?The Angels |
Phlannery |
(2.33) |
325 |
2014-06-01 |
description:
Feral Dogs
domain:
theangels
keywords:
Welcome to Night Vale,Waiting for the the bus in the rain,Old Woman Josie
fg image origin:
welcome to night vale fanart
sound origin:
track download
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?What's REALLY going on... |
DrewMac |
(1.50) |
567 |
2014-05-04 |
description:
I'M POSSESSED!!!
domain:
whatsreallygoingon
keywords:
innerspace,quaid,martin,short
fg image origin:
Innerspace
sound origin:
Innerspace/Dense Kwauit
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?Which YTMND fucking retarded moron are you? (... |
FormerlyFeaturedFagg |
(2.36) |
13,544 |
2014-03-19 |
description:
To make a long story short, all YTMND users are still fucking retarded morons, which one are you?
domain:
tomakealongstoryshort
keywords:
to make a long story short YTMNDers are fucking retarded morons,Pratt is a safety school for design majors,the only piece of paper less valuable than one of your paintings is a BFA degree
fg image origin:
A selection of YTMND fucking retarded morons.
sound origin:
madDickSucker - I Think I'm a Genius
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?How To Rock Ane Roll: Lesson ONE |
Father-McKenzie |
(4.40) |
4,487 |
2014-03-12 |
description:
fattening up the old joke muscle
domain:
backinthegamenow
fg image origin:
get your shorts brown
bg image origin:
stink it up
sound origin:
[X] this is a classic YTMND
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?Happy Mario Day! |
miyamoto1952 |
(1.00) |
1,003 |
2014-03-10 |
description:
Enjoy your March 10th or as it is written in short hand MAR10.
domain:
mariodays2
fg image origin:
The Nintendo logo and Mario
sound origin:
Boston Pops
|
?What? |
Mord3n |
(1.00) |
278 |
2014-02-13 |
description:
Such amazing!
domain:
morden
fg image origin:
Ryu ga Gotoku Ishin
sound origin:
Colo Terorita - Short Loop
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?short attn span chomsky 3: with a vengeance |
LegoLewdite |
(4.00) |
2,147 |
2014-02-02 |
description:
LIBOR, HSBC, IMF, IPSUM DOLAR BILLS
domain:
imnoamchomsky
keywords:
chomsky,menace,tribe,selma,reggie watts
fg image origin:
assorted
sound origin:
beats antique
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?(nsfw) there are rules&nb... |
Xequma |
(2.50) |
564 |
2014-01-21 |
description:
all in the game
domain:
therearerulestothisgame
fg image origin:
http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130822143443/thewirehbotv/images/3/32/Tumblr_mfz47dcjDo1qg0lbvo1_500.gif
bg image origin:
http://www.dreadscott.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ghetto-prison-bus-shelter-VGA.jpg
sound origin:
i made it myself, k.
|
?Majestic Rwarion in Kenya |
ANotoriousBear |
(1.33) |
448 |
2013-12-21 |
description:
Come see lions in Kenya! DO IT NOW!
domain:
rwarrwar
fg image origin:
Short girl
bg image origin:
Kenya
sound origin:
Kenya
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?where is the bus |
jem104120 |
(2.00) |
700 |
2013-11-05 |
description:
the bus is late
domain:
waitinforthebus
fg image origin:
doctor who gif
bg image origin:
http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/55589/kiss-rain-drops-animated.gif
sound origin:
Satellite High - The bus is late
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,834 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?Short-Lived 6 Year Old Fad SO FUNNY LOL |
TizzieB |
(3.12) |
1,618 |
2013-10-13 |
description:
LOL HAHAHAHA XDDD
domain:
FUNNYOLDFADLOL
fg image origin:
http://nevercome.ytmnd.com/
bg image origin:
http://nevercome.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
http://nevercome.ytmnd.com/
|
?I am just a microwave. |
blinkythebear |
(1.00) |
501 |
2013-10-03 |
description:
I am just a microwave.
domain:
iamamicrowave
keywords:
i am just a microwave,the microwave song,microwave,hands
fg image origin:
The SoftLightes - The Microwave Song (Short Loop)
sound origin:
The SoftLightes - The Microwave Song (Short Loop)
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?(nsfw) short attention span chomsky part durr |
LegoLewdite |
(3.93) |
2,945 |
2013-10-02 |
description:
Chomchom
domain:
stupidpeople
fg image origin:
chomsky 1993
bg image origin:
chomsky
sound origin:
bambu + edit
|
|
?Superman is Bulletproof |
vonLucifuge |
(2.67) |
542 |
2013-09-21 |
description:
Superman being bulletproof.
domain:
bpsm
keywords:
bulletproof,superman
fg image origin:
Superman Flying
bg image origin:
Superman deflecting bullets
sound origin:
"Bulletproof" by La Roux edited to loop over short duration
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?Lose yourself to dance |
peniskanoe |
(1.33) |
515 |
2013-09-20 |
description:
Daft punk meets the hillbilly beach boys!
domain:
loseyourselftodance
keywords:
daftpunk,kansas,city
fg image origin:
Same as bg
bg image origin:
Just a few guys, having a good time. The lady in the back apparently receives some bad news during the short clip. Watch her expression change over time.
sound origin:
Just what I imagine they listened to during this time. How improbable it may be.
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?(nsfw) Everybody sing |
angrygnomes |
(1.00) |
457 |
2013-09-16 |
description:
Long live Bus 666
domain:
dedicatedtotodd
fg image origin:
Facebook
sound origin:
yt
|
?My School Bus is my Limo |
trixstar |
(3.00) |
611 |
2013-08-15 |
description:
Da Rich Kidzz yo
domain:
schoolbuslimo
keywords:
Limo,School,bus,School bus,da rich kidzz
fg image origin:
google images
bg image origin:
google images
sound origin:
youtube
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?(nsfw) The Driver On The Bus Goes Fap Fap Fap |
Imakeafunny |
(3.68) |
3,870 |
2013-07-12 |
description:
This guy loves the Lincoln Tunnel so hard.
domain:
BusFapper
keywords:
bus driver,masturbating,lincoln tunnel,NJ Transit,bus fapper
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_NwyQ4b7mA
bg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_NwyQ4b7mA
sound origin:
youtube
|
?(nsfw) short attention span chomsky |
LegoLewdite |
(4.03) |
4,750 |
2013-07-06 |
description:
a narco sin dickalism
domain:
anarcosyndicalism
fg image origin:
.
bg image origin:
.
sound origin:
coup
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?A representative will be with you shortly |
Imakeafunny |
(4.12) |
5,076 |
2013-06-29 |
description:
Comcast wait music
domain:
ComcastJam
keywords:
comcast,xfinity,on hold,wait,music
fg image origin:
nope
sound origin:
nope
|
?contemplation of moments past |
Gondry |
(3.38) |
2,008 |
2013-05-23 |
description:
not quite a faggy short film
domain:
glorydays
keywords:
iconography,idolatry,...
fg image origin:
.
bg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?Gundy Get Lucky |
cuppycup |
(2.00) |
3,028 |
2013-05-22 |
description:
Gundy doing a Ken Cosgrove style tapdance to Get Lucky.
domain:
gundy
keywords:
mike gundy, ,ken cosgrove,get lucky,oklahoma state,mad men
fg image origin:
Mad Men animated clip and photoshopped it as a parody of OSU head coach Mike Gundy.
sound origin:
short sample of Get Lucky from YouTube
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?Crazy Laugh |
ssj2fett |
(2.67) |
539 |
2013-05-01 |
description:
Evil Cannibal laugh
domain:
ahhahahaha
fg image origin:
Short film I made
sound origin:
Short film I made
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?love can happen to anyone HD |
theEndIsNye |
(2.75) |
703 |
2013-04-27 |
description:
I envisioned this site so long ago...
domain:
comebabycomecomebaby
keywords:
survive style,SurviveStyle5+,love,loop,Come Baby,bus
fg image origin:
all images and sounds from Survive Style 5+
bg image origin:
same movie
sound origin:
come baby survive style 5+ sound track
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?(nsfw) A Dying Hasselhof coming into Human flesh |
chaircrusher |
(2.33) |
992 |
2013-03-13 |
description:
Nothing but awesom
domain:
DyingHasselhof
keywords:
hasselhof,celtic frost
fg image origin:
Google Image Search
sound origin:
Short fair use excerpt from the Celtic Frost song "A Dying God Coming Into Human Flesh.
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?(nsfw) Shit In Your Pants ! |
Swiftace |
(1.00) |
2,395 |
2013-02-19 |
description:
Shit In Your Pants - The Song To Sing When You Shit In Your Pants !
domain:
shitinyourpants
keywords:
shit in your pants,get shitty with it,i shit in my pants,shitting in your pants,shit in your shorts,i shat in my pants,i enjoy shitting in my pants,i was in public and i shit in my pants,i shit myself in public ,my pants are full of shit
fg image origin:
Picture taken myself.
sound origin:
Audio created myself.
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?Everybody Dance Now |
rinnywee |
(3.00) |
547 |
2013-01-29 |
description:
Short shorts
domain:
ebdn
fg image origin:
Imgur
sound origin:
C&C Music Factory
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?(nsfw) RTA driver doesn't have time for you... |
turdpipe |
(2.00) |
1,037 |
2013-01-14 |
description:
Bitch gets owned.
domain:
rtadriverdonttakenoshit
keywords:
RTA, WOMAN,BUS,UPPERCUT,driver,women,anal cunt,nature,punching,bag,cleveland
fg image origin:
public use
bg image origin:
public use
sound origin:
Anal Cunt - WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
It Just Gets Worse - Earache Records
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?We're still here |
fearcondom |
(3.97) |
3,457 |
2012-12-21 |
description:
Another day another dollar
domain:
foxsmoke
keywords:
fox,smoking,bus stop,life
fg image origin:
badly stuffed animals
sound origin:
Sport et couture
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