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fattening up the old joke muscle

backinthegamenow

get your shorts brown

stink it up

[X] this is a classic YTMND

Enjoy your March 10th or as it is written in short hand MAR10.

mariodays2

The Nintendo logo and Mario

Boston Pops

Such amazing!

morden

Ryu ga Gotoku Ishin

Colo Terorita - Short Loop

LIBOR, HSBC, IMF, IPSUM DOLAR BILLS

imnoamchomsky

chomsky,menace,tribe,selma,reggie watts

assorted

beats antique

ａｌｌ  ｉｎ  ｔｈｅ  ｇａｍｅ

therearerulestothisgame

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130822143443/thewirehbotv/images/3/32/Tumblr_mfz47dcjDo1qg0lbvo1_500.gif

http://www.dreadscott.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ghetto-prison-bus-shelter-VGA.jpg

i made it myself, k.

Come see lions in Kenya! DO IT NOW!

rwarrwar

Short girl

Kenya

Kenya

the bus is late

waitinforthebus

doctor who gif

http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/55589/kiss-rain-drops-animated.gif

Satellite High - The bus is late

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

LOL HAHAHAHA XDDD

FUNNYOLDFADLOL

http://nevercome.ytmnd.com/

http://nevercome.ytmnd.com/

http://nevercome.ytmnd.com/

I am just a microwave.

iamamicrowave

i am just a microwave,the microwave song,microwave,hands

The SoftLightes - The Microwave Song (Short Loop)

The SoftLightes - The Microwave Song (Short Loop)

Chomchom

stupidpeople

chomsky 1993

chomsky

bambu + edit

Superman being bulletproof.

bpsm

bulletproof,superman

Superman Flying

Superman deflecting bullets

"Bulletproof" by La Roux edited to loop over short duration

Daft punk meets the hillbilly beach boys!

loseyourselftodance

daftpunk,kansas,city

Same as bg

Just a few guys, having a good time. The lady in the back apparently receives some bad news during the short clip. Watch her expression change over time.

Just what I imagine they listened to during this time. How improbable it may be.

Long live Bus 666

dedicatedtotodd

Facebook

yt

Da Rich Kidzz yo

schoolbuslimo

Limo,School,bus,School bus,da rich kidzz

google images

google images

youtube

This guy loves the Lincoln Tunnel so hard.

BusFapper

bus driver,masturbating,lincoln tunnel,NJ Transit,bus fapper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_NwyQ4b7mA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_NwyQ4b7mA

youtube

a narco sin dickalism

anarcosyndicalism

.

.

coup

Comcast wait music

ComcastJam

comcast,xfinity,on hold,wait,music

nope

nope

not quite a faggy short film

glorydays

iconography,idolatry,...

.

.

.

Gundy doing a Ken Cosgrove style tapdance to Get Lucky.

gundy

mike gundy, ,ken cosgrove,get lucky,oklahoma state,mad men

Mad Men animated clip and photoshopped it as a parody of OSU head coach Mike Gundy.

short sample of Get Lucky from YouTube

Evil Cannibal laugh

ahhahahaha

Short film I made

Short film I made

I envisioned this site so long ago...

comebabycomecomebaby

survive style,SurviveStyle5+,love,loop,Come Baby,bus

all images and sounds from Survive Style 5+

same movie

come baby survive style 5+ sound track

Nothing but awesom

DyingHasselhof

hasselhof,celtic frost

Google Image Search

Short fair use excerpt from the Celtic Frost song "A Dying God Coming Into Human Flesh.

Shit In Your Pants - The Song To Sing When You Shit In Your Pants !

shitinyourpants

shit in your pants,get shitty with it,i shit in my pants,shitting in your pants,shit in your shorts,i shat in my pants,i enjoy shitting in my pants,i was in public and i shit in my pants,i shit myself in public ,my pants are full of shit

Picture taken myself.

Audio created myself.

Short shorts

ebdn

Imgur

C&C Music Factory

Bitch gets owned.

rtadriverdonttakenoshit

RTA, WOMAN,BUS,UPPERCUT,driver,women,anal cunt,nature,punching,bag,cleveland

public use

public use

Anal Cunt - WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG It Just Gets Worse - Earache Records

Another day another dollar

foxsmoke

fox,smoking,bus stop,life

badly stuffed animals

Sport et couture

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

this is a test site

I wish I could be everywhere there's people doing art.

That way I can prevent them from being titillated or aroused or in any way confused by the counter-culture.

others have done the ytmnd swanson dance with song, others have done the dj roomba, now you have them together.

swansonroomba

swanson,,parks and rec,ron swanson,dj roomba

http://djroomba.com/

djroomba.com

a short clip from "Who Dat Girl" by Flo Rida

LOL!

different

VOTE 5

verizonfails.ytmnd.com + editing

same