?A Nickels Worth of Free Ray Wise |
WayRice |
(4.20) |
1,466 |
2015-05-15 |
description:
Rays in Arizona
domain:
wayoftherice
keywords:
movie starring the guy who was in laura palmer
fg image origin:
100% WAY
sound origin:
twine beaks
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?R.I.P. Walter White |
JamminJon |
(3.00) |
561 |
2015-05-14 |
description:
Greatest Drug Kingpin in History.
1959-2011
domain:
ripheisenberg
keywords:
Breaking ,Bad,Breaking Bad,Walter White,Heisenberg,I am the danger,I am the one who knocks,pokemon,Tribute,Jesse Pinkman,Gustavo Fring,Skylar White,Walter Jr.,Science,AMC
fg image origin:
Breaking Bad
bg image origin:
Breaking Bad
sound origin:
Tears After The Cloudy Weather By Pokemon
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?swallow a volleyball (ytmnd commentary) |
Krangar18 |
(4.50) |
3,504 |
2015-05-07 |
description:
says the guy who still watches salute your shorts
domain:
pingpongball
keywords:
and hey dude
fg image origin:
shit
sound origin:
yeah
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?Who let the dogs in!? |
woman |
(3.00) |
816 |
2015-05-07 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
protector
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Stolen
sound origin:
NEDM
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?Untitled YTMND |
DarthWang |
(3.43) |
1,141 |
2015-05-01 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
titled
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
A man who is playing a video game and cares not for YTMND
bg image origin:
A man who is very disappointed, either at this YTMND not having a title or at the guy in the foreground caring about video games more than YTMND
sound origin:
A song that accompanies the action taking place in this YTMND
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?(nsfw) Chicken Children |
mrozz |
(3.00) |
1,906 |
2015-04-29 |
description:
[b]Ozymandias[/b]
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".
[i]~ Percy Bysshe Shelley[/i]
domain:
chickenchildren
keywords:
chicken,machine,grind,grinder,death,cruelty,hatchery,horror,factory
fg image origin:
https://youtu.be/0EdEOClMoYg
sound origin:
Ray Gaskins
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?The Owl Who Stares at Men |
woman |
(2.75) |
833 |
2015-04-25 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
infrared
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Stolen
sound origin:
Moonlight Sonata
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?(nsfw) Lizard, lizard on the wall, who's the G... |
woman |
(2.50) |
1,255 |
2015-04-16 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
formerfaguser
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Spam
sound origin:
Same
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?The Ableist Corgi |
DrSimetra |
(1.00) |
601 |
2015-04-04 |
description:
STEVEN UNIVERSAPOCALYPSE 2015
A joke site at the request at the aforementioned "cuntbountry" due to being recently bombarded with idiots who failed to adhere to their specific tastes.
domain:
cuntbountry
site text:
You // Ableist // Fuck
keywords:
catbounty,tumblr
fg image origin:
Gif was edited via artwork from the suggested user.
sound origin:
A clip from the hit television program circa 1999, Family Guy
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?(nsfw) chapstik |
colobus |
(1.00) |
1,966 |
2015-03-25 |
description:
This is an implementation of a fruitless desire which I had for a fleeting moment when my mind once worked in the proper way as I see other individuals. I felt wonderful and confused and at the end of my experience had found myself having completed nothing. It is at this point when I sit back, masturbating before falling asleep in a profound state of arousal, having wasted the potential life of a million human beings who will not fetter and waste on this hopeless and beautiful planet, eating macdonalds and paying for kia hybrids.
domain:
chapstik
site text:
help // me // iaminhell
keywords:
hate,cheese,ytmnd,spring,heat,penis,gravel,gate,lol,asdfg
fg image origin:
http://www.google.com
bg image origin:
http://www.google.com
sound origin:
https://www.google.com
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?Here's a site I forgot to upload when that guy... |
Daltonofzeal2 |
(4.47) |
2,689 |
2015-03-20 |
description:
I'm out. It's been fun.
I wanted to slap together one last noise site, but I just don't have it in me anymore. Everyone's moved on. It's time for me to do the same.
I mean: JAMES GANFOLDIINI WAS A BELOVED CHARTER ACTER AND THEPSIEAN WHO PLAYED DRUMMELDORF IN THE LIVE ATCION PRODUCTION OF "HENRY POTTER 2: HANGER GAMES". HE WIL BE REMEREBED FOR HIS BRIF STUNT AS THE LED GUTIARIST FOR THE BAND IMARGARINE DRAGONS. HE WAS THE FIRTS ACTOR TO DO A NUDE SECNE ON THE HOB NETWORK ... fuck, I can't even put together one of these anymore.
It's been fun. But it's been 11 years of making senseless noise sites and incoherent-yet-still-somewhat-coherent rambling comments and texts, and I don't think my brain can do it anymore.
domain:
jamesgandalf
site text:
YOU SHALNOT PAS LIKE THAT PART // EHTE GUY RITSYAS "MOVEBICH // MOVE LIKE MOVESUZANE MOVEMENTBCH
fg image origin:
rip jemes gafolini
bg image origin:
brap obama
sound origin:
the soporpos theam
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?WHORE NETS™ |
mleep |
(4.12) |
3,571 |
2015-03-14 |
description:
"WOW HUN! The new EYE-PHONE is so REALISTIC - its like getting hit in the head with a FUCKING BASKETBALL!!! "
domain:
watchoutthatcellphoneohhhhh
site text:
WATCH OUT THAT // CELLPHONE OHHHHH! // WHORE NETS!
keywords:
watch out that cellphone ohhhhh!,who actually goes to a hornets game?,i was playing angry turds and a basketball game broke out,it is her daughters fault - the stupid bitch.,WHORE NETS™,IT GETS EVEN FUNNIER AFTER THE 50TH VIEWING
fg image origin:
NATIONAL WATCH THE FUCKING GAME ASSOCIATION™ courtesy of the WHORE NETS™
sound origin:
5SOS (FIVE SECONDS OF SHIT)
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?"Seasons Out Of Sun" |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.39) |
6,176 |
2015-03-01 |
description:
so I recorded this piece of shit in January 2013, thought it was really dumb, and forgot about it. then for some dumbass reason I decided to revisit it two years later and add the background music, which didn't exactly line up with the words because I went too fast and so I had to chop it up and piece it together and anyway it still sounds like shit. that was in January of this year and today I decided to just put some images together and say fuck it because who cares about quality on a site littered with suzane and picheu crap (which isn't really moon man anymore but fucking close enough) and well here, enjoy, 1, and leave.
domain:
ytmnd2015
keywords:
ytmnd is dying,post memories here
fg image origin:
shit.
sound origin:
toilet.
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?Swamplust |
Holycannoli |
(4.06) |
1,679 |
2015-02-24 |
description:
Now muscle shows who's got the swamplust
domain:
swamplust
site text:
// Now muscle shows // who's got the swamplust
keywords:
swamplust,sex,hulk,hogan,sweet,home,alabama
fg image origin:
swamp lust
sound origin:
sweet home alabama
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?Some guy gets horrifically injured but doesn't... |
DarthWang |
(4.40) |
1,297 |
2015-02-16 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
impale
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Some guy getting horrifically injured but not caring about it
bg image origin:
Some other people laughing at the guy getting horrifically injured
sound origin:
A song with a deep meaning relating to the content of this YTMND as a a comment on the callous nature of the world and lack of sympathy for people who have been impaled with pipes
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?Sea Dog |
hdofu |
(3.00) |
1,160 |
2015-02-11 |
description:
This dog is not wise, he is a dog of the sea, perhaps he left the sea to avoid rejection from some bitch who scorned him, or perhaps its for fish and to chase gulls.
domain:
seadog
site text:
You're the // Man Now // Sea Dog!
keywords:
sea,dog
fg image origin:
google image search of the seadog
bg image origin:
google image search of the sea
sound origin:
styx, sailing away
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?Punk of the streets |
Nicoweed |
(1.00) |
456 |
2015-01-27 |
description:
It's a punk who dance on "Lazerhawk - King of the streets"
domain:
punkofthestreetssovietpunk
keywords:
punk,LazerHawk,King of the streets,Mexicranism,dance,yolo
fg image origin:
Me
bg image origin:
Me
sound origin:
LazerHawk King of the Streets
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?bj shots for the ladies, cosmos for each of the guys |
mleep |
(3.20) |
1,334 |
2015-01-20 |
description:
Tribute to one of my favorite movies (and soundtracks) of 2014. From the guys who did You're Next and V/H/S.
domain:
johncarpenter
keywords:
The Guest,Adam Wingard,Simon Barrett,blow job shots for da ladies
fg image origin:
The Guest
bg image origin:
The Guest
sound origin:
Mike Simonetti - The Magician (The Guest Soundtrack)
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?doge toy 2015 |
sleash |
(2.33) |
487 |
2015-01-19 |
description:
doge toy
domain:
dogetoy2015
fg image origin:
ingur
sound origin:
who let the dogs out
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?(nsfw) VAMP BOB |
asubtlewind |
(2.50) |
636 |
2014-12-27 |
description:
HOLY SHIT WHO GAVE HIM THE CATNIP???
domain:
OHFUCKITSBOB
fg image origin:
internet
bg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
internet
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?Justyna: Fight For Darkness |
idonttroll |
(1.00) |
477 |
2014-12-25 |
description:
Justyna is a fat, ugly, bald mass of a human. Looking at her will cause death or blindness. This is why the human race wanted to live in darkness to avoid the sight of Justyna. Hulk could not stop her. Who will save earth and bring darkness to save us all?
domain:
justyna
fg image origin:
created by me
bg image origin:
created by me
sound origin:
created by me
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?Pimp Game Skrong |
kvn |
(1.00) |
412 |
2014-12-20 |
description:
The 80-year-old inmate, convicted of conspiracy to commit multiple murders, has obtained a license to wed Afton Elaine Burton, 26, who as a teenager moved to California to be near him and has visited him for seven years. According to records with the Kings County Clerk-Recorder, Manson and Burton applied for the marriage license Nov. 7.
domain:
hellahoes
site text:
I // Got // Hella Hoes
fg image origin:
Hella Hoes Charles Manson ASAP Ferg
sound origin:
ASAP Ferg Hella Hoes
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?Donnie Fartko |
DarthWang |
(3.11) |
1,148 |
2014-12-18 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
checker
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
A girl who is confused about what the title of this site has to do with the content of this site (hint: nothing whatsoever)
bg image origin:
Someone who is angry about the fact that the title of this site does not accurately reflect the content of this site
sound origin:
A song that has nothing to do with the title of this site and little to do with the graphical content of this site
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?WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AGAIN!? |
woman |
(2.20) |
830 |
2014-12-17 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
doormat
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Stolen
sound origin:
Marv
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?Group Zero Does Not Exist |
Mont-Order-Informati |
(2.33) |
1,055 |
2014-12-14 |
description:
"Pay close attention. You could miss something."
This facebook group is not Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist.
There are three keys, each in seven parts. Each part is a day in the fool's journey. There is no day for the fool himself, because Group Zero Does Not Exist.
This group is a doorway. A doorway that will both fully open, and close forever on solstice night.
If you can't find the first key, you haven't got a hope of finding the second or third. Without all three keys, you cannot open the door. And if you cannot pass through the door, you are not worthy to be part of Group Zero. Which Does Not Exist.
Whatever the most committed among you find on the other side, it will not be Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. For those who are not committed and organised, not paying attention, your journey will end with this group. Feel free to add anyone who may appreciate it. Time is short.
14 days left.
#GZDNE
domain:
groupzerodoesnotexist
site text:
Group Zero Does Not Exist // Group Zero Does Not Exist // Group Zero Does Not Exist
keywords:
GZDNE,Group Zero Does Not Exist,#GZDNE,Mont Order
fg image origin:
The Mont Order
sound origin:
Doom 3 videogame sounds
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?It Sounded A Lot Like Deep Howling |
thecurtle |
(1.67) |
441 |
2014-12-09 |
description:
That Silver Wolf will get ya violent.
domain:
howlatthemoon
site text:
// 2 Shelf 2 Gud // Someone Hold My Hair Plz
keywords:
an alcoholics drink,vodka usually,somewhere from $5-$10 USD,for a liter,Minnesota's crunk drink,for kids who dont give a fuck,howl at the moon,silver wolf,vomit inducing
fg image origin:
http://static.wine-searcher.net/images/labels/42/69/silver-wolf-vodka-russia-10424269.jpg
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PlXaXPoolI
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?Who's the Prince of Bel-Air anyway? |
likeyea |
(3.00) |
974 |
2014-12-04 |
description:
asd
domain:
prince-of-what
keywords:
prince,of,bel,air,bel-air
fg image origin:
a
bg image origin:
b
sound origin:
c
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?Metal Gear Video Games |
RubilacEx |
(2.40) |
475 |
2014-12-01 |
description:
the winning combination
domain:
metalgearvideogames
keywords:
metal gear,metal gear solid,game over,video games,snake,snake snake snaaake
fg image origin:
Metal Gear Solid (Japanese: メタルギアソリッド Hepburn: Metaru Gia Soriddo?) is an action-adventure stealth video game developed by Konami Computer Entertainment Japan and first published by Konami for the PlayStation in 1998. The game was directed, produced and co-written by Hideo Kojima and serves as a sequel to the MSX2 versions of Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, which Kojima also directed.[4] The suffix Solid has several meanings as it not only references the game's protagonist, Solid Snake, but also alludes to the "solid" 3D graphics, and its placement as the third title in the series.
Metal Gear Solid follows Solid Snake, a soldier who infiltrates a nuclear weapons facility to neutralize the terrorist threat from FOXHOUND, a renegade special forces unit.[5] Snake must liberate two hostages, the head of DARPA and the president of a major arms manufacturer, confront the terrorists,
sound origin:
and stop them from launching a nuclear strike.[6] Cinematic cutscenes were rendered using the in-game engine and graphics, and voice acting was used throughout the entire game.[7]
Metal Gear Solid was very well received, shipping more than six million copies,[8] and scoring an average of 94/100 on the aggregate website Metacritic.[9] It is recognized by many critics as one of the best and most important games of all time,[10][11] and heralded as the game which made the stealth genre popular. The commercial success of the title prompted the release of an expanded version for the PlayStation and PC, titled Metal Gear Solid: Integral;[12] and a remake, Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes was later released for the Nintendo GameCube.[13][14] The game has also spawned numerous sequels, prequels and spin-offs, including several games, a radio drama, comics, and novels.
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?Edge of Darth Stapler |
DarthWang |
(3.33) |
1,243 |
2014-11-24 |
description:
BoredJedi and Chuft are upset that Julianna whatsherface is now over 18, because they are filthy pedophiles who only want to fuck prepubescent girls, so they used the Guardian of Forever to go back in time to when she was 12 and rape her, but Darth Stapler stops them
domain:
fuckoffpedotown
site text:
LOL IT DOESN'T SYNC // //
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
The NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO of Stapler and Darth Stapler
sound origin:
VNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV - Staplude
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?(nsfw) so wurm bans me for talking about valve + ... |
ldrancer |
(1.67) |
819 |
2014-11-21 |
description:
big conspiracy
domain:
fuckvalvewurmbritain
site text:
wewgas // //
keywords:
conspiracy, ,valve,wurm,dicksuckers,soetero,foreign
fg image origin:
the background
erm so i totally pwned this noob in chat. yea? so then he sticks me on a kos list as his last resort. i called him an asshole in chat. ok so around this time im not sure, a mod is up to something.
the convo went from starting at valve, to soetero, to him making an insult and me burnign him hard. like he was like hows jobs americans i said what are you going to do attack america? cause he woudlnt shutup you know.
my insult to start was im selling tvs cheap so cheap, wink wink, youd think they where 5-finger discounts. haha olll they get so mad.
cont->
sound origin:
thats the new valve insult btw. it means there fucking niggers who break into your house and steal your tv in the middle of the night.
that led to some he was so burnt he had to talk about things that i dont GIVE a fuck about. wewgas.
me saying so, him angry now, i put it like, i dont care about foreginers cause i dont got to.
now is hwere it gets bad you see his real intentions. he then pretty uch attacked america with a statement. me insulted him badly. said something .. wait was gonna say but .. i had said tht one earlier, suck the queens dick a reply to someones comment hows the healthcare ..death..
i just told him what are you going to do? attack all of america?
ok normal convo. 1st amendment. im set on KOS tell chat asshole over chat put me on KOS. banned 1 hr. oll
after 1 hour the server was reset
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