Medieval Retrowax

Dear Max,

We hope this note finds you well. Your Webby Awards entry YTMND.com in the Viral category, has moved on to the next round of Webby judging. For this stage, in addition to the URL and entry information you've already provided, we now need a 2:00-3:00 minute, high-quality version of your entry, highlighting the segments or portions of your work that you feel best represent the overall piece.


Along with your original URL and entry information, this reel will compliment your entry throughout the next phases of the judging process. Should your entry eventually be honored, this clip may be:

* Used to showcase your achievement to Webby Voice Voters and the public at large at Webbyawards.com.

* Aired live at The Webby Film & Video Awards in New York City in June 2007.

* Used to promote your achievement in broadcast, traditional and other forms of media.


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Your task, should you choose to complete it, is to create a 2-3 minute high res video that highlights why YTMND is so awesome. Due to me only being notified about this today, we have until Wednesday. Try to upload a copy somewhere and email me at max@ytmnd.com.

If you make the best video your work will possibly be broadcast at the webbys and you will also receive a free print of every shirt I ever sell in the future.
EDIT: This video obviously needs to be work safe, and the goal here is to highlight YTMND's good side, not a fad compilation that no one outside of the site would understand. The goal here is to make something that other people can "get".

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February 25th, 2007
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"All I say is that if you have have an alt, and I think I've got like 10 by now. Just don't cast any votes with them and you're all good." = I agree non voting alts are harmless, however if you have a bunch of them you cant assume you wont get deleted in a batch dupe deletion... its not safe to assume theres checks in place to differentiate between votehacking dupes and experimental/joke dupes.
February 25th, 2007
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All this chaos...being what I believe most people call an '06er, I haven't known YTMND as long as others here. Still, I don't think I've ever seen the site as alt-ridden as it is now. Then again, with the new mod system coming up, I can only hope that this is like an invasion of the Putty Patrol before the Power Rangers step in.
February 25th, 2007
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Did I say 10?, oh my bad, I meant 75.
February 25th, 2007
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By the way, I don't have any alts, but...uh...my mom has an account, and she's upvoted me a couple times. I'm dead serious.
February 25th, 2007
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i'm pretty sure max's mom has a YTMND account. it would be funny if it turned out to be Punisher.
February 25th, 2007
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Hearing that max's mom has an account makes me just a bit less embarrassed. Just a bit.
February 25th, 2007
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if that account does exist i wouldnt hold your breath for any revelations.
February 25th, 2007
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No big revelations, of course. Just throws the age curve a bit off. My mother, for example, is fifty-seven. I don't know who the oldest member on the site might be, but I have a feeling she might be near the top...aaaand here's the part where I feel like a horrible son.
February 25th, 2007
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610th o:
February 25th, 2007
557th
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Thanks max. And lol@klasky.
February 25th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/JoshCube007/ -Keep an eye out for this one,inactive since wednesday.
February 25th, 2007
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i like to pretend thePlease is the oldest person on YTMND and all his ramblings are caused by the grief of lost friends and family. and he has tourettes and no cable so "Matlock" isn't an option.
February 25th, 2007
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ROY4L and Klasky works MUST be included.
February 25th, 2007
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MUCFLUY!
February 25th, 2007
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I'm sure that theplease's essays take 2 hours to compose.
February 25th, 2007
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And he is back. GucheHair, f*ckem, f*ckem1, f*ckem2, f*ckem3, f*ckem4, f*ckem5, f*ckem6, f*ckem7, f*ckem8, f*ckem9, f*ckem10, f*ckem11, f*ckem12. This is all i know so far, so anyone who thinks about posting a good ytmnd, don't bother.
February 25th, 2007
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Now he is hitting up all my sites, GucheHair re-joined recently, and made those alts.
February 25th, 2007
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http://pimpin4eva.ytmnd.com
February 25th, 2007
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Fourest, based on what I saw on SPY, you have little to complain about
February 25th, 2007
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max, i know its annoying, but you should delete Guche's new alts right away this time so he doesnt think he can keep getting away with it.
February 25th, 2007
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those alts that were deleted yesterday came back within 12 hours to do more downvoting
February 25th, 2007
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Heres a good solution srsly. Dont allow anyone to establish a User name(s) Joshcube0-100 etc + all the other handles that have been abusive, (PM Btape for a comprehensive list im sure) But most importantly dont allow any combination of letters that make Joshcube, because Im sure he's partial to it.
February 25th, 2007
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This whole coolchick1794 sh*t is hilarious
February 25th, 2007
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So this whore named munter makes this completely pathetic site...pastes Brian Peppers' head into that whale-penis picture. He gets angry at someone who posted in there, I tell him that his site involved minimal work, he gets pissed and downvotes all of mine. Huh. That kind of pisses me off. Too bad it doesn't really matter to anyone but myself.
February 25th, 2007
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Yeah, I messaged him explaining how I was just trying to help him out since he's a new guy and all. Gave him some site-making advice, and also told him that, since his account's two and a half weeks old, he hasn't yet developed the testicles to be able to downvote a user's sites and get away with it like that. I try to be a nice guy, but I get pissed at people like that. Funny thing is that within a week he'll probably be gone, and I'll just have another pile of downvotes.
February 25th, 2007
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when the mod system is up, maybe there should be a 'secret' number of obvious revenge downvotes one is allowed before having voting privileges suspended.
February 25th, 2007
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If you mean some sort of automatic revenge downvote tracker, I don't know if it'd be easier to write something in for that or to just have users report excessive revenge downvoting to the mods, then have said mods check vote histories and/or spy and manually send a warning or eventually a vote suspension.
February 25th, 2007
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no, i dont mean automatic, but discretionary among mods i guess. and i dont mean HURR 'infiinite block voting since you hit 3 of my sites'
February 25th, 2007
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Agreed. Under the new mod system, my case, for example, wouldn't matter, really, unless this guy started revenge downvoting others. Actually, I think he did hit the other guy who commented with one star, but whatever; as I said, chances are he'll be gone sooner or later. Just hoping at least four-fifths of the mods are sane. At least by YTMND's standards of sanity.
February 25th, 2007
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Dammit, I got GucheHair'd again. Not as fun as getting Bel-Air'd.
February 25th, 2007
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if the mods are mostly regular users this time things would have to be better. and no offense to say, jons or spudnewt or some of the other current mods, but if the s mods are all old ytmnders who now only log in once every 6 days, thats no good.
February 25th, 2007
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i dont even know if IP banning is possible, if its ever REALLY be done, but GucheHair is clearly deserving. anyone who wants a shot at UAC has to check to see if he's online before posting.
February 25th, 2007
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The user guchehair has alt accounts Max, and is attacking sites, MasterSitsu told me to post a comment asking for you to ban his IP, Thanks
February 25th, 2007
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Nothing on U&C right now's above a 4, except for one site marked NSFW, currently at a 4.03. Funny how just a week or so ago, when the blue stars were gone, we were complaining about overinflated site ratings. The top of today wouldn't even come close to the bottom then. Long story short, downvoters need a neverending series of nutshots.
February 25th, 2007
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Guchehair aside, I seriously think the whole Up and Coming system is flawed and needs a complete overhaul. The sheer size of the site, combined with the omnipresence of dickish downvoters means that one of two normal, everyday downvoters can cripple your site to the point where it'll be off the Newly Created list before the upvoters can undo the damage. I don't have any specific ideas, but there needs to be another tier between Newly Created and Up and Coming, somehow.
February 25th, 2007
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*one _or_ two*
February 25th, 2007
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I meant to say guchehair had attacked my sites with around 15 alts. just trying to say that stopping this guy from doing it to others would be appreciated, thanks
February 25th, 2007
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Necro, especially with people like JoshCube or TwistedBarney spamming recently created with a zillion of the same site lately things pop off before the cavalry can come to udo mass alt users. the front page "Worthwhile" has been kinda useless lately does anyone else agree? maybe cut that sh*t in half and make 'recently created' 50% larger would be good.
February 25th, 2007
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I modded my template so that there are 20 sites on the "Recently Created," and 5 on "Worthwhile" to compensate. If you haven't already done so, I'd recommend you try that, as it might help a bit.
February 25th, 2007
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I got hit AGAIN with GucheHair and his f*ckem alts, I'm not making a site until he's gone for good
February 25th, 2007
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How's this for an idea: Sites remain on Recently Created until they get a minimum of ten votes. You can't make a new site if you have one currently on the list, making it harder to site spam. Make the section expandable so that new sites don't knock the old ones off the list, they just make the list one longer.
February 25th, 2007
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i have a site on up and coming. i dont know its normal chances because its very very very simple, but i'm sure GucheHair will make it a 2.94 in a few minutes if it stays there long enough.
February 25th, 2007
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and then he did just that. and thats f*cking it. if he's not at least continually deleted, if he's allowed to stick around, f*ck it me too cooke.
February 25th, 2007
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you were hit by mass alts just like me- GucheHair, themaninthebush, Phonix, ChrisHansen, whatinthehell, whatinthef*ck, whatinthemiller, whatthef*ck, whatamiller, f*ckpizza, f*ckpizza1, f*ckpizza2, f*ckpizza3, f*ckpizza4, f*ckpizza5 - sympathy 5'd take it to the news page and FIGHT BACK TOGETHER
February 25th, 2007
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To get laid. lololololololololol
February 25th, 2007
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1 or 2 people just got deleted because the news comments went down by two.
February 25th, 2007
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A bunch of f*ckpizza's alts were deleted, and literally minutes later, he hit me with a bunch of brand new alts.
February 25th, 2007
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Wait, maybe not. Regardless, GucheHair / f*ckpizza just got bitchslapped by someone. I wonder how long it'll last.
February 25th, 2007
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Looks like the alts got deleted again
February 25th, 2007
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Once I went to the store.
February 26th, 2007
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"IFE GOT TO GET MY RYEFUL FROM TE SHET" It just occurred to me, that's perfect iambic pentameter. Shakespeare would've been proud.
February 26th, 2007
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GucheHair came back again...about 15-20 minutes ago. Just a warning.
February 26th, 2007
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another GucheHair has reregistered and thus far is acting normally. if max could confirm if its a different person that would be good.
February 26th, 2007
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Ah, Sitsu wins. Noticed his votes; so far they're moderately sane.
February 26th, 2007
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Hey, everytime I try to upload a new site, the audio doesn't work. Yet I see all these f*ggy short films with endless audio. I've tried WAV, MP3, everything. How annoying.
February 26th, 2007
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Oh and how about a name changing feature? That'd be nice. I've only been asking for that for the last 3 years.
February 26th, 2007
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About time they fixed up that glitch. Telemarketer does not show up anymore on top viewed daily...
February 26th, 2007
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the stiffening of your penis is of no consequence
February 26th, 2007
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It's as if Worthwhile only changes weekly...sometimes monthly. I think the 1-minute refresh was much fairer. All the sites meeting the Worthwhile requirements got views (sometimes 500-1000 a week if lucky) each day from the original cycle. If Worthwhile was like that again...I also believe getting into Up and Coming should be harder. Four 5s and you're in. It's how JoshCube started that STUPID card fad. His alts made it look popular with ease and people jumped on the bandwagon.
February 26th, 2007
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He's embiggened that role with his cromulent performance.
February 26th, 2007
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^ lolol
February 26th, 2007
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http://popeye1.ytmnd.com/
February 26th, 2007
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
February 26th, 2007
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OH, IIIIIiiiii...REMEMBER LARRY!!!
February 26th, 2007
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That's it, I'm done making sites. F*ck this.
February 26th, 2007
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This update sure seems outdated when it's talkin in the future tense about last Wednesday
February 26th, 2007
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"You know, if tehpwner2 made his f*ggot list today, it'd be like forty f*cking pages long."
February 26th, 2007
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"'You know, if tehpwner2 made his f*ggot list today, it'd be like forty f*cking pages long.'"
February 26th, 2007
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You know, if tehpwner2 made his female list today, it'd be like forty f*cking letters long.
February 26th, 2007
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"You know, if tehpwner2 made his female list today, it'd be like forty f*cking letters long."
February 26th, 2007
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"You know, if tehpwner2 made his f*ggot list today, it'd be like forty f*cking pages long, but it's irrelevant because he uses Devin Townsend for the audio and it would be worth reading the whole thing just to listen to it."
February 26th, 2007
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'"You know, if tehpwner2 made his female list today, it'd be like forty f*cking letters long."'
February 26th, 2007
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Damn it! I hate it when this happens. Anyway I hope the mod system goes up soon since of all the alt account downvoters and sock puppetry trolls that have been screwing around with the voting system.
February 26th, 2007
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This troll is back. http://ytmnd.com/users/rtgcom/comments
February 27th, 2007
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page is inherently funnier than anything i've seen on YTMND all day.
February 27th, 2007
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i mean, i never knew using the term C.E. and B.C.E. instead of A.D. and B.C. was inherently anti-christian. thanks moonbat sociopaths!
February 27th, 2007
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Apparently so is using the British spelling of words like colour, honour, and labour. We all know God hates the letter U.
February 27th, 2007
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it is very important everyone in the world be subject to our ethnocentric point of view. once we allow people from other nations and religions to look and edit the same sites as us the terrorists win. I swear when i saw that site i was waiting for a giant pic of Colbert or a link to the Onion to reassure me it was satire. if it didnt have such political overtones that people would inherently get upset over it would be the perfect target for a terrible internet raid.
February 27th, 2007
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Don't forget getting hit by a boat propeller on your honeymoon. Apparently, that counts as gossip...
February 27th, 2007
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"Did you know that faith is a uniquely Christian concept? Add to the explanation of what it means, and how it does not exist on other religions." - take that Muslims and Jews! you dont have faith! you have weird-other-commitment-to-belief-without-evidence-defined-by-some-other-word-because-we-want-this-one!
February 27th, 2007
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"Think before you type..." ... Why is that? All that is being requested is a name change, you know? I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult. If any of the admins can help with that, send me a PM.
February 27th, 2007
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"Apparently so is using the British spelling of words like colour, honour, and labour. We all know God hates the letter U." Oh f*ck.
February 27th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/Chav-Slayer/lists - The purpose of this feature shall forever remain a mystery...
February 27th, 2007
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I AM FULLY AWARE OF WHAT I AM DOING, CAN'T YOU SEE
February 27th, 2007
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F*CKING POP-UPS
February 27th, 2007
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Where da white women at?
February 27th, 2007
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Where da redheaded women at?
February 27th, 2007
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care
February 27th, 2007
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Anyone pick up the new Hanson album? It's only available in Japan (U.S. version isn't out until May) so I had to import it. I was kind of disappointed. Several songs seem kind of lazy and uninspired, as if they are leftovers from the last album just shoveled in here. However, the last three songs on the album all have Zac on lead vocals and are really good, probably the best on the album.
February 27th, 2007
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To all of you looking to pick it up - I highly recommend importing the Japanese release as it has two bonus tracks (including two of the three I just mentioned). The U.S. one looks to be really underwhelming. Funny how they've changed through the years, Taylor isn't even really the lead singer anymore! I give Hanson's "The Walk" (Japan edition) 3 out of 5 stars. Their worst album to date, but still worth a listen, if for no other reason than the last few tracks.
February 27th, 2007
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I checked its not me....What is up with these PopUp Ads...This could be the end.
February 27th, 2007
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you know that feelin, when you think you have a great idea for a ytmnd and you know it involves some quote from a movie but you can't remember which movie it was or who said it...
February 27th, 2007
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What's the quote? I bet you I'll recognize it.
February 27th, 2007
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f*cking t-shirts
February 27th, 2007
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I commented on a site by http://ytmnd.com/users/WyattStrange/ -------- and he responded to me with his alternate user ID: http://ytmnd.com/users/toott00t/ ----- haha, noobs
February 27th, 2007
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I dunno, the quote's really vague and general. "So... What should I do..." lol, yeah it's not a quote for a classic site
February 27th, 2007
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Are you thinking of Ghostbusters? "A full-torso apparition. And it's real!" "So what do we do?" That's the the closest thing I can think of, I may have a knack for remembering movie quotes and song lyrics, but you're not giving me much to work with.
February 27th, 2007
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What I'm thinking is someguy getting all deflated and disappointed as he says it
February 27th, 2007
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Ban some other f*ggot gimmics please: SUPASEXY Flavor-Flav Hulk-Hogan CHUCKHATER3000 Punisher kwsn thePlease Qnslaught Genstar nugget Ashwill TheManWithNoFace manura dantheman MontellJordan
February 27th, 2007
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Also, cawks
February 27th, 2007
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Also, also
February 28th, 2007
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He/she also has a soft spot for penguins. Also, did CaptainObvious die? I remember him posting in the news comments a lot.
February 28th, 2007
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"You don't know sh*t about reason; reasons why some of us live and why some of us don't! Well, fortunately for you you have decades to figure that out."
February 28th, 2007
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lenincat.ytmnd.com
February 28th, 2007
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someone upvoted all my ytmnds; whoever it was, PM me and I'll give you a cookie. not that I'm complaining, but I think it's strange that my worst and unfunny site "Answers to the YTMND Crossword" is the highest rated.
February 28th, 2007
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When Undertaker locked Ultimate Warrior in a coffin and almost killed him, was that sh*t real? That is f*cked up.
February 28th, 2007
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The girls from the Rayging Blue games are hot. Mainly Aoi Sorano.
February 28th, 2007
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( http://www.k2.dion.ne.jp/~itbs/ for the uninitiated. )
February 28th, 2007
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"...really annoying, talking popup ads that open more windows when you try to close them. YTMND is dead." Quoted for truth. WTF Max?
February 28th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/cubetriangle/ ...Pathetic revenge downvoter du Jour.
February 28th, 2007
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You guys are pathetic, Ive never seen a pop-up ad in 3 years of viewing ytmnd. Especially Not even now!, you guys must really have lame outdated or whack @ss browsers. Srsly, do yourself a favor and download Firefox Mozilla 1.5 or above, do some remedial adblocking and you're all set. Wow, it's amazing you can even use the internet.
March 1st, 2007
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seriously... people still see Elvis?
March 1st, 2007
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tampons
March 1st, 2007
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Wait, YTMND has pop-ups? I've been visiting sinc Nov. '04 and I have NEVER seen one.
March 1st, 2007
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No, but I am a member of NAMBLA.
March 1st, 2007
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It's become painfully obvious that the longer the stay of really dumb sites in the Top Viewed/Top Voted On, the higher rated they become.
March 1st, 2007
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seriously... people still also c*cks?
March 1st, 2007
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They think it's a fad. It's gonna go away. It's not going away, LOL
March 1st, 2007
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I have a dick.
March 1st, 2007
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BTW I have been getting ruthlessly downvoted as of late. I would like to catch these perpatrators and have them exucuted under the court of laws.
March 1st, 2007
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if you are getting pop-ups, they arent from ytmnd.
March 1st, 2007
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Rogue ads then...?
March 1st, 2007
686th
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(also max is a jumbo jet now.)
March 1st, 2007
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oh hi max
March 1st, 2007
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The person who grabbed the Guchehair account deleted all the 5's he made and started downvoting. That's odd
March 1st, 2007
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Sure it wasn't GucheHair to begin with, trying to mislead us just like TwistedBarney?
March 2nd, 2007
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Me neither
March 2nd, 2007
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Woooooonderful. Here comes the return of blue star sites to the U&C. gah. D;
March 2nd, 2007
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Wingerding released a site. He's using his alts to upvote his site, but I haven't seem them being used to downvote....yet
March 2nd, 2007
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I spoke too soon. He's downvoting the sites above his and he even downvoted his own site on accident, haha
March 2nd, 2007
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lame, uh ok, neat, cool, hot
March 2nd, 2007
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oh snap I just noticed their first initials spell "lunch"...
March 2nd, 2007
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Oh jesus why do I care about people, they just get mad when I pound on their door for an hour because I think they are lying on the floor dead.
March 2nd, 2007
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Pound, Pound, Pound on the door baby...KNOCK A LIL' LOUDER SUGAR! Pound, Pound, Pound on the door baby...I CAN'T HEAR YUO! Sorry. Couldn't help it. But any more of those sites = 1 unless genuinely funny. None will top YTCM's original, why try?
March 2nd, 2007
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Agreed. The first couple spin-off sites were good, but I felt dirty giving them fives, mainly due to YTCM's original. Any more and I don't think I can be as joyous and upvote-y.
March 2nd, 2007
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Woah, page errors.
March 2nd, 2007
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COMMA COMMA DOWN DOOBIE DEW DOWN DOWN
March 2nd, 2007
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What if the Jitz is monitoring?
March 2nd, 2007
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^ PLEASE tell me that's a joke. Otherwise you've got SERIOUS political problems on your side of the pond...
March 2nd, 2007
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This is the main text box where you can put up to 3 lines of information for your lower-third bio graphic
March 2nd, 2007
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GOOD LORD!!!
March 2nd, 2007
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the big lying thing about conservapedia is that its not just a 'conservative' wikipedia, it has to be a conservative CHRISTIAN one, and the most imporant tenets of the site revolve around religious issues. i've already found talk pages where they are blasting the sh*t out of each other assuming they'd all agree with each other, just relying on ad hominem attacks. its awesome.
March 2nd, 2007
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DENNA;L PLAN YUOI JHUST FEELLL FOR THE TRAP[ NEDM KHAAAAN
March 2nd, 2007
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boys and girls of every age, would you like to see something strange?
March 2nd, 2007
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A lot of people have been vandalizing Conservapedia recently. Making it even more ridiculous.
March 2nd, 2007
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Conservapedia - everything you need to know when you're too stupi - oops, I mean, too DEVOUT, to believe the "scientific truth."
March 2nd, 2007
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I had to get out of conservapedia as soon as I saw them call abortion a "for-profit multi-billion dollar a year industry", as though Planned Parenthood is some kind of revolving-door abortion factory. I swear one more sentence of that would have made my head asplode.
March 2nd, 2007
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Is there some kind of "make the longest ytmnd possible and get it on U&C" contest going on right now?
March 2nd, 2007
717th
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Things I learned today: 1-When you alert people of malicious activity they will shrug it off or reflect the malice back at you. 2- Stay the f*ck off YTMND on Fridays.
March 2nd, 2007
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i've noticed a trend on teh internets. liberals seek out easy targets and feast on them in packs, then when an intelligent, true conservative comes in and wipes the floor with them, they all scatter and go look for more easy targets. I don't think libs care about winning arguments (after all, what's winning an argument if truth is subjective?) as much as they just like being cyncical. It makes them feel smart, which is honestly how they view themselves.
March 2nd, 2007
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i've been trying to get to the root of the liberal mindset over the years, and what i've come to so far is that it's based in a lack of humility.
March 2nd, 2007
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I know I'm better and smarter than others and I don't consider myself a "liberal."
March 2nd, 2007
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I'm a Goldwater Republican, which is like a normal Republican, except not a religious zealot. So that means I have to vote Democrat, in order to protect my right to choose abortion. It's so sad that political divisions have to be completely black-and-white due to that one issue, but as a total f*cktard, I should not breed. Doing my damned duty to society at large includes being able to have access to birth control and abortion on the off chance I might get laid.
March 2nd, 2007
722nd
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everyone is smart on the internet, and everyone else is stupid.
March 2nd, 2007
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that is, everyone thinks they're smart, but are at the same time being considered stupid by someone else. Once you realize the average person is probably not that different from yourself since you yourself are just one person picked randomly from the masses, you're on your way to having a realistic view of yourself and the world around you.
March 2nd, 2007
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No I'm objectively elite. Top of my graduating class, full scholarship, 99th percentile, all that jazz.
March 2nd, 2007
725th
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Not to mention I'm at the top of the social ladder. I often quote Otis Wilson, "I'm one of a kind...the ladies all love me for my body and my mind."
March 2nd, 2007
726th
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Sorry dude, the vast majority of people are stupid. That's just the facts. I'm probably considered stupid. I don't care. But I'm not going to pretend like we're all equals... and isn't that a liberal idea anyway? Some animals are more equal than others, okay?
March 2nd, 2007
727th
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I'm not saying we're all equals, i'm saying to not think everyone else is f*cking retarded.
March 2nd, 2007
732nd
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I don't consider neocons true members of the Grand Old Party, if you can even call it grand and old anymore.
March 3rd, 2007
734th
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Honda, you have to have a real politically thin skinned if making fun of Conservapedia made you rant like that. I'm rather liberal and two of my most well known sites are base level attacks on well known liberal icons. get a sense of humor about yourself for christsakes, or at least retaliate against an equally decent target like wikichix.org, feminists who decided it was important to make their own site since someone said 'hairdryer' belonged under 'womens studies'
March 3rd, 2007
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but i dont know why i said that, because anyone who's seen your wiki contribs - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/2nd_Piston_Honda - knows you take this sort of thing dangerously seriously.
March 3rd, 2007
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F*ck are you all f*gs, shut the f*ck up already, or kill yourself, or get laid. Whatever, just shut the f*ck up.
March 3rd, 2007
738th
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news post is the only part of the front page with any lulz. This is true about 97% of the time.
March 3rd, 2007
739th
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Their self-titled debut Blaque debuted #53 on the Billboard 200 albums chart and went platinum. Two of the singles from the album, "808" written with R. Kelly and "Bring It All to Me" featuring JC Chasez of *NSYNC, reached the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart. The album also featured a cover version of "Time after Time" originally recorded by Cyndi Lauper. Their only single to be nominated for a MTV Video Music Award was "I Do" for Best Editing.
March 3rd, 2007
740th
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--and while I'm talking about semi-famous black stars, http://www.simplymeagan.net/photos/displayimage.php?album=28&pos=5 (I'd hit it.)
March 3rd, 2007
741st
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Blaque suck the sh*t out of blackSTREET's ass, and anyone who disagrees with me is a Communist.
March 3rd, 2007
742nd
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Hey Piston what did you think of the Half Hour News Hour?
March 3rd, 2007
743rd
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Anyone who doesn't like David Bowie is a latent homosexual.
March 3rd, 2007
744th
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Sitsu once told me he likes Fallout Boy, which as we can tell means he is completely gay and likely a virgin.
March 3rd, 2007
745th
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HeatherChandler you coked up diseased ridden whorebag, Bowie is clearly inferior to Lou Reed, and if you werent too busy prepping your filthy twat for another 24 hours of homeless c*ck in exchange for a single dimebag you'd have a minute or two to realize the graveness of your error.
March 3rd, 2007
746th
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i heard you fell of the toilet during "Metal Machine Music" because your brain couldnt handle its complex genius.
March 3rd, 2007
747th
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Sitsu, you can use all the big words you want, they won't make you any less disgusted by the sight of vagina. Clearly you have issues with your mother, and should ask her to breastfeed you straight.
March 3rd, 2007
748th
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Okay, let's try to make up a formula that will express how gay MS is, where x = underaged twink prostitutes with meth habits to feed (never thought anyone would find out about THAT, did you?!?), y = time Sitsu has spent driving around Canada ISO x, and the limit of his gayness is approaching infinity.
March 3rd, 2007
749th
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anyone would be afraid of vaginas after watching you perform a Self Atomic Wedgie with your own clitoris. and when Joe C.'s rotting corpse suddenly fell out i think i was scarred for life.
March 3rd, 2007
750th
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*drama*
March 3rd, 2007
751st
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anyone who blew Scott Stapp without at least brushing first has no business telling me that one night in West Hollywood was ill advised.
March 3rd, 2007
752nd
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I think listening to the Spice Girls turned you queer. How many nubile young boy's anuses have you penetrated this week?
March 3rd, 2007
753rd
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Why'd you have to drag Canada into this Heather?
March 3rd, 2007
754th
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I did not blow Scott Stapp, I just stole his cocaine when he was trying to take his pants off. You would have loved to have been there, I am sure. He had a tiny c*ck but that would probably be more suitable to the pegging you love so well.
March 3rd, 2007
755th
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While we're expressing our most passionate opinions... Anyone who has never heard of The Guardian Legend should be slapped. Anyone who hates The Guardian Legend should be shot. Federal law should require people to learn the trick for collecting multiple Blue/Red Landers in a row in Zanac before calling themselves a "l33t shmupz0r" or "master of all gaming" or something of that sort. and I like red hair as much as (maybe more than) boobs.
March 3rd, 2007
756th
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the Spice Girls taught me that girls were too dumb to keep f*cking.
March 3rd, 2007
757th
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Also you're such a useless f*ggot that you don't even know you BRUSH AFTER otherwise your mouth gets dry... I'm sure all the dry face-humping you get from aging queens is painful enough even without having to see your ugly mug bobbing up and down like a sick inverted pogo stick.
March 3rd, 2007
759th
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except for Sporty Spice, she was just washboard enough to play Filthy Priest with.
March 3rd, 2007
760th
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The last time Sitsu was with a woman, he ruined himself forever when he yelled PEE FIGHT and peed on her shoes. Women don't like that, you f*cking Sufjan Stevens-loving gaywad!
March 3rd, 2007
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gr33nscr22n how does Sitsu's c*ck taste? Like sh*t?
March 3rd, 2007
762nd
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I love how YTMND has turned into the biggest soap opera on the internet. Sitsu, I would be the bigger man and step down from this one. And Heather, why do you always start sh*t with other YTMNDers, you f*ckin flat-chested, irish pile of human afterbirth?
March 3rd, 2007
763rd
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I poo on stuff
March 3rd, 2007
764th
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"I did not blow Scott Stapp, I just stole his cocaine when he was trying to take his pants off." - well he told me exactly where the tattoo of Michael Damian was on your ass, and he was right, so there must be something more your'e not telling us. i have no reason not to believe him. he loves Jesus, and lies about blowjobs make baby Jesus cry.
March 3rd, 2007
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Pardon me for interrupting, but I must say this is the most pointless, idiotic, f*gtastic thing I've ever seen. Everyone in this room should probably suck an udder or something. Cuz seriously, this is no better than a puddle of cow pus. Sitsu gives it to Heather in the ass, and I throw my c*ck into a tank of acid and watch it disintegrate. We got that? Now let's have some world peace and sh*t.
March 3rd, 2007
767th
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yep Jed. Though I'm gettin' tired of strokin' off to that Playboy from 1982.
March 3rd, 2007
768th
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wait, you dont like Sufjan Stevens? i thought you were a straight woman?
March 3rd, 2007
769th
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I heard a rumor that heather chandler stuffs her bra. Anyone else hear that?
March 3rd, 2007
771st
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also, PICKLE SURPRISE!
March 3rd, 2007
772nd
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she stuffs it alright. she stuffs it full of FAIL!
March 3rd, 2007
774th
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high five!
March 3rd, 2007
775th
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high five!
March 3rd, 2007
776th
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I don't think I can ever be with a man again, since Sitsu's f*ggoty whore ways mean that most men in North America have been forcibly raped by him at knifepoint, and anyone who's been with him gets SuperHerpes, which give you AIDS. I guess I am going to have to be a lesbian from now on thanks to you, you f*cking f*ggot.
March 3rd, 2007
777th
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I heard differently. I thought it was Maple syrup, Canadian flags and Canadian quarters from her subconscious affinity for Sitsu
March 3rd, 2007
778th
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Sitsu, so making legitimate wikipedia contributions is "taking this sort of thing way too seriously"? You mean politics, or religion, or encyclopedias, or maybe the "Tex-Mex" article i once edited? Wow, you must have really been raged to have posted my WP contribs which you talked to me about in PM many months ago after googling my name when i raged you before. lol
March 3rd, 2007
779th
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It only takes a minute
March 3rd, 2007
780th
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HIGH FIVE!
March 3rd, 2007
781st
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i hear that Portia De Rossi licks a lot of pussy. good place to start.
March 3rd, 2007
782nd
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gr33n: he's offline atm :(:( I want to invite him so badly too.
March 3rd, 2007
783rd
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I pulled a stick out of Honda's *ss and drew a happy face on it, and now it listens to the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. i think everything will be ok.
March 3rd, 2007
785th
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Sitsu you catch the Toronto game?
March 3rd, 2007
786th
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Sitsu you catch the Toronto game?
March 3rd, 2007
788th
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i dont watch hockey. i watched a man shave his balls.
March 3rd, 2007
789th
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I watched a man shave his balls.
March 3rd, 2007
790th
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I watched my balls shave a man.
March 3rd, 2007
791st
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i watched a man shave his watch.
March 3rd, 2007
792nd
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My brain cannot handle the level of f*ggotry ITT right now. I swear, Sitsu, if you get any gayer you're going to make a black hole of gayness into which all of existence will be sucked, like the odious vaccum of your c*ck-loving mouth. I think you've just changed my opinion on gay marriage. Mighty Mighty Bosstones are godawful. get AIDS.
March 3rd, 2007
793rd
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I watched a man shave his balls.
March 3rd, 2007
794th
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I shaved my balls watch a man.
March 3rd, 2007
795th
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my mother told me one day I'd end up with aids, i didnt think she meant today.
March 3rd, 2007
796th
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I watched the man shave my dog.
March 3rd, 2007
797th
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I balls'd a man shaving his watch.
March 3rd, 2007
798th
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I watched my balls shave a man.
March 3rd, 2007
799th
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heather you only hate the Bosstones because they prefer to skank dance and not to f*ck skank.
March 3rd, 2007
800th
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Proof Sitsu loves men? I once heard him say he regularly jacks it to a picture of ANN COULTER. ANN COULTER. I'll let the record speak for itself here. Jesus CHRIST you fat ugly f*ggot, don't you know she wants your kind sent into camps and reamed to death? Although if all my gay friends had to go in order for you to be finally destroyed, I would give them all up to end your reign of f*ggot terror.
March 3rd, 2007
802nd
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i wank to whatever helps me hate myself better.
March 3rd, 2007
803rd
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We get Horny.
March 3rd, 2007
804th
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I watched Ann Coulter shave her balls.
March 3rd, 2007
805th
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My cat just looked at your ugly picture on your real myspace (I am leet myspace searcher) and coughed up the biggest hairball ever, proof that Sitsu rapes cats. The poor dear has been traumatized for life because it's INSTINCTIVE to fear Sitsu's four inches of fury. Or four inches of FURRY AMIRITE? Sitsu also posts drawings of Catboys to his secret real devArt page. I will find lnx.
March 3rd, 2007
806th
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i heard heather chandler likes 311. that is all.
March 3rd, 2007
807th
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I watched my balls shave a man.
March 3rd, 2007
808th
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WARNING FURF*GGOTRY: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/4785393/?&q=catboy&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5
March 3rd, 2007
809th
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Late at night, Sh*tsu listens to old Loverboy albums and cries for his lost love, SlaveOtaku.
March 3rd, 2007
810th
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you like david bowie but hate furries?
March 3rd, 2007
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at least i wasnt raped by STRYPER
March 3rd, 2007
812th
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I balls'd my balls balls my balls. Balls.
March 3rd, 2007
813th
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At least I wasn't raped by Eazy E. Good luck with your AIDS, f*ggot.
March 3rd, 2007
814th
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well now you're just making stuff up.
March 3rd, 2007
815th
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that last one hurt. there was no need to get personal. you're not invited to my birthday party anymore.
March 3rd, 2007
817th
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goodbye cruel news page.
March 3rd, 2007
818th
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Why doesn't anyone rape ME... *sob sob sob, pout pout pout, fap fap fap*
March 3rd, 2007
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wow the comments jumped from 809 to 890 since I left
March 3rd, 2007
820th
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Come back so I can pwn you all over again... that's what your dad said when you lost your virginity... TO HIM! You pee in the sink.
March 3rd, 2007
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Wait, wait, what's wrong with peeing in the sink?
March 3rd, 2007
822nd
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Note to self: never mention anything connected to a comment number, or war will arise.
March 3rd, 2007
823rd
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A buddy of mine peed in the sink whilst at work
March 3rd, 2007
824th
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I miss Sitsu :(
March 3rd, 2007
825th
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Aw.
March 3rd, 2007
827th
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I watched a man pave his walls
March 3rd, 2007
828th
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We don't have a Lazyboy, BTape
March 3rd, 2007
829th
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I watched a man save his lolz.
March 3rd, 2007
830th
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I watched a man rave his squalls.
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man save his calls
March 3rd, 2007
832nd
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I manned a shave watch his balls.
March 3rd, 2007
833rd
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I notched some fans into walls
March 3rd, 2007
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I munched a ham behave its Biggie Smalls.
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