The April M.F.'ing 28th Steakman check-in...... Predictions--- McCaskeys pull a fast one and bankrupt the city, Jerry Reinsdorf gets the shaft and moves the Sox to Nashville, Caleb Williams = Tom Brady, Bears win the super bowl, OB's seasonal hypertension finally eases..., Put some damn money on the Cubbies

A classic from the 'F-M names his sites random shit' era... https://siteidea.ytmnd.com/

"EEEH!!" -Jim Carrey before giving his girlfriend cocaine and herpes

I always naturally assumed all the [i]funny guys[/i] such as yourself were doin' great, but of course my assumptions about people are almost always wrong. I worry about all the old dudes on this site and I even lie awake wondering how they are (and even if they are alive or dead). Pull back the veneer of shitposting, shit-talking and loud noise jokes, and I myself have to admit I came here and found comfort and joy here in the first place mostly to escape my crushing boredom, loneliness and depression IRL. Visiting this nearly empty site almost 20 years later feels like a warm blanket of nostalgia. I always log on a couple times a week hoping to see some sites posted by the classic dudes, but I'm more often than not I'm disappointed to not see very many of the old names I loved in the Recently Created. I miss all the jokes, all the sites, all the funny guys. I guess we can thank max goldenstein for saving our lives. I owe him an apology for calling him a gay idiot.

and applemilk1988 looking good