Deception

Well folks,
Sorry to update on such a sour note, but now that the whole Sega thing seems to have blown over, I was hoping to hold off an update until the new moderation system was finished.

It seems that your favorite site in the world "How to prank a telemarketer" has caused YTMND to be part of some legal turmoil.


From:    TomMabe3@aol.com
To:      legal@ytmnd.com
Subject: How do you want to pay me?

Body:
My name is Tom Mabe and you have a call of mine on your site that has been there for weeks. "Crime Scene" (It's a telemarketing call). People are not buying my CD because you are giving it to them for free! CNN is doing a special with me regarding this type of stolen content. As you may know CNN has dubbed me troubleshooter/troublemaker. I will not give you any free press by naming your company but will approach you with legal muscle that could cost you.

I can be contacted by phone at XXX-XXX-3792, removing my call will not make this right. We will conduct an audit to see how much advertising you have sold since my content was posted and ask for an percentage of advertising revenue.

-tommabe.com

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I couldn't tell if Tom Mabe's website sent me this email or he had just transcended the need for a name and now goes by tommabe.com. Either way here is my response:

From:    max@ytmnd.com
To:      TomMabe3@aol.com
Subject: Re: How do you want to pay me?

Dear Tom,

I can't say how relieved I was to receive your letter, I am such a big fan. I'm real sorry to hear no one is buying your CD, but thanks for letting me know a clip from a radio show makes up the entire content of your work. It's good to hear you are working with CNN and I have to agree, you are certainly a troublemaker; your shitty phone call has been clogging up my website for months. It's also good to hear you won't be badmouthing me on CNN, as I am extremely concerned with how my website is portrayed to the public. Luckily, the ads on the site that plays your clip average around $3 a day total because they are hidden. This means your site has made roughly $120 in the last four months.

The MP3 clip on the site is roughly 2,379 kilobytes large and has been viewed roughly 6,194,201 times. What this means is that since the site with your work was put up, I've transferred 14,736,004,179kB of your phone call, giving you quite a bit of advertising. That's almost 15 terabytes over four months which comes out to a little over $2000 at the market rate of hosting. Deducting the advertising revenue, it looks like you owe me roughly $1880 US dollars. I'll have my people send you an invoice.

I also noticed you give away the same clip used on YTMND on your own website as a preview for people to buy your CD. I guess if someone else who is giving you credit gives it away, it isn't acceptable, but if you give it away it's considered good for business. Thank you for teaching me this valuable business lesson. I now see how hurtful to your career it has been to have millions of people hear your work.

Surely if you've employed a lawyer at this point, he would have told you sending threatening forewarnings from such a prestigious email address as "TomMabe3@aol.com" is a wise decision. It's not clear to me how you will be conducting an audit on my revenue, but I'm fully willing to work with you through this and figure out how much money you owe me.

Eagerly awaiting your "legal muscle",
-Max



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February 1st, 2007
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also, max - when you delete the site, either BLOCK that domain from being used, or make it a redirect to the original "Ridin Spinnaz"
February 1st, 2007
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this guy has the stupidest f*cking radio show in america. what other radio show uses a F*CKING LAUGH TRACK to try and make their jokes funny? and by the way, mr. mabe. welcome to the f*cking internet. you post that clip to the public, and that clip is no longer yours.
February 1st, 2007
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Okay max. I have stopped hating you.
February 1st, 2007
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seriously people, we must be discussing the future of that domain. i think it should be turned into some GAYTMND of Tom Mabes head bouncing back and forth or something. post your ideas here.
February 1st, 2007
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Hey! You censored the number! ah well
February 1st, 2007
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tell him it's rude to speak with balls in his mouth
February 1st, 2007
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max wins. Oh, and have fun deleting it.
February 1st, 2007
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Its just some YTMNDer trying to kill the Telemarketer site.
February 1st, 2007
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You should send him a follow up email with how much the total is, with a picture of Vegeta and the words "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!" Do it now.
February 1st, 2007
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have you seen the site update, Sitsu?
February 1st, 2007
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max rules
February 1st, 2007
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The domain should be polendized of course. Or redirected to the original ytmnd or it could redirect to blue ball machine, RIP
February 1st, 2007
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F*CKING YES, prairiedog - thanks for telling. but did Sphoinx do that himself or is that max's handiwork?
February 1st, 2007
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max, change the link to "How to prank" to something more...........sinister. You'll still get the hits, and maybe some LOLs too.
February 1st, 2007
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You didnt have to X out the phone number in the e-mail... Its his customer service line. Its posted on the front page of his website.
February 1st, 2007
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Delete the site Max!! It wont make a difference!! Tom Mabe says so!
February 1st, 2007
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1st. ;D also, f*ck Tom Mabe. He posted a sh*tty flash on Newgrounds that was probably one of the worst sh*ts from a butt ever shat.
February 1st, 2007
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actually no, forget the redirects. I don't want to see another site that will always be on the top viewed no matter what. The only good redirects would either be ytmnd.com or random.ytmnd.com
February 1st, 2007
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THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN YTMND HISTORY, HTPAT WILL BE GONE AND KASSIUS WINS, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID MAKCS I GUESS YOU'RE NO LONGER A F*CKING *SSH*LE! I'M GONNA GO RUN NAKED THROUGH THE FROZEN STREETS TO CELEBRATE WHO'S WITH ME LOL
February 1st, 2007
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Aww Max you deleted the phone number? :( quick, someone who has it make some ytmnds with the phone number! ;)
February 1st, 2007
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First-Wow...Max, I am, as usual, impressed with your tact. Second-Maybe this will mean our favorite site can finally be purged from our memories. It was funny once...once. Thanks Max for the awesome site and gratz on the sweet email reply.
February 1st, 2007
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I JUST quit 2 days ago because you were being such a douchebag, max. I love you again.
February 1st, 2007
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it sure is one icky dick
February 1st, 2007
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definitely redirect the domain to a random HOF site or something
February 1st, 2007
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Max wins. Will you have my ebabies?
February 1st, 2007
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CHANGE IT TO HOW TO PRANK A POLANDMARKETER OMG THAT WOULD BE SO F*CKING GREAT
February 1st, 2007
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HeatherChandler, look at the site right now
February 1st, 2007
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ROFL!
February 1st, 2007
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HERE IT IS MAKCS NOW CHANGE THAT ISH http://howtoprankjoncarriemorelikehowtovoat5.ytmnd.com/ I'M SURE MATTDH12 WILL NOT MIND!
February 1st, 2007
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Max, you make me smile every time you do this. Thank you for putting him in his place.
February 1st, 2007
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redirect to http://howtoprankjoncarriemorelikehowtovoat5.ytmnd.com
February 1st, 2007
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Lol, I wonder who will try to get us next? Perhaps Mullet Man is going to grace us...
February 1st, 2007
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LOL mabe=pwnt
February 1st, 2007
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See I see the site change but Polandmarketer is just way f*cking funnier.
February 1st, 2007
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I'm pretty sure Sphonix didn't edit it. He hasn't been on since 6 in the morning
February 1st, 2007
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Well done, max, well done. I second the desire for Poland/ear rape but I'll most definitely take that in lieu.
February 1st, 2007
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roflz
February 1st, 2007
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BTW The phone number that is blocked out here is on his website. http://www.tommabe.com/
February 1st, 2007
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LOL COOKE THATS THE TICKET
February 1st, 2007
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HC are you the AC because you read my mind!
February 1st, 2007
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Extra brownie points for "I couldn't tell if Tom Mabe's website sent me this email or he had just transcended the need for a name and now goes by tommabe.com." and re-Kassiusing of the fanfare.
February 1st, 2007
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no one likes that f*cking site anyway.
February 1st, 2007
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who knew he'd be such a c*ntbag. well f*ck him max, and I loved that reply letter. awesome.
February 1st, 2007
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max your so smart ;)
February 1st, 2007
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Don't forget that the actual .mp3 of the whole damn thing is from a RADIO BROADCAST. And not the f*cking CD itself. He should be pissed at the radio station, lol.
February 1st, 2007
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the update gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Warning: dongs."
February 1st, 2007
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Dear Tom, You smell like farts, Love Lucke.
February 1st, 2007
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You always give the best responses.
February 1st, 2007
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That's great. i love the wit and cunniness of how Max retorts to everything. WHy can't anyone take a joke anymore, anyway? Why attack YTMND, when there are other stupid places doing worse things? (What about ol' Ebaum? No one's given a single thought about it, yet....)
February 1st, 2007
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Max wins yet again.
February 1st, 2007
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I can't wait too see the sites people make with this
February 1st, 2007
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also you really like Deception. (Me too.)
February 1st, 2007
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LOL I THOUGHT IT SAID DECEPTACON AND I WAS ABOUT TO BE ALL YEAAAAAAAH LE TIGRE LOL
February 1st, 2007
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Nah, that would've been (robut?) in disguise.
February 1st, 2007
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" As you may well know, Mr. Mabe was a flaming homosexual." - Tom Mabe
February 1st, 2007
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How is it I only just discovered howtoprankjoncarriemorelikehowtovoat5.ytmnd.com? Just saw it and it's the best thing ever, faved
February 1st, 2007
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wow, max for teh win
February 1st, 2007
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Max with the sarcasm for the f*cking win!!
February 1st, 2007
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Max, I love you. Also, delete the site, it's so annoying. x.o
February 1st, 2007
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MAX IS THE MAN NOW, DOG x eleventy
February 1st, 2007
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F*CKING WEBSITE. WHAT THE F*CK MAN. IT SERIOUSLY NEEDED TO GO A LONG TIME AGO. WHY TO GO *SS CAKES!
February 1st, 2007
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Told you
February 1st, 2007
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It's an indie rock girls yelling drunkenly at each other song ackshelly. Cmon macks do the Poland dance, we don't hate you with the fire of a thousand suns since you started giving a sh*t again! If you undelete Dr-L337 and Poland HTPAT I will totally give you head in an alley while syncan watches... or whatever you want, you know?
February 1st, 2007
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Max, I really want to thank you for doing the right thing and correcting the situation with the you know whats and with the you know whos. I never doubted you would. Peace.
February 1st, 2007
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um.. way BUT YOU STILL GET THE POINT!
February 1st, 2007
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February 1st, 2007
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I wonder which one of my sites convinced him?
February 1st, 2007
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owned
February 1st, 2007
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MAX WINS, just read the email. F*cking awesome. That is all.
February 1st, 2007
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Max are you a lawyer? I know your sister is. But are you? PM me ok.
February 1st, 2007
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1. Where are t-shirts? 1. Where are t-shirts? 1. Where are t-shirts? 1. Where are t-shirts? 1. Where are t-shirts? 1. Where are t-shirts? 1. Where are t-shirts? 1. Where are t-shirts? 1. Where are t-shirts?
February 1st, 2007
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335!
February 1st, 2007
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wow pwned
February 1st, 2007
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2. Give fanfare back. 2. Give fanfare back. 2. Give fanfare back. 2. Give fanfare back. 2. Give fanfare back. 2. Give fanfare back. 2. Give fanfare back. 2. Give fanfare back. 2. Give fanfare back. 2. Give fanfare back.
February 1st, 2007
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mount mutumbo would tremble at such a rejection
February 1st, 2007
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TOME MABE = PWNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
February 1st, 2007
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340 BURN
February 1st, 2007
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I'm sorry, max, but you seriously are now established as the hero of at least half the community here. Pressure, much?
February 1st, 2007
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3. Sorry just got the word, fanfare is returned. 3. Sorry just got the word, fanfare is returned. 3. Sorry just got the word, fanfare is returned. 3. Sorry just got the word, fanfare is returned. 3. Sorry just got the word, fanfare is returned. 3. Sorry just got the word, fanfare is returned. 3. Sorry just got the word, fanfare is returned. 3. Sorry just got the word, fanfare is returned.
February 1st, 2007
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teh telemarketing ytmnd was not that good anyways, HOIG is the future
February 1st, 2007
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rqoi, check the site info (not the as-yet unchanged image) there again. You might like what you see.
February 1st, 2007
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we all knew htpatm was bad news, it should have been deleted before
February 1st, 2007
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lol, max that f*cking telemarketer YTMND sucks anyway. but you know that. you owned that guy, good job.
February 1st, 2007
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nevermind.
February 1st, 2007
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you kick f*cking *ss max
February 1st, 2007
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Tom Mabe is a f*cking idiot. The f*cking douchebags on the rock radio morning show here (Detroit) give him free publicity/let him come on to promote his sh*t/play his stuff all the time. I wouldn't care if that piece of sh*t fell off the face of the earth tomorrow. Also f*ckin' c*cks.
February 1st, 2007
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Damn Max, way to stick it to him.
February 1st, 2007
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Max was channeling Lowtax.
February 1st, 2007
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max is a man. I love him
February 1st, 2007
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Goddamn, you are such a hardass.
February 1st, 2007
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The Tom Mabe pwnage will retail for...one thousand eight hundred eighty US dollars.
February 1st, 2007
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Jesus Christ, Max, how awesome are you? Any normal person, not knowing very much, would've caved to such a threatening email. However, not only did you respond to it, you burned him by telling him HE should be paying YOU, and did it in a stern, but concise way. The website may not get updates very often anymore, but stuff like this more than makes up for it.
February 1st, 2007
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Yeah, I just watched that one for the first time tonight, and it really wasn't that great. TAKE IT AWAY.
February 1st, 2007
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Am I the only one that thinks the e-mail is fake and probably made by someone who views YTMND on a regular basis trying to get HTPATM deleted? Just saying...
February 1st, 2007
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H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Fo' sheezy my neezy keep my arms so freezy Can't leave rap alone the game needs me Haters want me clapped and chromed it ain't easy Cops wanna knock me, D.A. wanna box me in But somehow, I beat them charges like Rocky H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Not guilty, he who does not feel me is not real to me Therefore he doesn't exist So poof...vamoose son of a bitch
February 1st, 2007
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lol. max is a table-spinning jew!
February 1st, 2007
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Well said Max! I love the way you worded everything there to let him know just how much it costs YOU to host his silly phone call. :) -Frank
February 1st, 2007
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Too many people replying to the news. Let's make this comment the last one.
February 1st, 2007
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Yeah I liked how you said "US dollars" lol
February 1st, 2007
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6 million views!! WTF took him so loooong!>!>!
February 1st, 2007
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Everyone's gay for maxxx right now!
February 1st, 2007
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delete the site it sucks now
February 1st, 2007
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Well, now we have an excuse to delete it >> Even if it isnt real
February 1st, 2007
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How about Tom Mabe: Trying to Profit Off Of Other's Work Longer than Eric Bauman (since it wasn't he who came up with the prank, but the other guy). Okay, yea, too long....
February 1st, 2007
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what a response, you are my new hero.
February 1st, 2007
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so you'd delete the site because someone who may or may not be Tom Mabe (and with an AOL account, really, what are the chances?) whines about it in an e-mail? oh well, score one for the downvote spammers and immature douchebags who 1'd it because of viewhax or whatever the whine of the month is. no skin off my nose.
February 1st, 2007
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As they say (they bieng me), an informed comeback is always stronger than a spontaneous one. Honestly if you wrote a book I'd buy a copy without a econd thought.
February 1st, 2007
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Max you are the man. :D
February 1st, 2007
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Somehow, considering the hatred we all feel for that site, I don't think that "How to Prank a Telemarketer" will become the banner for our latest e-war. Give 'em hell, anyway. I hope we can reach som esort of compromise where the site is taken down, and then burned in effigy across the globe until some sort of public execution can take place. Wait, what was I talking about? Where'd my meds go?
February 1st, 2007
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Wow you just completely raped that guy HAR HAR HAR!!!
February 1st, 2007
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I don't think it's really him. Just my opinion. I think he'd make it from something@tommabe.com.
February 1st, 2007
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Okay, that was amazing. That site does suck though. Can't you script something so it at least doesn't hit top viewed every day? It probably should be deleted, but you know then you'd have to delete all the sh*tty 4Chan spam too.
February 1st, 2007
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Tom Mabe got pwned!
February 1st, 2007
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You win. You f*cking win. You really f*cking win. I hope to read his response.
February 1st, 2007
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max, you're the man now dog
February 1st, 2007
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(502) 552-3792 Here's the number!
February 1st, 2007
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nice reply
February 1st, 2007
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who the f*ck uses aol haha
February 1st, 2007
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SausageKing, people 1'd it because it's a very poorly made YTMND with Bauman-like qualities (why do you think max got this e-mail) The audio was not manipulated in any way, and the image has nothing special in its content. Also, it is viewhacked, and that should be discouraged somehow, but whatever, I don't even look at the top viewed so it doesn't bother me that much.
February 1st, 2007
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Just when I thought the drama was done with that retarded site, here it comes again in full sucky *ss glory.
February 1st, 2007
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ROFL PWNED!!!
February 1st, 2007
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Bravo bravo. Nicely done.
February 1st, 2007
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who's gonna be the first person to steal the domain "howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com" once it's deleted?
February 1st, 2007
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IVI: People weren't 1ing it at first, it was getting like a 4.5 for the first month. After a while, people got tired of looking at it on most viewed, which is kind of a cheesy reason to downvote a site, but whatever, freedom of choice means you can vote for whatever reason you desire. But if this was viewhax, why wouldn't he have used it on other sites? Or why wouldn't other people have cracked the code? And if lowtax69@yahoo.com complained about the blue ball site, would that get pulled? But no big.
February 1st, 2007
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oooh sh*t bring on more e-drama max, its fun, cuz everytime sh*t happens, you pull epic maneuvers that gives you advantage
February 1st, 2007
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max, you are my hero.
February 1st, 2007
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OMG MAX I LOVE YOU YOU JEW BASTARD
February 1st, 2007
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We told you you should've deleted the site when you had the chance, Max.
February 1st, 2007
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Max your my hero!
February 1st, 2007
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owned also poland forgotten
February 1st, 2007
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giant enemy tom mabe you reply to him for massive advertising revenue
February 1st, 2007
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Well done.
February 1st, 2007
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Max, you are a genius.
February 1st, 2007
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Delete it AFTER you beat his *ss down.
February 1st, 2007
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You're dead max.
February 1st, 2007
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T! I love your response. That f*cking site is sh*t and Tom Mabe never was funny. The pinnacle of your career is appearing on f*cking Bob and Tom. Congratulations on making soccer moms chuckle while dropping their kids off at school.
February 1st, 2007
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OWNED
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wow, max, I sense alot of strong sarcasm, and I like it! FTW
February 1st, 2007
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Couldn't Tom Mabe get in trouble for impersonating a cop?
February 1st, 2007
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#wop on efnet
February 1st, 2007
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I love you max. It's that simple.
February 1st, 2007
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burn
February 1st, 2007
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Jesus, you guys are a bunch of idiots. Clearly, TomMabe's email account is fake. You all are a bunch of stupid f*ggots.
February 1st, 2007
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Also, no need to blank out the phone number, it's right on his website.
February 1st, 2007
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hey max after you delete it, you can redirect it to my klingon red screen of dishonor (rsod) http://klingon404error.ytmnd.com/ because it fits the situation so nicely.
February 1st, 2007
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AOL LOL In all seriousness, thank you for getting rid of the worst YTMND. ever.
February 1st, 2007
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5'd
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Max: 1 Tom Mabe: 0
February 1st, 2007
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OWNED
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"How do you want to pay me?" Consider yourself paid in full, jackass. Thanks for helping restore my faith in morons getting their just deserts, Max.
February 1st, 2007
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Rofl
February 1st, 2007
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owned...............
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Way to tell him off Max. Don't take crap from anybody. A backbone like that is what keeps bringin me to your site. Keep it up my friend!
February 1st, 2007
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yay max! :D
February 1st, 2007
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Wow, max is layin' down the law!
February 1st, 2007
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Max, you Truly, are a god.
February 1st, 2007
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PWNED by MAX
February 1st, 2007
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Go Max!!
February 1st, 2007
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Sounds like tom mabe was being a jerk, but IMO your reply was dead on.
February 1st, 2007
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You tell him max
February 1st, 2007
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It's obviously not really Tom Mabe. I already IM'd him and the idiot confirmed it, thinking his genius plan for tricking Max would immediately work. Idiot.
February 1st, 2007
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1,880 US DOLLARS Man, I even heard the blasted clip on my local morning radio show. It pissed me off so bad to hear it even offline, after seeing it dominate the most viewed for so long. To Bauman a phrase: blam that piece of CRAP.
February 1st, 2007
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eagerly awaiting care
February 1st, 2007
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OWWWNNNEEEDDDD!
February 1st, 2007
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What a f*ckin idiot
February 1st, 2007
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YES ITS GETTING DELETED!
February 1st, 2007
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Wow, Max wins on just way to many levels to even count XD.
February 1st, 2007
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wow... very nice max, he got raped
February 2nd, 2007
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the telamarketer site needed to die a long time ago
February 2nd, 2007
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you f*cking rockkkk !!!
February 2nd, 2007
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How to prank a website owner: Register an aol email account under someone else's name, send a threatening email, watch the hilarity that ensues.
February 2nd, 2007
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hahahahaha Tom just got so owned
February 2nd, 2007
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f*cking PWNED
February 2nd, 2007
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This sounds like someone enforcing the power of the DMCA
February 2nd, 2007
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hello this is CNN
February 2nd, 2007
434th
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Max has balls of titanium. His steel balls were too heavy so he had them replaced with something lighter so he could once again be mobile. Still very badass.
February 2nd, 2007
435th
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This is just as funny as ATHF shutting down boston.
February 2nd, 2007
436th
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what? you mean the telemarketer site is getting deleted? OH JOY! feasts all around! we'll kill every fatted calf and drink mead from a ram's horn until the sun comes up on the 20th day! NAY the 21st day! Throw this abomination into the abyss!
February 2nd, 2007
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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
February 2nd, 2007
438th
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max is the olberman of the internet
February 2nd, 2007
439th
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pffft, he can't legally conduct an audit...
February 2nd, 2007
441st
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fake email. tom mabe's email according to his website is tommabe@tommabe.com
February 2nd, 2007
442nd
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I love you Max. I really, really, really want your babies.
February 2nd, 2007
443rd
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Tom Mabe is such an ungrateful b*tch.
February 2nd, 2007
444th
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It's been said a hundred times, but I just needed to pitch in: Max, you have massive balls (possibly Jewish matzah balls?) and I thank you for the sh*t you put up with to run this place. Even for all the morons, YTMND stays strong thanks to the fact there's a guy that has a clue at the helm
February 2nd, 2007
445th
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Also, DELETE THAT SH!*
February 2nd, 2007
446th
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If someone made a ytmnd about me with millions of views I would crap my pants, not sue
February 2nd, 2007
447th
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465th+My first comment =D Max u pwnd him. so many ppl sue YTMND but u never let them stomp all over you.
February 2nd, 2007
448th
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The email address he has listed on his website is tommabe@tommabe.com ...
February 2nd, 2007
449th
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too funny
February 2nd, 2007
450th
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Keep up the good work!
February 2nd, 2007
451st
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Here is a coupon good for one free blowjob.
February 2nd, 2007
452nd
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You should post his phone number.
February 2nd, 2007
453rd
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I agree with everyone else. Just delete the site and get it over with. Nobody likes it anymore; in fact, we hate it.
February 2nd, 2007
455th
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You don't need 1880 US dollars. We all know how many US dollars he owes you. (Hint: starts with 5)
February 2nd, 2007
456th
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Tom Mabe forgots Polend.... too bad, he should have voted %
February 2nd, 2007
457th
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That was amazing, I wish I could five star news articles...
February 2nd, 2007
458th
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max you are a legend
February 2nd, 2007
459th
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http://www.myspace.com/corvettepilot1999
February 2nd, 2007
460th
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Rimjobs all around...also Coors Light.
February 2nd, 2007
461st
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My God did you rofflestomp that dickhead!
February 2nd, 2007
462nd
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Max FTW
February 2nd, 2007
463rd
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PWNT!
February 2nd, 2007
464th
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http://www.thecenternetwork.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=1228
February 2nd, 2007
465th
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i luv u max
February 2nd, 2007
466th
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That is a great response. Don't these people think before they sue?
February 2nd, 2007
468th
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http://www.usmagazine.com/lindsays_got_a_late_night_craving Any girl who likes McDonald's and sex is my target of religious worship. Especially if (like Lohan) they're already my target of semi-religious worship.
February 2nd, 2007
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also previous post is dedicated to intel. http://www.intel.com/design/intarch/intel486/index.htm
February 2nd, 2007
470th
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Chrsit that is f*cking owned. I want to be a mod btw
February 2nd, 2007
471st
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500th?
February 2nd, 2007
472nd
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Umm...You're a badass, Max.
February 2nd, 2007
473rd
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#wop on efnet
February 2nd, 2007
474th
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Wow. Just wow.
February 2nd, 2007
475th
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Eagerly awaiting your "legal muscle", -Max that is worth 5 stars
February 2nd, 2007
476th
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but I poop from there
February 2nd, 2007
477th
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DELETE THE F*CKING WEBSITE F*CKING MOTHER N*GG*R *SSH*LE BITCH
February 2nd, 2007
478th
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woot
February 2nd, 2007
479th
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That was the funniest thing I have read or heard in at least a week, and I was about to go to sleep and now I'm up laughing. It was caffeine for the soul. (I trademarked that line last week, please don't steal or my lawyers will attack) Oh, and (999) 999-3792 is not a valid number...why would he lie about that? I wonder how he gets telemarketing calls with a non-existant number!
February 2nd, 2007
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I just want to point out that even if the Tom Mabe of TomMabe3@aol.com is a fake, the Tom Mabe of tommabe.com's actual site e-mail is tommabe@tommabe.com. Tom Mabe Tom Mabe Tom Mabe. And for good measure: Tom Mabe once more.
February 2nd, 2007
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500? THis is lulzy. Fire your lazah.
February 2nd, 2007
482nd
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Max, I want your 'legal muscle' inside me NAOW.
February 2nd, 2007
483rd
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It's about time that "How to Prank a Telemarketer" site was put out of its misery.
February 2nd, 2007
484th
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Truly a God among Men.
February 2nd, 2007
485th
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Well said.
February 2nd, 2007
486th
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I LOVE YOU MAX
February 2nd, 2007
487th
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Assuming the threat is, or has some semblance of realism I must point out a certain part of the email to max to those who say, "Just take it down." And that is this: 'removing my call will not make this right.' I agree that deleting it would be a splendid idea, but of course if this email is real deleting it won't help with anything. Just a thought though.
February 2nd, 2007
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MAX YOU ARE IN DEEP SH*T HERE! Just delete the site, I think it's the only way.
February 2nd, 2007
489th
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Max wins again.
February 2nd, 2007
490th
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awww...not as funny now knowing it is probably fake. Still good writing though.
February 2nd, 2007
491st
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511 [*~*]
February 2nd, 2007
492nd
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LOL Ungreatful bastard
February 2nd, 2007
493rd
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YIFF
February 2nd, 2007
494th
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pwnsauce
February 2nd, 2007
495th
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go max!
February 2nd, 2007
496th
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KLOL
February 2nd, 2007
497th
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The amount of pwnage that Max dished out isn't even f*cking imaginable. Thumbs up.
February 2nd, 2007
498th
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MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGHT LAW MAX DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COPYRIGH
February 2nd, 2007
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Bravo, Max, bravo.
February 2nd, 2007
500th
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Hahahahaha, awesome. Absolutely awesome.
February 2nd, 2007
501st
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its fake - ignore it its probably those bauman f*gs (neil and eric) trying to wind you up
February 2nd, 2007
502nd
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I'd like to see his response to that as well. ^.^
February 2nd, 2007
503rd
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Max, you're a friggin legend!
February 2nd, 2007
504th
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ROFL!!!!!! Irony
February 2nd, 2007
505th
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Wow, max, you just PWNED that guy.
February 2nd, 2007
506th
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haha not even doom music can save him now
February 2nd, 2007
507th
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OMG Max! You're more godly than before! I will take a bullet for you....
February 2nd, 2007
508th
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Argh... the stinging sarcasm hurts.
February 2nd, 2007
509th
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I JUST went to Newgrounds and saw his clip "Daddy's Little Girl"
February 2nd, 2007
510th
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Pay Max 1880 US Dollars for great justice!
February 2nd, 2007
511th
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Owned™
February 2nd, 2007
512th
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Snape killed Dumbledore.
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