushobo's only been here for 3 weeks and he already has 3,000 votes.
December 16th, 2006
1165th
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Woo, 314th in most votes made.
December 16th, 2006
1166th
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What happen?
December 16th, 2006
1168th
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In PTKFGS, Baldtech is sad that Jasmine wasn't mentioned in the last news update.
December 16th, 2006
1169th
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old layout was teh shiite muslim
December 16th, 2006
1170th
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'Twas the night before christmas, and all down the street. Ytmnders were indoors, being uber-1337.
December 16th, 2006
1171st
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Also, front page create-a-site links to the old site builder
December 16th, 2006
1172nd
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See comment #638.
December 16th, 2006
1173rd
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lol, I leave for a week and come back, and that telemarketing thing is still up there on the front page, top of the list, aaaahahahaha
December 16th, 2006
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son of a bitch. someone created a downvoting alt named "state-of-rnind" that clever son of a bitch.
December 16th, 2006
1175th
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o, ello thar
December 16th, 2006
1176th
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YTMND to GAYTMND conversion: completed 2006-12-05 06:42:41
December 16th, 2006
1177th
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I feel so guilty, my generator got working so that i could plug it into my fridge. But i put it on the computer so that i could go to ytmnd.
December 16th, 2006
1178th
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the end of ytmnd as we know it ng-portal.ytmnd.com
December 16th, 2006
1179th
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You all need to watch Green Street Hooligans.
December 16th, 2006
1180th
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You're the man, as usual
December 16th, 2006
1181st
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^ now dog.
December 16th, 2006
1182nd
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see comment #1380
December 16th, 2006
1183rd
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- Gone to camp out for the WII, be back soon.
December 16th, 2006
1184th
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nevermind. the *ssh*les at best buy wont let anyone camp out until they close. douchebags....
December 16th, 2006
1185th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/state-of-rnind/ -Lol. SOM,someones really pissed off. I dunno what the f*cks going on,but it's time for a cleaning sweep of accounts.
December 16th, 2006
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Typical reaction: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/679028
December 16th, 2006
1187th
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Hi, I'm new here.
December 16th, 2006
1188th
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The Wii is fun,Nintendo's got a hit there. Just play Wii sports and you're hooked.
December 16th, 2006
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one one two two three three four four five five six six seven seven eight eight nine nine ten ten eleven eleven 1212[th]
December 16th, 2006
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i havnt said this in a while, but i still would like to pre order my shirts already. werent we promised em back in like september?
December 16th, 2006
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When you think about it, the Wii is just the concept of a first time player trying to make Mario jump across a hole on the original NES. I know i used to swing my arms across the room(with controller in hands) as if it were going to make him jump any farther .
December 16th, 2006
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High on a hill was a lonely goatherd / Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo / Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd / Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo / Folks in a town that was quite remote heard / Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo / Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard / Lay ee odl lay ee odl-ooh
December 16th, 2006
1193rd
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GWEN STEFANI IS THE NEW JULIE ANDREWS LOLOLOLOL
December 17th, 2006
1194th
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ytmnd needs more nicole eggert.
December 17th, 2006
1195th
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ytmnd needs more of less of me imitating people
December 17th, 2006
1197th
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ytmnd needs more updates with song references as their names
December 17th, 2006
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What if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness And say to you, "Everything unutterably small or great in this life will have to return to you, All in the same succession and sequence, even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself - the eternal hourglass." Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus?
December 17th, 2006
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Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: "You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine!" If this thought gained possession of you, it would change you, Or perhaps it would crush you; The question in each and everything, "Do you desire this once more, and innumerable times more?"
December 17th, 2006
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Would you lie upon your actions as the greatest weight! This life as you now live and have lived it before, You will live once again And there will be nothing, But every pain and joy, And every thought and sigh, And every pain and joy, And every thought and sigh! Or how well disposed would you become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal? The question is the greatest weight!
December 17th, 2006
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"Do you desire this once more, and innumerable times more?" ...If you're talking about Chicago style pizza, then yes.
December 17th, 2006
1202nd
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ytmnd needs more chicago style pizza...yummy
December 17th, 2006
1203rd
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Chicago pizza is inferior to New York pizza.
December 17th, 2006
1205th
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f*ck yeah i camped out for 10 hours in 34 degree weather but i go maah self a wii
December 17th, 2006
1207th
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I'm watching a movie where Traci Lords is an innocent victim, Crystal Bernard dresses like a tramp, and Judge Reinhold is a psychopathic killer... oh Lifetime, what would Sunday be without you?
December 17th, 2006
1208th
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@ sylvester: umm didnt the wii come out a month ago?
December 17th, 2006
1210th
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I waited 10 minutes outside gamestop and got a wii on launch day. Now, if there weren't so few PS3s I'd have one of those already too...
December 17th, 2006
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It seems that, in its early days, YTMND acted like an infant, imprinting the first fads it saw, permanently. Now, quite arbitrarily, fads like NSMB and Peppers are indistinguishable from YTMND. Somehow, folks think that these fads ARE the essence of YTMND, instead of a chapter in its development. Rather than moving on, people keep going back to the same dry well, years later. It's a shame, really.
December 17th, 2006
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state, yes ,but they got lotsa shipments in today so i just got 1
December 17th, 2006
1213th
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1236th
December 17th, 2006
1214th
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Nice Updates!
December 17th, 2006
1215th
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hmm... I'm trying to figure out ho w lo ng I should wait to get comment # 1337... Would it be worth the wait?
December 17th, 2006
1216th
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I wish Lifetime showed nothing but Golden Girls reruns 24/7.
December 17th, 2006
1217th
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in before, during and after f*gs
December 17th, 2006
1218th
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ytmnd needs a lot more ewa sonnet.
December 17th, 2006
1219th
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(she's from POLAND.)
December 17th, 2006
1220th
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$300 donation from SocialDemocracy on Xoul's site. That's crazy. That Knicks-Nuggets brawl was crazy too
December 17th, 2006
1221st
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Updates? Now this is a good thing!
December 17th, 2006
1223rd
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I want to make my damn Christmas site, but I cant copy or paste!
December 17th, 2006
1224th
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Are your 'c' and 'v' keys broken?
December 17th, 2006
1225th
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No, my Win32 files somehow got corrupted.
December 17th, 2006
1226th
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^ :*(
December 17th, 2006
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1250th
December 18th, 2006
1228th
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I wish Lifetime showed nothing but Afrotech porn 24/7. Wait. No I don't.
December 18th, 2006
1229th
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Lifetime . . . with pron pssh it will never happen unless its the donkey punch hour or something since every thing on that channel is about wife beating or some kid yelling at his parents that he was watching pornography
December 18th, 2006
1230th
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What happened to the new site creator? It was great.
December 18th, 2006
1231st
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YTMND speaks Fretalian. Post your coffees here.
December 18th, 2006
1232nd
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How to slow down "How to Prank a Telemarketer": make it NSFW.
December 18th, 2006
1234th
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Hey Everybody it's Mediocrity Monday!!! Why are all the new YTMNDs sh*t this morning???
December 18th, 2006
1235th
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No, NO. The kid was watching KHAAAAAAAANography
December 18th, 2006
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http://ytmnd.com/users/Bleary/ - my new least favorite ytmnder
December 18th, 2006
1237th
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Hey max, apparently your new YTMND-O-MATIC system isnt working. I still see the same sh*tty stolen gifs in up and coming.
December 18th, 2006
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exactly CaptainObvious.
December 18th, 2006
1239th
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^ Gay v
December 18th, 2006
1240th
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In between f*gs.
December 18th, 2006
1241st
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NM, its working again
December 18th, 2006
1242nd
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F*ck you in teh *ss Heather Chandler (Sitsu style)
December 18th, 2006
1243rd
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JoeyJoeJoe did you find this site because of "How to Prank a Telemarketer"? Also thanks for downvoting all my sites.
December 18th, 2006
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I just haven't been feeling inspired lately. I have a lot of decent ideas but I don't have the motivation to actually make them. Someone come up with an idea that would be rip-roaring awesome that will cause me to get off my *ss and make a site. KaneRobot is asking. Post your suggestions here.
December 18th, 2006
1246th
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I got about 50 ideas for ytmnds that I have right now. Some are meh, but some are bomb diggity. About 20 of them are from We Were Soldiers
December 18th, 2006
1247th
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Also, will1434 is Flawed's father.
December 18th, 2006
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@KaneRobot: See 638th comment. Or anything with Ewa Sonnet. Or an ABAGames game. Or some sh*t.
December 18th, 2006
1249th
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um max, wtf is up with the man-mom ads
December 18th, 2006
1250th
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I like the Holiday YTMND thing
December 18th, 2006
1251st
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Last night's new Family Guy took Korf's mantra of "needs more giraffes" to heart. The episode still sucked horsedick overall, however.
December 18th, 2006
1252nd
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^One of the worst episodes ever
December 18th, 2006
1253rd
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OK KaneRobot... how about instead of thinking of an idea that encompasses everything from AtoZ like, you know, "Guy stealing bike with someone chasing and 'n*gg* stole my bike' playing" you pick a concept and try to do something creative with it. Pick anything. Pick, say, "The difference between the norm and the normal" or "Giraffes look like trees" and run with it. Or, you know, do 11 things at once like I do. If you run out of ideas, it's probably because your idea of an idea is too narrow.
December 18th, 2006
1254th
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I'm in the first christmas card! I got a replica moneyhat! WEEE!!!!
December 18th, 2006
1255th
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Ohhohhohohhohohohohhohhh
December 18th, 2006
1256th
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I thought the man-mom ads were weird too...but I love Combos* so they can advertise however the f*ck they want. *not a paid** endorsement. **though getting $5.00 every time I mention Combos would be nice, lolololol.
December 18th, 2006
1257th
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lol, snackfood.
December 18th, 2006
1258th
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Also, C-C-C-COMBO-MAKER!!!
December 18th, 2006
1259th
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See comment #1175
December 18th, 2006
1260th
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race to 1337 post gogogogo
December 18th, 2006
1261st
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Ift he energy flowing through that arc were interrupted by a nonconductive material, it is likely the circuit will be broken.
December 18th, 2006
1262nd
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A circuit diagram (also known as an electrical diagram or electronic schematic) is a pictorial representation of an electrical circuit. It shows the different components of the circuit as simplified and standard pictograms, and the power and signal connections (buses) between the devices. Arrangement of the components and interconnections on the diagram does not usually correspond to their physical locations in the finished device.
December 18th, 2006
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HeatherChandler, I didn't downvote all of your sites.
December 18th, 2006
1264th
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Please, for the love of God delete ASSC*CK and CrazyASSfuzz. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, HOW MUCH GAY SH*T DO THEY HAVE TO DO BEFORE YOU F*CKIN DELETE THEM??????????????????????????? FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 18th, 2006
1265th
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5. After aborting, adapter enters exponential backoff: after the mth collision, adapter chooses a K at random from {0,1,2,…,2m-1}. Adapter waits K*512 bit times and returns to Step 2
December 18th, 2006
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“The function in question can completely and correctly be implemented only with the knowledge and help of the application standing at the end points of the communication system. Therefore, providing that questioned function as a feature of the communication system itself is not possible. (Sometimes an incomplete version of the function provided by the communication system may be useful as a performance enhancement.)”
December 18th, 2006
1267th
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“The only good network is a boring network”
December 18th, 2006
1268th
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now playing: Final Fantasy VI - The fierce battle
December 18th, 2006
1269th
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Now playing: Goldfinger - Superman
December 18th, 2006
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4 r-peer-vlan-1500.net.wisc.edu (146.151.164.49) 0.608 ms 0.802 ms 0.590 ms 5 r-uwmadison-isp-ge-0-2-0-947.wiscnet.net (216.56.1.25) 16.131 ms 0.540 ms 0.830 ms 6 ge0-0-1.j2.ord.scnet.net (206.223.119.57) 5.585 ms 5.533 ms 5.474 ms 7 ae1-4000m.c2.ord.scnet.net (64.202.110.66) 6.828 ms 7.059 ms 5.592 ms 8 gige0-49.1000M.aggr206-1.ord1.reflected.net (66.254.102.106) 5.721 ms 5.770 ms 5.710 ms 9 ytmnd.com (64.210.128.34) 5.510 ms 5.473 ms 5.342 ms
December 18th, 2006
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I didn't even notice omega-lol got banned. His comments and votes are still there
December 18th, 2006
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Humvee Gunner hit with RPG, Arm Goes flying. looks real to me. http://liveleak.com/view?i=2b7f9a7c10 Also, I know I'm going to be sick tomorrow. I can feel it.
December 18th, 2006
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Not even Doom music justifies that.
December 18th, 2006
1275th
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...or Arabic pop or whatever that is.
December 18th, 2006
1276th
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That needs to be fad music on ytmnd. And I like how you posted that comment exactly after the 1 minute delay.
December 19th, 2006
1277th
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Mil trescientos?
December 19th, 2006
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also yeah it should be fad music.
December 19th, 2006
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I also agree. The game creates a significant personnel group, gives them ratings and then doesn't follow their history. At the very least managers hirings and firings and career records should be kept. It is surprising that this is overlooked. Everyone that starts a new game this year and expects to buy next years version will not have any historical data on managers etc. to look back on.
December 19th, 2006
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I'm stalking you gamekid. I see you going through pi sites.
December 19th, 2006
1281st
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^ wtf? lol
December 19th, 2006
1282nd
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(last comment was directed at CaptainObvious...but it kinda applies to PCF too in retrospect.)
December 19th, 2006
1283rd
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last comment copied and pasted from the middle a thread on a forum i was viewing.
December 19th, 2006
1284th
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Funny is on vacation
December 19th, 2006
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We are going to include separate dwarf and elf leagues (independent leagues) where dwarf and elf players will develop specific skills such as increased HR power in the dwarven players and increased speed in the elven players as an example. The "professional" human league will then be able to draft from those leagues (as well as their own minor leagues). It will probably be limited how many elf or dwarf guys you can have on a team though.
December 19th, 2006
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Sounds like a video game forum about a McDonald's game.
December 19th, 2006
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Also, YTMND Soundtrack Volume 5 FTW.
December 19th, 2006
1288th
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Clearly the guys in that forum have a 32.33%, repeating of course, chance of survival.
December 19th, 2006
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Hay Afrotech, have you seen this YTMND ad yet? - http://b.casalemedia.com/V2/PSA/4/adc_ons_mermaid_300x250.jpg
December 19th, 2006
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Okay, I'm going crazy. The end of my eyelid somehow got swollen and I keep rubbing and scratching causing my eyelashes to curve and go into my eye. It irritated the sh*t out of me so I kept rubbing it and pulling it and I took like half my lashes off and it's addicting now. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow.
December 19th, 2006
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damn. That eyelash sh*t has happened to me like three too many times this past year. Removal takes careful manipulation with the fingers. and stuff. also you got comment 1313 so you're lucky
December 19th, 2006
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YTMND has a vaginal infection post your cures here
December 19th, 2006
1295th
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lifetheft.ytmnd.com for HoF
December 19th, 2006
1296th
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I should go into the hall of fame for being me
December 19th, 2006
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From Wikipedia: "...his condition [of near-total blindness] appeared to have little effect on his productivity, as he compensated for it with his mental calculation skills and photographic memory. For example, Euler could repeat the Aeneid of Virgil from beginning to end without hesitation, and for every page in the edition he used could indicate which line was the first and which the last." In short, Leonhard Euler is greater than you and gets three times as many ladies.
December 19th, 2006
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Hello, I am Nigerean roaylty. I need you to send me money. Ignore the fact that i can't spell nigerian. Nor royaly.
December 19th, 2006
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This is my last newspost to spam on.
December 19th, 2006
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Don't forget to judge the remix contest thing. Or Polend.
December 19th, 2006
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http://www.nutnics.com/HMI/keepitclean.jpg
December 19th, 2006
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I love this song! And I love it when amateurs sings the lyrics. But I HATE BASEBALL CARDS.
December 19th, 2006
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The practice of douching is now largely restricted to the United States[citation needed] , where douching equipment is often available in pharmacies. It is estimated that 20 to 40 percent of American women aged 15 to 44 years douche regularly[citation needed] . About half of these women douche every week. Many European women douche but because of the confusion with the French meaning that a douche is a shower, it is called vaginal irrigation.
December 19th, 2006
1305th
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In the 1970's Marion (The Mom) in Happy Days (with Ron Howard as Richie, and Henry Winkler as "the Fonz") would write only "TP" on her grocery list. There was an episode in which she sent her son Richie to the store for "TP" and was chided for her modesty. The 1990s animated series Beavis and Butt-Head frequently referred to toilet paper as "TP" ("I need TP for my bunghole"), and the terminology subsequently caught on among the general public.
December 19th, 2006
1306th
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In legally compelled custodial or public disorder situations, traditional rolls of toilet paper are used to jam the toilet system. In these situations, larger damage-proof types of toilet paper are used.
December 19th, 2006
1307th
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Another matter of personal preference is how to prepare the toilet paper for usage. The predominating methods are either to "fold" a number of sheets together, or to "scrunch" sheets into a loose ball, with "wrapping" the paper round the hand being somewhat less popular.
December 19th, 2006
1308th
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1331th!
December 19th, 2006
1309th
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There are two main uses: as a verb and a noun. Using the word as a verb, one could say, “Dude, that suxxorz!”, meaning, “That sucks. It is not good.” Using the word as a noun, one might say, “You are the suxxor.”, meaning “You are a bad person; you are bad at what you do.” Literally translated, this means, “you are the suck,” but it could also mean, “you are a sucker (i.e. fool).”
December 19th, 2006
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An updated version of the format premiered in the United States in 1972 on the CBS television network. In this new iteration, contestants place one bid on an offered prize; the player who bid closest (but not over) then got to play one of several mini-games (dubbed Pricing Games in most countries) for an additional prize. One contestant, through various elimination formats, could find themselves winning a large showcase of prizes at the show's conclusion.
December 19th, 2006
1311th
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Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why? [...] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
December 19th, 2006
1312th
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ya, I really think I'm going to do it
December 19th, 2006
1313th
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i'll do three posts in a row. You know whY?
December 19th, 2006
1314th
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Oh Im sorry did I break your concentration?
December 19th, 2006
1315th
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epic failure.
December 19th, 2006
1316th
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Oh, cmon, how can i refresh in negative 12 seconds, thats not fair
December 19th, 2006
1317th
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Dammit too slow
December 19th, 2006
1318th
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Marv > NARV
December 19th, 2006
1319th
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Is PiggyofDoom still using alt accounts? He just pmed me calling me a biased.
December 19th, 2006
1320th
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Hey about the YTMND wiki. Think there should be a list for known alt account users? Just a suggestion.
December 19th, 2006
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1346th
December 19th, 2006
1324th
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also c*cks
December 19th, 2006
1325th
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cant post until another -38 secons damn
December 19th, 2006
1326th
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Don't shoot me i'm just the messenger
December 19th, 2006
1327th
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Don't shoot me i'm just the massager
December 19th, 2006
1328th
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let me get some action from the back section
December 19th, 2006
1329th
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nutnics is rather good at post sniping
December 19th, 2006
1330th
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lol, last final ever in 15 hours.
December 19th, 2006
1332nd
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Protip: I am one day younger in YTMND age than moheevi.
April 28th, 2008
1478th
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wow, this was a while ago. ball zack.
December 19th, 2006
1333rd
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dijkstra's algorithm ftw
December 19th, 2006
1334th
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My YTMND won't show NSFW sites on the front page. How do I get them back?
December 20th, 2006
1335th
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Hilbert spaces allow simple geometric concepts, like projection and change of basis to be applied to infinite dimensional spaces, such as function spaces. They provide a context with which to formalize and generalize the concepts of the Fourier series in terms of arbitrary orthogonal polynomials and of the Fourier transform, which are central concepts from functional analysis. Hilbert spaces are of crucial importance in the mathematical formulation of quantum mechanics.
December 20th, 2006
1336th
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I see the light at the end, but everytime I take a step, it gets dim. Tell me is this hell we're living in? If so, heaven's gotta be better, but if we're hellbound- whatever, let's go down.
December 20th, 2006
1337th
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I'll f*cking shoot you if i want, mexi-fry
December 20th, 2006
1338th
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To prevent this, call the following number from your phone: 888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a Minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR GO TO:www.donotcall.gov
December 20th, 2006
1339th
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Hey guys at the end of the night my favorite DJ was playing the Macguyver theme song and I laughed so hard I spewed Washington Apple out my nose.. I also was proposed to by a Frenchman and one of my friends spit gum into my Woodchuck bottle from a distance of 4 feet. Best night evar? Certainly the oddest...
December 20th, 2006
1340th
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--------------- almost indiscernible change in tone of comments below this line ---------------
December 20th, 2006
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Your first task is to complete the Hunt: "Dalmasca's Desert Bloom." The Cactus Flower that you get from this Hunt is a necessary element. In addition to this you will also want to complete the Hunt: "Marauder in the Mines." Make sure not to sell the great Serpentskin. This can still be completed without it, but the rewards will not be as good. It begins with Dantro who is located in the Dalmasca Estersand (at the camp). He's the one who gave you the Dalmasca's Desert Bloom quest. Make sure not to do this until after you have completed the Tomb of Raithwall. He'll tell you to head for the village on the south bank of the Nebra. Take the east exit from here and begin heading very far north. About three screens or so north, just above the Banks of the Nebra. Dantro's wife is the villager standing in front of one of the houses. In return for the Cactus Flower you will get a Bundle of Needles. Leave the village and then immediately come back in. There is now a group of people waiting by the dock at the north beach. Speak to the kid on the dock and agree to accompany the boy.
December 20th, 2006
1342nd
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are there NSW voting issues again?
December 20th, 2006
1343rd
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SUGGESTITON! clicking the titlebar for the newsbox takes you straight to the comment section. or was the point to make it harder to get here so we stop spamming sh*t.
December 20th, 2006
1344th
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Heather we should totally party sometime. We could watch TGIF and make s'mores, or go get sh*tfaced and dance the robut. IT'S LADIES NIGHT, BITCHES!
December 20th, 2006
1345th
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Max, i'd really love it if we could have a "Views Today" column for our profile page, and just more stats in general.
December 20th, 2006
1346th
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Need a Laugh? Watch Conan O'Brien's Animated Pale Force!
December 20th, 2006
1347th
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http://dontbuypolandonrecorditskipsgetcdsinstead.ytmnd.com/
December 20th, 2006
1348th
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hey i don't want to be a downvoter but it seems like every site i see sucks anyway http://songq.ytmnd.com/
December 20th, 2006
1349th
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also jews did holocaust
December 20th, 2006
1350th
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lol
December 20th, 2006
1351st
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Anybody know how to get wine stains out of a carpet?
December 20th, 2006
1352nd
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Easy, don't drink wine
December 20th, 2006
1353rd
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with what? a f*cking time machine?
December 20th, 2006
1355th
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My last and best YTMMD ever (that's not saying much) is more than halfway complete. It will be funny. Also, kind of long. Also, completely original. Also, will suck. Also, will not use "Also" very much.
December 20th, 2006
1356th
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Also hens.
December 20th, 2006
1357th
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Also, trains.
December 20th, 2006
1358th
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and, obviously, c*cks.
December 20th, 2006
1359th
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wow, I actually forgot CaptainObvious did WITHKOASIT. What in the hell kind of memory is mine?
December 20th, 2006
1360th
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Dead n*gg*rs
December 20th, 2006
1361st
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hey max nice touch on the monty python site loader music
December 20th, 2006
1362nd
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When removing a wine stain (or any stain, for that matter) from a carpet, blot the stain. Don't rub it, you'll grind it in deeper.
December 20th, 2006
1363rd
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..., picture, text. A ... focus. Not a ... ... ....
December 20th, 2006
1364th
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Text. Text. Text. A text focus, not a f*ggy picture with sound.
December 20th, 2006
1365th
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ghostman's assntetris.ytmnd.com for HoF
December 20th, 2006
1366th
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It is done, and I am now submitting. I messed up on the sound and don't really feel like fixing it with the time I have left. It's not as good as I had hoped, but it's the most effort I've put into any of my sites. Enjoy.
December 20th, 2006
1367th
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My free ipod, watch, xbox 360 intercooler, and shirt came in. I still havent received my fuzzy dice, magazine, or pimp cup :(
December 21st, 2006
1368th
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Good luck Captain Obvious.
December 21st, 2006
1369th
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wave of the future, dude. http://yousee.ytmnd.com/
December 21st, 2006
1370th
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1340th!
December 21st, 2006
1371st
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Max, when you edit a site, the changes you make to Sound (and probably Image) Origins don't change. Fix please! ^_^
December 21st, 2006
1372nd
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Please, for the love of God delete ASSC*CK and CrazyASSfuzz. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, HOW MUCH GAY SH*T DO THEY HAVE TO DO BEFORE YOU F*CKIN DELETE THEM??????????????????????????? FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 21st, 2006
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Is the user favorites thing up yet? Also see 1396 post,CrazyAssFuzz needs to be deleted now,isnt it obvious he's the alt account of Crazy88s?
December 21st, 2006
1375th
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No you isn't.
December 21st, 2006
1376th
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I kid. I just wanted to say random crap and claim 1400th, lolololol.
December 21st, 2006
1377th
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How to prank a Telemarketer has surpassed Blue Ball Machine as the top viewed YTMND of all time. Post your memories here.
December 21st, 2006
1378th
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I remember when the top viewed site didn't have to do with mail forwarding. ah memories.
December 21st, 2006
1379th
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! Max, doubt you'll ever read this but I hope others will follow (and hats off to those who already have said something); Please, please make NSFW YTMNDs default as viewable on the main page. Many very funy YTMNDs are not being viewed because most don't know about the option to view the front page. The front page is like the holy grail. Don't deprive passer-bys of it. Embrace the racism, nudity, and profanity that makes YTMND great.
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