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Don't be a fool. Pick up Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow for your DS today.

somacruz

Bloody ******* Tears // //

soma, cruz, castlevania, dracula, belmont, vampire, evil

Bloody Tears - Castevania: DoS

Just thought it would be a neat idea, so i whipped this up in photoshop and did a bog standard audio edit- enjoy.

yourethedognowmandotcom

YOURE THE // DOG NOW // MAN.COM

dog, man, now, ytmnd, youre the man now dog

Made it.

You're the man now dog.com

Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid." Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."

myfathertouchedmybutthole

groove is in the heart bitch

kootchup pardee

dr. pepper

tom's diner

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

BALLIN teen extraordinaire! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

Chadazoid

ABAP

We Hindus/Indians fought "THEM" for many centuries and you Europeans gave up in a few decades! Being 'Woke' is not being 'Awakened'

Sanatana

// // Awake

Hindu,HinduS,Indians,Indian,India,Sanatana,Sanatana Dharma,Dharma,Aham Brahmasmi,Brahmasmi,Aham,Dharmic,Islamic,Western,Conquered,Conquer,Islamization,Woke,Awake,Communist,Statue,Culture,Cultural,Hindi,Hind,Sanskrit,Tamil,Temple,Hindu Temple

https://x.com/banana_sethh/status/1859580847008907708

https://x.com/banana_sethh/status/1859580847008907708

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=136nnRpAXDE

Somethings odd going with my video encoder it seems to be picking up horses. I'm not going to give away the ending with sources.

christmas1

LazyTown, Stephanie, Christmas, song

lazttown

lazttown

A gif of a fake video involving a WoW player getting their account deleted to the music of Andrew W.K. - Party Hard.

party-hard

Party Hard, Andrew W.K., WoW, World of Warcraft, Bed Faceplant, Freakout

Gif of a WoW player freaking out over a deleted account. Was discovered to be set up.

Andrew W.K. - Party Hard. A 12 second loop from this song, with the words Party Hard (matches the caption in the gif).

LOL! KHANTMND: You'll never be able to watch Star Trek 2 with a straight face ever again!

makingakhantmnd

Making,a,ytmnd,Milton,stapler,Darth,Vader,Moskau,nooooo,no,Khan,KHANTMND,best fad that ever was a fad even in made up fads like anything you could make up it would automatically not be as good as this fad even if you said it was because it really wouldn't

Suprisingly, GIMP, not Imageready, also KHAAAAAN!!!!!!!

Daft KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Believe it or not, George isn't George

Costanzasecret

Believe, it, or, not, George, isn't, at, home, please, leave, a, message, at, the, beep, I, must, be, out, or, I'd, pick, up, the, phone, where, could, I, be, believe, it, or, not, I'm, not, home

George Costanza

George Costanza telling the truth

Robocop is in for a big town this time shut up f*ck you the file size limit on ytmnd is too small I remember why I quit now, I love not being able to do any animations when I have a funny idea

RobocopFileSizeTooBig

Robocop

Robocop Farted

Robocop Shut up

A pony is a small horse[1][2][3] (Equus ferus caballus). Depending on context, a pony may be a horse that is under an approximate or exact height at the withers, or a small horse with a specific conformation and temperament. There are many different breeds. Compared to other horses, ponies often exhibit thicker manes, tails and overall coat, as well as proportionally shorter legs, wider barrels, heavier bone, thicker necks, and shorter heads with broader foreheads. The word "pony" derives from the old French poulenet, meaning foal, a young, immature horse, but this is not the modern meaning; unlike a horse foal, a pony remains small when fully grown. However, on occasion, people who are unfamiliar with horses may confuse an adult pony with a foal. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. These smaller animals were domesticated and bred for various purposes all over the northern hemisphere. Ponies were historically used for driving and freight transport, as children's mounts, for recreational riding, and later as competitors and performers in their own right. During the Industrial Revolution, particularly in Great Britain, a significant number were used as pit ponies, hauling loads of coal in the mines. Ponies are generally considered intelligent and friendly, though sometimes they also are described as stubborn or cunning. Properly trained ponies are appropriate mounts for children who are learning to ride. Larger ponies can be ridden by adults, as ponies are usually strong for their size. In modern use, many organizations define a pony as a mature horse that measures less than 14.2 hands (58 inches, 147 cm) at the withers, but there are a number of exceptions. Different organizations that use a strict measurement model vary from 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm) to nearly 14.3 hands (59 inches, 150 cm). Many breeds classify an animal as either horse or pony based on pedigree and phenotype, no matter its height. Some full-sized horses may be called "ponies" for various reasons of tradition or as a term of endearment.

maythebestpetwin

Ponies originally developed as a landrace adapted to a harsh natural environment, and were considered part of the "draft" subtype typical of Northern Europe. At one time, it was hypothesized that they may have descended from a wild "draft" subspecies of Equus ferus.[6] Studies of mitochondrial DNA (which is passed on though the female line) indicate that a large number of wild mares have contributed to modern domestic breeds;[7][8] in contrast, studies of y-DNA (passed down the male line) suggest that there was possibly just one single male ancestor of all domesticated breeds.[9] Domestication of the horse probably first occurred in the Eurasian steppes with horses of between 13 hands (52 inches, 132 cm) to over 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm),[10] and as horse domestication spread, the male descendents of the original stallion went on to be bred with local wild mares.[9][10]

Michael Westen: My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until... voice on phone: We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted. Michael Westen: When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. Michael Westen: Where am I? Fiona Glenanne: Miami. Michael Westen: You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend... Fiona Glenanne: Shall we shoot them? Michael Westen: An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI... Sam Axe: You know spies... bunch of bitchy little girls. Michael Westen: Family too... Sam Axe: Hey, is that your Mom again? Michael Westen: ... if you're desperate. Madeline Westen: Someone needs your help, Michael! Michael Westen: Bottom line? Until you figure out who burned you... you're not going anywhere.

The United States Pony Club defines "pony" to be any mount that is ridden by a member regardless of its breed or size. Persons up to 25 years old are eligible for membership, and some of the members' "ponies" actually are full-size horses.

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is another version of the Ted Cruz mock-up that's not entirely serious, as it includes the "Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer" meme that permeated throughout the 2016 election cycle. Enjoy!

zodiackillernewsweek

ted cruz,zodiac killer,2016 election,president,presidency,newsweek,topix,united states of america,republican,magazine

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

The Unfunny Truth About Scientology YTMND

Garfield is dead? I dont think so!! Check out what I dug up on the situation! Ebaums would be proud!

felinefantasies

Garfield dead ebaums feline fantasies NEDM NEBM bill murray jim davis

me and cheese bikini

ytmnd

Repost. Part 16 of the Fingertips series. For those not familar with They Might Be Giants music. The Fingertips songs are on their "Apollo 18" album. It is meant to be played on random with these 21 songs to mix up the album a bit.

tmbgwind

I HEAR THE WIND BLOW // //

they might be giants, tmbg, twister, tornado.

Twister

They Might Be Giants

I've been doing these experiments late at night where I get down in the push-up position and attempt to phase through the carpet and flooring. It hasn't worked yet, but once it does I'm going to phase into several Target stores and steal as many pillows as I can possibly carry. I'm going to have so many pillows, it's gonna be crazy. Like -- you don't even know.

killing-TMND-softly

target,pillows,funny user comments,calisthenics

JOHNNY CARSON's DiCK

TV's FRANK

Her life won't be so Simple when Pyramid Head shows up...

silenthilton

Paris, Hilton, prison, jail, Silent, Hill

http://www.satoworks.com/SH2Image/SH2mariaInPrison.jpg, AP news

Silent Hill 2 game, soundtrack

In the PTKFGS world larger-than-life stunts (epic manuevers) end up with a crash xD...... I updated the "image origin" box, now i put where i got the footage from, next time ask, and stop rating me, rate the fad, not the creator, be more matur

epicrash

epic, manuever, stunt, ptkfgs, crash, funny

edited in premiere & image ready using a clip from San ging cha

Nightwish + crash

This has to be one of my favorite stand up routines, if you want to hear the rest pick up Beyond the Pale!

hawtpockets

Hot,Pocket,Hotpocket,Jim,Gaffigan,Pockets,Hotpockets,Beyond,Pale

my precious hotpockets & Jim's CD

Jim Gaffigan - Beyond The Pale

They weren't even guarding anything in that circle. And after that big speech, they just broke it up right away. Power Rangers makes so little sense sometimes. FAD IDEAS: Use the sound in sites where someone is being kept out of something for no real

noonegetsinside

No one gets inside! // //

power, rangers, spd, dino thunder, wormhole, no one, gets inside, circle, cruger, none shall pass

Power Rangers SPD "Wormhole"

Power Rangers SPD "Wormhole"

More mysterious than UVB-76 (which is saying something), the Backwards Music Station is quite an enigma. Up until 2004, it could be heard on the short wave band (one frequency it was oft-reported on was 6752kHz USB). A variety of theories exist, one leading idea being that it is possibly from the US Navy, as the frequinces are close to the one's the Navy uses and they appear to be originating from Jacksonville, Florida & Virginia Beach, which are both home to naval bases. Other signals heard in England at good strength, are poorly received in America, indicating a European source An early suggestion was that the signals are a NATO communication device, coming from a base in Palermo, Sicily. More recently, utilities monitor Ary Boender reports the source of these signals as the U.S. Naval Air Station Sigonella, Sicily. Whatever it is, it sounds damned creepy.

backwardsmusicstation

Backwards Music Station, Unearthly, Unxplained Broadcast,

Taken from http://www.ominous-valve.com/bms.html, it is a view of the audio signal that makes up the BMS. Notice the characteristic falling sine waves.

Taken from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgF9ZlI_R-8, this is from the US broadcast.

The media, corporate shills, and billion-dollar companies want you to believe Gamergate 2 is a far-right harassment campaign against women, LGBTQ+, and marginalized groups. That’s a lie. Gamergate 2 is about standing up and saying we are not buying your shit. Make a good game or suffer. It is about taking back gaming for gamers. It’s about make games as entertainment again, free from your activism, propaganda, and agenda-pushing. It’s about rejecting the censorship and intentionally bad content developers try shove down our throats to spite the people who BUY the games. We’re not the vocal minority. We’re not left ... or right, far or otherwise. We’re driven by our love for games, not your hate of some of us. We’re adults and children, men and women, and gays trans furrys and everything else you can think of.. all backgrounds, races, and beliefs. We don’t care about your personal life, your politics, or what you believe. We just want you to make good games, entertainment that can be enjoyed... by everyone... after all... isn't that what inclusion really means.

GamerGate2

// // GG2

#Gamergate2,Gamergate2,#Gamergate,Gamergate,#Gamer,Gamer,Game,Woke,Wokism,DEI,DIE,D.I.E.,D.E.I.,.,GamerGate2,GamerGate,Gate,gate,VG,Video Games,Video Game,Video,Skanda,Govt,Left,Leftist,Commie,Communist,Rich,Elite

https://x.com/Zerberin1/media

https://x.com/Stone_tossers/status/1867762528883028350/photo/1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6tlh7_t9iQ

Me and my buddies thought up some ideas, some were left out, will most likely be updated soon with funnier pics

accordingtoswg

star wars, star wars according to star wars galaxies, star wars episode II, SWG, Star Wars Galaxies, pozwoned

internet+me

Star Wars

This is the last one. I was up all night making a big revision. This one took me a long time to make. Ken Burns will be making a 36 hour documentary on the making of these sites. It will air on PBS this winter.

tmbgcorridor

They Might Be Giants, tmbg, fingertips, doom, corridor

Doom 3 gameplay using Fraps.

They Might Be Giants.

The Theatre, once a hotspot for talent and wonder, has been ruined by an evil force which can be summed up easily in three words: Guys. In. Speedos.

gayactors

This is why // theatre is // dead

Google

Reno 911

Yes I did start the MacGyver fad, and I was the one who came up with the Seizes Control fad and got a few others to use my technique so it would be a fad. I am sorry for these crimes against humanity. I had a thing for RDA and Daniel Jackson.

howtomakeafad

Fad, Fads, YTMND fads, How to make a fad, top 15, top15, Indrinker goes crazy

Made it

Touch Me Now!

Origionaly a Valentine's Day Card but just begged to be YTMN'D. Enjoy and vote it up if you like it.

molaram

Kali-Ma! // //

mola, ram, lonely, heart, flame, i, love, you, indiana, jones, temple, of, doom

www.negative99.com

Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart

red leader can not be reached at this time, please hang up and try again

redleader404

position 404 // //

red leader, 404

American Pie 2 DVD + edit

American Pie 2 DVD + white noise

Garak explains how one escapes from being chained up in a malfunctioning holosuite spy program.

DS9escape

// Who Knew? //

Bashir, Garak, DS9, Deep Space Nine, Star Trek, Kiss, Dax, Jadzia

DS9: Our Man Bashir

DS9: Our Man Bashir

Do not attack OoN forums. I have sent their leader a message and they will be investigating how to make this kid shut up.

oon

self

adult swim

The Brumari are a wise and ancient alien civilization consisting of three sliced Super Marios fused together into one being. They could further link themselves up in infinite mario lines, becoming a collective consciousness.

brumari

The Brumari

The Brumari

The Brumari

The Brumari