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This is the catharctic realization reflection, all of the omegamortal, who stands at the end of the Earth's life, seeing the Sun go into a Red Giant state, and in an indescribable way, aware of the end of all he has known.

Omegamortal

I've Killed Them All.... // OMEGAMORTAL!!! // All Without A Fall....

scifi,art,metaphor,philosophy,reddwarf,techno

My Hit Single.

A rehash of an old fad with Ronnie Anne from Loud House.

LoudFacemelter

facemelter,loud house,Face Melter,Lost Horizon,crusty old fads

Lost Horizon - Highlander

Get equipped with Surprise, Fear, Ruthless Efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, Nice Red Uniforms, and other such diverse elements

pokemonowl

LOL!,VOTE 5

NOBODY EXPECTS DARTHWANG TO CITE HIS SOURCES!

This is a magic card with an image that moves, the creature that is inside it is a character from "Battle Monsters," a fighting video game that many are not unaware of.

CardKK

Battle Monsters,Card,Kaf Ka,videogame,shrek,Shrek Smash'n Crash Racing

Shrek Smash'n Crash Racing - "Suburbs of Far Far Away" + Sound Clips/Effects of Kaf Ka

An evil angel of death incarnated into this savage animal descends upon us

evilbiscuit

!!!Angel of Death!!! // //

dog,death,angel

Angel of Death song by Slayer

An animated cartoon cat with a Pop-Tart for a torso flying through space and leaving a rainbow trail behind.

nyan-cat

// Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! //

cat,space,nyan cat

https://archive.org/details/NyanCatoriginal

If you see it, open your eyes. Don't keep them closed. There is an epidemic in this country. Too many people have their eyes wide shut.

eyeswideshut

Eyes Wide Shut // //

SHUT

To understand an overstatement you must rise above the latter.

Talonis

Those who are right are not that // only they left. Like a blight to // us the left but seem to be right

Age of Wonders

Every day I suffer in Clownworld. Clean is filth, and filth is clean. To live in Clownworld is to suffer. To suffer in Clownworld is to live.

tosufferinclownworld

END WEIMAR 2

The classic break now arrives on YTMND, many years after it should have. "Funky Drummer" is a single released by James Brown in 1970. Its drum break, improvised by Clyde Stubblefield, is one of the most frequently sampled music recordings.

funkydrummer

AIN'T IT FUNKY? // HUH, AIN'T IT FUNKY? //

funky drummer,,funky,drummer,breaks,loops,samples,funk

This audio file is a sample from the song "Funky Drummer" from James Brown, released in 1970 as a single and recorded November 20th, 1969 in Cincinatti, Ohio, featuring drummer Clyde Stubblefield playing an improvised drum break.

found an ingame screenshot of MEN KISSING on my pc from 2005, what could it mean?

freehoun

half life,half life 2,gordon freeman,barney calhoun,gay,garrys mod,gmod

recorded browser audio when playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E (the weather girls - its raining men) clipped and cut

While playing Simon & Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence" some goober faded up a tape of news bulletins of all the war action going on, and the song and the other audio became a weird pastiche. Probably an off -air recording with a slightly wobbly tape recorder. Date unknown.

simonandgarfunkelandnewscrap

Sounds of Silence,AFVN radio,blooper,will go over the heads of most ytmnd users

Earthstation1.com AFVN page, which has been around since the 1990s.

Boggles the mind that the US Army could allow an ad this insane and yet inane to hit the airwaves in South Vietnam, but here you have it. "Clap Slap" (1967?) The AFVN must have been buzzed on diet pills.

clapslapWTF

AFVN, awful PSAs,Vietnam War radio,in stereo,Clap Slap

Earthstation1.com's AFVN page

Harry Potter spoilers are in season again. Blast from the past.

hogwartslegacy

Harry Potter,spoiler,Hogwarts Legacy,spoilers,YOUR TEACHER DIES AT THE END OF HOGWARTS LEGACY AND CAN’T BE SAVED,ALSO ROOKWOOD IS THE ONE WHO CURSED ANNE

Other spoiler YTMNDs

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

jebuiz

GREETINGS // MY NAME IS // JEBUIZ Y'HAR

greetings,jebuiz,y'har,jebuiz y'har

The year 49,170 AD

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT // THERES A TAPE WORM IN MY ASS // END ME PLEASE

blink 182 ,earrape

dammit by blink 182

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

SIDSON.CITY.COM // IT'S WILL MAKE YOUR WILDEST // SIDSONS COME TRUE TRUST ME DAWG

sidson,vinluv,vath,sidsoncity

sidson.city

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

moon man,danger mouse,black thought

"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)

EPIC MOMENT!

ijustateanapple

AND IT WAS // AMAZING // =D

apple

FF

A recorded part of the massive US Army/ARVN "Chieu hoi" Psywar program, reminding soldiers to not kill or hurt surrendering NLF ("Viet Cong") or North Vietnamese Army soldiers if they came forth hands up with a "Chieu hoi" leaflet in his hand. Program lasted from 1967-73. "Chieu hoi" = "Open Arms", with an understanding of no POW camps for a surrendering soldier.

afrvnchieuhoiadandstationID

AFRVN,AFVN,Vietnam War,Chieu hoi,military broadcast radio,AM,FM

Earthstation1.com's massive hoard of AFVN Radio and TV recordings. https://www.earthstation1.com/Armed_Forces_Radio_Vietnam.html

i hope 2006 will be an awesome year xD

hny2006

HAPPY 2006 // xD //

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It's the end guys...

ashandpikachunomore

pokemon

.

ya dun goofed!

opinionisunpopular

just wanted to uh, quickly // address a couple of rumors that // you might have seen

goofy,hedgefund,wallstreetbets,wsb,marketmanipulator

from a wsb youtube video claiming not to be an employee of a big firm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkUQxLdJnlU

George was not Phil. George was angry. George was wearing shoes. George was not a fucking FALSE AGENT.

drainchain

Realize the truth // there is only Benki //

Venkatesh

An aura once observed and resolved by V in Reality 12 seeking justice in a world of corruption. Long live the Benki and Venky. His will champions the universalism of the truth.

Lloviant goes to the official EX and PT website, and learns that the internet had already got evil. A YTMND with an important message that free knowledge on the internet must not be outlawed. Go to https://wayforward.archive.org/ia2046/

lloviantreaxepisode0

Lloviant Reax Episode 0 // //

Lloviant Reax,Pre-Christmas Special,IA2046

Lloviant Reax Episode 0

North Korea is overall an awful country so I thought it would be funny to make this because I can

drewpicklesgoestonorthkorea

Speakonia

fulcilives

fulcilives

fulci,fulcilives,idiot

this is an original parody of a fat guy who died

An old video game.

hypermath

3D hyper maths // 3D hyper maths // 3D hyper maths

hyper ,math,3D

youtube

This is what happens to you if you are an EX and PT hater.

exandpthatersinanutshell

Lessons In Life // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

Steven Universe

The one moment that we talk about.

anytmndnoonecouldforget

It Works To His Mind // //

VOTE 5

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