| ?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,342 |
2022-01-28 |
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description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
fg image origin:
Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
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| ?The future of those cuffs |
Nate66 |
(3.11) |
596 |
2010-09-19 |
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description:
Good for him
domain:
theeyfinallybroke
fg image origin:
Cuffs
sound origin:
Eye of the Tiger
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| ?Senioritis: Speech Class |
nightowl3090 |
(3.13) |
1,421 |
2009-11-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
icanbreakthisclass
site text:
Notes // Of A // CHAMPION
keywords:
break these cuffs mr. newcomb forest lake
fg image origin:
My Notebook
sound origin:
Love in these cuffs YTMND
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| ?I don't want to have to cuff you |
maddog125 |
(3.13) |
1,530 |
2008-11-15 |
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description:
Dethklok+Cuffs
domain:
dethcuffs
keywords:
Pickles the drummer, Doodily doo, ding dong doodily doodily doo, break, these, cuffs
fg image origin:
Metalocalypse
sound origin:
Kill You, Cuffs
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| ?All Your Base Are Belong to Cuffs |
woman |
(3.17) |
1,164 |
2015-01-24 |
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description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
arrest
site text:
ALL YOUR BREAK // ARE BELONG // TO US
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
AYBABTU + Cuffs
sound origin:
Same
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| ?(nsfw) Those are nice tits |
nihn |
(3.18) |
3,484 |
2011-04-08 |
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description:
IM A BUUUURRRDDD!!!!!!!
domain:
phonesmex
keywords:
cry, intervention, cuffs, khan,
fg image origin:
fucking iPhones reception sucks around here
sound origin:
the sound of you reading this
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| ?Cuffs and Collars |
sephiroth101 |
(3.20) |
3,185 |
2007-05-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
cuffsncollars
keywords:
King of the Hill, Cuffs and Collars, Porn, Hank, Hill, Peggy, Boomhauer
fg image origin:
King of the Hill
sound origin:
King of the Hill
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| ?You cant bet on black |
Mojoth3Monkey |
(3.20) |
1,140 |
2009-08-19 |
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description:
why not
domain:
cantbetonblack
keywords:
break cuffs bet on black snipes midget cant mojo
fg image origin:
cops
sound origin:
Passenger 57 + cops
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| ?Vader can't break those cuffs! |
peesauce |
(3.22) |
3,359 |
2008-07-28 |
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description:
Vader has trouble breaking those cuffs because he didn't use the force
domain:
vadercuffs
fg image origin:
Star Wars + Break these cuffs
sound origin:
same
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| ?Myspace Cuff Suicide |
porkboy |
(3.23) |
2,605 |
2008-08-17 |
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description:
Break these cuffs, also Myspace Suicide
domain:
myspacecuffsuicide
keywords:
i can break these cuffs, cuffs, most awesome user on ytmnd, the most awesome user on ytmnd
fg image origin:
Break these cuffs, also Myspace Suicide
sound origin:
Break these cuffs, also Myspace Suicide
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| ?Break These World Records |
markyland |
(3.27) |
1,010 |
2008-08-15 |
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description:
It had to be done.
domain:
breaktheseworldrecords
keywords:
Phelps World Record Break Cuffs
fg image origin:
Phelps
sound origin:
Phelps
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| ?Michael Phelps breaks those cuffs! |
hucklebilly |
(3.27) |
2,651 |
2008-08-16 |
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description:
EPIC
domain:
mikey-likes-it-he-really-likes-it
keywords:
Mikal Phalpz
fg image origin:
Oilimpics plus cuffz
sound origin:
same as above
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| ?Epic Meat |
breakdacuffs |
(3.29) |
2,235 |
2009-02-18 |
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description:
The Gods of Meat have spoken.
domain:
Meattastic
site text:
Gods // of // Meat
keywords:
meat, epic, cool, lol, dubya, cuffs, funny
fg image origin:
Google Images
sound origin:
Requiem for a Dream
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| ?My Cuffs-By Cuffswitch Engage |
NocGuy |
(3.29) |
6,228 |
2008-08-04 |
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description:
THIS ARE MY CUFFS DUN DA NA NA NA NA NA
domain:
thesearemycuffs
keywords:
my cuffs,break these cuffs,killswitch engage,
fg image origin:
Killswitch Engage + A tiny edit
sound origin:
Killswitch Engage-My Curse/A Black Midget+WhiteCop
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| ?CUP BREAK AND SUBSEQUENT CELEBRATI... |
Doomrock |
(3.31) |
1,705 |
2008-07-28 |
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description:
The Definitive Cuffs Guy Site
domain:
cup-
keywords:
eye, Ken, brake, geese, cufts
fg image origin:
COPS, CUPS
sound origin:
COPS, Shitty Mic, Megadeth - Skull Beneath the Skin
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| ?Sean connery can break these cuffs |
NESer |
(3.32) |
4,084 |
2008-08-30 |
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description:
He said ytmnd
domain:
Metasequoiaglyptostroboides
keywords:
You're, the, man, now, dog, .com
fg image origin:
Sean connery
sound origin:
Sean connery + original cuffs site
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| ?I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS |
InPoorTaste |
(3.32) |
13,261 |
2007-10-02 |
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description:
crazy black midget on COPS tries to break cuffs. N*GG* YOU SO CRAZY!!
domain:
breakthesecuffs
site text:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! // //
keywords:
Break these cuffs, cops, n*gg* midget, aaaaaahhhh, hitler, tranny , tits , miny nig
fg image origin:
crazy black midget
sound origin:
crazy black midget
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| ?Bill Likes It Rough |
ohsociety |
(3.33) |
1,934 |
2005-08-02 |
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description:
Bill likes it rough.
domain:
billlikesrough
keywords:
Bill clinton, Bill, President, Rough, Hand cuffs, Blowjob, Monica, Monica Lewenski
sound origin:
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| ?You KHAN't Break These KHANffs |
cowpatch5 |
(3.33) |
898 |
2008-08-24 |
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description:
khancuffs.ytmnd.com already exists, so I added extra KHAN and supplemental Vader.
domain:
khanffs
site text:
I KHAN BREAK THESE KHANFFS // YOU KHAN'T BREAK THOSE KHAN // NOOOOOOOO!
keywords:
cuffs, khan, vader, noooooooo
fg image origin:
ytmnd wiki + vader's helmet
sound origin:
cuffs + khan + vader
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| ?(nsfw) For AF use only |
Lollybo |
(3.33) |
2,125 |
2008-08-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
AFlovecuffs
fg image origin:
My image folder
sound origin:
Love in these cuffs
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| ?Sonic Gives advice about the Rancor |
Twohtwoh |
(3.33) |
1,205 |
2009-06-10 |
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description:
You can't break the Rancor
domain:
Youcantbreaktherancor
keywords:
Rancor, Sonic, Needledick, Rainbow Stalin
fg image origin:
geocities.com
sound origin:
Sonic, Can't break those cuffs. NSFW Mace Windu, Rainbow Stalin,
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| ?You can't break those cuffs |
Sharzademar |
(3.33) |
1,309 |
2012-01-13 |
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description:
UGHH Making this site officially transfers my soul over to YTMND.
domain:
billydeecuffs
site text:
LANDO CAN // //
keywords:
lando,i can break these,cuffs,star wars,fad,kill me
fg image origin:
From the many other sites in this fad.
sound origin:
From the many other sites in this fad.
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| ?peter pan.. OWNED! |
jfonzy |
(3.33) |
1,289 |
2008-08-15 |
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description:
Waiting for the "cuffs" peter pan ytmnd...
domain:
peterpanowned
site text:
Anything you say can and // will be used in a // cuffs ytmnd any time now..
fg image origin:
msnbc
sound origin:
shit game
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| ?conan summons cuffs & breaks them |
usingnew |
(3.34) |
1,957 |
2008-07-30 |
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description:
fad site
domain:
conancuffs
fg image origin:
you
sound origin:
me
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| ?Cuffs Myspace Suicide |
DarthWang |
(3.37) |
2,271 |
2008-08-07 |
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description:
Address: 99999 Cuffs avenue
domain:
emocuffs
keywords:
I'm so cuffs or something LOL
fg image origin:
You BROKE my CUFFS
sound origin:
Call the Police. Tell them I can't break these cuffs
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| ?really wanna break des CUFFS |
Father-McKenzie |
(3.38) |
1,520 |
2008-07-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
cuffsremix
site text:
welcome to my cuffz remix // //
fg image origin:
a
sound origin:
cuffs: the remix
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| ?Charlie Sheen can't break these cuffs |
Fryman1 |
(3.38) |
4,239 |
2008-08-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
fourchansucksdick
keywords:
Charlie Sheen,z
fg image origin:
hanes commercial+Cops
sound origin:
hanes commercial+Cops
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| ?Accessorize Your Slave! |
heavyastronaut |
(3.40) |
887 |
2009-06-05 |
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description:
Pronto.com is harsh.
domain:
coffs
keywords:
Racist cuffs pronto
fg image origin:
cuffs.ytmnd.com
sound origin:
cuffs.ytmnd.com
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| ?(nsfw) I will bring creamy death to you all |
nihn |
(3.40) |
2,100 |
2011-03-29 |
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description:
I'm kinda shocked none of you did this already...with now standard ending.
domain:
my-eyes-what-did-you-do-to-my-eyes
keywords:
cuffs, shaq, gay,
fg image origin:
max.com
sound origin:
you know where
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| ?Cuff Man goes Super Saiyan |
breakdacuffs |
(3.43) |
1,568 |
2009-02-21 |
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description:
The Cuff Midget can't seem to break the cuffs! He'll get back at the officer by going Super Saiyan.
domain:
kamehamecuffs
keywords:
cuffs midget lol dubya cosby wwcf goku dbz
fg image origin:
Cuff Midget+Myself
sound origin:
Beemp3.com
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